Hello! This "chapter is divided into 1.) To my readers who do not enjoy this story: and 2.) To my readers who enjoy this story. If you DO enjoy this story, please skip ahead past the s-s-s divider. Thanks you guys!

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To my readers who do not enjoy this story:

A/N: First of all, let me point out that you are under no obligation to read this story and by no means are you being forced to do so. With that being said, STOP IT. I welcome constructive criticism but in no way, shape or form, will humbly ignore outright rudeness. I understand that you have an opinion, and that you do not enjoy my story but please, tell me how to make it better instead of insulting me.

On another note, this is FICTION. This is NOT REAL. I do not share the same opinions as the characters in my story. Fiction is a gift we can use to create a world of fantasy and wonder, not to throw our personal sentiments out on the page. I understand that you would prefer for my story to go in a different direction but humor me for it is my work of fiction. If you do not like the way I portray my characters, I apologize but I am writing them as I see them, and not how you do.

A reader of mine expresses concern for the relationship that Edward and Bella have developed and I willingly agree. This is by no means a healthy relationship. But once again, this is fiction and not real. Pick up any romantic novel you see. Is that a healthy relationship? No.

You don't like my characters, my plot, my thought process or me. Every plot device I have thrown out there, you seem to dislike. It's as simple as you want it to be, stop reading.

I think through my stories. I don't type up a chapter and not think it through. Don't ever imply that. I put time and effort into my stories and I don't need an irritated person who doesn't enjoy my story to tell me that I don't put any thought into it, because I do.

"I wonder where YOU will take these characters? But honestly, it seems to me that you are lost and do not know where to take them. Are you?"

- Anonymous Reader

No. I'm not lost.

You (Anonymous Reader) seem to have issues with my character Bella. You say she is too alike to the Bella portrayed in the book. It may seem strange, but that's what I was going for. You hate how she's a damsel and distress and you know what? So do I. But she is. And I can't change that. You can't tell by my stories, but I happen to be a staunch feminist. Indeed I am. But to change the character Bella seemed out of place. Want to know a secret? I strongly dislike Bella. She is whinny, desensitized and a passive person. But she's in my story. So don't read it.

I have feelings. Strange yeah? It's amazing that with the invention of electronic communication we have forgotten that there is someone on the other end. Let me give you some facts about myself.

-I'm 18.

-This is my first attempt EVER at writing.

-I have not finished the Twilight series.

-I have not seen the Twilight movie.

-I'm applying to 14 colleges.

-I have a 4. 4 GPA.

-I want to be an engineer. (Not a writer. I do this because I enjoy it.)

-I love my family more than they will ever know.

-My favorite color is purple.

-I love quotes because they are the only things that last.

-I love Eddie Izzard.

-I'm addicted to brownies.

-I enjoy Depressing comic week on Cyanide and Happiness.

-I miss "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

-I love my boyfriend.

-My name is Kelsey.

-I'm scared to die.

See? Human.

You have two options:

You can stop reading, or, you can tell me something about you.

Because I know you are a human too.

-behappy101

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To my readers who enjoy this story:

A/N: So… 'ahem'. Upon reviewing your comments, to my utmost horror, you actually read the author's notes. I feel like I need to be proper now… Nah. Thanks for giving me feedback y'alls! The next chapter will be up shortly as soon as I'm done editing. I apologize for this "chapter" but it needed to be done. You can ignore or read it as you please. I'm PMSing and decided that it was a good idea. I will wake up tomorrow, delete it and bash my head in for doing something so stupid.

A/N 2: I saw Coraline. Amazing. Nothing short of awesome! VERY creepy though. My sister (who was my date in place for my boyfriend for Valentine's day) went with me and we were both floored. I wholeheartedly recommend it. It IS scary though. Be warned.

A/N 3: I just finished V for Vendetta by Alan Moore. It was phenomenal! So much darker than the movie and (in my opinion) more emotion-packed. I recommend it as well!

Thanks loverlies!

-behappy101

P.S. Sheesh I talk a lot, no?