Reviews make my story look really good, so keep it up please! I've noticed that these introductions have been too crap. So I'm gonna try to… not do anything. Anyway, we're getting to the end. I've got another idea for the next story but it's not about Charlie. It's completely different. Then again, I also have another idea that DOES include Charlie. Oh, we'll see…

Nate looked at that gay fuck with hate.

Ken was packing the sniper rifle in a purple designer bag. And he'd killed Sully. And that sucked. So it was time for him to die.

Nate made to run before Charlie appeared at his side. He looked at Charlie and they locked eyes.

"Let's kill him" Nate said.

Charlie nodded. "Hell yeah!"

They started running. Ken saw them coming for him and dropped his bag. He started sprinting full out as Nate and Charlie pursued in full flight, Elena's sobs echoing behind them.

Nate and Charlie had been ambushed by a Barbie doll accessory kit and were now stuck.

"In Cartagena? I haven't been here since I was a kid?" Nate said softly.

Charlie strode on ahead confidently. "Come on Nate. We're lose the bastard otherwise. The dirty merchant banker."

Nate was puzzled. "What the hell does that mean?"

Charlie turned around. "Merchant banker? Well, it means wank-"

Nate cut him off. "Do you hear that?"

Charlie cocked an ear. "No mate, you're going mental. Sorry to inform you about that. But- Wait a sec."

Nate looked behind him at the café. "Shit Charlie. RUN!"

Nate started running.

Charlie looked behind him. "Oh shit! I hate sodding ant farms!"

The spiders were back.

Nate ran for all he was worth. Charlie caught up as he slammed through a door.

Suddenly he was 14 again. And so was Charlie.

Charlie was a plum, brutal looking boy. He looked down at himself.

"What the fuck! I'm 14 again! How the?"

"Don't question it! Just run!" Nate's voice broke on the last line.

They started running… again.

Sully sat up.

"You know this hurts, right?"

Elena nodded. "You're gonna be okay Sully."

"Tell that to the hole in my chest."

Elena pointed at it. "It's… it's not there anymore."

Sully looked down. "What the hell… I'm not Wolverine. I swear I was screwed."

Elena smiled. "Maybe it was a fake bullet after all?"

Sully let go of his breath and started bleeding again. "Aw man, looks like if I breathe in my blood stays in, but otherwise I'll bleed to death. Oh, that sucks."

Elena started crying again. "Sully-"

"Look love. You're fine. I'm the one with a hole in my chest that seems to not bleed with… argh, this is stupid."

Nate tripped and the spiders fell on him.

Charlie looked back and trugged back.

"I'm coming Nate!"

But he was a bit bigger when he was young and the ground collapsed as he got close due to his weight.

Charlie went hurtling out of sight again… for the 5th time in this series.

Nate woke up again, pushing his eyes open.

He started, looking around to find himself in Elena and his apartment.

He was sitting on the sofa, the curtains closed.

"Elena?" he called out tentatively.

"Coming!" Came the reply.

He looked around again. Flashback. Better this than spider attacks though.

Elena came through from the kitchen holding a plate of cookies.

"No doughnuts?" Nate asked.

Elena smiled. "You helped me make these." She walked forward and put them on the coffee table, before sitting on Nate's lap. "You might as well appreciate them."

Nate smiled. "Yeah?"

Elena mimicked his voice. "Yeah" before going back to her normal voice. "I spent a while on them after you ruined them, so you best appreciate them!"

"You just said that."

Elena moved closer. "Oh, aren't we observant."

She pushed back and took a cookie off the plate and put one in his mouth.

He took it out. "Don't try to kill me with cookies. I didn't survive all that crap to get killed by my fiancée."

She smirked. "There are worse ways to die."

Nate smiled. "I can think of one."

Elena smiled. "Don't you go and get horny on me. Remember, you promised. No sex before the wedding night."

Nate groaned. "That's no fun." He wrapped his arms around her waist.

The door knocked. Elena laughed and cried out. "Help, my fiancé about to take liberties with me!"

Sully knocked the door off its hinges. "Where's the creep!"

Elena stared at the ruins of their door and wished she'd kept quiet.

Sully laughed.

"Yeah, that was funny."

Elena pulled him up. "We need to get you to hospital."

"And abandon Nate?"

Elena stopped. "No, but… we need to save you."

Sully looked at Elena. "I'll be fine."

