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Midnight Ghost: Ehm, thanks^^ I´m glad you enjoy this ;)
SniperKingSogeking0341: Really? I do get cramps and my back starts to hurt..^^ yep, the poor boys xD
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So, and now let´s begin ;D
Disclaimer: I don´t own One Piece! It all belongs to Oda-sensei!
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Chapter 12 - Shitty guy´s problems!
"HEY YOU TWO! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JUST FOR A FEW SECONDS? PLEASE?" a shout rang through the room, so loud that even Franky who was downstairs had heard it. She looked up from her work and frowned. It sounded like..Chopper?
"Ehh? What the heck is going on up there?" she scratched her head, feeling sorry for the little reindeer who happened to be the doctor.
Finally the two ´patients´ got silent and looked a bit irritated, the fear and panic for a moment forgotten as they watched the panting doctor.
Said female doctor, Chopper, was inhaling deeply before she began to speak again, this time in a softer tone. She didn´t really like to shout, especially not at her nakama, but this time the reindeer had had no other choice if she wanted to stop Sanji and Usopp from running in circles around the doctor´s room, hands in the air as if cheering for something, destroying half of the room in their panic.
"Guys! Let me explain this, please...it is nothing to worry about, really!" Chopper tried to calm them and bring them to listen. But the two weren´t that easy to calm.
"Nothing to worry about? It must be some serious sickness! It hurts like hell and we´re bleeding! And it won´t stop!" Sanji, eyes wide, yelled. She and Usopp were still bleeding and although it wasn´t that much in their eyes it was a huge amount of blood they lost.
And right at that comment from Sanji, the other girl´s eyes rolled back and she fell to the floor, not moving. Chopper, standing right beside her, didn´t seem to move and just stared at the sniper. The reindeer, even if the others hadn´t really realized it, had changed, too. Now she was acting more serious and didn´t fall for something like that like earlier.
But that didn´t matter, Sanji was there! And Usopp´s little collapse was too much for her and she completely broke into hysterics, quickly bending down to her friend.
"USOPP! What´s wrong? Can you hear me?" Sanji liftened the others head a little and laid it into her lap were you could see the blood sickering through the (just great..)white skirt. But at the moment all of the female cook´s attention was on their sniper.
Usopp began to gasp and slowly opened her eyes, sweat running down her face. "I-I.."
Sanji had to bent down a little to be able to catch the girl´s quiet words. It was hardly hearable, but the cook managed to understand and shook her friend roughly.
"Hey! You still with me? Say something!" she cried.
"S-Sanji..? Is th-that really y-you? I-if I die...now th-then.." Usopp gasped, suddenly fitting her old-self very good again.
Sanji however was a very different story. The nineteen-years old girl was completely out of it, not wanting to believe that her nakama was about to die! In front of her eyes! And Chopper was just standing there, shaking with her head! Why didn´t she do something?
"NO! Don´t die yet, Usopp! What should I do without you? Yacan´tleavemelikethaahaaat.." Sanji sobbed dramatically as she stroke Usopp´s curly hair gently from her face.
"Chopper! Do something, she will die!" Sanji stared in shock at the bored reindeer. The female sniper then grabbed her stomach, moaning in pain.
"Sanji. Usopp is fine. Would you please-" Chopper started, but was suddenly cut off by a shout from outside. Sanji frowned at that. The reindeer closed her mouth in surprise and went to open the door, mumbling something like ´What is it now?´.
Just when it was opened, a certain swordswoman was to be seen as she raced towards it with a shocked expression and, to make the caos perfect, saw the doctor in the doorframe too late.
Choppers and Zoro´s eyes widened in shock.
"Uh oh..."
CRASH!
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"Huh? What was that?" Nami, meanwhile getting rid of his ´problem´ that he certainly didn´t want to experience ever again, looked up from his unfinished map. He stood up and went out.
"Hrrrr..ca´t they be more silent while I´m working? What are they doing by the way, havin´ a big party without me or what?" Franky, not very amused, quickly went upstairs to join the ´party´.
