It had been three days since the little half naked chocolate incident in Kyd's room and he's still terrified of her! He still couldn't believe she basically broke into his room, searched all his belongings, saw him in nothing but a towl and then threatened to kill him! All over some CHOCOLATE! After she left his room, only one thought went through his head.
'Alien queen bitch be crazy!' He thought as he frantically began getting dressed. Ever since then he'd leave his door unlock since he knew she could easily break it off whenever she wanted to. The woman was like a bulldozer with boobs and was crazier than Slade! SLADE!
Though as much as she scared him shitless, it was that very quality about her that made her more...alluring. He liked a girl who could basically shove her foot so far deep up your ass that she'd be able to kick the back of your teeth out for just looking at her thr wrong way. Hey, every guy has their own tastes right?
At the moment, at about 21:00, he was meditating in his room, sitting in the centre of a black pentagram while surrounded by candles, he took a deep breath and began focusing on nothing but his breathing. He needed to relax his mind and push aside these thoughts of the crazy alien hotty. At least for now anyway. He needed to meditate in order to perfect his skills otherwise his father would never leave him alone. He growled when the image of his father flashed in head. The last thing he needed was that egotistical maniac throwing that 'you'll never be strong enough' crap in his face. Who needs that! It wasn't until he heard a small explosion in his room that he realised that he was letting his emotions get the better of him. He opened his eyes to see what he blew up this time. He looked to his left and saw it was one of his old statues thay he took with him when he left his home. He had brought many trinkets with him when he left. Stone statues, some spell books, demonic powder, the usual item really. It was a small stone behemoth that looked like it was about to devour it prey. He sighed as he looked at the mess he had created.
'Damn, that was my favourite statue.'
He closed his eyes and began to give meditating another shot. He needed to calm his mind before he blew up SeeMore's helmet. He smiled deviously at the idea. That would be pretty funny actually. Pushing his thoughts of anger and humour aside, he closed his eyes and began to concentrate. Unfortunately he didn't get very far. Just as he began to levitate, he was interrupted by loud 'BOOM!' coming from the living room followed by a shout of rage. He groaned in annoyance.
'Sounds like SeeMore pissed of Blackfire again. I better go see what he did this time.' And with that, he stood up made his way down to the living room.
Lately, SeeMore had been trying to teach Blackfire as much as he could about the normal earth habits and activities such as cooking, video games and magazines. It usually never ended well. One time she ended up blowing up the microwave trying to make popcorn. She also destroyed the tv when she lost to SeeMore in video games. Sure they just stole new ones but it was HIM who had to do it. The guy has better things to do ya know. Don't get him wrong, he liked that his best friend and his crush were getting along (more or less) but did it always have to result in something blowing up? That was HIS job!
As he walked into the living room he was surprised to find a suspicious lack of fire and smoke. All he saw was an angry Blackfire glaring at the TV as the words 'P1 wins!' across the screen while SeeMore waw doing what looked like a victory dance. Either that or he REALLY needed to pee.
'What the fuck is going on in here? Who blew up what and why wasn't I invited?!' He asked as he moved closer to the two. Seriously, if they're going to cause property damage, the least they could do is invite him. After all, he has to do SOMETHING with those sticks of dynamite under his bed!
"No explosion here Kyd. Just some alien princess ASS KICKING!" Yelled SeeMore as his continued his little dance. Kyd raised an eyebrow and turned to Blackfire and noticed that she looked like she was about to blow (and not in a fun way) and slowly backed away.
"You just got lucky! I demand a rematch right now!"
SeeMore stopped his dance and address Blackfire with a cocky smirk on his face. "You wanna lose again? Alright, you're on!" He said as he took a seat next to her and picked up the controller while she did the same.
'Can someone please tell me what's going on here? Are we blowing something up or not?' Said Kyd with his arms folded across his chest.
"Super smash bros man! What else? Loser has to clean the kitchen for the rest of the week and you KNOW I ain't gonna do it without putting up a fight. HA! TAKE THAT!" Said SeeMore as he squirmed in his seat while smashing buttons like crazy (you know, like you do).
"You won't get away with that! There is no way in GLORKNOG that I am cleaning THAT mess!"
'Mess? What me-oh...' He 'said' as he turned to look through the kitchen entrance. It looked like a war went on in there and both side lost! The was smoke coming from the oven and the microwave, grime all over the floor and for a second he thought he saw something moving in there.
He looked back at the two gamers who seemed to have forgotten he was there then back at the kitchen. He sighed and decided that this was getting a little too chaotic even for him. At this rate he'd never get to relax nor will he get sleep tonight. He then decided that maybe pulling some pranks in the city would help him relax before these two destroyed the base. And with that, he teleported the heck out of there.
