I just want to say something before we begin. I hate this chapter. It sucks, it went wrong from the start and i think you can all see that. Anyway, I knew i just had to get kyu in there. If it hadnt been in this way, it would have been something else, so live with it.
Peace out.
~x~
Naruto lay his head back on Sasuke's shoulder, smiling at the three babies rest on his knees in some bizarre horse shoe shaped cushion that Sakura had found. Sasuke had one arm wrapped around him, the other supporting Sora. "Sasuke?"
"Hm?"
"When are we going back?" He felt Sasuke smirked. He didn't need to see his face to know he was.
"So eager?"
"Not really." He mumbled, suddenly feeling bad. "I just…I just have a really bad feeling about this."
"About what?"
"It just feels like something really bad is going to happen." Sasuke nodded.
"I will inform Kabuto and he will gather our things. We will leave as soon as we are prepared."
"Good." Naruto grinned up at him. The door opened, and Sakura stuck her head in.
"Naruto, you have a visitor." Naruto nodded, and Sasuke slid out from behind him, laying Sora reluctantly beside her brothers. Once he was hidden in the corner, Naruto nodded to the medic, who withdrew her head. A few seconds later he was his by a flying ball of Temari. She hugged him tightly.
"Oh my god! Don't scare me like that!" She scolded, drawing back and putting her hands on her hips.
"Sorry."
"It's not me you should be apologising to. Gaara has been going crazy!" Naruto bit his lip and looked up guiltily. Temari grinned and sat down next to him. "Still, it's all okay. Aren't you going to introduce me?" Naruto pushed himself up and grinned.
"Yeah! Temari, this is Akira." He pointed to the largest of the four, who had a tuft of black hair and very nearly black eyes. "He cries a lot. This is Ryu." Dark eyes looked up at them, podgy arms waving in the air. He was totally bald, and oddly lacked eyebrows. "And Riku." The only one of the three that was asleep was also bald. "And this is Sora." Curious blue eyes inspected them, as if she was trying to memorise every single contour of their faces. "She's really quiet." Temari was silent for a second.
"They're so cute." She finally whispered.
"I know." He grinned at her. Akira, Ryu, Riku, Sora, meet auntie Temari." Temari grinned round at him. "You and Sakura are officially her aunties." He grinned.
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Pein smirked. He might just do this himself. "Konan." The woman looked up from watching the little paper frogs she had made attack each other.
"Yeah?"
"Have you read this?" Her eyebrows raised and he smirked. Of course she hadn't. "It seems a rather interesting occurrence has happened in Konoha."
"What?" Her one word answers annoyed most, but he was used to it.
"It seems a jinkurri has reproduced." She raised her eyebrows.
"Infertile?" He vaguely translated that as 'I thought they were born infertile?'
"It seems they can carry children, but cannot father them."
"Oh."
"I believe these oddities require some observation, and, should they require it, extermination." She smirked. "Are you ready to leave?" She held up a hand with five fingers splayed.
"Five." She confirmed, scooping up the fighting frogs and leaving the room. Pein smirked down at the report. Oh this was going to be fun.
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Sasuke heard the scream and was moving before he had registered the odd quality of the scream. He knew Sakura and Naruto were deciding on dates for him to return with the babies. He had decided not to partake in the debate, lest he be accused of trying to keep Naruto away from Konoha. The odd thing about the scream was that there had only been one. He burst into the bedroom he and Naruto shared with their babies only to find…nothing. The room was totally empty. The sound of someone hyperventilating caught his ears, and he looked round at the cupboards, hearing someone whispering. "Oh god, help me. Please help me." He walked to the wood door and ripped it open. Sakura fell out, grabbing onto him with a sob. He raised an eyebrow.
"Are you claustrophobic?" She didn't answer. "Where is Naruto?" Her head snapped up, and she looked around.
"No!" She screamed, looking around in panic.
"What happened?"
"No!" She screamed again, diving over the bed and looking down. "Naruto!" She vanished over the edge. For Sasuke this was going beyond surreal. Suddenly the pink head reappeared, looking around. "Akira? Ryu? Riku? Sora?" Her voice grew progressively louder until she was yelling.
"Haruno are you drunk?"
"They're gone!"
"Who?"
"Oh my god! Sasuke you have to catch them!"
"What?"
"They took them?"
"I want to say where, but it seems like baiting you."
