Lookee! It's a list so you so that everyone else can memorize the States and know them by heart too! I have way too much time on my hands…

Maine – Nessa Kirkland-Jones
New Hampshire – Evelyn "Eve" Kirkland-Jones
Vermont – Sophie Kirkland-Jones
Rhode Island – Collin Jones
Connecticut – Sarah Jones
New York – James Kirkland-Jones
Massachusetts – Paul Kirkland-Jones
Pennsylvania – Erin Jones
Delaware – Mitchell Kirkland-Jones
New Jersey – Timothy Kirkland-Jones
Maryland – Rosalie Jones
Virginia – Elizabeth Kirkland-Jones
West Virginia – Haymitch Jones
North Carolina – Jessica Kirkland-Jones
South Carolina – Emily Kirkland-Jones
Georgia – Damian Kirkland-Jones
Florida – Inez Carriedo-Jones (named by Spain and stuck with it)
Alabama – Jeremy "Crick" Jones (named by Alfred and renamed himself almost immediately)
Mississippi – Marissa "Billie" Jones (same story as Crick)
Louisiana – Charlotte Bonnefoy-Jones (only one France bothered to get to know)
Tennessee – Annie Jones
Kentucky – Jesse Jones
Ohio – Riley Jones
Michigan – Cooper Jones
Indiana – Steven "Indiana" Jones (can you guess why?)
Illinois – Stephanie Jones
Wisconsin – Dieter Jasper Jones (goes by middle name, rarely his first)
Minnesota – Natasha Jones
Iowa – Ashley Jones
Missouri – Paige Jones
Arkansas – Benny Jones
Texas – Isabel Beverly "Bev" Carriedo- Jones (named by Spain, renamed by Alfred)
Oklahoma – Kevin Jones
Kansas – Nate Jones
Nebraska – Jade Jones
South Dakota – Phoebe Jones
North Dakota – Piper Jones
Montana – Cody Jones
Wyoming – Colleen Jones
Colorado – Jacob Jones
New Mexico – Jaime (hi-may) Carriedo-Jones
Arizona – Tate Jones
Utah – Madison Emma Smith-Jones
Idaho – Ida Jones (bad joke, I know)
Washington – Richard Kirkland-Jones
Oregon – Caleb Kirkland-Jones
Nevada – Oliver Jackson Smith-Jones (named after Oliver Cowdrey, started going by middle name given by Alfred and dropped Smith after he left the Church)
California – Camilla Nichole "Nikki" Carriedo-Jones (named by Spain, renamed by Alfred)
Hawaii – Gina Jones (originally called Hawaii by her people, but was renamed by Alfred because calling your kid Hawaii would seem rather strange)
Alaska – Denahi Sabrina Jones (named by Inuit tribes, renamed by Alfred)

G8 Building, Washington D.C.

There was something wrong with Doitsu, Italy was sure of it. He had tried to tell Romano and England, but they had brushed him off saying that Germany got like that whenever he was invading a country. Italy knew they were wrong though; Germany had never acted quite like this before. He was too forgetful, and less inclined to yelling. In fact, his voice seemed to be broken because his accent kept slipping and he was quieter. He'd apparently lost a few inches in height and some of the broadness in his shoulders while chasing Iowa and Connecticut as well, because he looked slightly off. None of the other nations had noticed anything different though, so Italy mostly kept his musing to himself. That other nation was missing too, but Italy couldn't remember his name.

According to Cousin France, the reason Germany was slightly off was because after the Second Great War Germany had met his soul mate and she was from America, so he didn't like invading her homeland. Italy couldn't imagine Germany in love with anyone, so he'd brushed the idea off. Besides, Cousin France was in a far-off place called Tennessee, where people carried shotguns with them everywhere and woman wore short jean shirts with open blouses and some sort of hat America had once shown the Mediterranean country called a "cowboy hat", so what did he know?

Nashville, Tennessee

France woke with a pounding headache and a rather unfortunate sense of nausea. Add that to the fact that he was hog tied and handcuffed to a four poster bed in one of the private rooms the bar had offered, and you had a very uncomfortable frog. Leaning his head against the pillow she had been kind enough to leave, the European pondered how he had gotten here and where she had gone.

The last thing he remembered, he had been about to spend a rather wild time with the state of Tennessee, a sassy dirty blonde girl with freckles and sun-kissed skin spoke of centuries in the heat on horseback. She'd been wearing skinny jeans that clung to her waist via a brown belt, a button-up blouse that was tied at the end and opened to show just enough cleavage to send a man reeling but still leaving plenty to imagination, high heeled cowboy boots, and a well-worn cowboy hat. Oh, and she'd been singing a song called "Cowboy Casanova" in a thick Southern drawl that sent Francois into a state of hazed lust.

Of course, when described like that the whole scene didn't seem very significant, but at the time it had been the most amazing thing in the world. Of course one thing lead to another, and the next thing he knew they were in a private room kissing like there was no tomorrow. Apparently something had gone wrong though, because he didn't remember getting into this position.

Sorry it wasn't up sooner! I mean the list, not the chapter. The list was meant to go up a while ago, but I didn't get around to it until MaliceArchangela reviewed and pointed out that I'm the only one who knows who/what everyone is. Oops!

Thanks so much to anyone who reviewed/PMed me last chapter, it was very much appreciated!

Sorry this one was so short, but Chapter 13 should be up soon!

Also, the reason only Spain really bothered to name any of the States when he had them as territories is because 1) he liked to show them off, and 2) because the others just didn't really care. No, it has nothing to do with me not wanting to look up Russian, Dutch, and French names for them. It's simply because France was in the middle of taking over the world, the Dutch weren't in New York for very long, Russia couldn't have cared less about poor Alaska so long as he received natural resources from her, and England only found America to really be worth his time, since the individual colonies were made by people trying to get away from him so they could have religious freedom.