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Sorry I didn't update right away. Been busy. :) BUT! To make up for it…this is a pretty long chapter.

And to address people's comments about Fang being OOC…SORRY! I'm trying my best.

So enjoy!

Most Embarassing Moment…Ever

My hearing was gone.

Okay, so not literally but still. Right when I got in there, my ears popped. The volume of the auditorium was so loud I couldn't hear Ella over the noise. And from the looks of it, she was yelling.

I yelled back. And I couldn't hear a thing.

Glancing at the stage, I saw that Nick had come out.

Well. There you go.

Music started and he began singing a song that (as Nudge had so kindly informed me) was number one on the "Top One Hundred Billboard List".

I had heard it a couple times.

Getting to our seats, I saw Nudge, screaming along with everyone else, having a panic attack.

"Get OVER YOURSELF," I yelled at her.

"I LOVE YOUNICK!" She screamed.

I shook my head in despair. There was no hope. It was gone. All of it.

After he had finished his performance, the applause was insane. Everyone was clapping, whistling, screaming, chanting…

Except me. Of course.

"Hey, everybody," he said into his microphone stand, putting a capo on his guitar.

Everyone started screaming again. I just folded my arms and shook my head.

These poor, innocent people were being BRAINWASHED by his husky voice and good looks.

"So, um, yeah, good to see you here," he continued. "Today is a pretty special day, actually. Apparently, a lucky girl from the crowd gets to come up and jam with me for a while, when I sing my new hit single "Play My Cards".

The screams were deafening and Nudge and Ella were shaking my arms so hard, I was sure it would fall off.

"So enjoy, have fun…let's get started!"

He stared another one of his songs and I nearly puked when I heard the lyrics.

Your eyes sparkle in the moonlight.

Your lips landing on my own.

Oh how I've been waiting for this moment.

Ever since I called you on your phone.

Such fireworks

Such ecstasy

Such chemistry

You and me

Let me love you…

I was thoroughly disgusted. And that wasn't even the worse song. Couldn't these girls see the message he was sending? Why on God's green earth would they want anything to do with him?

Singing the last note of his song "Last Night", he grinned and held out the peace sign. Everyone single person (besides you know who) sent it back.

I just rolled my eyes.

"Come on, Max," Ella yelled. "Get into it!"

"No thanks," I yelled back, curtly.

Then, all of a sudden, a chant started up. At first I couldn't decipher what they were demanding but then I realized they were yelling "Dougie, dougie, dougie, dougie!" over and over and over again.

Momentarily taking his earpiece out, he listened. Then he blushed and started shaking his head.

They screamed it all the louder. "DOUGIE, DOUGIE, DOUGIE, DOUGIE!"

All of a sudden "Teach Me How To Dougie" blasted through the system and everyone started screaming.

Looking surprised, he glared at sound management accusingly.

The guy shrugged innocently.

Shaking his head with a faint smile, he turned back to the audience. "Okay, so let's clear some stuff up, alright?" He said, taking the mic out of the stand. "I'm gonna do this fast. But, to make it a little different, I'm going to teach someone how to do it, on stage. Does that sound cool?"

"Oh, please," I muttered. I didn't need to be scared at such a young age.

"In fact," he added. "I already have a perfect girl in mind. Max, if you wouldn't mind coming up here."

My heart literally stopped. No freaking way.

Nudge and Ella looked at me in horror then starting screeching, "OH MY GOSH MAX HE'S CALLING YOU! HE'S CALLING YOU UP!"

That, of course, got everyone's attention, because everybody was confused and looking around.

And THEN everyone else started screeching…

And that's when my nightmare became reality. A spotlight focused on me and my face was plastered on four screens around the room.

Nick grinned. "There you are, Max. Come on down."

Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God, oh God, this is NOT HAPPENING! NO! I REFUSE!

"MAX GO!" Shrieked Nudge.

I shook my head fervently. "No. No way. Not in a box not with a fox."

