I do not own Dragonball or Naruto... yet.

A Big, Giant Fight! The Bikini Clad Killer!

On a lone mountain, an immense fire was bellowing. The blaze could be seen for miles out and resembled a mini sun sitting on the planet Earth. Most people turned away from this danger, but not three young travelers. They have been walking for the better part of an hour, refusing to rush at this temperature.

"It's soooooo hot!" Naruto complained as he walked. His shirt was taken off of his body and wrapped around his waist. He left his jacket in the RV after some pleading from Bulma. He wasn't used to this extreme heat, the Leaf Village stayed rather comfortable year round.

Bulma released a loud groan. She was tired of hearing the young blonde complain. "I didn't know ninja cried this much," she grumbled.

Goku began to giggle. "Look guys, we're almost at the top! Naruto, I bet I'll beat you up there!"

Naruto growled. Whether he was tired or not, he wasn't going to lose to this guy! "You're on!" he yelled as he took off with his companion.

Bulma groaned again. How did she ever get stuck with these two hyperactive kids? She gripped a capsule off of her waist and tossed it onto the ground. Her familiar scooter appeared, and she hurriedly hopped on it.

Bulma was amazed at the size of the inferno. As she got closer, she could see that the entire mountain was literally ablaze. It was both shocking and scary that such a large fire could even exist! She wondered what the story behind the whole thing was, but decided that it didn't really matter. "All I need is my Dragon Ball, and I'll be good to go!" she yelled triumphantly.

As Bulma pulled up, she saw the boys were already standing at the base of the mountain. Both boys appeared a tad winded, or maybe it was just the heat. They were both standing on the outskirts of a ruined city. Many small houses were ruined.

"Looks like I win again, Naruto!" Goku yelled with a smile. The blonde genin glared at his rival.

"Just barely! It's only this freakin' heat that helped you!" Naruto kicked a stone out of frustration. He froze however as he realized that it wasn't a stone at all. His face was drained of color. "Is that..."

Bulma's face displayed extreme disgust. "A skull! EW!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Goku, get it away from me!"

Goku bent down and picked up the disembodied head. "Hey, mister. I don't think my friend likes you, but can you please tell me where you keep the Dragon Ball?" Both of his friends fell backwards at the boys naivety.

"Hiya!" Bulma kicked the skull out of Goku's hand. It went sailing into the city.

"Bye, friend!" Goku yelled as he waved at the skull.

XxxoxxX

A large figure was knelt over, eating a large piece of meat. He could only sit and wonder where his daughter was.

He angrily bit into his meat. If only he could get into his house! It was way too hot out here, and he really missed his comfortable bed. All of his jewels and good clothes were in his castle!

"That damn Uchiha..." he mumbled as he vigorously chewed his meat. He was beyond angry. If only he had someone to fight and take his anger out on!

'Thonk!'

"Oww!" The large man rubbed his head. He looked around, and saw a smiling skull that just hit him in the cranium. He growled and stumped the skull into fragments. "Skulls don't fly," he mumbled. "Someone's in my territory!" the large figure jumped to his feet and began a slow trek to the city.

XxxoxxX

"Goku, do you think you can fly up there and get the Dragon Ball?" Bulma asked her companion.

Goku lifted up another skull off the ground and placed it on his face. "I tried that once, and look what happened!" he said with a giggle.

"Goku, you're crazy!" Bulma said with a smile.

Naruto was walking out of one of the ruined houses. "I don't think anyone lives here," he said as he scratched his head.

Bulma wiped sweat off of her brow. "Are you surprised? It's like two hundred degrees!"

Naruto giggled nervously. He didn't think of how dumb that was to say until he said it.

"Flying Nimbus!" Goku jumped on his trusty cloud and took to the skies.

"Bring back that Dragon Ball Goku!" Bulma yelled after her companion.

Goku threw her a peace sign as he flew higher into the sky. He rose at a constant pace until he was directly above the castle. "Naruto, you should come see this! It's huge!"

Naruto's face turned red with anger. "It's not like we all can fly like you!"

Goku snickered. "Going down!" he yelled as he descended into the castle. Big mistake, as the cloud combusted. "Ahhh!" Goku yelled as Nimbus spiraled out of control.

