Jango: IMMA HURT YOU FOR MOCKING ME! Me: OY! You Can't Catch Me! I'm The GINGERBREAD MAN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Eat MY dust, slowpoke! *RUNS AWAY* Oh HI! Umm... You're probably wondering why I haven't updated! I tell you at the end. Jango: *Ignites Jetpack Me: O_O Gotta "FLY!" Jango: That was just bad. My POV "I'm fucking HUNGRY!" I cried. "Ugghh. Do you ever stop eating?" Groaned Rex. "And do you ever stop looking like Jay-Jay?" came my snarky reply. "Hey!" Boba yelled. "I really think you should stop being a dick, Ry-Ry." "Oh, we are going to use pet names, are we? Well, TWO can play at that game, SNIPS!" "HOW the hell did you know that's what my master calls me? And is that a lightsaber in your pocket?" "Yes. Mediacom can come after dinner. LOL. LMFAOROF! Yes. This is a lightsaber." I plopped down on the sofa in Jango's living room. I ignited my lightsaber. "OH HELL NO! I won't have any lightsabers ignited in my house!" I heard Jango yell. "Put that thing away, Ryan! Those things are dangerous!" Yelled Boba. "As you wish." I put out my lightsaber. Jango walked into the room, with a smirk on his face. "Why are you looking at me like that?" A few seconds of silence before a loud "BOO!" resonated behind me. "HOLY FUCKING KRIFF!" I started panting. I turned around to find Rex cackling madly. Jango yelled at me for using 'kriff'. "Why did you use kriff?" "Because I heard you say it, and Rex," SLAP! I slapped Rex across the face. "Don't ever scare me like that!" "Sorry." "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to use the little men's room." Jango POV I watched as he got up and went to use the bathroom. "Oy! WHO pissed all over the seat! BOBA FETT!" Boba smirked. Then he cackled. "SORRY!" "RAINBOW LOVER!" "How did you-" "I'm the one who's writing this STORY!" I laughed. "LOL. Fourth wall breakage!" "DRAWCIA! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE! Lemme' guess," "Fourth wall breakage?" they said at the same time. "Who's Drawcia?" I asked. "Say WHAT? You don't who she is?" "I turned Kirby into a fucking ball! He rolled his way to fight me! USING MY PAINTBRUSH!" "Who the kriff is Kirby?" asked Rex. Ryan walked out of the bathroom. "I should my sith lighting on you for asking such a question!" I watched helplessly as purple lightning flowed from his fingertips. "GAAHHHH!" "REX!" Cried Ahsoka. Drawcia was cackling for no reason. Boba was staring at Ryan in awe. I was watching helplessly. Ahsoka was getting ready to throw something at Ryan. And a knock was heard on the door. LOL. Cliffhangars.
