AUTHORS NOTE: Well here it is guys, Chapter 12. To be honest, I thought I wouldn't make it this far. But so far, this story is becoming more popular than Teddy Roosevelt in office. In this chapter, Agnes Johnson will have a talk with Lynn Jr. and try to convince her to go back to the hospital and give Lincoln her kidney. I hope y'all like it.
"...Lynn" Lynn Jr. looked up to see her former Elementary School teacher, Agnes Johnson. "Mrs. Johnson? What're you doing here?" "Looking for you", said Agnes, "Heck, we'll all looking for you." "Really even after what I done?", asked Lynn. Jr. "Of course", said Mrs. Johnson, "Come with me, we'll have a bite and talk about it".
A moment later, Lynn and Agnes were in her car, heading towards the hospital. Lynn was munching on a Burpin' Burger and some fries. "Why did you do it Lynn?", asked Agnes. "I...I was scared alright?", said Lynn, "I was afraid I would die during the operation and I heard Polly and Margo talking in the locker room. They said if I lost a kidney, I won't be able to do sports anymore". "Oh Lynn, you and your superstitions", sighed Agnes, "It's already bad enough that you threw him out of the house because of some ridiculous thing called Bad Luck."
Lynn Jr. felt guilty and within a few seconds, she broke down sobbing. "Oh Agnes, I've been such a horrible sister", she said, "Not only have I been using Lincoln as a punching bag all these years, but I've also threw him out of the house, I treated him like garbage, and worst of all, I ran off on him when he needed me the most". Agnes gently rubbed the 13 year old girls back. "Don't beat yourself up, Lynn. It's not too late yet. Lincoln's still alive, but not for long. You still have time to fix this". "I do?" "Of course. Come on, let's head back to the hospital", said Agnes, "Oh...and Lynn?" "Yeah?" "Where did you get that bathrobe?" "It's kind of a long story..."
Lincoln was still on his hospital bed, with all his loved ones surrounding him. The twins were tearing up. "Don't worry Girls", he said weakly, "Your big brother is heading to a much better place...HAZELTUCKY HOSPITAL!" He then tried to get up, but he felt a huge pain in his torso. "Auuuuuuugggggh! Oh what's the use? I'm a goner." "Don't say that", said Lola. "We'll find Lynn, don't give up", said Lana. Lincoln held out his hands towards Lily. "Mom", he asked, "May I hold Lily, for one last time?"
Rita gently handed the 15 month infant to her dying son. The white haired boy tightly hugged the child and Lily giggled. She then grabbed his nose. "Icoln", she said. Lincoln smiled, but then teared. "It's nearly my time Lily, I'm sorry I didn't stick around long enough to see you grow up". "Thanks to Lynn", muttered Lori. Seeing her only son tightly hugging her youngest child for the last time made Rita tear up and start crying on Lynn Sr.'s shoulder. Lynn Sr. hugged his wife and teared. Ronnie Anne walked over and held Lincoln's hand. "I sorry we never got around to be a thing Ronalda", he said. "I'm sorry I was so rough on you", said Ronnie Anne. Her eyes were also watering up.
Albert looked at Roberto Sr. "Isn't there anything you can do Doc?" "I'm afraid not", said Roberto Sr., "Without that kidney. There's nothing we can do to save his life". "Actually, there is!", said a voice. Everyone turned to see Lynn Jr. standing in the doorway. But instead of having everyone hug her, all of the other Loud sisters (except for Lily) pounched on Lynn Jr. and began to pound her. "YOU GREEDY LITTLE RUNT!" shouted Lori. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO LINKY?!" said Leni. "YOU HEARTLESS COW!", shouted Lola.
Albert took this as his que to make his sister stop fighting. "Alright girls! That's enough!", he said as he pulled the Loud Sisters off of Lynn Jr. Lynn Jr. got up and faced her family. Lola sniffed. "So the traitor returns", she said. "What're you doing back here?" asked Lana. "I came back to give Lincoln my kidney", said Lynn Jr. "After what you did?!" said Luan. "Look guys, I know I screwed up big", said Lynn Jr., "I realized that I've been the world's biggest garbage head, believing in bad luck and not pure skill. I may have run away eariler, but Mrs. Johnson told me that it's not too late yet", said Lynn Jr., "I've hurt Lincoln so bad...in fact, because of me! We all have hurt Lincoln." "How?" asked Luna. "Just give me a beat and I'll explain via song", said Lynn Jr.
"Huh?"
(SONG PART: Look up Eight Crazy Nights" Bum Bitty)
Lynn Jr. Singing:
Every one in this room has been associated with Lincoln,
Either through school, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around the neighborhood for free or at most extra credit
And I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Lincoln's face or treated him like an object or ruthlessly made fun of his hobbies or underwear or clumsiness or his white hair when he wasn't looking
But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to wave and smile and help you with your beauty pagents or homework or something like that because he unlike us actually cares about someone other then himseeeeeeeelf!