"Goku!" Naruto yelled as he watched the boy fall into a lake. He began to run towards him, but was stopped as he felt something approaching. "Bulma, duck!"

"Wh- eeee!" Bulma ducked just in time to avoid a large ax from decapitating her. The massive weapon lodged itself into a stone structure that was in the front of the duo.

The two slowly turned around and their heart was caught in their throats. They both released a scream as they saw their attacker.

The first thing that caught their attention was the mans size. He was massive, easily towering over the two of them combined. He wore a helmet with horns and goggles and a red cape was draped over his shoulders. On his body was a sleeveless blue battle vest with stars decorating it, and a light blue cloth with a white sash tied into a bow.

He took a slow step towards the two. "What are you two doing here?" he demanded with a booming voice.

Bulma shakily stared at the man. "U-u-us? W-we weren't doing anything!"

Naruto gulped. He refused to be afraid of the man in front of Bulma. "We came here for your Dragon Ball!"

The large man glared at the two. "So you are here to steal the Ox King's treasure!" he yelled, causing a shriek from Bulma. Naruto's body involuntarily began to shake as the man lifted a large fist. "I'll destroy you!"

"Bulma, run!" Naruto yelled as he back flipped away from the attack.

"Gladly!" she yelled as she took off in the direction of Goku's descent. "Goku!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

The Ox King growled as she looked at Naruto. "You sure are a fast one, you little twerp!" he yelled as he grabbed his ax. "Lets see you move without your legs!"

Naruto jumped into the air as the ax was swung at his lower section. He landed on top of the ax and quickly jumped away as he was swatted at. The Ox King continued to swing non stop at the small boy.

"You can run, little fox, but you can't hide!" The large man swung his ax in a downward motion which Naruto barely dodged and it became stuck into the ground. Naruto landed on his side and slid through th dirt, thankful that the weapon was stuck.

"Now's my chance!" Naruto yelled as he jumped to his feet. He ran up the arm of the giant and kicked him as hard as he could in the stomach. 'Got him!' Naruto smirked as he flipped away. He landed clumsily on his feet, and continued to smirk.

The Ox King scratched his belly and chuckled, causing Naruto to groan. How the hell was he supposed to beat the guy?

"You can't beat me, little kid. I trained with the greatest master the world has ever seen!"

Naruto growled. "I bet your Sensei wasn't as great as mine!" he said with a scowl.

"Oh yeah?" The Ox King said with a wide smirk. "I was trained by the great Master Roshi!"

"Pssht that old bag? My master Pervy Sage can totally kick his butt!"

The Ox King growled and stumped his large foot, causing the earth to tremble. "Take that back!" he said with anger.

Naruto stomped his small foot and glared right back at the giant, not giving an inch. "Make me, you big creepy cave man!"

The massive man began to shake with anger. He refused to let this little boy disrespect him and his master. "I'll crush you!"

"Power pole extend!" Naruto sighed with relief as he saw Goku land next to him. Although he hated to admit it, he knew that he needed Goku's help to finish this guy.

Goku crouched into his fighting stance and smirked at the giant. "You're big, but I can beat you!" he said with confidence.

"You aren't scared?" the Ox King said with surprise.

Goku shook his head vigorously. "My grandpa taught me how to be fearless so I'm not scared."

"Well your grandpa never met me!" The Ox king ran towards Goku, swinging his ax. The young boy jumped away while giggling.

"You're too slow!" he said while he continued to laugh.

"Why you little-"

"Hiya!" Naruto smirked as he landed a square kick into the back of the giants head. He didn't expect the man to turn around with such speed.

"Gotcha!" the giant yelled as he gripped Naruto with both hands. He snickered as he stared at the small child in his hands.

"Let me go, you freak!" Naruto yelled in anger.

"Leave Naruto alone!" Goku yelled.

"Stay back, or I'll squeeze the life out of him!" the Ox King said with a smirk. He smiled as he added pressure, causing Naruto to whimper in pain.

Goku grit his teeth in anger. He wanted to beat the big man, but he couldn't take his friend being hurt because of him. He slowly returned his pole to his back.

"That's better. Now, turn around!"

"Don't do it Go-ARGH!"

Goku cringed as he saw his friend getting crushed. The loud chuckling of the giant only made him shiver even more.

"Fine!" Goku shut his eyes and turned his back to the giant "Just stop hurting my friend!"

