Two Weeks in a Mini Van by Charismatic Enigma

Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or any of its characters or likenesses to its characters and games.

A/N: Lol, I guess Game and Watch is, in fact, in Brawl. Oh well. Can't be right all the time.

- Recap -

It is once again morning time at the Smash Brothers Mansion, which is currently undergoing major construction in anticipation of the new arrivals due in the coming months. In the mean time, the Two Weeks in a Mini Van competition is nearing its end. Only Samus, Pikachu, and Luigi remain. Let's take a quick look back on those who were eliminated.

First there was Kirby, who couldn't manage to win immunity in the Dunk Hunk immunity challenge. His own comrades then voted him off for eating the last cookie. He spends his time in the Void under constant watch, in order to keep him from eating the only cards and table they have to play Go Fish with down there.

Next to be eliminated was Ness, who was tricked by Samus in the Rock, Paper, Scissors competition. Young Link voted against his comrade Ness, in order to allow the running gag of Mario beating Luigi at Mario Kart to continue. He spends his time in the Void cheating at Go Fish with his telepathic powers. No one has caught on yet.

Then, it was Roy's turn to be eliminated. He failed to win immunity in the challenge to kill the one responsible for putting up all the fancy, expensive messages. He was tied in votes with Luigi, and so they had a game of Mario Kart DS to decide who would leave. Roy had no idea how to play and thus just drove in circles. Fortunately for him, when he was voted out, replacement host James Woods was in charge. Woods spared him the fate of being sent to the Void or the Underworld, figuring he was stupid enough to get hurt on his own. He then proceeded to trip and fall on his face on his way out of the van.

At this point, there was a reward challenge, involving kick Roy's ass. Needless to say, Samus won. The prize? You can choose any Smasher to join the game. Samus didn't care, and passed her reward to Young Link, who chose Pikachu. According to Pikachu, he was in the middle of getting some, but we don't believe him.

The next immunity challenge was made up on the spot when the Final Fantasy characters invaded for the second time. A tournament ensued, and in the end, Pikachu defeated Sephiroth, who proclaimed he was far too badass to be beaten by a mouse. After a fairly pointless reward challenge that was filled with obscure references, bad puns, and the prize being a gumball, it was time to vote someone out of the van yet again.

James Woods had just about all he could take, and he allowed Master Hand to once again be the host. The votes were cast the next morning, and Luigi was tied with Young Link. In a stroke of originality, Master Hand decided to flip a coin. To make a long story short, Young Link was sent to the Void. Nobody particularly cares what he does.

In the first immunity challenge after the return of Master Hand, the four remaining Smashers had a Sausage Eating Contest. Samus simply played Tetris, rather than participating, and in the end, Luigi was declared the winner of immunity. Mario would be the one with the most votes, and he was sent to the Void. All he does is complain about Luigi beating him, but nobody cares.

The next day, there was some random filler. Roy and Pichu went shopping, and Samus finally figured out a way to shut Pikachu up for a while. And now, it is Day 13, and it's time for the final immunity challenge…

- Day 13 -

Our three remaining Smashers were sound asleep, Samus dreaming of killing Pikachu, Pikachu dreaming of Samus'…"power suit features". Luigi was dreaming about kittens.

As per usual, the Smashers had a rude awakening in the form of Master Hand screaming through a megaphone.

Master Hand: Alright people, get up!

All: Zzz…

Master Hand: NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

All: YES SIR!

Master Hand: That's more like it. Now then, it's time for your final immunity challenge. Remember, whoever wins today has the advantage of choosing their final opponent, so you'd best fight hard.

Samus: I will, but only because my Tetris game won't work, and I'd love to eliminate Pikachu.

Pikachu: And by "eliminate" we all know you mean "sweetly caress".

Samus: Anymore out of you, and there will be a missile sweetly caressing your face.

Pikachu: I love it when you play hard to get.

Master Hand: SILENCE, ALL OF YOU! Get out of the van, and I will explain what your task is.

And so they did. And there was much rejoicing.

Minstrels: Yayyyy!

And then the minstrels were eaten. And there was much rejoicing.

All: Yayyyy!

Master Hand: Can we please hold the movie references until I'm done talking? That's better. Now, listen up. I had an elaborate, epic final immunity challenge set up, but I'm feeling particularly impatient today, so you guys are just gonna play Guitar Hero.

Samus: Surely you jest.

Master Hand: I never jest. And don't call me Shirley.

Pikachu: Way to break your own rule.

Master Hand: Shut up. We'll be using Guitar Hero 2. Whoever can score highest on Hangar 18 on Expert Mode will be the winner of immunity. GO!

And so, the song began, and Samus immediately ended up crushing her guitar after forgetting to remove her power suit.

Samus: If by "forgetting" you mean, "purposefully", then yes. I forgot.

And so it was down to Pikachu and Luigi. Pikachu had laid his guitar on the floor and was playing with his hands and strumming with his feet. Luigi was holding his upside down. To cut a long story short, Pikachu got five stars, while Luigi tried to figure out what a fret button is.

Luigi: How did he win!? He can't even hold a guitar, let alone play one!

Pikachu: Well Luigi…I just have one thing to say.

Luigi: What?

Pikachu: I-a win!

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luigi began crying in the corner and having a mental breakdown.

Luigi: I'm still the best…I'm still the best…-sob-

Master Hand: Well Pikachu, you've won immunity! This means tonight, you will decide who stays, and who goes. Think long and hard about your decision.

Pikachu: I bet you'll be thinking about something long and hard tonight, MH.

Master Hand: Ha ha. Very funny. Back in the van with you all!

- Night 13 -

Samus: For the love of God Pikachu, just vote me out!

Pikachu: Not happening.

Samus: WHYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Pikachu: Sorry Sammie, you don't put out, I don't vote out.

Samus: I hate you.

Pikachu: I love you too.

Samus (surprise!) shot Pikachu in the face with a missile.

Luigi: I feel so ineffectual.

Samus: That's just because no one likes you. Try dressing like a halfway sane person sometime.

Luigi: …-sob-

And just as Luigi began yet another sob-fest, Master Hand made his appearance.

Master Hand: Alright, it's time for the final elimination. Samus and Luigi must automatically vote for each other, as Pikachu has immunity.

Samus: Unfortunately.

Master Hand: So, it is now up to Pikachu. What is your vote?

Pikachu: Have fun in the Void, Luigi.

Luigi: At least Mario will be there, so I can beat him Mario Kart.

Pikachu: Sure you will.

Samus: -snicker-

Luigi: SHUT UP! I'M-A THE BEST! THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!!!

And this was what Luigi screamed at Master Hand snapped his fingers, and sent Luigi to the dreaded Void.

- In the Void -

Luigi: -falling- AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Luigi crashed right on to the table on which everybody was playing yet another game of Go Fish.

Mario: Oh great, it's Sir Loses-At-Everything.

Luigi: …-sob-

Ness: Try not to get the cards wet, will you?

- Back in the van -

Master Hand: Well, you two, this is your last night in the van. Rest will, because tomorrow, you will face off in the final challenge. The winner will receive two million yen / credits / whatever it is you people buy stuff with. It's almost over. Goodnight, Smashers.

- To Be Concluded… -

A/N: Almost over…