I don't own Danny Phantom or any of the characters in this. They are doing a life sentence to their original owners. The staff of the Jerry Springer show are doing a life sentence to their themselves.

(AN: Please note this is not a part of the actual story but a remake of a chapter with a different outcome.)

Now enjoy Remake segment one of Danny Phantom meets Jerry Springer.

Hi welcome to the show. Our guests today say they have some skeletons in their closet. Please meet Skulker. Skulker today said he is having some relationship issues." Jerry explained.

"That is right Jerry I have been dating my girlfriend of about 3 years, however I came here to tell her I have been cheating on her with someone else." Skulker explained causing a few oh's and a set of eyes to glare a hole in his head even though he didn't know it.

In the Audience

"Danny you need to hold her back because Kitty looks like she wants to go nuclear here." Johnny said looking at the rage Kitty was releasing.

"Let me go I will kill him for what he has done!" Kitty hissed going ballistic.

"You know what? Danny sorry about this but this is the only way she might calm down." Poindexter said as he grabbed Kitty, and placed her on his lap.

"Even if I am here I am still going to kill that Son of a *****! He has no right to do that to…"

On Stage

"Ok everyone let's bring her out, here is Ember!" Jerry said causing a whirlwind of flames to appear and within seconds Ember's being came out of the flames. "Hi Ember welcome to the show. So tell me how long have you and Skulker been dating." Jerry asked in his usual tone.

"Three years Jerry, we have been together for 3 years." Ember said in a tone that suggested something wasn't right.

"You sound a bit unhappy why is that?" Jerry asked with concern.

"Somethings could be better, that is why. But then again that is normal with any relationship you are in." Ember said trying to look on the bright side.

"She seems like a wonderful woman Skulker, go on tell her what you want to tell her." Jerry said causing Skulker to speak up.

"Ember I am going to be blunt. I have been cheating on you for a year, and I came here today to tell you that I am dumping you." Skulker said causing Ember's neon green eyes to glow bright red.

"You don't Dump Ember Mclain! I am the one who does the dumping not you!" Ember hissed causing Skulker to be unfazed.

"Oh get off your high horse Ember! Besides you had this coming! You always mocked me saying I was a horrible hunter, and never appreciating me for me, so I went and found someone who does!" Skulker said causing a sadistic smile to form on Ember's face.

'Oh that is it! you play with an ember, you will get burned.' Ember thought to herself in a vindictive tone.

Ok everyone let's bring him out let meet Skulker lover!" Jerry said causing Skulker's lover to come out.

In the Audience

"Let me go Danny, I will kill them both for what they did to Ember!" Kitty hissed as Danny held onto her while she was squirming to break free of Danny grip while on his lap.

"It isn't that part of the segment yet Kitty. I will let you go when it goes that far. Right now let's just wait." Danny said causing Dani to glare at Kitty.

"Why is she in my seat for?" Dani asked causing Kitty angry expression to become a smirk.

"Poindexter put me here and you know what? I while I am actually still pissed I am happy with this seat." Kitty explained actually smiling.

"But on another note that is just wrong. I always thought that person was interested in me." Desiree said watching the show while munching on popcorn.

On stage

"Welcome to the show. What was it that attracted you to Skulker?" Jerry asked causing Skulker's lover to speak.

"What else? The entire package he has. He is everything I want in a lover. He is more machine than man. I can't believe I was so high-strung on that man hater who dissed me for a nerd!" Technus said just before he started French kissing Skulker.

Upon looking at this Ember body went supernova and an explosion of orange flames rose due to her anger. Lucky for Jerry and everyone else Danny used his intangibility power at the last minute to protect the set and everyone from Ember's anger. Within seconds the fight bell went off, and Ember sent several streams of attacks at the lovers only for Skulker to put a counter shield up which not only blocked her attacks but reflected it back at her with twice the force. Upon seeing this Skulker smiled.

"You see that Jerry? Skulker has it all, and that counter shield he used is one of the greatest uses of technology! Just seeing that happen is making my **** become hard!" Technus explained

"Steve don't even think about it. I never attacked Ember. She tried attacking me, and I defend myself. She got hit with her own attack." Skulker said causing Steve to keep calm.