"Ho ho ho, you are a smart young one!" The massive man couldn't help but chuckle as he approached the miniature tailed punk. He was going to teach them that you never steal from the Ox King! The man jumped forward in a flash and kicked the young Goku hard in his back.

Goku couldn't help but scream as he tumbled forward from the impact. He continued to yell as he felt his skin and clothing being torn apart from the ground. As his body came to a halt on his back, he saw the large figure directly above him. The young boy couldn't even scream as he felt the air being knocked out of him. Tears streamed down his face as he felt the continued weight of the man on top of him. He looked to Naruto and saw his eyes wide in shock. His mouth was covered by the large man, but he could see that he was still fighting to get free.

The Ox King couldn't help but to laugh heartily. "This is what you get, fool!" He jumped into the air at least fifty feet off of the ground and landed back on top of the faint boy. "This is going to be fun!"

XxxoxxX

Neji was training with Tenten. He was rather annoyed that she would challenge him, but he figured that it was at least nice to have someone to take his mind off of everything.

Neji ducked and avoided a swipe of a sword and quickly jumped into the air to dodge a barrage of kunai. He didn't expect them to be full of explosives and had to shield himself with his arms as the blast blew him back. The boy caught himself and slid a couple of feet back.

Tenten looked at he partner. She could tell that he was conflicted, but she didn't want to bother him about it. She instead smirked at the teen. "Hey Neji, it looks like I'm catching up to you!"

Neji snorted. He couldn't believe that his weak ally thought that she could compete with him in combat. He decided that it was time to end this spar, in case she got too cocky. "I wanted to see if you were capable of the title of my rival. Apparently, I must end this as you have failed to impress me."

Tenten grit her teeth as she clutched onto her favorite scroll. She hated his arrogance, and she felt like it was time to show him that he wasn't as good as he thought he was. Although she knew that she probably wouldn't win this, even leaving a decent sized scar would please her. "Then take this!"

Guy watched on at his two remaining pupils duked it out. He was mostly worried about Neji. Neji was in danger, and it had nothing to do with this fight.

He could see that something has been on the boy's mind. Ever since the tournament he has been more distant from his allies, which is a Hell of an accomplishment for the boy. He only showed up to train and left as soon as it was over. He couldn't even begin to explain how rough he was treating Tenten.

The spars were always ruthless. At first he restrained from hurting her, but now he goes all out from start to finish. In their last spar a week ago Tenten had to be taken to the hospital to recover from a palm attack to her arms. Guy had to carry her there, because she didn't want to be around Neji. This was a grudge match of redemption for Tenten. She was honestly doing good, but he could tell that Neji was through holding back on her.

Neji swiftly ran at Tenten. "Twin Rising Dragons!" the bunned girl yelled as she swiped a large scroll in her opponents direction.

Neji grit his teeth. With that many weapons, he would definitely get hit numerous times. He quickly stopped moving and began swinging his hands to deflect the projectiles. He was being successful, but he was still getting pierced by many of the blades.

'It looks like I have to use it!' Neji grunted with frustration. He didn't want to show off his trump card for these two, it wasn't even legal that he knew the attack. He was, however, quickly being covered by the many projectiles.

Just as the boy began to gather chakra into all of his pores, he felt something grabbing him. Neji was shocked at how fast he was moving. As his body came to a stop, he saw that he was standing a few feet out of the range of the attacks. He looked into the eyes of a smirking Tenten.

Tenten was huffing for breath. It caused her a lot of chakra to flow out the weapons for that long, but all she could do was smile. "I win," she said triumphantly.

Neji glared at Tenten. How dare she claim that she won a fight that was not over. "The battle has just begu-"

"Neji, you lost."

Neji looked into the eyes of his sensei. Anger overcame him once more. "Why did you intervene? I was going to win!"

Guy smiled brightly at the scowling boy. "Neji, it was a very youthful battle. I've never been more happy to see you're flames shine so brightly, however," Guy looked towards Tenten and smirked, "it looks like your flames were dampened first this time."

Neji felt unbridled rage beginning to form in his heart. He knew that he was going to win this fight, but his crazy Sensei had to ruin it for him. Neji snatched his arm out of Guy's hand. "I'm leaving."

