A/N: Here's another chapter with utter nonsense. :)
ZO: Aido, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! WHAT DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR SKIN SO SILKY SMOOTH!.
ALP:…
Zero:…
Aido:…
ZO: TELL ME!.
Aido:…..I buy facial cream….from lush.
ALP:…..what?.
ZO: Anyhoo I'm baking some cupcakes!.
Zero: I'll help…
ZO: Okay! *Hands Zero his frilly apron*.
ALP: Tis the night before Christmas.
Aido:….It's June.
ZO: IDIOT. *Continues whisking cake mix*.
Zero: *Getting baking tray and cake cases*.
ALP: Zero! You have cake mix on your face…
ZO: *Licks it off*.
Aido: O.O.
ZO: Yummy! Um Zero you can help scoop the cake mix into the cases.
Zero: Hmph *Scoops cake mix*.
Aido: Can we help?.
ZO: Yeah, ALP make the icing, Aido make the decorations…..IT HAS TO BE RAINBOW ICING!.
Aido: Yay!.
ALP: *Carefully decorating the cupcakes when Aido hugs her from behind*.
Aido: Hey baby…..
ALP: AARRGGHH! RAPE! *Spins around and uses the icing gun to cover Aido in icing, then throwing edible cake sparkles aswell, leaving him as one sticky mess*.
ZO: STOP WASTING IT! CLEAN IT UP NOW WENCH!.
Aido: *Evil grin*.
Alp: *Blush* .
Aido: *Seductive whisper* Clean me up ALP…
ZO: Your not licking it off him….wash it off…
*PING!*
ZO: Ooh! The cupcakes are ready!.
Zero: *Takes baking tray out of the oven*
ZO: *Hugs Zero* My lovely house boyfriend! .
Zero:…..
Aido: *Drags ALP into a bedroom* What she doesn't know wont hurt her….
ALP:….I….er….
Aido: *Whispers* Lick me clean…
ALP: *Licks lips and moves in*.
ZO: *Bursts in the room* THERE READY! Zero decorated them, there so pre-GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BEDROOM!.
ALP and Aido: *Covered Waist down by duvet*
Aido: *Secretly moves ALP's hand down into his pants* Why?.
ALP: *Blushes*.
ZO: Why is ALP BRIGHT RED?.
Aido: No reason, She's just not well…*Moves her hand to stroke his crotch*.
Zero: Get out already….
ALP and Aido: *Shuffle out of the room, with duvet still wrapped around them*.
ZO: I'LL HAVE THAT! *Snatches duvet from them* HOLY SHIZZLE PRAWNS PUT SOME GOD DAMNED PANTS ON AIDO! *Covers eyes*.
Alp: *Tries to sneak out the room*.
ZO: CUPCAKES! *Runs out the room*.
A/N: So this went from 3 chapters to 12...
I like lush and cupcakes...
B-Chan