Robin, saying nothing, twitched his eye as he heard the loud and probably painful crash coming from the doctor´s room. But at the moment he didn´t really care about it being painful for the others or not. He wanted to take a quick nap in the sun and then, they first start to panic like a madman about their little menstruation and when they finally got to Chopper, Zoro joins the fun, too! They are so noisy!
Brook stopped playing with his violin. "Eh? Was there a little crash? Or did my ears trick me?" the female skeleton (not that they is anything different except for the form xD) wondered aloud before she suddenly went silent. Then she grinned (if that is even possible..^^).
"Yohohohoo~ not that I have real ears..! SKULL JOKEEE!" she laughed about her own oh-so-good joke and walked over to where the noise had come from.
Luffy, still busy with staring at her naked body in the mirror in the bathroom, rose a brow and slowly turned around. "What..? Who dares to..?" she didn´t finish her own sentence and went out, not bothering with going out without any clothes or towel.
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The first one to reach was Brook and Nami soon followed. They gaped at the unbelieveable chaos in the doctor´s room as the dust slowly faded away.
"What the hell..?" Franky, appearing from behind, stuttered in shock, lifting her sunglasses as she tried to avoid the blood on the floor.
"Did a bomb explode here or what?" Luffy stepped into the destroyed room, completely naked and left a small trail of water behind. Nobody seem to notice that, they were just too busy to help Chopper, Usopp and Sanji out of the bunch of funiture and medicine that, much to the little doctors displeasure, laid everywhere in the room, destroyed.
Shattered glass was on the floor, countless pieces of test glasses here and there. You could really come to the result that this room was being attacked by a cannon or a bomb. The others who looked around in the room were completely speechless.
"Oh no...my medicine! My desk! M-m-my..!" Chopper grabbed her head with her little hooves and gasped at her destroyed room. She was full of dust but didn´t bother with cleaning herself.
Zoro had run uncontrollable into the shocked doctor with such an inpact (it was Zoro after all...) that the rather painful collision had sent them both flying backwards, directly into Sanji and the ´dying´ Usopp which didn´t really stop Chopper and Zoro. It roughly ended with a hard hit into the next shelf, after flying through half of the room.
A few moans reached the ears of the other shocked nakama and they quickly helped Sanji and the other two girls out of the bunch of funiture and glass.
"What..." Nami wanted to ask, but decided it was more important to ask if everything was okay. A short nod from an ashamed Zoro who had practically caused that ´explosion´ and a few short positive answeres from the other victims followed. Even though they all seemed a bit...damaged.
"Ugh..w-what was that..?" Usopp rubbed her sore head, her pain in her stomach forgotten. Sanji, too, seemed to didn´t think about their ´fatal sickness´.
"You don´t even know that?" Franky´s jaw literially hit the floor. Great. Another hole in the floor, special thanks to a certain female cyborg.
Mentioned one didn´t notice as she picked her jaw up again.
Nami frowned worried. "Hey guys, let´s talk about that later. We..or better you four should quickly clean that mess up before-" unfortunately, Nami didn´t have the chance to finish what he wanted to say as the other (closed) door burst open so hard that it made contact with the opposite wall where it felt to the ground with a loud ´crack´.
Oh, again a new hole caused! Great! Special thanks to- OUCH!
The author was suddenly cut by a very furious, to say the least, pissed-off-to-no-end Robin. (Author note: Sorry, Nico-sensei! I won´t do it again, I promise!)
"Ooops..." Franky intelligently commented as the cyber woman spotted Robin in the doorframe. Slowly said person put his arm up and formed a strong fist that you don´t want to make contact with.
It was deadly silent in the room and everyone shivered at the dark aura coming from the male archaelogist. His eyes were shadowed by his long, black hair, making him even more creepy. The four on the floor gulped as cold sweat was forming on their foreheads. Even Sanji and Usopp ignored their cramps and the blood running down their legs, they were completely focused on that danger in front of them.
And, to make it worse for them, Robin´s head turned to them, his eyes still not visible.
