A/N: Here's another chapter with utter nonsense. :)


ZO: Aido, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR SKIN SO SILKY SMOOTH!.

ALP:…

Zero:…

Aido:…

ZO: TELL ME!.

Aido:…..I buy facial cream….from lush.

ALP:…..what?.

ZO: Anyhoo I'm baking some cupcakes!.

Zero: I'll help…

ZO: Okay! *Hands Zero his frilly apron*.

ALP: Tis the night before Christmas.

Aido:….It's June.

ZO: IDIOT. *Continues whisking cake mix*.

Zero: *Getting baking tray and cake cases*.

ALP: Zero! You have cake mix on your face…

ZO: *Licks it off*.

Aido: O.O.

ZO: Yummy! Um Zero you can help scoop the cake mix into the cases.

Zero: Hmph *Scoops cake mix*.

Aido: Can we help?.

ZO: Yeah, ALP make the icing, Aido make the decorations…..IT HAS TO BE RAINBOW ICING!.

Aido: Yay!.

ALP: *Carefully decorating the cupcakes when Aido hugs her from behind*.

Aido: Hey baby…..

ALP: AARRGGHH! RAPE! *Spins around and uses the icing gun to cover Aido in icing, then throwing edible cake sparkles aswell, leaving him as one sticky mess*.

ZO: STOP WASTING IT! CLEAN IT UP NOW WENCH!.

Aido: *Evil grin*.

Alp: *Blush* .

Aido: *Seductive whisper* Clean me up ALP…

ZO: Your not licking it off him….wash it off…

*PING!*

ZO: Ooh! The cupcakes are ready!.

Zero: *Takes baking tray out of the oven*

ZO: *Hugs Zero* My lovely house boyfriend! .

Zero:…..

Aido: *Drags ALP into a bedroom* What she doesn't know wont hurt her….

ALP:….I….er….

Aido: *Whispers* Lick me clean…

ALP: *Licks lips and moves in*.

ZO: *Bursts in the room* THERE READY! Zero decorated them, there so pre-GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BEDROOM!.

ALP and Aido: *Covered Waist down by duvet*

Aido: *Secretly moves ALP's hand down into his pants* Why?.

ALP: *Blushes*.

ZO: Why is ALP BRIGHT RED?.

Aido: No reason, She's just not well…*Moves her hand to stroke his crotch*.

Zero: Get out already….

ALP and Aido: *Shuffle out of the room, with duvet still wrapped around them*.

ZO: I'LL HAVE THAT! *Snatches duvet from them* HOLY SHIZZLE PRAWNS PUT SOME GOD DAMNED PANTS ON AIDO! *Covers eyes*.

Alp: *Tries to sneak out the room*.

ZO: CUPCAKES! *Runs out the room*.


A/N: So this went from 3 chapters to 12...

I like lush and cupcakes...

B-Chan