Me: Welcome ba-
Barry: (climbing the railing of the boat) Hey guys you left me at the studio.
Me: Barry how did you get here. And we left you for a reason.
Barry: Sub!
May: Nice, any can we finally move right into the questions.
Paul: (Sighing) And Dares.
Me: Ok well our first person to come on the show is MidnightheartXxX.
Midnight: Hi everyone.
Everyone: *groans* Hello.
Midnight: Misty you want mean.
Misty: I never said that.
Me: Actually you did. (Plays a mini movie of every time Misty called Midnight mean.)
Misty: Ok I am sorry. *laughs nervously*
Midnight: Too late. I am giving you all the bug pokemon in the world. (Pulls lever and bug pokemon fall on top of Misty)
Misty: I am never apologizing to you ever again! (Runs around the boat trying to get the pokemon off her)
Max: Ok that one was defiantly a little mean.
Midnight: Watch it kid.
Max: Ok.
Midnight: James, are you and Jessie going to get married?
James: Actually yes.
Midnight: When? (Raises an eyebrow.)
Me: This chapter.
James and Jessie: What!
Midnight: Thank you for your time.
Me: Midnightheart please return to the studio and wait for us there.
Barry: WHY?
Me: Because she won the last contest and her prize is at the studio and I am not telling any of you what it is. Ok so next we have a dare from oh, Ultima-Owner.
Paul: Oh no.
Me: Oh yes. Ultima-Owner: "I dare Paul to drink 5 oz of shut up juice."
Paul: Is there even such a thing?
Me: Yes I will tell you what it is after you drink it.
May: That's not fair.
Me: No it is fair, because if I say what it is, he will chicken out.
Paul: I am not a quitter. (Rips jug from narrators hands and chugs the bottle soon to realize how hot his mouth has become.)
Brock: I think he is having an allergic reaction. I mean look how big his lips are getting.
Paul: Is there hot sauce in this?
Me: *Nods*
Paul: Someone get me a adrenaline shot. I am deathly allergic.
Everyone: *laughs* (While the medics take care of Paul.)
Ash: I don't think we will see him the rest of this chapter. (wipes the tears away)
Me: Ok next is from Dilbert 007. Dilbert 007: "I dare Dawn to make May jealous by sloppily kissing a picture of Paul."
Butch: That is just disgusting.
Cassidy: Where do people come up with these dares? I like them.
Dawn: Ok. (grabs picture and starts making out with it)
Meowth: I tink I'm going to be sick.
Jessie and James: Agreed.
Me: Ok that's enough. (rips picture away) Gross you left some droll on it. (Throws it over bored.
Ash: Anything for Brock?
Me: I don't know I haven't gotten that far. Dilbert007: "Gary do a bizarre gesture with a sandwich." This is going to be good.
(Gary takes a sandwich and begins)
Gary: Sandwich, oh Sandwich, where art thou my Sandwich? (stuffs it down his throat)
*Crickets Chirping*
Max: Awkward.
Me: Dilbert 007: "James marry Jessie for eternity AND Jessiebelle has to watch."
James: WHAT!
Me: You heard me. Professor Ivy bring her in.
(Jessiebelle walks in wearing a brides dress.)
Jessiebelle: I can't believe I finally get married.
Me: Jessie bell you are wrong James and Jessie are getting married.
Jessiebelle: You forgot the belle.
Me: No I didn't. (Pointing at Jessie.)
Jessiebelle: What that tra…
Me: Language!
Brock: I love weddings.
Me: We need a keeper of the peace.
Max: I'll do it.
Me: Sorry Max, but I brought a priest since Jessie told me she was a catholic.
Max: Oh! (sitting down upset.)
Priest: Do you James take Jessie to be your loftily wedded wife, through sickness and in health, for better or for worse, until you both shall live?
James: I do!
Priest: And do you Jessie take James to be your loftily wedded husband, through sickness and in health, for better or for worse, until you both shall live?
Jessie: I do.
Priest: If there is a reason these two should not be wed speak now or for ever hold your peace.
Jessiebelle: I don't agree.
May: Someone shut her up!
Me: I'm on it. (pushes her of the boat)
Priest: Anyone else. No? You may now kiss the bride.
(James and Jessie kiss.)
Meowth: That was easier then I thought.
Me: Thank you father. (Priest leaves) Jessie, James please sit. Dilbert 007: "Brock what is your favorite Girl-based anime."
Brock: Oh I don't have one. *shock from the ring.*
Me: You were saying.
Brock: Fine, Powerpuff girls.
Me: That's not an anime.
Brock: Actually it is. Google it.
(Google's Is Powerpuff Girls an anime)
Me: Ok maybe you were right. Magam45: "I dare Max to run around next chapter screaming I love my sister and Barry you must be tied to Dawn the next two chapters."
Max: Why not now?
Me: (Points to the docks.) Because we ran out of time. Next time we have Twinleaffan coming in to share the dares I didn't say this chapter but she WILL be saying them next chapter. And Dilbert 007 has a very good dare. Plus MidnightHeartXxX has her prize from being the contest winner.
