"Hello Simon." Melody said. She was in a bad mood, I could tell.
"Ugh, hey Melody. Hi Trever." I faked.
"I'm going to kill Alvin!"
"Why?"
"One of the girls is pregnant." Trever said.
"Really?" I gulped.
"Yes, and well I assume its Alvin. Once he gets up, I'm going to leave finger prints across his face." Melody said.
"Melody, it wasn't Alvin." I found myself responding.
"It was Theodore? How could he!?"
"NO! IT WAS ME!" Trever and Melody looked at each other.
"You're serious?" Trever asked.
"Yes." I responded. "She refuses to get an abortion." I began to cry, "I'm going to be a father."
"Simon, I thought you promised Dave you would never do it until marriage."
"I'm sorry, I thought that you and Trever were performing a prank and now I realize it was real. ALL REAL!" Before Melody could open her mouth, I heard Alvin from the laundry room.
"SHIT! Simon did you wet the bed!?" He yelled. I heard some giggles, Eleanor and Brittany walked in. Where was Jeanette? I didn't care, but I did where she was. Alvin walked in a few moments later and stared at Trever,
"Now what the hell is this dirty bastard doing in this house?!" He yelled.
"SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A BASTARD AS HE IS!" Melody yelled. Eleanor was staring at my dirty face,
"Simon, have you been crying?" She asked. Then Theodore and Jeanette walked in. I didn't want to show her my tears.
"Good morning."Theodore said cheerfully.
"All right everyone on the effing couch." Melody shouted. No one spoke, Melody has never has said that dirty word before. Yep, she actually said it but I refused to write it. Everyone quietly sat on the couch. "Jeanette, Simon, you have got something to say don't you?" Jeanette stood up and came by me; she bitch slapped me in the face. YEAH MY PREGANT GIRLFRIEND SLAPPED ME! She then yelled,
"How could you leave me in there last night!? JUST BECAUSE I TOLD YOU I WAS FREAKING PREGANT!" Everyone gasped except for Melody and Trever.
"I'm sorry, Jeanette. You have all the right to be mad at me." I quietly said. "BUT I'M NOT FRICKEN READY TO BE A FATHER!" More gasps. Jeanette became pissed, she was about to jump and tackle me to the ground, but Eleanor, Brittany, and Melody stopped her by pinning her to the wall. We waited a few minutes until everyone was calm. Once they were Trever spoke,
"Have you thought of adoption?"
"No, I won't give my poor child away to someone I don't know." Jeanette replied. That was it; we were going to have to keep the baby no matter what. Silence was passed on for a minute and Alvin said,
"DAMN SIMON, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU!"
"We aren't encouraging this, Alvin!" Melody yelled.
"Well, I'm just surprised. Brittany and I have done it so many times and I never got her pregnant and Simon did it on the first try."
"When did you even do it?" Theodore asked.
"On the last day of Thanksgiving Vacation." I had said.
"But weren't you and Jeanette in the lab?" Brittany asked.
"No, we were upstairs; I can fake a voice from the basement." I replied.
"Damn, we shouldn't have started you in ventriloquism." Melody shrugged. More silence had happened, we heard a grunt. Dave came into the room.
