Harry, Hermione and Neville were going to Hagrid's hut to get stoned when they were stopped by some of the Weasley horde.

"Are you…" Gred began.

"…going to get stoned?" Forge finished.

"Yep, you want to join us?" Harry asked them. The Weasleys agreed and the group left the castle. Hagrid's hut had smoke billowing out the chimney. Harry hoped the smoke was from Hagrid's weed. Neville knocked on the door and Hagrid opened it.

"Hello 'Arry, Neville, Hermione and miscellaneous Weasley children." Hagrid said, letting them in. Hermione noticed a newspaper that mentioned a Gringotts break in but thought nothing of it, instead she was more interested in the article talking about Draco's shenanigans with a toaster. Neville interrupted her reading by passing her Hagrid's crudely made bong. They all got stoned together for the rest of the evening.

The trio were in flying class the next day. Madam Hooch had left the class unsupervised with just a warning of expulsion if they flew. Draco had decided to steal Neville's weed in what he called his first move against the wicked stoners of Hufflepuff. Harry obviously defended his friend, but mostly because Draco had his weed.

"You will thank me for my valiant actions one day Potter. You won't be able to find this sinful substance in the forbidden forest!" Draco exclaimed as he yeeted the weed as far as he could. Harry was extremely stoned, so he was able to shoot off on his broom and catch the weed before it was lost to the forest.

The Hufflepuff students cheered loudly.

Harry returned Neville's weed and was about to roll another joint when he was interrupted by Professor Sprout. Harry wasn't worried about being expelled as Sprout would understand his intentions. He was led down to the dungeons where she got Cedric Diggory, the third year Hufflepuff he got stoned with a couple of nights ago.

After a short conversation with him, Harry was telling Neville and Hermione the story of how he became the backup seeker for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. The trio got high in celebration. Somehow Dumbledore got involved during the night and gave them 42,000 points for Hufflepuff.