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Episode 2: Ending
"Hi, everyone! Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway!" Eggman spoke as the show came back on air, with great fanfare from the audience. Sonic, Sonya, Tails, and Knuckles were all standing up on the stage.
"Tonight, for the credits roll... Sonya, you will be Haruhi Suzumiya, with Sonic, Tails, and Knickles have to be her friends. Good night everyone, and see you next time on Whose Line is it Anyway!"
As the ending credits and the names of everyone involved with the show began scrolling up on TVs across Mobius, Sonya was dragging Sonic - who was acting like Kyon - out across the stage and babbling on about nothing in particular, while Sonic rolled his eyes and sighed constantly. Tails pretended to point at them and laugh like Tsuruya, and Knuckles pretended to grab nonexistent boobs as if he were Mikuru.
Most of their diologue was difficult to make out thanks to the roaring applause of the audience.
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Several hours later...
The normal, somewhat-nerdy teenager known as Eric Roy sat in his chair surrounded by computer monitors and soda, and he was currently on the phone with Sonic Team officials.
Eric Roy, who is totally not the writer of this fanfic, happened to be the director of Whose Line is it Anyway, and was charged with reviving it after it was pulled off the air. He was also the one who came up with the idea to invite the Sonic characters.
"Yep... Uh huh... So you guys have brought Cosmo back to life?... Sweet. I'll be sure to tell Tails when I get the chance... I want to invite her to the show sometime in the future. When will she be ready?... Hmmm... Okay then, bye for now!" He put the phone down.
Suddenly, Sonya burst through the door, with incredible joy across her face. "Eric-sama!"
"Yo, Sonya. You have a good time?" The human boy swung his chair around and smiled.
"'Good time?'" Sonya chuckled, "I haven't had that much fun in years! Why didn't you do this before?"
"Well, I wasn't completely sure if it was going to work, so I waited for a while. However, as you can see, it turned out to be a bigger success than I thought. The reviews are through the roof."
"I can't thank you enough for giving me the chance!" She began bowing 100 times a second.
"Speaking of the show, Sonya, I have a quick favor to ask."
"Ask away. It's the least I can do."
"Listen closely. I was just on the phone with members of the Sonic Team staff. I asked them to bring Cosmo back to life so that she could eventually guest star on the show. However, she is... suffering some ill effects, and is currently recuperating in a hospital."
"Really? Cosmo is alive? That's fantastic news!"
"... I want you to go to Tails and tell him about this development. Cosmo is currently recovering, so they'll certainly want to see each other."
She bowed again, "Of course, Eric-sama. If I may ask... Who are you planning to guest star on the show next?"
Eric Roy closed his eyes. "Sorry, but that's a secret." The purple hedgehog gave him a fake pout, which made him laugh. She then smiled and laughed too.
"Well, anyway, I should be getting back home. My grandmother is probably wanting to see me after watching."
"Wait a sec, she watched the show? I thought she didn't like improv comedy shows."
"Nah, she likes comedy, she just doesn't care for all the sex jokes." Sonya turned around and waved. "See you, Eric-sama, and if you ever think about it, feel free to invite me to the show again! I'd be more than happy to do it."
"Okay, I'll remember that. See ya later."
"Oh, one last question... Did you invite me on the show so you could write in Haruhi Suzumiya jokes every three seconds?"
Eric sighed. "I will be completly honest with you, Sonya; I did."
"Oh, okay. It's no biggie. That was the only thing that was bugging me about the show. If you invite me to the show again, could you not do that excessivley? See ya, then."
"Sure! It was just for all of my adoring fans and reviewers who got the anime references. C'mon around later, and I'll get you a drink some time." Eric called after her.
Suddenly, the phone began ringing again as the purple hedgehog made an exit. Eric Roy picked it up.
"Hello, Roy residence... Maledict, is that you, old buddy?... Ha, it really is you! I wasn't expecting you to... Oh, you want to be on the show? Well, my guest roster is a little backed up as-is, but I'll try to slip you in somewhere... So you already called Robotnik... Okay, works for me. See ya."
Eric wrote Maledict's name into the roster list that he had on a slip of paper next to him.
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And no, I will not be revealing who is gonna be in the next Episode, so don't message me a billion times asking who it is. Be patient, and you shall see when the next Episode begins.
