Chapter 12

Butt was in the spaceship. He climbed over a wall and landed into a pile of dolls. Not just any dolls, Keanu Reeves dolls, all of them wearing black trench coats and black sunglasses. They all stopped from doing nothing and stared at Butt.

"Whoa. An alien!" shouted one doll.

"Like, from another planet!" another doll shouted, with an uncontrolling voice.

Cue all aliens in a whisper. "Whoa."

Butt smiled and held his hands up, to reveal no weapons. "I am Butt Lightbeer. I cum in piece." All the Keanu dolls went up to Butt.

Meanwhile, Hardon came out of the men's washroom and pulled up his pants and put up his zipper. As he did this, he yelled, "You're the second tranny I screwed tonight! Thanks for the good time!"

The voice called back from the washroom. "I'm not a transvestite!"

Hardon called back. "Well, you look like one! See you later, Hanna Montana!" Hardon scratched his head. Who was I looking for?" He saw the spaceship and remembered. He climbed inside.

As he went in, he heard Butt's voice. He climbed to see Butt talking to a bunch of Keanu dolls.

Butt was currently talking to the dolls. "And that's how I knew the Jack from Will and Grace was gay. Who is in charge?"

The dolls pointed up. "The claw, dude." Butt and Hardon looked up and saw a huge claw, which was attached by a picture of an 30-something Asian schoolgirl. The claw was between her legs.

"The claw tells who goes and who stays." One doll says.

"We were told this by a big black bald fellow who was with us in three of our movies, man."

Hardon shook his head. "Well, if they believe Constantine was going to be a good movie, they'll believe anything."

Suddenly, he heard a terrifying voice call from outside the ship. "Hey, come on! Squeal like a pig!" Hardon turned and saw who it was.

Sid, was outside, screwing ANOTHER blow up doll, but it was a Porno Planet game. The blow up doll this time was Lil' Wayne. Well, it WAS Lil' Wayne but he exploded, making Sid's penis bleeding furiously.

Sid, licking his blood, went toward the ship.

Hardon was terrified. "OH, NO! SID!" And with that, he pushed Butt into the dolls, hiding him and Butt under the many Keanu dolls, making both of them unseen.