I DONT OWN TWILIGHT

I'm so sorry. The curtains were eaten by moths :)

Bella's Point Of View

We'd driven home and Edward had dropped me off at Charlie's.

"Jesus!" Charlie said as Edward and I walked through the door. I blushed. "What the hell happened to you two?"

"Bella fell in poison ivy and took me with her."

Charlie shook his head, and I turned red and squeezed Edward's hand hard in anger. Even though the excuse was believable. Much better than. "Oh, Bella and I were making out up against a tree, then decided we should have sex on the forest floor. No biggie."

"Carlisle said to should shower as soon as possible and wear loose fitted clothes till it clears up."

Charlie nodded his head and walked off.

Edward turned me around in his arms so I was facing him.

"I want to kill you right now."

He gave me a sheepish grin. "What other excuse was there?" He scratched the back of his neck nervously. I sighed heavily, and kissed his cheek, making a start for the stairs till he grabbed my hand. "Is that all I get?"

"Yes." I smiled and shook my hand free and went upstairs to get into the shower.

"I'll see you later." I heard him mumble, before he said "Later Charlie." And the front door closed.

After my well enjoyed and deserved shower, I changed into grey jogging pants and a white vest top, throwing my hair up into a bun and went downstairs to see Charlie and Edward sitting on the couch. Eating popcorn and watching baseball on the flat screen. Charlie and Edward scowling at each other when the other would take the popcorn they wanted, but they both ended up laughing over it, I stood in the doorway with a smile on my face as I watched them for a while, till I walked in and sat on the love seat by myself.

"I have a night shift tonight Bells. You can stay at the Cullen's if your allowed." I looked over at Edward who's hair was wet, and dressed in a fresh set of clothes. He'd probably went home to shower and change. I gave him a little smile.

"She always is Charlie. Esme loves Bella like she's her own child."

Charlie smiled, and I grabbed a coat from the hallway. "Can we go already then?" I asked.

"No clothes for tomorrow?" Charlie asked.

"Alice." Both Edward and I answered at the same time. Edward got up and took my hand. "Come of beautiful." He kissed the palm of my hand, before twisting our fingers together.

"Remember safe sex, kids." Charlie snorted, and I blushed bright red.

When we'd gotten to the Cullens house, I could hear the sound of Alice begging, again.

When Edward opened the front door and gone into the living room, Alice was sat down on the floor with a laptop, Carlisle squatted next to her.

"Alice, I don't know." He replied, getting up to sit on the couch.

"Pleeeeeease dadddy." She pouted and ran over to him and sat on his lap batting her eyelashes at him.

"I'll think about it."

"Daddy." She pouted. "Pleeeeeeease. I'll take Jazz with me."

Carlisle shook his head. "I'll think about it. If you want my answer now. It's no. I'm sorry Alice, but it wouldn't be fair on the others."

She huffed and went and sat next to Jasper, who'd cuddled her.

"I'm going to help Esme with dinner." Carlisle muttered as he got up and went into the kitchen.

"What the hell?" I whispered to Edward, who sneezed in response, and shrugged.

"Alice wants to meet her sisters family."

"Oh." I smiled a little. "That would be nice for her."

Edward took my hand as he pulled me onto his lap on the couch, "Hmm, Carlisle doesn't think it's too much of a great idea." He sniffed a little, and I raised a concerned eyebrow up at him. "What?" He laughed nervously. I studied his face, knowing he was hiding something. "Hey," He whispered breaking me out of my intense stare. I replied with a hum. "I love you."

I narrowed my eyes at him, and he nuzzled the side of my face with his nose, until he turned away and sneezed into a tissue that 'just-so-happened' to miraculously appear in his pocket. I rolled my eyes at him.

I opened my mouth to speak but Edward interrupted. "I'm thirsty." He announced, and got up and headed towards the kitchen. I followed after him so I could interrogate him further, he stood by the door in the kitchen, and I tapped him on the shoulder.

"Shh." Edward whispered, pressing a finger to his lip, then pointing to Carlisle and Esme in the kitchen, as Carlisle did the dishes, they talked.

"It wouldn't hurt." Esme insisted, wrapping her arms around Carlisle's waist.

"True. It might butter her up a bit."

"She's not the one needing buttering up. It's Rosalie."

"Don't remind me. She's the one that's going to start world war three as soon as we tell them."

Edward pushed forwards. "Tell us what?" He asked.

Both Carlisle and Esme turned around, shell shocked. "Hey Edward." Carlisle smiled and turned around to the dishes.

I took a step into the kitchen and laced my fingers with Edwards. "Carlisle." He stated, staring at the back of his head.

Esme giggled, and twisted her dish cloth up and hit Carlisle on the butt with it, to which he jumped three foot in the air at. She laughed again. "They'll find out soon enough."

"They might let it slip."

"Oh c'mon" Esme whined playfully. Too playfully, I'd never seen her playful before. She was acting like an impatient child, wanting to show off his new bike.

"How do we know they don't want to... you know?"

"I think it'll be a while Carlisle. They're sensible grown up, mature adults. And I hope they've talked about contraception."

"Contraception?" Edward questioned. "What's that got to do with it?"

Carlisle wrapped his arms around his wife's waist. "I think your right, love."

Esme gave Edward and I a little smile. "How do you like the idea of not being the youngest any more, Edward?"

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A/N so sorry I haven't updated in ages I'm so busy at the moment.

My life is really hectic.

I'm doing my best to update.