Then, to make things worse, a security guy showed up. "Come on, miss, I'll lead you."

So I was practically dragged to the stage against my own free will.

Nick grinned and offered a hand to pull me up.

Giving him my deluxe evil I-will-kill-you-later-stare, I took it. But only because I was in a skin tight dress that didn't offer much coverage.

"Just go with the flow, Max," he whispered in my ear from behind me.

"So this is how it's gonna go, alright?" he said into his microphone. "Well, first," he said, changing his mind, "I think everyone needs to give Max here a big round of applause."

Like being on a stage wasn't enough. He had to MAKE IT WORSE.

"Great, great," he laughed. "Awesome. So this is how it's gonna work. First I wanna see all of your guys' best dougieing. Then I'll give Max a lesson," he said, glancing at me. "Ready? ONE TWO THREE GO!"

The whole auditorium started dougieing. From what I could see, some people could actually do it. But some people couldn't and it was just terrifying to watch.

Nick just laughed and watched. "Good job guys."

Then turning to me he said, "Ready?"

I glared at him. "Do I look like I'm ready?"

He just smirked and started getting down.

The auditorium erupted in screams and I forced myself not to cover my eyes.

Okay, so fine. It was pretty hot but if that's what he wanted me to do…

Uh-uh. No way. Not in this dress, baby.

He grinned and looked at me. "Wanna try?"

I glared at him. "I'm in a dress. And heels. No, thanks."

"Take em off," he said with a smirk.

My jaw dropped. But then I realized he just meant my shoes and my face heated up.

STUPID MIND! STUPID BRAIN! STUPID FRIENDS WHO HAVE WRECKED MY THOUGHT PROCESS!

Bending down, I took off my shoes and kicked them out of the way.

He grinned and came closer. "Okay, first you have to get used to moving your hips. You go right, left, right left right. Kind of like, 1,2, 3 and four. That kind of timing, got it?"

I nodded and swallowed hard. The faster I learned this the faster I was OUT!

Nick turned around to face one of the sound guys. "Start it over!" he called.

He nodded and Teach Me How To Dougie started again.

"Kay, ready everybody? Let's do it together," he said in his mic.

"Ready?" he asked me, without the mic.

I nodded.

He started and I attempted to follow along.

He grinned. "Yeah!" He exclaimed.

After a couple more seconds I felt pretty confident. But then I made the fatal mistake of looking up and there I was, on the screen, moving my hips like a clubber.

Immediately stopped and started for my shoes. To heck with this.

"No, no, no," Nick said, pulling me back. "You're doing great, Max," he assured me.

"See, that's where you're wrong," I told him. "I'm Max. Max doesn't dance like a clubber. It's number one on the list things Max cannot and will not in any circumstance EVER do. Now help me down."

I started for the stairs.

"No, wait, Max," he said, pulling me back. "Come on, just go with the flow, okay?" I looked up at him boldly, making eye contact and suddenly got what he was trying to say.

Don't make me look like an idiot.

Taking my hand, he led me back to the center. "Here we go," Nick said into the microphone.

Then he lightly touched my hips and started moving them for me. "Right, left, right left right," he murmured into my ear.

The screams were deafening in the crowd and I could practically see girls drooling.

"Now arms," he said, standing beside me. "They're opposite to whatever way you're leaning."

He showed me and I copied him.

"Yeah, Max," he cheered. "Alright guys, one more time to boogie!" he yelled into the microphone.

The sound guy started the song again and Nick, me and the audience all dougie-ed together

"Alright, awesome," he said. "Give it up for, Max!"

Everyone cheered and I saluted them.

Nick started in for a hug but I turned around to grab my shoes.

"See ya later then, huh?" he said with a smirk, helping me down.

"In your nonexistent dreams," I told him sweetly.

Hehehe, Max had to dance. Hope you guys liked it! REVIEW PLEASE!

Peace out ~ d-and-s86