Elena stomped her foot. "No! You won't! You're holding in your blood! It won't last! We need to save you, Nate and Charlie! And we fucking can't!"

Sully took her arms. "Hey, I'm a fictional character. I'll survive."

Elena looked up at him. "I don't know what to do."

Sully led her away. "Then let me decide."

Nate was trudging along the pathway with Charlie.

Turns out it had all been an illusion. And it had gone well. Well, beside Charlie arguing with his fake copy in the water room, but whatever.

Charlie hid in cover and peeked around the corner.

"There they are."

Nate hid too and spotted Ken and Kate hoisting up the special edition of John Grisham's 'The Appeal'.

"A book? All this to get a book?" Nate hissed.

Charlie nodded. "Yup mate. It's a good one."

Nate looked at Charlie. "You can read?"

Charlie shook his head. "Kindle."

Nate nodded. That made sense.

Charlie looked around and squeaked.

Nate looked around to see two flame headed agents making their way over.

"Ah, shit. As if it couldn't get worse."

Charlie wet his pants next to Nate. Nate wanted to follow suit.

They approached like animals, before raising their guns.

"Don't!" Charlie coughed.

They looked at each other. "Is this idiot the Chosen One?"

The other answered. "Well I don't know do I?"

"He looks pretty stupid."

The other looked at Charlie. "Are you our commanding guy?"

Charlie cleared his throat. "Sure."

Sully ran up to Ken and Kate.

"STOP THIS!"

Kate looked around happily. "Sullydunks!"

Elena looked at Sully. "Sullydunks, huh?"

"Shut up." Sully muttered. He approached them. "Look guys, let's cut this, eh? Forget it. No Barbie kits of supreme power or whatever."

Elena gagged. "They're after a Barbie kit!"

Sully turned around and said seriously. "Special edition."

Elena rolled her eyes. "That makes it all better then!"

Sully nodded to see a gun in his face. Ken held it steadily.

Kate ran up and took his arm. "Ken, drop it."

He didn't though. Sully nodded. "Follow your mother kid." He said it in a jokey way. But Kate's eyes widened.

"How do you know?"

Sully smiled. Then his face fell. "What?"

Kate looked horrified. "You don't know?"

Sully shook his head.

Kate ran up. "Oh, Victor, It wasn't my fault-"

"Ay up there!"

They all turned to see Charlie striding into view, carrying a loaded M9, 15 smokeless guardians at his back.

Ken aimed his gun and fired but the guardian he aimed at absorbed the bullet and shot a fiery dart at him. His gun was thrown from his hand as he clutched it in pain.

Charlie grinned. "That's more like it."

"How are you controlling them?" Ken cried.

Nate appeared behind him. "Hell if I know."

Elena smiled happily before running up to him. Nate hugged her. Ken ignored this and continued to stare at Charlie.

"What the hell."

Charlie nodded. "Right, I'm done. Go destroy this place guys."

One approached. "But this is our home."

Charlie shrugged. "Get a new one."

They complied and started hurling fireballs at the structure.

Charlie grin died. "What a second…"

"You fool!" Ken shouted. "You'll kill us all!"

"Oh shit." Charlie looked around. "Run!"

He sprinted for the tower lift. Nate and Elena rushed after him.

Sully pulled level with Nate. Nate looked at him.

"You're alive!"

Sully nodded. "Not without effort."

Nate was about to ask but Elena beat him there. "He's holding his blood in."

Nate nodded. "Yeah, 'cause that's normal."

"Nothing's normal about this kid. Trust me." Sully wheezed.

Nate could only agree.

They ran up the stairs.

"Come on you unfit bastards!" Charlie shouted. "You're losers, getting tired!"

Charlie jumped 8 steps and kept going. Sully looked at him with hate.

"I hope he trips and dies." He muttered. Elena agreed slightly. He was annoying. Nate didn't give a damn. He was too tired and he felt like a big pile of American crap.

Charlie got to the top. "Come on you losers! You're mental! I think you should all go-"

Charlie cried out in pain as his a crimson explosion came out of his arm. Nate went pale and hurried up the stairs, Elena in front. Sully shrugged. He had been annoying.

Nate reached the top to see Ken Talbot over Charlie.

"Now you die. Finally!" He raised his gun. Nate rushed forward.

