The Red Crocus (Chapter 12)

Author's Note: this chapter could be considered anti-fluff.

MaraMystic: I'm glad to see that you think Hans is a fucking ass that is how I am intending for him to come off as. I won't give any spoilers away, but he will get what's coming to him.

Charmiaj: I hope you like this chapter better.

Punky32: Thank you so much that is truly kind praise that I am not really worthy of. Some people write Hans as a redeemable villain and many of them do it well, I'm not. My Hans is intended to be an asshole among assholes, the lowest of the low. Things are not going to get easier for Elsa anytime soon but the story will have a happy ending for her.

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As Elsa reaches the floor she starts towards Hans' erection and then cocks her head sideways while asking with an honest look of confusion, "Why is it so small?"

"WHAT! It's not small… It's normally sized."

"It looks small. I've only seen one other and his is at least twice as big."

Hans could see that the Queen wasn't lying or trying to play a mind game, so of course this cut deep into his ego.

"It won't fit in my hand, maybe if I use my thumb and forefinger…"

"OH NEVER MIND!" Hans yanked up his pants and stomped off leaving a relieved yet perplexed Elsa behind.

After a minute or so the young woman stood back up and pulled a wall cord to summon Gerta. Upon the servant's arrival Elsa gave her instructions, "Gerta, send word that I will be addressing the people tomorrow at noon."

"Of course Your Majesty, might I ask about what subject."

"Arendelle will be seeing a new era of prosperity because we have joined the Baltic Alliance."

"Oh dear lord," Gerta said aloud forgetting all propriety in the face of such shocking news.

"I had to Gerta; the depression is not going to end on its own. At least now my people won't suffer anymore."

Gerta knew exactly what this meant for Arendelle, but she was not the Queen and knew that nothing could be done to stop this act of desperation. "Of course my Queen, will that be all?"

"Only one other thing… to announce my engagement to Prince Hans."

The middle aged woman held her head down and whispered, "I'm sorry."

With a defeated look Elsa turned her head. So am I.

"This is the way things will be from now on so we had all better start getting used to it."

"Of course, Your Majesty. Will there be anything else?"

"Yes, please contact the trade guilds and inform them that we need expedited shipments of grain, salted meats, and fire wood. Oh, has my errant sister returned to the castle yet?"

"Not yet, My Queen"

"If she has not returned by nightfall send out search teams to make sure she has not been hurt or worse. I swear if Anna has just been goofing off somewhere…"

Elsa washed away the look of annoyance she was feeling about Anna's disappearance. "I will be at the royal treasury complex for the majority of the day. Clear my schedule and move anything important to tomorrow" Elsa had sold her kingdom's soul to the devil in exchange for survival and she wanted to be sure that he didn't short them on the payment.

Out of the corner of her eye, the Red Crocus noticed a beat up old covered wagon with 'FREE CANDY' painted in sloppy letters on the side in a parking lot as they passed by. Giving the wagon an uneasy glance, she then noticed Wilma and Bjørn, two of the orphan children who were staying at the castle running towards what appeared to be a human sized brown bear with hollow black eyes beckoning them with his hands.

"Vicky stop."

As the brunette pulled back on the reins she turned her head bringing the shay to a stop and took in the scene that was unfolding.

"Baby I have to…"Anna started but was cut short by Vicky giving her a kiss.

"Go kick his ass sweetheart."

Still in uniform, Anna leapt from the one- horse shay and hit the ground running towards the wagon.

Turning to the side the 'bear' saw the Red Crocus running towards him. Giving a look of shock and fear he quickly jumped on to the front seat and cracked the reins attempting to make a fast get away out of the parking lot.

Anna jumped over a fence and leapt on to the back of a standing horse to spring board herself into a forward somersault landing on top of the wagon that was now speeding away down the road. Once he saw the masked hero, the perverted ursine bailed out and hit the road in an ungraceful roll. Seeing that her target had jumped out of the wagon, the Crocus followed suit and hurdled from the wagon's roof to the ground tackling the criminal before he could finish standing up.

As usual, Anna put on her fake voice. "Why are you running I just want some candy?" she asked before driving her fist into the lechers face.

