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'Naruto' thinking
Naruto the voice in Sasuke's head talking
Chapter 12 ; Escaping, pimping, stripping and fishing.
A steady dripping could be heard somewhere in the distance, just as he was coming back to the land of the living Sasuke heard.
"Wow, Sasuke's a big boy !" urge to kill Sai rising.
"Where the fuck am I !" asked Sasuke, from what he could see he was tied to a chair naked.
The fan girls caught you again, you kind of suck
'You shut up, its not like you helped, stupid fuckin' voice' responded Sasuke tuning out Sai commenting about him being bigger than Naruto, but that not being hard, in favour of arguing with the voice in his head.
"How come you don't insult me ?" asked Sasuke, the voice having pointed it out.
"Oh, I have a fetish for dark haired men !" Said the smiling Sai.
Okay, after we escape we're getting the locks checked.
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"So Itachi, what do we have to get for the wedding thingy ?" asked Suigetsu as they strolled down the main street of Konoha. Tsunade hadn't noticed Itachi bring back an S-class missing ninja and forget Sasuke.
Though she did tell them that Kakashi had seen Gai getting beat up my Anko, muttered something about making a better world for his child and was now running around the village calling himself Sharingan-Man.
They had seen him a few times jumping from building to building in Red spandex with a Sharingan wheel on the chest, saving kittens from evil trees or beating the almighty shit out of an eight year old who had been bullying a seven year old.
"Lets see Smiley, booze, strippers, a will in case I anger one of the women, po-" recited Itachi from his list until he was cut off.
"What kind of wedding are you planning ?" asked 'Smiley'.
"We're planning the Bachelor parties Smiley, the wedding's the women's job." Said Itachi, amazed he had to explain.
"What if they made you where pink or something ?" Asked Suigetsu causing Itachi to stop and look at his reflection in a shop mirror.
"I'd still look like sex-on-legs !" stated Itachi, checking himself out.
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( Akatsuki )
It had been Sasuke's first time to see it. That time of month for Itachi, yep you guessed it.
It was the time of month when Itachi ran out of shampoo.
The door was blown off it's hinges as Itachi stormed in, a towel haphazardly tied around his waist, beads of water dripping and slipping down his firm chest to the few pubic hairs showing over his towel, some steam rising off his body from the katon he'd just used.
"I'm out of Shampoo !" came out as a cross between a growl and shout.
"No your not, I got some yesterday." Claimed Deidara.
"Show me !" Itachi obviously wasn't thinking right now.
"Wait Itachi-" Sasuke was thinking but was cut off.
"Shut up little brother, this concerns shampoo, lead the way Blonde Devil." Roared Itachi. Kisame giggled, and then Sasuke knew, this had happened before.
A couple of minutes later Sasuke heard,
"Now, where ?" then
"Wait what are you doing ?" and then
"DEAR SWEET HATE, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME !" then silence.
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( Konoha's )
Sasuke had just managed to gnaw through his bindings when Sai stood up casually from his chair, the one he was supposed to be tied to and asked,
"We going now ?" while completely naked with his hands on his hips. Urge to kill Sai skyrocketing.
We could hypnotise him into changing into you then give him to Sakura, I hear she's a dominatrix now.
'Brilliant ! um.. voicey' Uchiha's where bad with names.
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Itachi and Suigetsu had both made wills and gotten a lot of alcohol, but still had yet to find any strippers, and Itachi had found asking random hot women to strip for him wasn't very healthy.
That's when the recently rescued Neji showed up with the proclamation that,
"Haishi has sent me to" he gave a loud shudder "give Sasuke the night of his life."
Itachi looked him up and down and asked "Can you learn the Sexy Jutsu before next Friday ?" quite calmly.
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( Akatsuki's )
Kisame had just began his Akatsuki swordsmen meeting, A.k.a. crazy rambling, when Itachi came in to tell him the news.
"Fishy man, where going fishing !" while turning the room upside down searching for his Akatsuki cloak, Deidara had stolen it again.
"What, why ?" asked a slightly scared Kisame.
"To catch the six tails, it lives in a lake. By the way Kisame, which do you prefer ham or chicken ?" asked Itachi casually kicking over a couch to look beneath it.
"Why ?" Kisame was still a little out of it from hearing the F-word.
"For bait !"
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Deidara and Sasuke were at Kakashi's apartment for the party that day, which was quite interesting Sasuke had given the copy-nin a strip tease because he had been teasing the Uchiha.
But that was before the fan girls crashed the party.
It was about mid afternoon while Itachi and Suigetsu where teaching Neji the 'art' of striping when the fan girls arrived.
The fan girls had been quite busy by now, they had Sasuke and Sai running from them nude, Deidara and Sasuke running from them in leather pants, Akatsuki cloaks with the front open and wearing bow ties and the infamous Kakashi Hatake on the run.
And that's he story of how eight powerful shinobi ran like little girls, from little girls.
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Eh I don't think this chapter turned out to well. Anyhow I'm making it my goal to get 15 reviews, so please review.
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