Chapter 12- Miniatures

Set in Season 3 and Sam did not leave.


Sam was incredibly reluctant to introduce Kurt to Stevie and Stacy. They hadn't even been dating three months and the opportunity had arisen. Mary Evans was all about Kurt and Dwight had a new favourite son. It was only Sam's younger siblings who had not yet met his boyfriend.

Stacy would most likely claim Kurt as her new fairy godfather and demand that he braid her hair in seven different ways, each with a different style. Sam knew absolutely nothing about braiding Stacy's hair and was definitely grateful for Mary and her talents. Stacy could braid it well enough by herself, but she preferred the attention that somebody gave to her when they did it. She would probably ask Kurt who his favourite Disney Princess was and would subsequently acquiesce when Kurt said that it was Belle. Oh yeah, Sam totally knew his boyfriend.

Stevie had considerably less in common with Kurt, but Kurt would make the effort. He had always wanted a little brother, Finn not included, and Stevie Evans provided the perfect opportunity for Kurt to experience what life was like with a little brother around. Kurt would probably ask Stevie about school and offer to provide homework help whenever he needed it, because Kurt was just that kind. Sam was not pulling straight B's, something he had never thought achievable in his entire life. And he had Kurt to thank.

So when Sam opened the door to his fabulous boyfriend, he was a little bit nervous. He kissed him on the cheek as he entered, with Stacy making cooing noises in the background, and went to fetch him a glass of Diet Coke with ice. Kurt was significantly impressed that Sam did not even have to ask him what he desired.

"So, guys, how old are you both?" Kurt asked politely, hoping that the phatic conversation would segue into something more substantial.

Stacy preened. "I'm 10 and Stevie is only 8. That means that he answers to me."

Stevie frowned. "Does not! I'm taller than you which means that I have complete dominance. Besides, you're a girl!"

Kurt clucked at them and Sam winced. "Stevie, girls are not to be treated as less than boys, okay? Both genders are equal and I will not have you saying otherwise."

Sam smirked. He had spoken one sentence to them and he was already giving them orders. Such was the Kurt Hummel way. When you had a domineering tone to your voice, you could get away with a lot of things.

Stevie shook his head. "Girls are disgusting! This girl Jessica in my grade tried to kiss me and I almost barfed! You understand, Kurt, you don't like girls either! Neither does Sammy!"

Stacy stuck a tongue out at her little brother. "But Kurt loves his girls! When Quinn used to come over when we were in the motel, she said how much she adored Kurt and how much Kurt adored his girls! It was so fetch!"

Kurt nodded, impressed, and also quite flattered at Quinn's remark. Sam handed Kurt his drink, which was sipped at carefully before Kurt put it down.

"Good job, Samuel. I deem this acceptable."

"One day, I will floor you with my drink making skills."

"Is that an innuendo for sex?" Stacy wondered aloud and Kurt blushed.

"Stacy!" Sam snapped. "Don't talk about sex in front of your brother! Besides, how do you even know what that means?"

Stacy looked incredibly smug and Stevie looked very interested in his shoes. "Well, Angelica Stevenson is twelve years old and she's already had sex! Mommy says that she's a whore."

Sam was appalled and impressed that his mother would say such a thing.

Kurt nodded. "Your mother is right. Angelica Stevenson needs to make better life choices."

"Have you had sex yet, Kurt?" Stacy's innocence when posing such a question astounding Kurt but also made him blush. He did not want to relay the explicit details of his sex life to a ten year old. He was also positive that Sam had never been redder.

Luckily, Stevie saved him from actually having to answer Stacy's question. "Kurt, Sammy says that you like cars! I'll show you my collection of classic American cars! I have the biggest one in school!"

Kurt smirked at the pragmatic double entendre and looked to Sam. Sam caught his meaning and winked.

"That would be lovely, Stevie! When you're older, I can teach you how to do oil changes and other general repairs."

"Awesome!" Stevie enthused before running up the stairs to get his cars. Sam went after him to help. There were a lot of cars.

"Kurtie, do you think I'm pretty?" Stacy asked sadly. It was clear to Kurt of her answer. He couldn't believe that low self-worth even existed in the mind of a ten year old girl. He was also certain that it was her friends putting ideas into her head that she was not ready to confront.

"I do, Stacy. I think you are very pretty. Your hair is so lovely and you have beautiful eyes."

Stacy beamed but her smile dropped just as quickly. "If I'm pretty, then why doesn't Carter Shepherd like me back?"

Kurt's heart went out to her. To handle unrequited crushes at her age could not be easy. "Sweetie, no matter how perfect a person is doesn't guarantee that everyone will like them. Think of Quinn; she's beautiful beyond belief and so smart and talented. Yet not every guy or girl in school has a crush on her. If the world worked like that, I wouldn't be dating your brother."

Stacy nodded, seeming to understand. "But Kurtie, you're beautiful too!"

Kurt grinned at the compliment. "Well, thank you, Stacy. Anyway, if Carter Shepherd doesn't see how flawless you are now, then why would you want to date him? I had a crush on this boy once and he didn't feel the same way. He was gay, he just saw me as a friend. But if we were to date, he still wouldn't see me in that way. And Carter is not worth your time, honey. You're an Evans. You're destined for greater things than Carter Shepherd."

Stacy was smiling so much that a tear had rolled down her soft cheek. She hugged Kurt tightly and excused herself. "I need to go and call Kimmy, I need to tell her that my boyfriend's brother is my new favourite person!" She squealed, almost knocking over her brothers in her haste to get up the stairs.

"What's she up to?" Sam asked curiously.

"Oh, you know, idolising yours truly."

"It seems like that's an Evans thing. My mother wants you to run her Gardening Club and my father can't stop speaking about how well put together you are," Sam lowered his voice. "If only he could see you when you're falling apart under my touch."

Kurt was appalled. "You honestly just wished that your dad would walk in on us? You are gross, Samuel Evans."

Sam realised what he had said and blushed. "No. Not at all. Anyway, I came to tell you that Stevie got a little preoccupied when gathering his cars and he is now totally investing in a video game. You're off the hook for kid brother duty."

Kurt tilted his head. "They're lovely children. Stacy has that twinkle in her eye that you do. It's eerie, actually."

Sam hummed. "Well, from what I gathered from Stacy, she's about ready to announce you as her fairy godfather and her own personal mentor."

Kurt sighed. "Finally, I have a protégé."

Sam frowned. "What about that freshman boy who tries to be you?"

"I meant a protégé who shows potential. Roland is too desperate and has no sense of direction. Plus, his name is Roland."

Sam chuckled and embraced his boyfriend, glad that his entire family appreciated Kurt like he did.


Author's Note: I know the end is very abrupt, but I knew that this would get really long otherwise and I wanted to wrap it up there. These are only supposed to be quite short like just over 1000 words is acceptable. Anyway, as always, PROMPTS ARE VERY WELCOME! If you have a desired Hevans moment festering in your AU mind, prompt it. If there's something you wished happened in canon between the two as a couple, prompt it. PROMPT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! xoxo