The two eight-year olds had been standing in the parking lot watching in shock until Vicky approached them and placed an arm around their shoulders and started to walk them over to her buggy. "Come along children, you don't need to see this."

For several minutes Anna beat the crying pervert with well-placed punches and kicks until she heard the familiar whistle blasts of the Arendelle City Watch. Throwing a smoke grenade the Crocus disappeared leaving everyone but Vicky confused as to where the hero had gone. After the smoke had cleared, two Watchmen had handcuffed the bruised and bleeding pedo and walked him to a wagon with bars while another Watchman interviewed everyone at the scene, including the two children.

"I thought the Red Crocus was a hero, why did he beat up that nice bear who wanted to give us free candy?" Wilma asked Vicky and the Watchman while crossing her arms and frowning.

"Because there is no such thing as free candy," Anna said appearing behind the small group of people.

"Princess Anna!" Wilma and Bjørn exclaimed as they wrapped her legs in a hug.

The Watchmen all bowed once they saw the Crown Princess.

With another bow the senior officer addressed Anna, "Forgive me, Your Highness, but if you saw anything I need to add it to my report."

Anna smiled as she placed a hand on the children's shoulders. "The only thing I saw was that pedophilic bear get pummeled by … that was the Red Crocus, wasn't it?"

"Yes ma'am, according to the witness statements it was the superhero," another Watchman said and was then chastised by the senior officer for not saying vigilante.

"My apologies, Your Highness. We are all aware of the Royal Family's official stance on the vigilante. It's just that some of the younger Watchmen think he is a hero, and to be honest some of the older ones do as well."

Pulling herself up into her most regal stance, Anna responded, "Officers, while the Red Crocus has proven to be a defender of the helpless, Queen Elsa has made it aware that his presence is an affront to the Crown's authority and that he should learn his place."

"Yes, Your Highness," the Watchmen said in agreement.

"Though the Princess thinks he's pretty cool," Anna said with a small smile.

A soft chuckle came from the collected Watchmen. "Thank you for your diligence officers. You are dismissed," the red head then ordered.

After a final bow the senior Watchmen shouted to his men, "You heard your Princess, move out!"

Once the City lawmen had left Anna turned to the two orphans and crossed her arms while giving a disapproving look. "Wilma, Bjørn, why are the two of you out here alone? You know that you are too young to leave the castle by yourselves."

Both children were apprehensive but it was Bjørn who spoke up first. "We're sorry, Your Highness, but that mean old Duke made us leave, because we made fun of his mustache and were playing instead of sewing like we were supposed to."

Anna's eyes went wide and though the kids couldn't see it right away, Vicky could tell that Anna was becoming really pissed. The brunette reporter then asked, "Kids, what do you mean sewing like you were supposed to?"

This time Wilma answered, "The Duke told us that Queen Elsa said that it was time for us worthless peasant freeloaders to pull our weight. So he took all of our toys away and made us sit in a cold room and sew patches on to blue and black jackets."

"Yeah, and when Molly said that her fingers hurt, the Duke slapped her across the face so hard that she started crying," Bjørn added.

Looking over to her girlfriend she could see that Anna had turned red in the face and was shaking in rage. Quickly Vicky told the kids, "I don't believe that Queen Elsa would say something like that. Don't worry he won't hurt you or any of the other children anymore. Now I want you to wait in my buggy while I talk to the Princess about grown up stuff."

"Yes ma'am", the children said in unison before climbing into Vicky's shay.

The older woman took Anna's hand and walked her a few feet behind the buggy so they were out of sight and sound of the children. Vicky pulled Anna into a tight hug. "It's ok baby just calm down."

"I'll kill him, I'll rip his fucking teeth out one at a time with a pair of pliers, I'll cut off his dick with a rusted butter knife, and then I'll go to work on him with my sword," Anna said as tears of rage streamed down her cheek.

"I know, baby. When we make it back to the castle you can fix all of this. But right now you've got to keep it together for those kids. Can you do that sweetheart?"

Anna nodded and then drew Vicky in closer.

"You are my superhero, with or without the tunic and hat, did you know that?" Vicky quietly asked while holding the petite redhead.

Anna silently nodded and smiled.

"I thought you did. Come on sweetheart let's get them home and then we can go to ours."

