Chelsea fell to her knees bent over Paul's corpse. Tears streamed from her eyes. Galaxia laughed from behind her. "What a fool. Did he really think taking that stab would save you?" The fighting had since then stopped and everyone, friend and foe, stood and watched the scene before them unfold. Chelsea looked up, with absolute hatred in her eyes. She rose to her feet and turned to face her rival. "You bitch. You don't understand the true sacrifice that he just made do you. He gave his life for me out of love. And through his love I'm protected. You can't touch me." "I don't want to touch you, I want to kill you." Everyone looked at her disgusted. "OH MY GOD GALAXIA, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER! THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT!" "Oh Chelsea, you never let me have any fun do you?" "FUCK YOU! YOU JUST KILLED MY LOVE INTEREST!" Chelsea then lowered her head as if to pray. "I call upon the mystical baker in the heavens, Please send forth you cream filled sweets to punish this non-believer." The the clouds gathered around them and from them rained down hundreds of whoopies. Whoopies of all flavors and size. "NO! MY ONE WEAKNESS! WHOOPIE PIES!" Galaxia screamed as she was attacked by the whoopies. Then it was all over and the good guys won. Chelsea bent back over Paul and continued to cry. "Chelsea, you know there's only one way to save him." Claire said. "Yes I know. I must build a tower of heaven and generate enough magic to bring him back from the shadow relm." "Yep that's all it takes... wait what? No not a tower of heaven! Are you kidding? That would take you like eight years." "I don't know. If I get enough slaves, I think I could accomplish it in about two years." "Not my point. All you need is some Phoenix Down." Chelsea looked at Claire dumbfounded. "Oh... I never would have thought of that. Well lets get this over with." So then they gave Paul the phoenix down and he awoke as if he had only been sleeping. "What happend?" He asked. "Well, you took a sword for Chelsea and then she went all psycho bitch on that Galaxia chick and then some weird pastries fell out of the sky and killed her and then they gave you some potion of sorts and you woke up as if you were just sleeping." Ringo explained. "Oh." Paul said. He turned to Chelsea. "Chelsea, I love you. And I don't wanna spend another day without you. Will you marry me?" Chelsea looked at him and smiled. "Paul, I love you too. But I can't marry you." Everyone gasped. "What? Why not?" "Well for one thing, we aren't destined to be married, and two I'm already married." "Since when?" "Oh about a year ago. I'm married to Mickey Dolenz." "What? No this can't be true you can't be married to Mickey Dolenz. Who the hell IS he anyways what is going on!" "Paul? Paul Wake up!" Paul opened his eyes to see John, George, Ringo and Chelsea above him staring down at him worried. "You alright Pauly?" Chelsea asked. "Yeah. It was... It was all just a dream." "Well that's good cause we just stopped. You ready to take Edinburgh by storm?" John said. "Yeah, definitely." They got off the train and headed for the car. "So guys, do you know what an Elder Bear is?" Paul asked. The other replied with laughter and various no's. And that's how Equestria was made.