*somewhere in jump city*
Kye was lazily floating around the city looking for his next victim. So far he let loose all the animals in a few pet stores, the town statue and pinched a girls ass then teleported out of sight before she turned around to see who did it. When she didn't see anyone she ran away screaming. He smirked at the memory. Oh how he loved that prank.
His thoughts were interrupted however when he heard a rather loud commotion not too far from his current location. He just floated in place for a moment, deciding whether or not he should see what was going on. After a minute or so, he decided to check it out. After all he didn't have anything better to do at the moment.
After following the sounds of mayhem, he was lead to a rather strange sight. Among turned cars and other signs of mayhem was Starfire fighting...was that Doctor Light? He moved a little closer to get a better look. What shocked him most was that the heroin was alone. Her team mates weren't anywhere to be seen.
'Weird... I thought those circus monkeys went everywhere together. Oh well, I'm already here so I might as well enjoy the show.' He thought as he took a sitting position in the air. A smirk spread across his face. This was gonna be good.
Meanwhile Starfire was having a hard time taking this guy down. She mearly been on her usual nightly patrol when she spotted him robbing the jump city bank. She called her team for backup but they simply told her to keep him busy until they arrived. They had been sending blasts at each other for about 15 minutes now. Where the glork was her team?!
"Friends, please hurry. I really need some assistance!"
"We're on our way Starfire. Just hang in there."
She growled and put her communicator back in it's place (I have NO idea where the heck they keep those things) and continued dodging energy blasts.
"Calling for help is fertile! By the time your team mates arrive you'll have already fallen at the hands of Doctor Light!" He said as he continued throwing energy blasts at her.
From his little view point, kyd shook his head and sighed. This guy had a bigger ego than the Control Freak. What kind of name was 'Doctor Light' anyway? More like Doctor 'I have very low esteem and a really stupid beard'. Then again that seems a little lengthy. How about beard face. 'Yeah, that's a better. Doctor beard face. Hehehe.'
He was brought out of he's thoughts of funny names however at the sound of a yell followed by a crash. He brought his attention back to the fight and noticed Starfire lying on the ground while Doctor Beard Face was laughing in victory. It couldn't have been over that quickly could it? He decided to move in a little closer to get a better look. Big mistake.
Doctor Light halted his laughter when he noticed a floating caped silhouette out of the corner of his eye. Mistaking it for Raven, he quickly turned and sent another energy blast straight at it.
"Take this demon wench!"
To shocked to react, Kyd took the blast and was sent crashing into the ground. Doctor Light decided move closer so he could gloat about his victory. "Thought you could sneak up on me hey Raven? But it looks like I was a bit too smart for...you?!" He reeled back in surprise when an angry looking Kyd Wykkyd slowly sat up and sent him a death glare. Oh he was gonna be thrown into a whole new world of hurt.
'Do I look like a girl with awesome boobs wearing a leotard to you?!' Kyd yelled as his eyes began to glow with malicious in intent. Nobody blasts him and mistakes him for a girl and gets away with it! NOBODY! He quickly raised his hand and sent a dark energy blast straight at him sent him flying a short distance away.
It was at this moment that Starfire began to regain consciousness and saw what had happened. At first she too thought it was Raven here to save here until she noticed the pointy ears on the top of his head. Raven didn't have pointy ears. The only person she knew with pointy ears was Kyd Wykkyd but why was he helping her? She decided to save the questions for later. As the earthlings say: 'never look a gift horse in the mouth'. Humans have such odd slang. She immediately got up and shot a green energy blast at the doctor, hoping to stop him before he caused anymore trouble.
Doctor Light didn't know what was going on. One second he's fighting Starfire and the next he's fighting Kyd Wykkyd. Could this get any stranger? At the moment he was jumping of the way of decent sized dark blasts sent by a pissed off Kyd until he saw starfire's blast heading for him too. Having no time to dodge both attacks, he quickly put up a force field. After the blasts hit and subsided he growled in annoyance and sent a rather large blast in Starfire direction.
Like a deer caught in the headlights, she found herself unable to move as the blast got closer and closer to her. Just as it was inches away from hitting her, she felt a strong pair of arms wrap themselves around her followed by a 'fwab' Sound Next thing she knew she was on top of a building a short distance away from the insane doctor while he searched for her. She looked down at the arms currently wrapped around her in a protective manner and followed them up to see Kyd Wykkyd glaring at the doctor's back. Her eyes widened. Did Kyd Wykkyd, one of the most wanted criminals in Jump city, just save her life? This must be some sort of mistake. Why would Kyd save HER life? Why was he even helping her in general? She had no clue what was going on right now. But as she sat there, in Kyd's arms, she couldn't help but notice how...comfortable she felt. It felt...nice...safe. Like nothing could hurt her at this moment. She didn't know where all this was coming from. It's like something deep within in her that had been sleeping for years has suddenly awakened with a vengeance. She sighed as she began to relax, letting the tension flow out of her body. Suddenly, much to her displeasure, Kyd let go of her and began to address her.
