Hey guys, once again the competition had closed, any late entries will not be accepted, so stop suggesting names, I've already chosen who won, so guys once again the competition closed on the first of September.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, Star Wars, those 'How it should have ended' clips on Youtube do not own
Darth Sidious was really upset. Everyone was calling him fat. Most of the reviewers that reviewed in chapter 28 of 'I Wasn't There Because' called him fat and made rude comments. This upset him very much; his self esteem was even lower. He so desperately wanted to be skinny and so he thought of a plan that would make him become skinny.
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(Day three, after breakfast at the Coruscant Inter-Galactic Universe Modelling Plot Hole Agency Building)
"Okay girls!" The Boss yelled, "Time for the runway!"
As Ventress and Mary Orphan Sue were walking down the runway Darth Sidious entered the room with a blaster and wearing a cloak to conceal his identity.
"Ah hah, heh," Darth Sidious cackled as he walked towards the runway that Ventress and Mary Orphan Sue were standing on, "I've been called fat so many times! And now I have a plan to make me thin! I'm going to consume Mary Orphan Sue!"
"You're going to eat Mary?" Ventress asked trying her best to keep her voice afraid instead of excited.
"Well I prefer the term 'consume'" Sidious replied, "Makes it sound less fatty than 'eat'. Because 'eat' sort of sounds like it defeats the purpose, you know?"
Everyone mumbled their agreement with that logic, all nodding as the smart ass clone wandered into the room.
"Anyone know how to get to the bathroom?" The smart ass clone asked, "I can't be stuffed to figure it out myself, aww man, it's one of them bad guys! That sucks! Now I gotta stop him or something, well there goes my bathroom break!"
"You're not stopping me!" Sidious yelled out and then shot the smart ass clone with his blaster.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Mary Orphan Sue as she dashed with such speed it seemed as if she was flying, she knelt beside the smart ass clone's lifeless body, crystal tears cascaded down her cheeks.
"I work for that guy?" Ventress quietly asked herself whilst staring at Sidious,
"Hey!" Yelled the Girl Scout from some of the chapters in 'I Wasn't There Because' as she stood in front of a large angry mob of people holding pitchforks and torches and other stuff that can be used for poking and other bodily harms.
"What?" Sidous asked.
"I'm here to chase you with an angry mob," The Girl Scout explained, "I get paid 5 bucks an hour to do this." And with that the angry mob proceeded to chase Sidious.
The boss looked over at the corpse of the smart ass clone, "We are gonna get so much crap for that" he commented.
Last line came from the 'How it should have ended' videos on youtube (Star Trek) those vids are super funny
Also how many of you guys are mad at me for killing the smart ass clone? And how many of you guys are jumping for joy that he is finally dead and did not come back?
