Bonus Chapter!
"I know it was real, I just know it!" Beth slammed her locker shut and slung her bag over her shoulder. It had been months since she had went to Oz and met scarecrow, tinman, and lion. Everyone else had assured her that it was nothing more than a dream brought on by her being knocked unconscious by a piece of debris from the tornado. "Melina, I know it was real."
Melina shrugged and pulled her dark hair into a pony tail.
"Why don't you just knock yourself out and find out?" Melina suggested with a little smirk on her face.
"I can't just knock myself out."
"I can do it for you." Melina suggested.
"What?" Beth turned to Melina just in time to see a fist flying at her face…and the locker room spun until everything went black.
"Not again!" Randy poked Beth with the toe of his buckled shoe. He shook his head. "Wake up!"
"Huh?" Beth woke up to see a Munchkin Randy Orton bending over her. His face was twisted into a scowl yet he looked so cute in his red shorts with suspenders, striped socks, and buckled shoes. He held a giant lollipop over his shoulder.
"Wow, hi Randy. So…it was real. I knew it was." Beth said picking herself up. "Wow, you have a really big lollipop Randy. I never noticed before." She said eying it.
"Oh yeah, I do." Randy smirked. "Wanna lick?"
"Perverted Humpkin." A familiar voice said from behind her. Beth turned to see Ric wearing a pink suit with tails and a pink tiara.
"Muchkin you idiot, Munchkin!" Randy corrected desperately.
"Humpkin, Pumpkin, Fuckin'…whatever." Ric rolled his eyes, waved his wand, and turned Randy into a possum with striped socks.
"Do you do that often?" Beth asked watching Ric's wand intently. "You know…you have a pretty big wand don't you?"
"Oh yeah I do baby, woooo! Wanna lick?" Ric asked wiggling his eyebrows.
"Men." Beth rolled her eyes.
"Sorry, bad joke. Do you want to see your friends?"
Beth clapped her hands together excitedly.
"Yeah, I want to! By the way…why did you lose the dress?" Beth asked as she followed Ric.
"It was too itchy." Ric said. "Come on and step into my bubble."
A pink broomstick appeared in front of Beth and Ric. The broomstick had black speakers that vibrated with loud bass and big silver spinners.
"Wow, what happened to the bubble you used to use?" Beth asked stepping in.
"Bubbles are so 1930's." Ric said. "Broomsticks are all the rage now. So are some t.v. shows from your place…like 'Sex in Emerald City', 'Survivor Haunted Forest', 'CSI Munchkinland', and 'Pimp My Broomstick'. So I pimped my broomstick like that show, cuz I'm Ric Flair and I'm pimp-a-licious. Now climb on my stick ho and we'll go for a ride."
"Climb on your stick?" Beth giggled.
"Wooo!"
Beth and Ric hopped onto the broomstick and flew to Ric's house which was the Bitches old castle.
"I just had to buy it." Ric gushed. "I put it on 'Flip My Castle' to get it redone and it looks fabulous!"
Ric took Beth into the castle and showed her around.
"So…where are my friends?" Beth asked.
"Oh…well…I got tired of them. Kane was always setting everything on fire after he got his flamethrower repaired so I turned him into a toaster."
"A toaster!" Beth shrieked. She walked over to Ric's marble countertop where she saw a shiny toaster. "Kane…is that you?"
"Don't worry, he still gets me back. He always burns my toast." Ric shook his fist at Kane the toaster.
"Well what about Noble?"
"Oh. The lion's in the den."
Beth followed Ric to the den and shrieked. On the floor was a rainbow rug that looked a lot like Noble lion flattened out by a steamroller.
"What did poor lion ever do to you!" Beth shouted and slapped Ric.
"Well, I like mirrors so I can always look at myself and see how hot I was. Lion kept roaring so loud all my mirrors would shatter so I turned him into a rug. It matches wonderfully and he doesn't make a peep."
Beth stooped down and pet the poor lion's mane.
"Don't tell me you did something to Cena too?" Beth stood up again and looked around the room to see if she could spot anything that might have formerly been Cena the scarecrow.
"He got on my nerves too. He was always making out with Shawn. I turned him into a beanbag chair."
Beth slumped onto the couch feeling sad.
"What about Shawn?"
"Oh, Shawn, come here Shawn!"
Shawn came running into the room happily and wrapped his arms around Ric.
"He's just too cute!" Beth gushed.
"I know…he is too cute. I think I need to turn him into something else too."
"No Ric, don't!"
Ric waved his wand and POOF!
"Well…he's certainly not cute anymore." Beth said licking her lips.
"Sexy!" Ric said practically drooling.
Ric had turned Shawn into a scantily clad pole dancer, complete with pole. Ric waved his wand again and music played "Pour Some Sugar On Me". Shawn grinded against the pole and danced seductively on the pole as the song thumped out.
"Ah." Said Beth as she leaned back on the couch and watched the show hungrily. "There's no place like Oz!"