'Alright listen, you don't like me and I don't like you but I'm pretty sure we both hate that guy right now. So, temporary truce?' He asked as he extended his hand out to her. She stared at it for a moment then back at him. He started to grow impatient. 'Look I'm not going to hurt you. Just that guy, I swear. So are you in or not?'
She blinked and looked back at his hand. She then hesitantly grasped his larger hand in her's and shook it. She noticed that despite his rather skinny appearance he had a rather strong grip. He let go of her, much too early If you ask her, and looked back the moronic doctor.
'Alright, lets do this.' And with that being said, he quickly jumped off the building and flew towards Doctor Light. Starfire stood there for a moment before finally following him.
The Doctor was still looking for the demon half breed and the alien brat. Where the hell is they go?! Did they run away? He was about to gloat again until he heard something speak behind him.
'Metrion Azarath Umbras!' He turned around just in time to see a blast of dark energy heading straight for him. He quickly put up a force field but still pushed back slightly upon impact. When the blast subsided he put down the force field only to be punched in the face by Kyd who basically appeared out of nowhere causing him to stumble back a bit. He quickly regained his bearings and shot another energy blast at him only for it to be intercepted by starfire's blast. Kyd then appeared right in front of him and delivered a swift knee to the gut causing him to double over. Starfire then flew towards him and delivered a had punch to the face that sent him flying. After basically slamming into the ground and getting back up again a moment after, he sent a barrage of light blast at the dynamic duo (always wanted to say that).
Kyd lifted his hans in front of them and summoned his power. 'Arma Azarath Umbras!' Just then a shield of dark energy appeared in infront of him and Starfire and absorbed the attack before disappearing. He smirked at the Doctor's shocked expression and summoned his power once again.
'What do ya say we end this huh?' He asked his temporary ally as she floated beside him. "Agreed. The Doctor of Light is really starting to get on my nerves."
And with that they both sent a blast of energy and the doctor. The blasts spiraled around each other before becoming one. When the blast hit him there was a large explosion that sent him crashing through a building wall thus knocking him unconscious. Kyd teleported in front of him to get a better look and shook his head when he saw that he was unconscious.
'Well that was the lamest fight I've ever had.' He said as he began to walk away. Unfortunately he didn't get very far due to being interrupted by someone yelling 'wait!'. He stopped and turned around to see Starfire flying towards him. He sighed and folded his arms. 'What? You gonna arrest me now?'
She stopped in front of him and looked down at her boots. "Um, no. I uh..just wanted to...thank you...for saving me. I very much appreciate it." She said, hopping he didn't see her blush. She didn't know why she was suddenly so nervous. This isn't the first time she's interacted with him even though the number of times she had integrated with him was very low. Usually it was Raven or Robin who fought him so they didn't really interact that much.
Kyd raised an eyebrow at her nervousness but he simply shrugged it off thinking this must be very awkward for her. After all, she just teamed up with a super villain to stop another super villain. Shit like that doesn't happen every day you know.
'Don't mention it. No seriously, never mention this to anyone. I have a rep to protect after all.' Just then her communicator went off again.
"Star, we're close to your location. Stay where you are." Then it went off again. Kyd chuckled under his breath.
'Your friends aren't very fast are they?'
Starfire smiled at his sudden playful attitude. It was rather refreshing. "It would appear not. It was a good thing you were around. Again, thank you."
'Yeah Yeah whatever. Just don't go thinking I'm some hero now. This doesn't change anything got it?'
She nodded, her smile never leaving. It started to creep him out. Just then they heard the T-car in the distance. Starfire turned to look in the direction of the noise then turned to look back at Kyd but he was suddenly gone. She blinked and looked around, hopping he was still around but he was nowhere to be found.
"STARFIRE!" She turned and saw Robin and the others run towards her. The stopped when they saw an unconscious Doctor Light smashed through a wall and an innocent looking starfire standing not too far away from him.
"Waoh. Nice job Star! How'd ya stop him all on your own?" Exclaimed a surprised Beast Boy.
"Um... I just...uh...hit him over the head, that's all." Sue said nervously. She never was good at lying but hoped that her friends would believe her.
"And that sent him through a wall?" Asked a suspicious Raven.
"I uhh..didn't know my own strength?" She said.
"Well good work Starfire, now let's get this creep to jail." Exclaimed Robin as he handcuffed Doctor Light. As he continued doing that, Starfire looked in the direction Kyd was and couldn't help but smile.
'Perhaps there is more to him than meets the eye...'