The reason I bring this up to youuuuuuu...is because yours truly...was the worst offender...of allllllll!
(Lynn sees a flashback of herself forcing Lincoln to go to her game and later accusing him of being a jinx and then throwing him out of the house)
I'm the star player for the Royal Wood Squriells
and I forced lincoln to watch me beat the linx
I should've given him a big thank you,
but instead I accused him of being a jinx!
I was such a crap-head!
But he never quit on me!
Until I told him I him he was worthless
And he cried like a baby!
(Girl Jordan stands up to sing and also sees a vision of herself during the Polar Bear Challenge and accusing Lincoln of not liking Polar Bears. Later when they do win the challenge, they made Lincoln stay outside of the school and ignore his pleas to come back inside)
Girl Jordan singing:
Once when we were doing the Polar Bear Challenge
We pressured Lincoln to get his act together
Lincoln did his best to prove himself
instead he got one scold one after another
And when we won the challenge
he had a very sour smell
but we just kept him outside
and ignored his calling yell
We should all rot in h***!
(Rusty stands up and tells everyone about the time Lincoln's sister Lisa moved to their class and made their lives miserable by having the work doubled and they blamed Lincoln)
Rusty:
Lincoln's sister once moved to our class
and had the work load doubled on us
But at lunchtime, Lincoln wanted to sit in his good ol' pals
But we just pushed him away and even kicked him off the bus!
Liam:
We have been such terrible friends to Lincoln
but we didn't seem to mind at the time
Zach:
How could we stoop so low towards Lincoln?
For god sake, we're even sourer than Lime!
(Lucy takes her turn to sing. Remembering the time she was the one who actually clogged the toilet and Lincoln took the blame. And how did she pay him back? By throwing him out of the house and ignored his confession plea.)
Lucy Singing:
I have a very dark secret to share with you all
I secretly like to read Princess Pony
But when the heat started to get to me
I stuffed it down the toilet and began to flee
But when it seemed the jig was up
My kind hearted big brother took the blame for me.
But when we threw him out of the house
We ignored his confession plea
(Lola takes this as her cue to sing and sees a vision of herself being helped by Lincoln to train for her beauty pagent. And later when Lynn Sr. announces their plans to go to the beach. She just called him bad luck and forced him outside)
Lola Singing
My name is Lola Loud
If you hadn't noticed I like beauty pagents
Lincoln would always help me with my looks
And I can say he was the world's greatest agent
But on that faithful day
when we just ruthlessly threw him out
When he simply wanted to come to the beach
I just called him Bad Luck without a doubt!
I've been a very rotten Sprout!
(Rita stands up and tells everyone the time Lincoln accidently destroyed her book and she decided to write stories about him instead and about how she disowned him for being bad luck)
Rita Singing:
I loved writing stories about my son Lincoln
because I was getting bored with my original book
But when I was convinced that he was bad luck
I suddenly rejected him after big one long look.
Lynn Jr. Singing:
What a crushing blow to poor Lincoln
I bet you wish you can take it back?!
(Rita sadly nods in shame)
Stella Singing:
How could all be so so mean to Lincoln?!
Sounds to me like you are all on crack!
Lana:
Huh?
Luna Singing:
Tonight, Lincoln was counting on his family
to show that we cared
but the first time he really needed us,
we weren't there!
Lisa Singing:
And on every day and every last stinkin' night
Lynn Jr. Singing:
IT'S JUST NOT FAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRR!
Lynn Sr. Singing:
BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM.
Lynn Sr. and Principle Huggins Singing:
BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM.
Lynn Jr. Singing:
I WONDER IF THAT GUY EVER WIPED HIS BUTT WITH THE WRONG HAAAAAAAAAND?
Chandler:
...Yes.
Everyone else singing:
BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM BUM. BUM BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUMMMMMMMMM.
(end of song)
"After that song and after realizing how neglectful and selfish we've been to Lincoln, I'm going to give Lincoln my kidney right now", said Lynn Jr. Albert smiled, so did Rita and Lynn Sr. Lynn Jr. then turned to Roberto Sr. "Alright Doc, get your tools ready! It's time for-" POW! "OOF!...f-f-for...you...t-to take...my...k-kidneeeeeeyyyy", Lynn Jr. said before she passed out, falling on her stomach, revealing that a tranquilizer dart sticking on her butt. Then, as if on que, Flip walked in with his tranquilizer gun. "Alright, she's here and alive. Where's my 750 big ones!?" Everyone else in the room looked at Flip angrily. "...what?"
