Okay so it's like one in the morning and I'm super bored so here is my before story thing.
Kayla: This is a really bad time. My friend is staying over for the night.
Me: Mine too. Say hi Hayley.
Hayley: I think this thing is like super funny and weird but whatever. Hey I bought Siejfbdicbfjdb
( in the middle of that I ran my hands across the keyboard and I thought it would be cool if I left it there)
Me: Don't type my name aloud * whispers behind hand * there are some creepy kids out there.
( looks at me like I'm crazy )
Hayley: so anyways I bot her this iPod
Me: You need to drop the sowing classes and take typing.
( smacks me )
Me: Hey it's just plain truth.
Hayley: just do the damn chapter so we can play cardz.
( leaves room with hamster that was on the keyboard the whole time )
Kayla: Are you two going to gamble with Goldfish again?
Me: Maybe
Kayla: Your pathetic
Me: Oh yeah what do you and your friend do?
Kayla: Anabeth and I play dress up.
Me: I knew it.
Kayla: We use your tutus
Me: Shut up and do the good news bad news and the shout outs and the disclaimer already.
Kayla: Good news
Me: I'm writing another chapter
Kayla: Bad news
Me: I have to wake up early and go to the library with my mom
Kayla: Worse news
Me: This is going to be the last chapter that I will have out till Friday unless someone out there loves me
Kayla: I love you
Me: * under breath * lesbian * in a normal voice * your imaginary.
Kayla: At least you can admit that I'm imaginary.
Me: Shout outs
Kayla: Thank you White Wing Alchemist Seperate Entity and Midge. For reviewing
Me: You rock! Disclaimer
Kayla: She is not a middle aged white man
Me: you could do better
Kayla: I'm tired
Me: let's just get on with it.
Uh... Hmmmmmmm Pov of uh 3rd person POV until I decide
All of the members of both flocks are hungry. So Iggy, being Iggy, pulls out tin foil and twenty hot dogs. What's one thing we know about bird-kids? They eat 3000 calories a day. So, seeing as there are ten bird kids, that's 30000 calories, however they are bird kids and used to being malnourished. But, Sare, being Sare, has another twenty hot-dogs; four hot dogs per said bird kids. And Angel, being Angel, has two hotdogs for the barely-mentioned bird-dog Total. And, seeing as everyone is being themselves, Max and Sam are lighting a bonfire with the help of a pyro Gazman, Angel is petting Total and trying to listen to Nudge rambel on about cute shoes while reading everyones mind, Zack and Fang are being silent and looking at their better-more-talkative-other-halves in wonder at how they can stand to actually wear colors and converse like normal people, Sare-alwys having a trick up her sleeve- is levatating and slowly rotating the hotdogs.
Max moved back into Fang, just as her twin did the same thing with Zack right next to her. Max shivered unconciously, the cold of the night was getting to her even with a blazing fire in front of her. Fang, being his overprotective boyfriend self, pulled her tight and debated internally on what her argument would be if he offered her his black-duh- leather jacket. Angel told him to go for it and he did, he had learned that the mind reader was usually right, because she got him Max. He broke the warm embrace and took off his jacket and he gave it to Max. Who accepted it because she knew it would smell just like him. She then became lost in an internal conversation with the all-to-popular Voice. Fang, being his Mr. Emotionless Rock self, knew that she was talking to it and gazed up at the stars thinking about how many he could see when the lived at the E-shaped house.
Sam, also being her self, began to wonder what it felt like to live on a house, and have a mom, but all the while having the weight on her shoulders. Samantha Marie Ride - since she had no other last name - started wondering about how a normal life would be like. Zack, who was like Fang with his overprotectiveness, put his arm casually around Sam, trying to keep her warm as she sighed in content and snuggled into his side, and looked into the distant trees, wondering what would happen next.
Nudge, being Nudge, was astonished that it could go so long without someone talking. So she took the matter into her own hands and started chattering away about squirrels, flying, birds, penguins, Antarctica, Hawaii, killer seals, and Chuck Norris.
Iggy, also being himself, looked in Nudge's general direction. And sighed in annoyance as his ' sister ' started going off about flying squirrels, because he was content with listening to the sounds of nature: the crackling of the fire, the hoot of an owl, a rabbit scurring back to it's family. It's normal rabbit family. He thought of his parents back in Virginia. Wow. Be was comparing his life with rabbits. He began making small talk with the-ever-so-friendly Sare, telling her when to turn the Oscar Meyer Weniers.
Where as his favorite partner, Gazzy, was off in the tent, was quietly singing the theme song of Oscar Meyer Weniers, and building a bomb under the cover of the small tent because he didn't want to feel the wrath of Max. Classic Gasman.
Angel, being Angel, was poking around in other peoples' minds and smiling angelically at anyone who looked at her suspiciously. She was simply amused at the buzz of thoughts around her, everything from ' normal lives ' to the E-shaped house. Angel, however, didn't want to be normal and was completely content with her life. It wasn't boring and she had the best mom ever, Max. She sighed contentment with her thoughts as she turned towards Total to talk about their lovely trip to France.
Sare, being Sare, loved being outside in and with her sister Sammi who had saved her butt everytime she was in trouble. Sare was enjoying using her power for something other than practical jokes and defence mechinisms, as Sammi would say. She looked up as she saw the ghost of an experiment from her childhood that was she liked to think of as her gaurdian angel, she got to use 3/4 powers at once, it was definantly her good day. She started chirping as she conversed with Liz, Liz told her about what happened at the school after they left, apparently, the other flocks had also left and the whitecoats had gone histeric with trying to find them, but they were guessing all the wrong places. Sare would tell Sammi this later, late at night or when they were up in the air flying and the sun was high in the sky, two of her favorite times of day.
Iggy told everyone that the hotdogs were ready and they talked and milled around about different things. Nudge talked to Angel and Total about how she was thinking about going vegaterian. Max telling Sam more about their mother and sister and, reluctantly, told her that the two teenage birdkids father was none other than Jeb. A fact that Sam and Zack were extatic about. Max and Fang talking about how - after all the other flocks get there - they were going to Dr. M's house. Gazzy decided it was time to use one of his lovely gifts once he was done eating. Gazzy being Gazzy, almost everyone thought and made Angel laugh an angelic laugh. Sare suggested that they all go for a midnight fly, since you needed a gas mask to go in the clearing they were sleeping. She saw a waterfall that she was sure that she would convince both flocks to go to tomorrow. The flocks lazily fell asleep at exactly midnight, after the clearing had aired out and they were all to tired to flap anymore. Everyone had peaceful sleep that night.
I couldn't think of who's POV to do this chapter in so, yeah. My friend really is over and really did type that. Liz was pretty random, just thought of Sare and was like oh yeah she can see the dead. This chapter is devoted to sleep deprived people such as myself. R & R. Not Rachel Ray no offence but I like Ellen DeGeneris better. Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, but it's like 2:30 and I can't concentrate. I have to wake up at 6:00 someone figuativly kill me.
~ Fly On Into A Supermassive Black Whole ~
P.S. Yeah, I went there, done that.