The floor tipped as Kate came in. Nate was thrown down with Ken. Elena jumped backwards to avoid it. Sully reached the stairs and dove for Nate, hitting the floor and causing his blood to leak. Nate tried to reach and failed. He hit the pit of quicksand, Ken beside him.

They both struggled over to the other side. Nate reached the edge and pulled himself up. Ken reached into his handbag and pulled out his sand shoes. He reached under the sand and put them on. He ran across the sand easily. Nate faced him. Ken blew him a kiss, throwing Nate off guard.

Ken attacked suddenly, hitting Nate in the stomach and tripping him up.

Elena watched from above. She tried to look for a way down but couldn't see anything. She let out a groan of despair. She needed to get down!

Then she was grabbed by Kate. She felt an umbrella fit under her chin and begin to choke her. What was it with these people and old English stuff as weaponry?

She pushed back, reverse headbutting Kate. She slipped off, not being a fighter.

"Girl on girl, huh?" Elena said turning, sizing Kate up. This was going to be easy. Kate dropped the umbrella and drew a knife. Oh crap…

Charlie jumped in the way. Kate paused before stabbing forward.

Sully was in the corner, trying to stand up again from his flying leap.

Elena tried to edge around Charlie but he prevented her, protecting her.

Charlie dodged a swing, and another. He ducked under another, but Kate kicked him in the stomach. Charlie was pushed back into the wall.

"But you're a granny! How did you do-" He yelped as she dove in with the knife. Charlie did all he could:

He raised his arm.

The knife stabbed into it. Charlie didn't seem to feel it, or his bullet wound. He tugged the knife away. Kate stumbled and he grabbed her, throwing her down the pit.

Nate was getting owned by Ken. It hurt. He blocked a kick and tried to jab back, but Ken caught it, and twisted him around. Why did he always beat him at fist fighting?

Nate spent most of his time getting the shit kicked out of him by this guy.

Kate went flying into the pit. Ken turned and forgot Nate. He ran forwards and leaped by it reaching for her hand.

Sully looked over with Elena and Charlie.

"Ay up! I killed the bitch!"

Nate shrugged. Prophecies do come true.

"Come on kid!" Sully shouted down.

Kate looked around at his voice. "Victor! Help me!"

Sully shook his head. "Not sure…"

"Victor, I have to tell you!"

Sully shook his head again. "Huh?"

"Ken's your… your son."

Nate looked up. Charlie hit Sully's shoulder.

"You're a daddy! Congrats mate!"

Sully was pale. "You sure?"

Kate gasped. "There was only you."

"No infertile insemination or whatever?"

"No."

Sully digested this. He addressed Ken. "See ya kid!"

Ken looked at both of them. "No… No… no no no. That's impossible! NO!" He sunk to his knees.

Sully called down. "Yeah, I'm not chuffed either. You're gay!"

"Little help?" Kate called, sinking down.

Sully looked at her. "See ya Kate! And you, Kenneth Sullivan."

Sully junior was crying. Elena could feel his pain. Sully as your dad was pretty bad.

Kate made one final word. "Victor, save me."

Sully frowned. "Why?"

"I'm carrying your son!"

Sully blanched. "Another! At your age!"

"Yes! Save us."

Sully shook his head again. "Whoa!"

Elena held his arm. "Save your son Sully!" She knew she would if she got pregnant.

Sully looked at her, then Kate. "Leave the bitch!" He sprinted away, Charlie after him, screaming about lollies.

Elena looked at him. "Come on Nate!"

Nate jumped up and grabbed her arm. She hugged her. "Come on!"

"Yeah, you needed to tell me." She felt guilty leaving Kate and Ken but they were evil.

Ken watched Kate sink under the sand, her final word. "Victor."

He looked up at where his father was retreating. He set his face. He was going to die and he would be the one to do it.

Elena, Sully Nate and the impeccable witch-killing Charlie ran off.

They made their way all around the map with one of those cheesy map travels like in Indiana Jones which does not actually look too bad but you get the idea.

Charlie made ran past a base with pillars on all four sides, attached to nothing and leaped up to the bit above. Nate boosted Elena up and made his way up too. Sully ran next and jumped. He was tackled mid air by Ken. They both went rolling to the ground together. Sully pushed Ken off, but wrapped his legs around his leg and started to choke him.

"What's your deal son?" Sully choked.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Ken screamed.

"Right, so you don't like me. Is this about Kate-"

"Don't say her name!" He shouted.