Ember on the other hand still had her sadistic smile on her face that screamed revenge. Upon doing this Ember spoke up.

"You think he is perfect? Pfft, if his technology was so good as well as hunting skills, why can't he find the TV remote when we were dating?" Ember asked causing the audience to laugh. "I mean seriously he can make a counter shield that repels attacks perfectly, but he can find the TV remote. But that isn't the worst of it. In the bedroom he leaves a lot and I mean a lot to be desired. Even guys with a 1 inch dick has even more than him. The guy has no dick whatsoever." Ember said causing Skulker to glare at her.

"You *****!" Skulker said before turned on a speed boost and went to work on Ember.

Steve at this point was about to interfere when Technus used his powers to trap Steve in a box of technology keeping him from moving.

"No way I am letting you stop this! That ***** had it coming!" Technus said only for the doorbell to ring.

"Oh it seems someone is here let's bring them out!" Jerry said causing a now furious Kitty to make her appearance."

"SKULKER! YOU *** IS MINE!" Kitty hissed as she went in and kicked Skulker in the face knocking his head off.

In the Audience

"Skulker could make a shield that counters Ember's attacks, but he couldn't counter Kitty's simple kick?" Desiree said laughing at the scene.

"He really is a lousy hunter he couldn't avoid that one." Poindexter said while his wife sat on his lap.

"Since Kitty is on stage I am taking Kitty's seat. She moves her feet she loses her seat." Dani said as she took Kitty's seat and sat on Danny's lap.

"Dani, what are you doing?" Danny asked before he let out a moan.

"I am giving you a lap dance what else? Besides I need to make sure I can turn you on with my tactics." Dani explained only for Desiree to smile.

"Poindexter honey you don't mind if I teach her a few of my tricks do you?" Desiree said now interested.

"Go ahead dear. Danny, you should consider what you are going to get from my wife a blessing. As for you Dani watch carefully as you will learn a lot from my wife." Poindexter said as Desiree changed her talk into a pair of legs, placed her more than Ample ass on Danny's lap, and began giving him a lap dance for Dani and everyone else around to see.

On stage

Upon seeing this Kitty grabbed the real Skulker, and while Ember who was in pretty bad shape used her fire to melt Skulker's armor into a pile of molten scrap.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just banish your *** right here and now!" Kitty hissed causing Technus to see red.

"You destroyed my lover's technological body! I will make you suffer for that!" Technus said as he brought his powers up only for Kitty to banish him with her banishing kiss causing Steve to be free from his confinement.

One second later Kitty brought Technus back only for Steve to go to work on Technus.

"Steve! Steve! Steve!" The audience chantedwhile Steve beat the stuffing out of both Technus and Skulker causing Ember to smile.

"You know what Mr. No dick? I can't believe I even wasted any of my emotions on you! I know I am a hot, and I can do way better than you! In fact I see better right in front of me." Ember said pointing out in the audience causing everyone to chant.

"Yeah Ember! Ember! Ember! Ember!" The audience chanted causing Ember's flaming hair to rise.

"That is right everyone say my name! just like I will have Baby pop over..."

"Ding dong!" A doorbell went cutting off Ember's thoughts.

"Looks like we have someone else here! Let's bring them out!" Jerry said as the last person anyone would expect came out on stage.

The moment said person came out the first thing they did was wrap their arms around Ember then began a one sided make out session with her. Without wasting a thought said person began to slip their tongue in Ember's mouth while moving their arms down to grope her butt. The shock of said actions wore off very quickly, and Ember decided to mirror said persons actions and placed her hands on her kissers ample ass while her ponytail rose 20 feet in the air from said kiss.

In the Audience

"What the... oh god... heck? Why is she... oh man that feels good... up there? Oh god I never knew... Poindexter you are a lucky bastard... that was possible!" Danny said failing to suppress to moans of pleasure due to Desiree's lap dance.