"Don't make jokes you idiot! The Akatsuki! They took them?"
"At the risk of another round of riddles, what?"
"The babies! They took the babies!" The smirk dropped from his face.
"Which way?"
"East." Sasuke leapt out of the window, barely glimpsing the unconscious Naruto before he was racing towards the east. He had to get there. How dare they take his children? He had caught sight of them already, leisurely jumping over the roof tops. He could hear Akira screaming his head off from where he was, and figured the two smaller cried came from Ryu and Riku. The woman turned back, looking at him. He saw her say something to the other man, and they both stopped. Sasuke sped up, thinking they wanted to say something, but the pair vanished.
"No!" He yelled, running to the spot where they had vanished. "No…" He breathed, looking around.
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Naruto groaned. His head was killing him. "So they just vanished?" A voice floated to him.
"Yes." Sasuke's furious voice confirmed. "I've been sent out people already."
"So have we, and Suna probably will when they get the news." Naruto opened his eyes, looking towards the closed door. There was a silence for a while. "We're gonna find them."
"You'd better." The door was opened, and Sasuke strode in. "Naruto." He said when he noticed Naruto watching him.
"What happened?" His voice sounded awful, like he had just swallowed nails.
"Our children are missing." Naruto's eyes widened.
"Soften the blow much." Sakura growled, shoving him aside.
"Who took them?"
"The Akatsuki kidnapped them." Naruto felt his eyes filling with tears. Sasuke walked over, sliding his arms around him. Naruto clung onto him, looking up with the tears now falling.
"We have to-Ah!" He yelled out in pain, letting go and grabbing his head. He recognised this feeling. He had only ever had it once before, and that had not ended well.
"Naruto?" Sasuke asked, frowning.
"Get away!" He yelled, scrambling up and running to the other side of the room. Sakura had jumped around, looking at Naruto in shock. "Stay back!" He crouched to the floor, holding his head.
'No!' He internally screamed. 'Stop it!' He received no reply, but the pounding continued. 'Please don't!'
"NO!" He screamed aloud.
"Naruto?!" Sasuke was running towards him as the pain peaked, and the blonde fell to the floor, unconscious.
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Sasuke caught him as he tipped forwards, lifting the blonde up and placing him on the bed. Sakura had rushed over, and began trying to check him over for what was wrong, but every time the green chakra went near Narutos body, a flash of red pushed her hands away. Sasuke looked up at her questioningly. "He won't let me." She said in disbelief.
"Why not?"
"How should I know?" Sakura snapped. They both jumped back in surprise when Naruto sat up.
"Naruto?" Sasuke asked, cursing his voice for its terror.
"No." The blonde smirked in a most unNaruto like way. "Not anymore." He opened his eyes, looking at Sasuke. The sound leader let out a gasp at the burning red eyes with their slitted pupils.
"What did you do with Naruto?" Sasuke gasped, grabbing Sakura's arms and pulling her behind him.
"We merely swapped roles for a little while."
"You…the Kyuubi!" Sakura gasped, hands clutching at his arms. Sasuke growled in anger. That damn fox had done something to his Naruto. He had caused him pain. He would pay. The Kyuubi grinned, showing Naruto's now pointed teeth.
"Been saving that little trick for a while."
"Where is Naruto?"
"In my head."
"Why are you doing this?" Sakura asked, frowning.
"Now now Pinky, no need for hostilities. I want the same thing you all want."
"What would that be?"
"To find my kits, of course."
"You're kits?" Sasuke hissed.
"Uh, I really don't think this is the time for paternity tribunal idiot. Bring it up when you sue whoever cut your hair." Kyuubi snapped. "But for now we, meaning you, me and Pinky, are going to find the kits."
"What?"
"Meet me at the gates in five minutes." A terrifying grin, one that Sasuke hoped never to see on his blondes face again, lit his face. "We're going hunting!" Naruto, a.k.a Kyuubi, vanished in a flash of fire. The pair stood still for a second, until Sasuke spoke his mind for the first time since he was two years old.
"My day has far surpassed surreal by this point."
Now you get to choose what is happening to our favourite four babies! Also, the next chap is gonna have the reformed team 7 finding the Akatsuki:
1) Testing! ~ Kyuubi got some genes in there! (4 this one, include the name of the baby you want to have Kyuubi genes)
2) Testing! ~ Side effects galore!
3) Possible hurt to da babbies!