Sully was getting choked. Great, going to die at the hands of my gay son. This sounds like one hell of a crap story.

Then the writer broke the ground off. Nate had been about to jump back, but he didn't fancy it now.

Sully got loose of Ken and jumped up. Ken jumped up too, squaring him.

'Everybody dance now' came on.

"Oh shit. I'm going to die to an old 70s song!" Sully wailed.

Ken started dancing to the music.

"Here is the dome back with the bass"

Ken kicked Sully in the stomach, and when Sully went down he upper cut him. Sully stumbled.

"The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time"

Ken swung around a kick, which Sully ducked. Ken did a straight kick, knocking Sully over.

"Jump to the rhythm, jump jump, to the rhythm"

Ken jumped on Sully again and again.

Elena covered her eyes. "This is terrible."

Charlie was bobbing along. "He's kicking his arse with style!"

"Come on and grab a girl"

Ken grabbed Sully.

"Don't wait to make the twirl"

He swung Sully into a pillar.

"Hands in the air"

Ken brung Sully's arms up.

"Come on say yeah"

Ken kicked Sully into the pillar again.

"Left to right"

Sully blocked the left and got hit by the right.

"SWEAT!"

Ken pumped his hips. Sully tried to punch and Ken dodged and pumped Sully to the edge.

Sully fell off the edge. The music continued as Ken came over him.

"Go on daddy. Climb up." He raised his foot.

Charlie hip bashed him off the edge. The music cut as Ken's head hit a rock and burst into mush.

Charlie picked Sully up and threw him to the next level. He then jumped the growing gap and climbed up.

Nate supported Sully.

"What did you just do back there?" Elena cried.

Charlie grinned. "Just hit the beat."

Sully groaned at the pun.

Nate was happy and all that everyone was cool and alive but how were they going to get out?

Elena pointed. "Look, a convenient escape route, which shows that the writer just wanted a quick, no where near as good an ending as the dramatic, extremely funny one at the end of U2!"

Charlie smiled. "I cried when you nearly died."

Elena smiled.

"And I loved the clown joke. HA! Nate's scared off clowns."

Nate growled. "I wonder why" he said, looking at Charlie.

"Come on my friends! We will escape in a horse ride out which is kinda lame!"

Nate shrugged. Sure, why not.

They all regrouped and looked over at the city.

Sully sighed. "My ending was no where near as good as your." He said, indicating Nate and Elena. "You got razor humour and emotion and I get a silly gay horseman."

Nate nodded.

Elena spoke. "Sorry Sully. I always felt as if you were the third wheel. Me and Nate have the humour and you are just the old guy."

Sully nodded. "That's me. Victor Sullivan, The Third Wheel."

Nate looked at Elena, looking beautiful on her horse.

"Turned out okay."

Elena looked at him. "No treasure, no ring, no nothing. Is that good." Her blue/grey eyes teased him.

Nate nodded. "I go my true treasure. You. I don't need anything else."

Elena smiled and took his hand. He leant across and hugged her.

After all that all I'm getting are crappy hugs, she thought.

Nate pulled away. "Still, hate to leave empty handed."

"I somehow managed to get some treasure!" Sully shouted.

Nate grinned. "'Course you did, you old scoundrel."

Elena smirked. "Was that an affectionate word?"

Nate smiled. "I guess it was."

He leaned in to kiss her.

"MARLOWE!"

Nate and Elena jerked up.

Sully was laughing on the saddle. "Ha! Just fulfilling my role as kiss breaker."

Elena laughed. Nate scowled.

"Thank god he was not in Yemen."

"Heard that" Sully said.

Elena looked out over the sand.

Charlie came beside them. Nate grasped his shoulder. "Nice job, Chosen one!"

Charlie nodded.

Elena looked at him. "What's wrong Charlie?"

Charlie looked at them.

"I know no one give a damn, but how the hell are we getting out of the desert? And where's Chloe?"

Elena looked at Nate who looked at Sully.

"Err…"

They looked at each other.

Nate smiled shyly. "Scene transition?"

And let's wait for the next chapter, which will be the last. Please review this and my other stories! BTW, IMO, U2 had a way better ending between Elena and Nate. The airport bit was cool, but the Iram escape was just lazy and I wanted a kiss between Nate and Elena. Hell, more screentime for Elena, full stop.