Anna's only reply was a deep kiss, a kiss that had both women so occupied that they didn't notice the two orphans who had been spying on the pair quietly giggling while leaning over the back of the shay.

"Another beer," Kristoff slurred out before dropping a five Specidaler note onto the counter and leaning his head back down.

Goren had seen a lot of drunks over the years. The Vill som en Jævel Bar and Grill drew in many different types and Kristoff was a classic broken heart. Setting the mug of beer down along with his one Specidaler note in change the bearded bartender spoke kindly, "Try to forget her young man, everyone learns to at some point. Right now I'm sure you see her face wherever you go."

Kristoff clumsily picked up the one Specidaler note and laughed bitterly when he noticed Elsa's portrait on the front of it. "You can say that again."

"Hey Goren, where do you want these rum cream chocolates?" a bus boy shouted across the bar.


"Rum cream chocolate please" Kristoff heard a familiar voice say as he was going over the ice delivery bill with the confectioner. Turning around he saw Elsa, his Queen and ex-girlfriend's (since the week before) sister standing at the counter.

"They are in the back, Your Majesty; I shall retrieve them right away," the confectioner said with a quick bow and then trotted off to the back room.

Seeing Kristoff standing there Elsa smiled. "Kristoff, pleasant surprise seeing you here."

"Hello Your Majesty" Kristoff said with a bow.

"What's with the formality, you know to call me Elsa and stop bowing already."

"Well I assumed that things had changed since the breakup."

"Breakup?"

"Anna didn't tell you?"

"She might be my little sister but even I don't get to hear everything."

With a sigh Kristoff reached into his pocket and withdrew the letter Anna had left on his pillow a week before hand and passed it to Elsa.

"It's all I have left of her now," Kristoff said with a touch of sadness.

Elsa's eyes went wide with shock as she started to read.

Dearest Kristoff

By the time you read these lines I'll be gone. We had a wonderful time together but I now know that you are not my true love. This is NOT your fault Kristoff; it's not you it's me. We were never meant to be. I am so sorry that this hurts you, but life goes on and some day you will find the woman you are destined to spend your life with, but I'm not that woman. I hope that the roads we take are next to each other but they cannot be the same. When we see each other again it will only be as friends. Which I do hope we can still be, but I will understand if you can't do that.

Anna

Elsa looked back up from the letter to see a teary eyed Kristoff. Elsa would be having none of that, so she threw her arms around the man and squeezed as hard as she could.

"I love my baby sister more than anything but she is a damn fool sometimes. You are the best thing that ever happened to her," Elsa said and then thought ~damn his chest is hard as a rock. WHAT!? No Elsa bad girl, don't think about Kristoff like that.~

"Thank you, Your Majes…"

"Stop that, my name is Elsa and you are my friend regardless of Anna's relationship with you."

"Ahem, Your Majesty, your rum cream chocolates," the confectioner said with a cough.

They quickly broke apart from their embrace, and Kristoff noticed Elsa's cheeks took on a pink tinge ~she is so gorgeous, STOP! That's Elsa, the Queen for fucks sake. You're just thinking that because she looks so much like Anna.~

"Yes um thank you, please bill the palace account."

"Of course, Your Majesty. Oh and here you go Master Bjorgman," the confectioner said handing Kristoff a check.

With a look of distrust Kristoff glanced at the check and then back to the confectioner. "If this one bounces like the last one did, I'm coming back to bounce your head off of the sidewalk."

The confectioner gave Kristoff a sly grin. "Come on, that was just a onetime fluke, you can trust me."

"That is a wonderful thing to hear, because If your promissory note is not valid you will land in the stocks and remain there for a week after Master Bjorgman bounces you off of the sidewalk." Elsa said in her most Queenly voice.

Pulling nervously at his collar, the confectioner quickly pulled back the check and spoke, "Well maybe that account has trouble from time to time. Here let me just pay you in cash."

The confectioner then opened the till and started to count out five one-hundred Specidaler notes.

With his money in hand, Kristoff and Elsa started to walk out the door when the Queen turned her head to look at the less than honest confectioner. "The crown will be keeping its eye on you sir. We do not like crooks in Arendelle."