"Uhh...ahehehe...h-hello, Robin..! How do you do..?" Chopper asked in fear. She honestly didn´t know what to say right now.
Zoro and Sanji exchanged worried and scared glances, for once not fighting. But truth be told, the two haven´t been fighting since the gender swap.
Usopp, in the middle of the crashed wood and glass, a few little but not bad scraps on his skin, gasped at the creepy form of their male archaelogist, not wanting to bear with him at this moment. After all, Robin in his current state was not much fun to deal with, especially when he´s a male...
Luffy rose a brow which made her look a little arrogant, but no one seemed to notice which isn´t surprisingly. Then the damn broke.
"WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO THIS TIME? HAVING A LITTLE FUNITURE WAR OR WHAT?" Robin´s deep voice boomed through the room with such force that everyone else unintentionally had to shiver or flinch. Wow, now the male was definitely pissed..
Congratulations to Blackleg Sanji, Roronoa Zoro, Tony Tony Chopper and Sogeking/Usopp, you managed to upset the at-the-moment-most-dangerous-person on Thousand Sunny! Not a wise thing to do, anyway...
"Uh..." Chopper started again before turning to the other ´victims´ with pleading eyes, asking for any help. And her silent ask brought Sanji, Zoro and Usopp back to life. Or back to hell in that case.
"Robin-sw-..Robin-san, it´s not anything like that, it-" Sanji started, almost referring the archaelogist as ´-swan´ again as he used to do it before.
It seemed ages to her and she really missed it a lot. Now she couldn´t really enjoy the sight of a beautiful girl anymore, she felt just nothing. No love. And that met the female cook hard.
"...-it was an accident! You have to believe us!" Zoro finished the sentence with a high and slightly panicing voice. Robin however didn´t seem satisfied with the answer and opened his mouth again but this time a female sniper was quicker.
"Zoro ran into Chopper and Chopper fell into Sanji and me and then Zoro and Chopper and Sanji and me flew backwards through half of the room and we really tried to stop but it all happened so fast that we couldn´t really do a thing despite than screaming and besides that we didn´t get what was going on so all of sudden and-"
A hand was clasped over the like a waterfall talking mouth of Usopp and immediately it was deadly silent in the room again. Zoro´s hand pressed down onto the female sniper´s mouth as he tried to grin over to Robin.
But she failed and showed instead a nice grimace (much to the tall and at the moment very scary man´s dislike). Sanji´s and Chopper´s eyes widened visible and both jumped forwards and quickly pressed their hands/hooves over poor Zoro´s face. Now it was their turn to crack a smile to Robin, but it was already too late. Many, many arms began to appear around them and the four gasped.
Luffy, Brook, Franky and Nami closed their eyes, knowing what would come next. That was going to be painful.
A dangerous grumble was the last thing the four girls on the ground were able to hear before their world turned black.
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"N-ne, Robin-san, was it really...necessary to do this?" Nami carefully asked, not fitting to his well-built and strong body. The eighteen-years-old man earned a glare and backed away. The others who luckily didn´t get involved into this ´discussion´ with Robin were still in the room with him and the unconscious victims who laid on the floor.
"I had to tell them what I think of their actions in this room." Robin grumbled as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Nami rose a brow.
"A- ha. I..see." he said, looking over to the poor girls on the floor who really get their asses kick- ehm - hit. It really been a very painful punishment and as Robin had finished he had added ´Now I hope you have learned your next lesson!´ Poor bo- ah, girls. Probably they won´t be able to sit for a few days...
"Hey bro´s and sis´s are you okay..?" Franky asked as she quickly neared the four girls. A weak groan was the responce.
Followed by a high pitched scream. Franky backed away in shock as one of the four began to cry out. Not in pain, more in panic.
´Here we go again...´ Chopper thought as she stood up on shaky legs, rubbing her sore butt. ´Robin is soo cruel as a man..!´ she added in her thoughts before turning to the screaming girl called Sanji. The moment she wanted to calm the other girl again a hand appeared and brought Sanji to shut up.
"S-sorry, Robin! B-but..we, Usopp and me, are bleeding! And-" Sanji tried to explain, but Robin cut in.
