EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
This week: Professor Dumbledore
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. J.K. Rowling does, the lucky bugger.
Another of our many reporters, Amanda Danerstrom, went to Hogwarts to interview the headmaster of the school, Professor Dumbledore!
Danerstrom: So, Professor, what is your opinion about the One Golden Chosen Boy?
Dumbledore: One Golden Chosen Boy?
Danerstrom: Yeah; I think it's kinda catchy, don't you?
Dumbledore: No.
Danerstrom: Ah. Moving on! So, how do you like being Headmaster?
Dumbledore: It can be very stressful. Why, just the other week I saw a conga line of naked, drunken house elves coming back from Hogsmeade at two in the morning!
Danerstrom: …eww…Moving on! What do you have to say about the allegations that you are spiking your collection of lemon drops with vodka?
Dumbledore: That is outrageous! Here, have a lemon drop.
Danerstrom: Thanks. /eats lemon drop/ Wheeee… /falls asleep/
Dumbledore: whispers I put tranquilizers in my lemon drops, not vodka.
A/N: Neither WerewolfQueen1 nor I are accusing Dumbledore of taking drugs. We're just thinking it. VERY loud /wink/