Once outside Elsa looked up to the ice harvester. "As you probably know rum cream is Anna's favorite."

"Yeah, every time I buy… bought them for her, she wolfs down the whole box in one sitting."

"Well these were for her, but I think they are for us instead if you would like to accompany me to the fjord," Elsa said with a mischievous smile.

"I would love to eat Anna's chocolates with you by the fjord."

Elsa offered her arm. "Shall we then?"

Kristof took the arm without any hesitation and smiled for the first time in over a week.


…..

Once they reached the castle a Guardsman that Anna recognized walked up dressed in a blue uniform with black trim and a matching bicorn hat, She noticed a patch with the letters 'B.A.' sewn on to the man's upper arm. He gave Anna a look of regret, "I am sorry, but those children have been expelled from the castle."

"On whose authority?" Vicky asked already knowing but still wanting to hear a conformation.

"His Supreme Majesty, Coregent of the Baltic Alliance, Duke Hubert of Wesselton."

"Well tell the Duke of Weasel-Town that Crown Princess Anna of Arendelle said they weren't" Anna said with a huff.

"I am sorry your highness but I have received orders, that his authority exceeds yours."

"WHAT!? LISTEN UP MOTHER FUC... MMMM MMM MMM" Anna started out saying coherently but finished muffled as Vicky placed a hand over her mouth

"Not in front of the children dear."

Anna walked a few feet back from the guard and turned towards Vicky. "Baby I hate to ask, but can you…"

"Take the kids home with me while you sort this all out? Yes sweetheart of course I will."

Anna smiled and then looked to Wilma and Bjorn. "Ok kids Ms. Vorstad is going to take care of you while I work this out, but you had better behave or I'll take a switch to both of you got it?" the Princess said in her most regal tone.

Vicky gave Anna a look of shock that was returned with a wink. Getting into the act Vicky glanced down to the children. "And I will hold you down while she does it."

With a gasp Wilma and Bjorn both shook their heads in understanding. "We'll be good." Wilma added.

Anna gave a pleasant smile. "Glad to hear it."

…..

After Gerta informed her that Elsa was at the Royal Treasury, Anna went to the stables to retrieve her horse Sitron and walked in on none other than Hans standing there holding an apple.

"What do you want fuck boy?" Anna asked in the most hateful way she could think of.

"Oh just to thank you for taking care of my horse while I was gone."

"You mean my horse, right?"

"Nope," Hans said before taking a bite out of his apple.

"Hans I don't have time for this, now get out of my way," Anna said as she attempted to walk around but was blocked by the Prince's arm.

"Hans if you want to keep that arm you will move it," she said with acidity.

With a smile that he had surely copyrighted by that point, Hans said "You shouldn't speak to you future King like that."

"Hans the day you become King of Arendelle I'll wear an extra pair of socks."

Not understanding her jab, Hans asked, "Why?"

"Because the ground will be really cold from hell freezing over."

"Well then you should head to the market soon because… well just read this." Hans was going to say something witty but the retort died half way thru so he just handed her the Royal Decree Elsa had signed earlier.

PROCLOMATION!

LET IT BE KNOWN that the kingdom of Arendelle has entered into a bond of submission to, and stewardship from the Baltic alliance. All Arendellians are subjects to the Baltic Alliance and are now subservient to the laws, future decrees, and whims of their gracious overlords the Coregents of the Baltic Alliance.

LET IT BE KNOWN that the Coregents of the Baltic Alliance will be addressed by the honorific "Supreme Majesty"

LET IT BE KNOWN that the kingdom of Arendelle will receive a subsidy in an amount of gold and diamonds equivalent to 200 billion Arendellian Specidalers, which will be made available to 'Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elsa Aren of Arendelle' and it's usage left to her sole discretion.

LET IT BE KNOWN that the royal family and all other peers of Arendelle are now vassals to the Baltic Alliance and its gracious overlords.

LET IT BE KNOWN that 'Her Royal Majesty Queen Elsa Aren of Arendelle' is as of the undescribed date betrothed to 'His Supreme Majesty, Coregent of the Baltic Alliance, Crown Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.' and that His Supreme Majesty, will take the title of King of Arendelle upon their marriage.