Guy nodded to the boy. "I suppose it is time to call it a day. All of this youthful training has my stomach ready to indulge in some delicious meals!" he looked towards Tenten and gave her a thumbs up. "Congratulations," he said once more. "You all are dismissed."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Neji took off. He was happy to get away from that humiliating defeat. There was only one thing that he could think of the entire way home.

He needed strength, and he knew just how to get it.

XxxoxxX

"Is this hot enough Yamcha?" Yamcha covered his face as Puar turned into a woman again. The problem was the same as it was for the last fifty times, she was short, fat, and ugly.

"No, Puar. I'm starting to think that we need another plan."

The blue cat returned to her original form and sulked. She was trying so hard and failing miserably at it. "I'm sorry, Yamcha."

The bandit smirked. "It's not your fault, buddy. I don't blame you one bit." He began to rub his chin. "Now where will I find a hottie in this area..."

"Aaaah! Aaaah!" Yamcha slightly turned as he heard a female's voice. As the figure got closer, he realized that she was being chased by a giant purple T Rex. His first thought was to save her, until he saw her turn around and throw a bade off of her helmet at it. The pair could only look on in amazement as it cut the creatures head off and returned to her helmet.

The girl was wearing a pink helm with pink shoes and gloves. Her only source of clothing looked to be a bikini that was blue. Even though she was cute, she was too young for Yamcha to get nervous about.

"Aaaah! Gross, look at what I've done! I chopped his head right off!" The girl put her pointer and middle finger of each hand to her head and released a wave that completely obliterated the creature.

Yamcha stared on wide eyed. He was both amazed and shocked at the scene. "Now I've seen it all," he said.

"I don't even think she had her eyes open!" Puar yelled nervously.

The girl continued to cry as she ran towards the two. When she was close enough, she stopped and looked at the two.

Yamcha dumbly stared back at the girl. "Uh... hi?" he said nervously. "Nice work!"

The girl nervously reached for her helmet. "I was told to never talk to strangers," she said as she prepared to fire a beam at them. Yamcha quickly grabbed her hands.

"I'm not a bad guy! I promise!" his eyes were pleading for her to believe him. He rally didn't think he could survive that beam! "I'm just a traveling roads man and this is my normal cat, Mr. Mittens." Puar glared at Yamcha. He then saw him pleading with his eyes, so he fell to the ground and began to meow. "her kittens were stolen and I'm trying to get them back!"

The girl covered her mouth in disbelief. She couldn't imagine what it would be like to be separated from her father. "That's horrible!"

Yamcha continued his charade. "I know, and Ms. Mittens has been grieving ever since. She won't even eat!"

The girl looked towards the two with suspicion. "How do I know you aren't tricking me?"

Yamcha grabbed Puar and pushed her into the girls face. "Does this look like the face of a liar?"

Puar stared at the girl with a pleading look. She was very great at acting, it was her minor in college.

"No, it doesn't." The girl started petting the kitten, and smiled as it purred. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Yamcha smiled inside his mind. 'Gotcha,' he said as he looked at the girl. "No, I couldn't drag you into this..."

The girl quickly jumped into his face. "No, I insist!" she held her hand out to Yamcha. "I'm Chi-Chi by the way!"

Yamcha smirked at the little girl. "And I'm Yamcha," he shook her hand, and noticed her began to blush. "I know where the guys that took the kittens are. I just need you to distract them while I get the babies. Is that fine?"

Chi-Chi nodded. "What do I have to do?"

Yamcha fought to keep himself from laughing. "Just flirt with them."

Chi-Chi's eyes exploded out of her head. Her face became blood red. "F-f-f-f-flirt with them? But I don't know how to do that. I've never had a boyfriend before."

"That's fine, just talk to them. It shouldn't take me long to get the balls- er, the babies." Yamcha was kicking himself for his own slip up.

Chi-Chi began shuffling from foot to foot. She wondered what her dad would say about this? He would probably get upset, but then calm down once she told him the reason. Chi-Chi firmly nodded. "I will get your babies back, Mr. Mittens!" she said with determination.

XxxoxxX

Power Levels

Goku: 9 (with weights)

Naruto: 5(with weights)

Bulma: 3

Yamcha: 9

Tenten: 13

Neji: 16

Guy: 54

Chi-Chi: 5

Ox King: 100