Okay, I'm once again sorry for the long wait. I also have some bad news. On July 4th weekend I am going away. And then from Mid July to Mid August I will be away at camp, so I will not be able to post anything for roughly 5 weeks (that's camp, not my vacation. Vacation is another weekend). I will try and come up with another chapter before I leave, but if not I'll post one as soon as I get home!

Anyhow, on a lighter note, I have decided to revisit Disney, thanks to the end of school and nonstop Disney movies (I may have to do You've Got a Friend In Me, just cuz we watched Toy story 1 and 2. Oh, the joy... actually, it's got some inappropriateness for a kid's movie! I just love catching it later on, years after I first watch it!). I am actually revisiting I'll Make A Man Out Of You, because this was the original for that song, the one I originally planned to use and I just couldn't scrap it.

Some parts were inspired by real life. I fell while doing Soulja Boy, figuring out the moves for this fic! I'll tell you which part was inspired by me. It happened just a few hours ago. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Soulja Boy, nor the dance, Twilight, I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan, General Hospital or the History Channel.


"Okay, Bella, ready?" Jacob asked as they gathered in the clearing. Bella was standing uncertainly next to Jacob, with her arms straight out for balance.

"Sure."

"Alright. First you jump up and cross your legs-" Jacob didn't get any further in his demonstration. Bella hadn't been able to complete the jump. She fell to the ground abruptly, her crash only stopped by Edward. Jacob sneered at the vampire, who was only concerned about Bella.

"What are you doing?"

"Learning the Soulja Boy dance! Edward, let go of me!" He obliged unhappily. "I'm ready. So you jump-" she actually completed the move this time- "Now what?"

"You jump out of crossing your legs." She landed, just barely. "Now, stand on one foot and bring the other behind you, tapping it slightly." Jacob showed her slowly, so she could catch the movement. He turned away for just a minute to ward off the disapproving glares from Sam (who was in wolf form). By the time he had turned back around, Bella was laying face first on the dirt.

"You're hopeless! Honestly! How can you manage a motorcycle, but not a dance?"

"I don't dance," she hissed through gritted teeth. Edward smiled and picked her up gently, setting her feet on his like at the prom. They twirled around the clearing gracefully, only earning impatient looks from Jasper. When they didn't stop after five minutes, the blonde erupted.

"Alright, do you want to win this fight or not? LINE UP NOW!" The wolves and Cullens scurried into a line, but Bella and Edward ignored him. With a sigh, he separated the couple and shoved them (Bella extremely gently, Edward not gently at all) towards the group. He forced Edward to stand among the werewolves, who gave him loathing stares. He cringed as Sam stared at him, no doubt thinking about the state in which he had left Bella.

Jasper paced up and down the line, inspecting each and every person, trying to determine how they could help in war. When his eyes set on Bella, Edward wrapped his arms protectively around her.

"Relax," the soldier muttered. "She's just a human, she couldn't help." He glanced down both sides of the line, his expression in obvious distaste. "Ugh, this group is terrible. We have a lot of work to do."


Jasper:

Let's get down to business - to fight newborns

Did they send me puppies when I asked for wolves?

You're the biggest bunch I've ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a threat out of you

Tranquil as a human

But no blood within

Bella: (spoken)

Hey, was that an insult?

Jasper:

They can't find their center

Don't let them just win!

You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot

Edward: (spoken)

Well, we're vampires, what do you expect? We're supposed to be pale!

Jasper:

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow they'll make some ash out of you

They begin to learn how to fight, each battle to be won by Jasper faster than the human eye can see. At one point, he had Esme in a headlock. In another, Carlisle was pinned to a tree. When Jasper let go, the shape of his body left an indent. They tore the tree down to destroy evidence and let Bella sit on it.

Jacob:

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Bella: (groaning as she watches them all stumble around uncertainly)

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Quil:

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Esme:

This guy's got 'em scared to death

(spoken harshly)

Jasper, stop scaring your siblings! And Bella! And the wolves! But mostly Bella!

Alice:

Hope that I can see his actions

Emmett:

Wow, now I know why he is so grim!

Montage as they slowly improve on their fighting skills, until Alice manages to pin down Jasper, Edward can put Jasper in a headlock, Rosalie can punch a vampire in the face while fixing her makeup and not even looking at the guy (luckily she hit Emmett, because if it was Jasper or Edward she might not have lasted through the session), and the wolves are able to beat Jasper so well that they nearly get taken away and get out their lighters. Uh ohs!! Oh yeah, and Jacob and Edward have a side fight, but that's a totally different story. The song continues as they fight!