LET IT BE KNOWN that 'Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elsa of Arendelle' will not take the title of Coregent of the Baltic Alliance or the title of Crown Princess of the Southern Isles upon her marriage to 'His Supreme Majesty, Coregent of the Baltic Alliance, Crown Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.'

LET IT BE KNOWN that 'Her Royal Highness, Crown Princess Anna Aren of Arendelle' is a no account, trifling bitch skank, ho ass trick.

DECREED, SEALED, AND SIGNED BY 'Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elsa Aren of Arendelle' on this day: 15'Th, November, 1841.

Anna looked back to Hans with a look of shock and disgust after reading the decree and noting Elsa's seal and signature.

"In case you didn't notice I added that last article myself," Hans said with (yet another) cocky grin. "Now kindly step away from my horse."

Anna wanted to scream and cry and beat Hans to death right there on the spot and then track down Elsa so she could give her a couple of good smacks too; but she maintained her composure like a good Princess. "Hans, maybe we should let Sitron decide."

"Very well then. Sitron who is your master?" Hans asked the horse in a bored tone.

Sitron looked over to Hans and then over to Anna, and then turned to face Hans.

Full of surety Hans spoke, "Well Anna I guess… oomph." His Supreme Majesty could not finish because he hit the ground quickly whimpering after Sitron kicked him in the nuts.

Now sporting her own cocky grin Anna mounted Sitron and looked down to the fallen Prince. "Well Hans another couple of kicks like that one and you will be the Queen of Arendelle."

Hans just moaned in pain as Anna rode off to find her sister.

…..

Walking back and forth with a clip board Elsa took note of the endless pallets of diamonds and gold being brought into the treasury. A small fleet of three cargo ships had arrived in the Port of Arendelle City only moments after Elsa had signed on to the Baltic alliance. The frigates were brimming over with tons of diamonds and gold, and Elsa intended to personally see each pallet unloaded and secured in the massive vaults of the Arendelle treasury. Noticing out of the corner of her eye a man dressed in the god awful uniform of the B.A. slipping a fifty carat diamond that was worth about twenty million Specidalers into his pocket.

Elsa's face distorted with anger at the man's audacity. With a quick gesture of her left hand, the Queen made an albatross of shimmering amber ice and immediately sent it to grab the sailor. Unlike its biological kin the ice bird was more than strong enough to lift the larcenous foreigner and fly him over to where she was standing. The three hundred Baltic Alliance sailors that were involved in the unloading stopped to stare in wonder. Most of them had heard the rumors of the Ice Queen's power but had never seen it up-close.

Once the albatross had returned to its mistress, it hovered in one spot holding the man about two feet of off the ground. Terror was written all over him.

Elsa spoke to the man as she retrieved the diamond from his pocket "Tell me sir, why should I not kill you on the spot for that little failed ploy to get rich at my kingdom's expense."

The shaking soldier started to stutter an apology to the Queen. She wouldn't hear it.

"SILENCE DOG! I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW FOR THIS!" Elsa shouted in anger while raising a pair of ice lions from the floor.

The soldier futilely squirmed at the albatross's hold on him, bringing a smile to the Queen's face. Elsa could do nothing about the Coregents' attempts to humiliate and belittle her, but she could take it out on an agent of what she considered an occupying force.

Looking first to her Ice bird she spoke, "Take him to the dungeon. I' will decide his fate later." Elsa then glanced to the two lions. "If anyone tries to interfere you will prevent that."

The bird gave a nod of its head while the two lions roared and bowed.

As the Ice beasts dragged the opportunistic sailor out the door, Elsa addressed the other B.A. men, "If anyone else gets any bright ideas…" Elsa paused in her speech to raise an effigy of a soldier wearing the Baltic Alliance uniform out of ice with her left hand and then shot an ice spike straight thru its face with her right. "Get the idea!"

The young Queen took a minute to take in the fearful reaction of the men in the complex before screaming. "NOW BACK TO WORK YOU MISERABLE SACKS OF SHIT!"

He would be so ashamed of me Elsa longed for Kristoff to be at her side.


Elsa looked around as she walked into the forest clearing. It was so quiet that she could hear her heartbeat. Apprehensively she called out, "Hello, Kristoff are you here?" suddenly two hands covered her eyes and she screamed without hearing the words, "Guess who?"