"Beats me, but maybe she is here to join in on the battle." Dani said while munching on pop corn. "Desiree that is enough! I learned enough tricks from you and you are married to Poindexter! If I didn't know any better I would say you were trying to steal Danny for yourself!" Dani hissed causing Desiree to smirk.

"I was a harem girl before I died, and while I was alive I learned a ton of tricks to bring a man to his knees. But seriously if I was that kind of woman, I could have stolen Danny a long time ago." Desiree said with a sexy smirk on her face.

"Honey, could I get some of that pleasure?" Poindexter said trying to get his wife back.

"No because I got something far better than a lap dance for you darling." Desiree said winking while rubbing her husband's crotch.

On stage

Kitty gasped in astonishment while Ember held surprise in her eyes when Jazz out of impulse started kissing Ember in front of everyone. However, as the kiss went on Ember began to kiss back.

"You no good *****! You have the nerve to get mad at me for cheating, and you were doing the same thing you hypocritical *****!" Skulker screamed only for Jazz to fire an ectoranium beam at the real Skulker causing him severe pain.

"Ember was never cheating on you! I came here the moment I saw what was going on so I could confess my feelings to Ember! I been having these feeling for her for a while but choose not to because she was dating you!" Jazz explained causing the audience to aww.

"Ok it is nearing the time for me to end the segment. So Ember you and Skulker are over now aren't you?" Jerry asked causing Ember to nod.

"It is done between the two of us Jerry. Besides I got better right beside me, and while I do like Baby pop's sister." Ember said causing Jazz to smile.

In the Audience

"No way Jazz actually had the hot's for Ember? We talk about a lot of stuff, and she never mentioned that to me." Danny said in shock while on the break of creaming his pants.

"I am glad she came out when he did. Cause Ember was looking directly at you when she said she could do better plus like Jazz always did seen to catch me as a swinger. I am guessing she would have confess to you if Jazz didn't confess first." Dani explained.

"Dude you really can attract them dude. First, Kitty, then Dani, and now Ember? I want some of what you have Danny so I can be a Casanova!" Johnny said without caring who heard.

"Well it is obvious that she had feelings for Jazz as well. So Danny avoided the bullet on that one." Desiree said while pushing Danny to the near break before getting off his lap. "Sorry Danny, but I can't go any further. Hope you don't mind blue balls." Desiree said earning a glare from Danny while almost everyone else laughed at him.

"Desiree that was cruel and unusual punishment. Why would you do something like that?" Poindexter asked just before Desiree sat on Poindexter's lap and began giving him a lap dance.

"While I am happily married I am still the most vindictive ghost in the ghost zone. Consider that my revenge for all the problems you caused me in the past!" Desiree said causing Danny to smile.

"Normally I am against revenge, but I got the perfect punishment for you Desiree. I wish that for the next 1,000 years whenever you do anything sexual you would suffer from blue bean!" Danny said with an evil tone causing Desiree and Dani to gasp.

"No I must obey! You will pay for this Danny!" Desiree said as she began to glow purple.

On stage

"Ok so this is how it is going to be. Technus and Skulker you two are now an item, and what you had with Ember is now over right?" Jerry asked.

"Correct. Unlike Ember Technus likes me for who I am, and doesn't care that I don't have a ****!" Skulker explained.

"Ember are you and Jazz an item now?" Jerry asked.

"Indeed we are. Now I have the perfect girlfriend and her kissing skills are already off the charts. Plus that rush I get from kissing her watermelon flavored lips… it is perfect!" Ember said smiling.

"Ok we will be back!" Jerry said in a calm tone.

Stage out

So ends the first remake of one of the original segments. This one goes out to Jim89 who suggested to me to pair Ember up with Jazz. Also for the reader knowledge this chapter had one of 3 outcomes. It was either going to be Danny/Ember, Jazz/Ember, or Danny/Jazz/Ember. Now if anyone has a chapter they want to see remade along with ideas for extra segments (Extra segments, and remakes are two different things) Post them in your reviews. As I stated before the only rule is that they are crack pairings. The next chapter will be an actual segment to the original story which has 4 more segments before the questions from the audience part. R and R people.