Jasper:

Be a threat!

We must be swift as the coursing river

Be a threat!

With all the force of a great typhoon

Be a threat!

Don't forget about raging fires

This place will be burnt to a crisp real soon!

Alice:

Time is racing toward us till she arrives

Bella:

Edward, please don't leave me! You might not survive!

Edward manages to break free from his fight with Jacob to kiss Bella and reassure her.

Edward:

I amsuited for the rage of war

But I'll pack up, we'll camp right through

How could I ever risk losing you?

Edward leans in to kiss Bella, but is knocked violently aside by Jacob, who is still continuing their fight from before, which for some reason, actually has nothing to do with Bella. In fact, they don't remember what the fight was about in the first place. But hey, what was Jacob to refuse? Remember, beating vampire butt is fun for werewolves!

Kids, don't try this at home. It may result in blood loss, vampircy, hideous scars like Emily has, and/or death.


"Edward!!" Carlisle yelled. "Get off of him, now!" Edward glared up at his father before not so gently letting go of the werewolf. As soon as his back was turned though, Quil and Embry attacked him. As Edward rolled around the ground, wrestling with the two werewolves, Jasper shook his head in discontent.

"Maybe it's a good thing he's not fighting with us," Jasper whispered to the family as the bronze haired beauty got his butt kicked. "If he thinks he can handle two on one…" They watched in amusement as Jacob suddenly launched himself at the group. "Three on one…" Seth joined them. "Four on one…"

"You know what?" Emmett commented, surprised. "I never thought I would get sick watching Edward get beaten up, but now…" He shook his head, bored.

Rosalie was disinterested by now, Alice was trying to see future sales at her favorite store, Carlisle was talking to Jasper about their favorite doctor shows, and Esme was trying to figure out what color she should repaint the kitchen with. Only Bella and the wolves were still interested in the fight.

"Can I have Edward's room if he dies?" Alice asked suddenly. "Then Jasper can actually have a room for once. And his closet is HUGE!"

"Sure, I don't see why not," Esme shrugged. "Oh, I have the perfect shade of pink for you to paint it!"

"Did you remember to tape General Hospital?" Carlisle asked Jasper, immersed in their conversation,

"No, why would I? There was a History Channel special about the Civil War on!" Carlisle cursed under his breath.

"I'm going to miss it! Come on, let's go home. Edward and Bella will get back eventually… and if Edward can't, the wolves will take Bella home." The Cullens turned on their heels and left swiftly.

Bella watched the fight uncertainly as the boys begged her to cheer for them.

"I'm your boyfriend!" Edward begged.

"I'm your best friend!" Jacob retailiated.

"Fiance!"

"Werewolf!"

"Vampire!"

"The one that didn't leave you!"

"Um, um, um… BOYFRIEND!"

"You used that!"

"Fiance?"

"Nope!:

"Uh… vampire?"

"How does that help if vampires are trying to kill her?"

Bella stepped back slowly as they forgot about her presence.

"Hey, um, Emmett? Alice? Jasper? Esme? Carlisle? Rosalie? Anyone? Wanna take me home?" she called into the empty forest as the skies opened up and her phone rang. Exasperated, she took it out and answered to Charlie.

"Hey, Dad."

"Where are you?" he demanded.

"With Edward," Bella responded, adding mentally "Well, it's sort of true. He is here!"

"What are you doing?" With a glance at the boys, Bella answered without thinking.

"Wrestling… oh one second." Edward had gotten an advantage over thee wolves and was currently pinning them to the ground. "Edward, stay on top!" she cheered. "Sorry, Dad, what was that?"

"You… him… on top… wrestling…" There was the clunk of the phone falling to the ground and the scream of her father, loud and clear. Oops.


Haha! Oops. I just love that last part to death. That and the Soulja Boy dance. I hope you liked it! My real life bit-

"Now, stand on one foot and bring the other behind you, tapping it slightly." Jacob showed her slowly, so she could catch the movement. He turned away for just a minute to ward off the disapproving glares from Sam (who was in wolf form). By the time he had turned back around, Bella was laying face first on the dirt.

That, my dears, was inspired by what I did while writing thing for you guys! The pain i endure for you! Well, actually, I endure it either way, I'm a klutz, it's just more enjoyable now that I can pin the blame on someone! Just kidding, I love you all. I probably shouldn't have been dancing... Anyhow, it was just a few hours ago. Reviews help me write faster, so if you wnat another chapter before I leave... review!