an: this is the chapter that jamie helped me with it's a pretty good one she has some good ideas. I think she should write a fic. Anyway we'll find out about davey and spots stupid plan to possibly kill both of them plus john and all of his students after this chapter

Lafayette pov

Lately I've been hanging out a lot with eliza and she's my new best friend. I went to the great hall and sat next to her for lunch in the great hall. Umbrige came up and started to make an announcment.

"Um so hello students. I've sort of lost the sorting hat and I'm putting together a team to help me find it" she said unresponsiblely. "Who wants in"

Me and eliza looked at eachother. This sounds like the perfect thing for 2 best friends to do together. We both raised our hands and she picked us. The other peopme she picked were hercules and maria.

We went looking around the school. We should of gotten race to join us since he's a particularly good finder. Me and eliza kept getting distracted doing our new secret handshake. Umbrige got really annoyed every time we did it. Finally one time when we did it she grabbed eliza to talk to her. They thought I couldn't hear but I could.

"That's it. It's ruining the team. Its clear you can't look while lafayette is around" umbrige said meanly.

"What no! I am fine" eliza said.

"No. It's very clear. You need to have some alone time with him."

Everyone else on the team nodded at this.

"But having some alone time with lafayette during this crisis with lafayette… isn't that..umm...wrong?" Eliza asked scaredly.

"Oh sure it's wrong. Very very wrong. But just because it's wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"

"No I suppose not" eliza said and then she wandered off thinking.

I went outside to look for the sorting hat away from eliza and I was rescuing some bunch of flowers. Suddenly I bumped into John because I was right outside turtlefoot.

"Woah I didn't expect to see you here at your school" I said confusedly.

"Yes I come here every sunday" john explained.

Suddenly there was a slow creepy scary noise. We stared at eachother confusedly. Then we fell into a deep dark scary hole.

"Oh no i have been damaged" said me.

"I beleive umbrige is behind this!" John said.

"I deduced as much myself did I" I said smartly.

"She is behind a mega evil scheme to dominate our schools."

"How?" I asked wonderingly.

"By finding a powerfull gameboy of doom and fireing it at us" john said hatefully.

"Can we stop her?"

"Yes by finding the leafblower of satan" john explained knowingly.

"Where?"

"In the magical island hidden in the mountings of bunny rabbits opposite the pencilcase of hell" john said. "Come now we must find and seak our quest to do!"

"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder" I said excitedly.

And with that we left. I got everyone on the sorting hat finding team besides umbrige to come with us.

"We are almost there" I said as we arrived near our journeys end.

"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh" said hercules as he fall down a cliff.

"Nooooo…" I said savingly. "There there it will be ok"

"No..this is something...you cannot ease" hercules said sadly.

"Why?" I asked confusedly.

"You don't have newspapers" herchles said badly.

"Oh" I said realizingly.

"Don't worry I feel better" hercules said betterly.

We went to the base where we would have our final battle.

Eliza found a moment to pull me away from the others to have a private moment.

"Eliza we have to do it" I said friendlyly.

"I know the team told me as well. Apparently our best friendness are causing problems for everyone else." Eliza said agreeingly.

"So we are aggreed? We finally let our best friendness out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?" I asked cautiously.

"Yes. For the team" eliza said selflessly.

"No… for us" I said meaningfully.

We went to hang out bestfriendly and we hung out for a long time because we're best friends.

The others heard us hanging out but politely ignored it. This had been coming far too long to ruin it now and this team bonding was very much needed. And when everyone was ready to go suddenly the door opened!

"?!" I questioned exclaimingly.

Because in the doorway no other then umbrige stood! But instead of umbrige's usual smirk there was confusion on her face!

"Who… who am I?" mutered umbrige

"Who are you?" I said.

"Who IS she?" Maria also said.

"Who… who am I?" Umbrige repeated… "I don't know who I am!"

"Zomg umbrige lost her memory!" concluded hercules smartly.

"Indeed that is the only logical explanation" I said even though I thought of it before hercules but I was too cool to say so.

"DANG IT PEGGY" maria screamed obliviately.

"I say we kill her now" john said.

"That is a good idea" I said and I reached for the leafblower.

But then all the sudden we were surrounded! By umbrige's loyal followers!

"Lady!" One of them said. "We have brought you the sorting hat!"

The sorting hat! I saw it within the hands of the security guard. If only I could get to it! Then I remembered… I have the power of the american flag!

Before umbrige could turn to the minions I leapt foreward and grabbed the sorting hat from the loyal followers hands. I then appologised profoundly and patted the minions on the back.

"Umbrige" I said "I'm sorry but it's better for you never ever to remember who you were." And with my frenchness I crushed the sorting hat.

"Nooooo" umbrige said "now I will never know who I am."

"We'll get you SORTED out" I said wisely. Umbrige looked happy.

"Umbrige should pay for her crimes!" Yelled john.

"But she doesn't know what she did so it's unreasonable to kill her for it" I said wisely.

John recongnised that he was being a newspaper and that I was right all along.

"All we can do is help umbrige" said maria "and heal she with the power of love." She said.

But I thought long and deep about maria's speech. "I know a way to solve it" I said. "But let's first go home. I'm tired. We've done enough adventuring for today."

And we all went home.

"YOU FOOLS!" Umbrige said and we all came back. "You can't destroy the sorting hatby just crushing it" she said smartly and she put the sorting hat on. "I remember everything…" she said evilly. I screamed in horror. "Go back to school. You all get detention"

Yeah she's back. So much for the power of love.

an: weren't jamies ideas so good! She should write a whole fic shouldn't she