Me: Welcome ba-

Barry: (climbing the railing of the boat) Hey guys you left me at the studio.

Me: Barry how did you get here. And we left you for a reason.

Barry: Sub!

May: Nice, any can we finally move right into the questions.

Paul: (Sighing) And Dares.

Me: Ok well our first person to come on the show is MidnightheartXxX.

Midnight: Hi everyone.

Everyone: *groans* Hello.

Midnight: Misty you want mean.

Misty: I never said that.

Me: Actually you did. (Plays a mini movie of every time Misty called Midnight mean.)

Misty: Ok I am sorry. *laughs nervously*

Midnight: Too late. I am giving you all the bug pokemon in the world. (Pulls lever and bug pokemon fall on top of Misty)

Misty: I am never apologizing to you ever again! (Runs around the boat trying to get the pokemon off her)

Max: Ok that one was defiantly a little mean.

Midnight: Watch it kid.

Max: Ok.

Midnight: James, are you and Jessie going to get married?

James: Actually yes.

Midnight: When? (Raises an eyebrow.)

Me: This chapter.

James and Jessie: What!

Midnight: Thank you for your time.

Me: Midnightheart please return to the studio and wait for us there.

Barry: WHY?

Me: Because she won the last contest and her prize is at the studio and I am not telling any of you what it is. Ok so next we have a dare from oh, Ultima-Owner.

Paul: Oh no.

Me: Oh yes. Ultima-Owner: "I dare Paul to drink 5 oz of shut up juice."

Paul: Is there even such a thing?

Me: Yes I will tell you what it is after you drink it.

May: That's not fair.

Me: No it is fair, because if I say what it is, he will chicken out.

Paul: I am not a quitter. (Rips jug from narrators hands and chugs the bottle soon to realize how hot his mouth has become.)

Brock: I think he is having an allergic reaction. I mean look how big his lips are getting.

Paul: Is there hot sauce in this?

Me: *Nods*

Paul: Someone get me a adrenaline shot. I am deathly allergic.

Everyone: *laughs* (While the medics take care of Paul.)

Ash: I don't think we will see him the rest of this chapter. (wipes the tears away)

Me: Ok next is from Dilbert 007. Dilbert 007: "I dare Dawn to make May jealous by sloppily kissing a picture of Paul."

Butch: That is just disgusting.

Cassidy: Where do people come up with these dares? I like them.

Dawn: Ok. (grabs picture and starts making out with it)

Meowth: I tink I'm going to be sick.

Jessie and James: Agreed.

Me: Ok that's enough. (rips picture away) Gross you left some droll on it. (Throws it over bored.

Ash: Anything for Brock?

Me: I don't know I haven't gotten that far. Dilbert007: "Gary do a bizarre gesture with a sandwich." This is going to be good.

(Gary takes a sandwich and begins)

Gary: Sandwich, oh Sandwich, where art thou my Sandwich? (stuffs it down his throat)

*Crickets Chirping*

Max: Awkward.

Me: Dilbert 007: "James marry Jessie for eternity AND Jessiebelle has to watch."

James: WHAT!

Me: You heard me. Professor Ivy bring her in.

(Jessiebelle walks in wearing a brides dress.)

Jessiebelle: I can't believe I finally get married.

Me: Jessie bell you are wrong James and Jessie are getting married.

Jessiebelle: You forgot the belle.

Me: No I didn't. (Pointing at Jessie.)

Jessiebelle: What that tra…

Me: Language!

Brock: I love weddings.

Me: We need a keeper of the peace.

Max: I'll do it.

Me: Sorry Max, but I brought a priest since Jessie told me she was a catholic.

Max: Oh! (sitting down upset.)

Priest: Do you James take Jessie to be your loftily wedded wife, through sickness and in health, for better or for worse, until you both shall live?

James: I do!

Priest: And do you Jessie take James to be your loftily wedded husband, through sickness and in health, for better or for worse, until you both shall live?

Jessie: I do.

Priest: If there is a reason these two should not be wed speak now or for ever hold your peace.

Jessiebelle: I don't agree.

May: Someone shut her up!

Me: I'm on it. (pushes her of the boat)

Priest: Anyone else. No? You may now kiss the bride.

(James and Jessie kiss.)

Meowth: That was easier then I thought.

Me: Thank you father. (Priest leaves) Jessie, James please sit. Dilbert 007: "Brock what is your favorite Girl-based anime."

Brock: Oh I don't have one. *shock from the ring.*

Me: You were saying.

Brock: Fine, Powerpuff girls.

Me: That's not an anime.

Brock: Actually it is. Google it.

(Google's Is Powerpuff Girls an anime)

Me: Ok maybe you were right. Magam45: "I dare Max to run around next chapter screaming I love my sister and Barry you must be tied to Dawn the next two chapters."

Max: Why not now?

Me: (Points to the docks.) Because we ran out of time. Next time we have Twinleaffan coming in to share the dares I didn't say this chapter but she WILL be saying them next chapter. And Dilbert 007 has a very good dare. Plus MidnightHeartXxX has her prize from being the contest winner.