With the speed of a jack rabbit, the young blonde woman grabbed the arms in front of her face and made them very cold, painfully cold. Enough to make the young man they were attached to scream out in agony. Spinning around to see her friend on the ground holding his arms to his chest whimpering, Elsa knelt down and grabbed his arms again, this time to draw out the cold.

Once the Ice harvester's arms turned back from a dangerous blue to a 'you'll live' red, the slender Queen sighed in relief and then started slapping him on the shoulder's and chest.

"Damn it Kristoff, I could have seriously hurt you! Did you send me a secret note asking me to come out here just so you could scare the hell out of me?"

The mountain man gave her a lop-sided grin, "No I brought you out here to help you with your problem. I thought I would lighten up the mood a bit… guess I thought wrong."

"I'm sorry Kristoff, but you should know not to startle me."

"I won't do it again, if you hadn't reversed your ice, I would have a hard time wiping my butt later".

With a gasp, Elsa shook her finger and chastised him. "Kristoff you do not make jokes like that to a Queen."

"Ok sorry, but I really do want to help," the young mountain man said as he stood back up.

Elsa turned away, looking downward. "I don't know what you are talking about."

"So there isn't a ball coming up that you will be expected to dance at?"

"I already know how to dance, if that's what you're getting at."

"No you don't. You know how the steps work and the mechanics of it, but you don't know how to let a man hold you and move in sync with him."

Elsa fingered her braid and looked away. "No, that's not it at all."

"Oh I think it is. I think that's exactly why you're afraid."

"Well it doesn't matter because no one can teach me how to not be afraid of a strangers touch."

"I bet I can," Kristoff said as he slid his arms around the Queens waist.

Elsa's cheeks skipped pink and went straight to red.

"Kristoff you aren't a stranger, you're my friend. Dancing with you is not really the same thing."

"It's a start."

"We don't have any music," Elsa said as an excuse to get out of the awkward situation, not wanting Kristoff to notice how much she actually had grown to like him over the weeks.

"Oh I have that covered," Kristoff said as he reached behind a tree.

Elsa's beautiful almond shaped blue eyes went wide as she noticed her secret crush holding an odd box by a handle. It had strange little knobs and what appeared to be small numbers made of blue light on the front.

The tall man pressed a button that was in the shape of an arrow head, and the numbers of blue light changed to read 'track 1'. The young woman jumped in alarm as piano music in E major came from the box.

"Kristoff… how…"

"troll magic," he said answering the young woman's unfinished question.

That was a sufficient enough explanation for the slender royal as she accepted his hands at her waist and shoulder.

"Just move with me in time to the music," the blond man whispered into Elsa's ear.

Just a small town girl

Livin' in a lonely world

Elsa looked up into Kristof's eyes nervously; touch was still something that made her cautious. He looked down and smiled.

She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Just a city boy

Born and raised in south Detroit

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

"Don't be scared, just move as I do, there is no right or wrong way to do it," Kristoff said to Elsa with a gentle smile when he noticed her body stiffen.

A singer in a smoky room

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

For a smile they can share the night

"Step as I step. See, you're doing great." Kristoff complemented as he snuck a quick sniff of her hair.

It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting

Up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlights, people

Living just to find emotion

Hiding somewhere in the night

"See, it comes naturally, doesn't it." Kristoff said as he brushed a stray hair behind the petite girl's ear.

Working hard to get my fill

Everybody wants a thrill

Payin' anything to roll the dice

Just one more time

Some will win, some will lose

Some were born to sing the blues

Oh, the movie never ends

It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting

Up and down the boulevard

The two of them maintained eye contact silently as they danced around the forest floor.

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlights, people

Living just to find emotion

Hiding somewhere in the night

Moving at the same time Elsa and Kristoff both acted on impulse and brought their lips together. Their wide eyed, looks of shock brought them to a standstill, but didn't make their lips come apart.

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights, people

Don't stop believin'

Hold on

Streetlights, people

Without breaking apart; the two young love birds pulled in tightly and deepened their kiss and held it thru the remainder of the song. Dancing at the ball was the furthest thing from the fair haired girl's mind as a guitar solo filled the forest air.

