Hey you all it's me again and I cannawt believe I have 23 reviews. I never thought my story would be so great *wiping tear from eye*. Also, I'm looking at the Snooki song (a parody about Jerseylicious). Here's chapter 11.
"Be careful," said Emmalie to Rosalie. She was getting the Italian flag painted on her hands and toes.
"I don't see why you want to go as Snooki."
"Because she's my favorite character, and I already did my hair in the poof," she patted her hair. She was wearing red skinny jeans and a shirt with the Italian flag on it.
"Also, I want to look better than everyone at the party,"
Emmalie and Etana were going to a costume party as Snooki. Their pale skin had suddenly changed to a honey tan and their eyes had pretty grey contacts. They looked prettier than Snooki.
"Okay," said Rosalie screwing on the top to the nail polish.
"Thanks, Auntie,"
"Lemme see," said Seth.
Emmalie limped over to him. She sat next to him and lifted up her foot.
"Awwww, it's cute, I like the little toe ring,"
"Thank you," said Rosalie.
"Mine's already dried," said Etana. She was wearing a short sleeved red and white striped sweater, white skinny jeans, and black Converse All Stars.
"Good for you but when mine's dry I'll look even better," she said limping up the stairs after Etana.
"Um, how could you let your daughters go to a costume party as Snooki Polizzi?" I asked.
"Well, they said they wanted to go as Snooki, I said why not. Emmett didn't mind either. They look up to her."
"That's like putting Kim Kardashian in office," I said.
"Someone agrees with me," said Rosalie.
"Are you telling me how to raise my daughters?"
I wasn't sure if he knew how to raise them, but it wasn't my place to judge so I said nothing.
"Hey, guys, have you heard that song by the Situation? Isn't it terrible?"
"Yeah. It doesn't even make sense. But he is hot." said Seth.
I looked at Edward and mouthed thank you.
"Screw the Situation. That song was bad and they know it." said Emmett. He was obviously jealous about what Seth thought about the Situation.
"Awwwww, you're jealous."
"Uh, yeah, you know how I am with the competition. You. Are. Mine."
"Baby, you know I love you. You don't have any competition."
"Well, let me assure that," he picked up Seth.
"Emmett, Emmett, put me down, Emmett!"
Emmett kept walking up the stairs.
"Those two are sooo weird." said Quil.
"Totally." said Jasper.
"Wow." I said.
"Those two are odd."
"Seriously. But it's not like we're any better."
"True." said Edward.
"Auntie," said Emmalie as she was walking down the stairs.
Rosalie stood.
"We're ready." Emmalie had on her shoes.
"Don't you look cute?"
"Thanks," she spun around. "Doesn't my poof look ah-mazing?"
"Very ah-mazing." I said.
"Thanks," he beautiful smile grew wider. I see why Sam imprinted on her. They're a perfect match.
"Auntie we're ready to go,"
"Okay," said Rosalie. She went to find her keys.
"Seth's not taking you?"
"No. We'd like to look regular in front of our friends. And besides, Emmett's too busy getting' it in to do it."
"Ready." said Rosalie.
"Toe-dally." said Etana.
Rosalie walked down the stairs and Emmalie started singing.
"Wake up in the morning, gonna find a Guido, a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy who might look good in a Speedo, before I leave tease, my hair with the poof in the back, most importantly I gotta bronze my face with shellac, I'm talking grab a pickle for the road, road, get into the Jersey mode, mode, get the poof it's own area code, code, little Italian flags on my toes, toes, got my signature Guidette pose, pose, maybe I won't socked in the nose, nose, let's score in Jersey Shore, ouch my hair's caught in the door, be as tan as I can, so that I can steal your man, when I walk down the block, all their heads will turn in shock, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's score in Jersey Shore, ouch my hair's caught in the door, be as tan as I can, so that I can steal your man, when I walk down the block, all their heads will turn in shock, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"
She sung with Etana following her out the door.
"Okay, I have just come to the realization that Seth's kids are just as weird as him." said Quil.
"No comment." said Edward.
For once, I didn't have a comment either.
Okay, I got the lyrics from the parody I was listening to I hope you all liked. Please, feel free to enjoy and review.
