12

Jack was kissing Ianto's throat, his tongue licking between nips as Ianto moaned softly, the children's laughter heard in the distance as they played in the dying light of the day and wee Lin was asleep in a huddle of babies that were all shapes and colours, Byrd alternating between playing and heading over to check her private harem. Also wondering if she might want another one day, Luc did purr when happy. Cute that.

"Jack" Ianto sighed, his dick lazily rubbing against Jack's thigh as they kissed and enjoyed a moment of nekid wrestling.

Then there was a scream and Ianto froze, "Was that Rhia?"

"Fuck" Jack sighed as Ianto slithered out of the bed and snatched up the fur coat, stomping out to roar into the twilight that someone was gonna lose their fucking dick if it was in the wrong place. Jack grinned as he grabbed for his coat and raced out to watch Ianto move though the people like fucking royalty, Luc's people looking at the handsome young man with shock as he snarled openly at them and he found Luc going head to head with the man who had challenged for Rhia on the first day, this time he was standing with just a loin cloth as his grossly hairy body glistened with the pig fat from the grill.

"What the hell is going on!" Ianto demanded as he came to a halt and they swung to face him, Luc immediately stepping back in respect as the other one stepped forward to challenge.

"I want her, I will have her!" he sneered, turning back to Luc, "We will battle and I will win. The numbers are back from the wars, you won her, she is yours for me to take."

"She is not a fucking cow!" Luc roared into his face as he swung and they exchanged more blows as Ianto stepped back and looked for help, then the hairy bastard swung with a small axe snatched form a convenient family member striking Luc in the side of the head and he fell gracefully at Rhia's feet as she screamed and fell to her knees.

Ianto roared as he launched himself at the fat fuck and they flew back into the mud pit left from the pig wrestling. Ianto clamped his teeth onto the fucker's earlobe and the fucker screamed with shock as he tried desperately to evade the pain.

Ianto straddled him now, the fur coat that had flown off as Ianto had leapt was now in Jack's hands as he watched his now naked mate pummel the man like a thing possessed, his screams more like a yodel.

"Shit, he's gonna kill him" Owen said softly as he skirted around to stand by Jack, "He is so pissed."

"We were playing slap n' tickle so he's a bit….er…..excitable" Jack grimaced as a crack told them a nose had just been broken.

"Ouch" Owen snorted.

Luc came around and looked over to see Ianto struggling, his bark making Ianto look over at him and the fucker saw his chance, flinging Ianto back and rising to his hands and knees with a roar "I kill you!"

The axe that had felled Luc lay in the mud and Luc struggled up with it now in his possession, swinging at his cousin without a second thought as he now moved to protect his family member, his brother the Taddette.

The fat fuck grunted with surprise as he fell in the mud, his scalp split open and several elders started making a strange whooping noise that had Luc turning to face them, "He was no challenge, only an annoyance. My brother here and I put him down!"

Ianto rose to stand and the mud was dripping off him as he glowered at them, looking more like one of them than the one still howling in the muck. Ianto looked like some fucking god standing there, his dick half erect and his mouth open panting.

"Won" an elderly lady said pointing at Luc, "He won. He is the champion of this all."

"Agreed" her companion nodded, his old hands clutching at his cane, "Yes. All challenges are now closed, we have decided. Luc has his mate. He won!"

Everyone cheered as Ianto flopped against Jack and then he sighed, "Jack? Am I naked?"

"No love, the mud is great like a body suit. Honest"

Ianto looked at him and rolled his eyes as Jack sniggered, "OK, maybe that lovely dick shows that their 'size is everything 'motto works for me."

Ianto looked down and shrugged, then turned to stalk up to the house as a woman stepped in close to Jack, "Share?"

"Sorry sweetling, no" Jack told her kindly, "that one is all mine and I am greedy."

"Fair enough" she smiled, "I would be too. Nice."

"Plump arse, eh?"

"Plump all" she laughed and Jack kissed her gently, then followed Ianto for a shower and some more slap n tickle.

Winners walking here folks.