Don't stop believin'

Hold on to the feelin'

Streetlights, people

Ohhh, woahhhh


"Um, your Majesty," a fearful voice asked from behind.

Elsa spun around ready to scream and intimidate some more until she realized that this was an Arendellian civilian standing before her.

Elsa took on a softer tone. "Yes, may I help you?"

"Princess Anna is in the main lobby requesting an audience with you."

"Well it's about time she showed up." Elsa started towards the door but stopped lifted her hand and made a dozen ice bears appear. "If any of these scum bags try to steal another Skilling from my people you will rip them to shreds on sight." The twelve bears stood to their ten feet in height and roared in understanding.

Anna stood in the lobby tapping her foot, the combination of the events of the last thirty hours combined with the fact that she hadn't slept for any of it had left the Princess a little on edge. This lack of patience was matched by her older sister who had just stomped thru a door.

"Anna, where the hell have you been? I can't believe you skipped out on the ball last night!"

"You can't believe? I can't believe that you would sign us up for slavery to the god damn Baltic Alliance, without even discussing it with me. I had to find out from Hans of all people!"

On any other day Elsa would have taken Anna into her arms and gently explained that sometimes hard choices had to be made. Unfortunately this wasn't one of those days.

"Discuss? I don't have to discuss anything with you. I am the Queen. I don't have to explain anything to anyone!"

With a look of hurt followed by anger Anna fired back, "Well you have to explain things to our new overlords and YOUR FIANCE HANS! What the fuck is that?"

"THAT IS CALLED REAL LIFE LITTLE GIRL, NOW DEAL WITH IT"

"DEAL WITH IT! You know what Elsa I had something difficult to tell you, but I swear you're making it easier and easier every second."

"And what is that?" Elsa spat.

"I'm moving out."

"WHAT? NO YOU'RE NOT. THIS IS THAT DAMN VORSTAD WOMAN'S DOING ISNT IT? WELL THIS STOPS NOW! I FORBID YOU TO SEE HER ANYMORE!"

"YOU FORBID?! FORBID THESE NUTS! IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE I'M GROWN AND I'LL SEE WHO EVER THE HELL I LIKE!"

"I AM THE QUEEN OF ARENDELLE, AND YOU WILL OBEY ME AS ANY ONE OF MY OTHER SUBJECTS WOULD"

"WELL MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ARENDELLE TO HAVE A NEW QUEEN, ONE WHO WON'T SELL US OUT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER." Anna didn't really mean any of what she had said, but much like Elsa, she was too angry to think before screaming.

A white hot fury overcame Elsa and she did the unthinkable.

SMACK!

Taking a step back, Anna cupped her cheek where Elsa had slapped her. While everyone else in the room became silent when the Queen slapped her sister, their chins hit the floor when Anna did the one thing no one ever thought would happen.

Anna drew back and socked Elsa in the jaw hard enough to send the monarch flying ten feet backwards landing on the floor. It was only Elsa's magic automatically sending resilient ice into her jaw bone a fraction of a second before the fierce redhead connected that prevented her jaw from shattering the way a porcelain tea cup would upon meeting a concrete floor.

Elsa propped herself up on an arm. Ignoring the pain that was throbbing thru her whole body, she bored a hole straight thru Anna with her eyes. "YOU WANT TO MOVE OUT, GOOD. DO SO AND DON'T COME BACK. I EXPELLE YOU FROM THE CASTLE AND I STRIP YOU OF THE TITLE OF CROWN PRINCESS!"

Anna's eyes lowered and her screaming turned to bitter cool speech. "You know what? Fuck the title of Crown Princess. Oh and while we're at it

fuck your shoes,

fuck your magic,

fuck your ice dress,

and fuck that goofy ass braid over the shoulder look you are so NOT rocking.

Fuck your crown, and fuck your throne.

I'm no longer a Princess and you're no longer my sister.

So most of all fuck you, Your Majesty".

No one, not even Elsa, said a word as the now ex-Princess walked away giving her now ex-sister the finger.

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Elsa and Kristoff danced and had their first kiss to 'Don't stop believin' by Journey, courtesy of Columbia Records (well actually it was courtesy of Grande Pabbie's illegally downloaded mix CD)

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