"Hold it! I´ll explain what it is and why it is like this, but shut your mouths! You have to listen quietly, okay?" at the end his voice was more soft, and the other nakama were surprised by this but didn´t ask dumb questions. The three nodded.
"Wait, what did you want from Chopper, Zoro?" Usopp remembered the dashing Zoro. Said girl blushed deep crimson and looked onto the floor.
"Yes?" Everyone else in the room asked in unison. Zoro only pointed towards her stomach.
"It feels...strange. It doesn´t really hurt, but...I feel strange. And...and..." being the timid type of girl it wasn´t easy for her to tell the others but finally, after a little encouragement, she came clean.
"I-I found blood in my...underwear..." she blushed even more which brought Nami to look at Zoro to show her his sympathie.
"I know how you feel, Zoro, don´t worry. I felt strange, too. It really is a shitty thing and if there´s one good thing in being a man now, then it is to not have that kind of thing anymore." Nami spoke. The young man felt sorry for the girls. As if it wasn´t already stressful enough for them, now they get their menstruation, too! What a timing...
Nami turned around to Luffy, Brook and Franky. "And you will, too. Well, except for Brook, I don´t think you´ll- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH!" suddenly the orange-haired man shrieked like he had seen a flying cow showing him the finger (not that a cow had any fingers).
"LU-LU-LUFFYYYY!" he added in a high, in fact too high for a man´s voice, tone and now everyone´s attention was focused on the female capitan who looked at the others arrogantly.
"What?" she asked, hands on her hip. At that, the rest of females and males fell to the ground, sweat dropping. That confused Luffy only more. "Huh..? Oh, you mean that! What´s wrong with being naked? Never seen a woman´s body or what?" Luffy asked as if the others were completely stupid. She earned a large bump from Robin (this time not from Nami^^).
Said person found himself again in that awkward situation where he desperately tried to avoid throwing a glance at Luffy´s very female and also well-built body, which he greatly failed. Nami looked down on himself as he felt a special member doing ´it´ again.
"Oh shit..." the male navigator cursed as he blushed deeply. Luffy on the other side just smirked, quickly recovered from Robin´s hit.
The others in the room desperately tried to not let their chuckle out as they noticed what was going on which didn´t really help Nami. I mean, hey, even Robin was smirking at him!
It was too much for Nami and he let out a little shriek in embarrassment and quickly raced through the doorframe out of sight.
The remaining nakama broke into laughing fits until it was stopped by a certain archaelogist who remembered Luffy being naked and also felt something...very strange to say the least. He blinked and stopped in his tracks to hit Luffy. The others noticed as well and exchanged amused glances.
Looks like it was Robin´s turn now! Poor guy... But of course no one dared to express that out loud...
"S-sorry, I have to...uhm, look how Nami is doing! I´ll be back in no time, don´t move!" with that quickly mumbled under his breath, the twenty-eight-years old man left quickly and without looking back, face as red as a tomato.
Again, the room was filled with laughter. What a lame excuse! But it served them right! Nami, because he had been cruel/greedy when he was still a girl and Robin, because of his brutal way as a man now. No one really knew why he was like that, anyway...
As they all recovered from that, Zoro was the first one to speak again.
"Hey Luffy, maybe you should change into some clothes until the two are back...not that they will have a ´hard time´ to help us here..." Zoro emphasized the words ´hard time´ extra which caused the other girls to laugh again. Luffy chuckled and went outside.
"Alright.." she added before leaving. The remaining with the special girl problem, except Chopper, Franky and Brook, were too busy to laugh or chuckle about the two poor men in their crew to panic again or to be ashamed again. At that moment their own problems were forgotten for a while.
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Sooo, I hope you enjoyed reading! ;D I know Robin´s awkward moment wasn´t very imaginative but I just couldn´t think of anything better, sorry^^
And what is going on in Robin´s mind will be in the next chapter, I promise! It won´t be much though, just a little insight in her/his thoughts.
Next chapter will come a little earlier than the last one!
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