Heyyy! So sorry it took forever, that's just me and my horrible life. Remember the friend I told you about that died? Well, his ex-girlfriend got all messed up after that...leading to me having a few detentions for slapping her in the face (she was acting bitchy, I couldn't stand it). But now, school is out (Alleluia) and I will be updating sooner with all the time in the world.

Insanemistosingsmore: hahaha, you're so welcome

raptoregg64: I know, my stories make you speechless :) just kidding!

Roselna: I'm trying to make this chapter longer...and Ron really is going to my funny character.

RedRubyStorm: Don't worry...I have a problem with sugar too...I drink like 4 coffees every day.

Previously...

That's what you get for being charming... Misto thought. He groaned and paid attention to Dumbledore, who was starting out the speech.

The next few weeks were going to be hell, and he knew it.

"Silence!" Deuteronomy said. The kittens were getting restless. Everybody quieted.

"I want to introduce you, again, to Professor Dumbledore. Most of you met him two days ago. He is here to tell you why him, and three of his best students."

Ron's face grew red when all eyes were on him, Hermione, and Harry. He knew he wasn't the smartest student in the world.

Hermione noticed this, and nudged Ron in the arm and whispered, "Don't deny it Ron, you're smart...you just don't apply it well."

Ron just shrugged. He saw Etcetera staring right at him, a sparkle in her eye. Ron smiled. He was definitely going to have to talk to this queen.

Dumbledore stood and smiled to the crowd. "Hello, I am Professor. I have been able to speak to many of you, and you all are very nice. But, on a sadder note, I am not here to meet you all, unfortunately. I am here, with Harry, Hermione, and Ron, because of something about to take place. You all know who Macavity is, but you probably do not recognize the name Lord Voldemort. Voldemort is an evil wizard that wants to take over Muggles, Wizards, Jellicles, and other species. He has paired up with Macavity and his henchmen, securing his authority over the world. He is planning on attacking the Jellicles in 2 weeks.

"We are here because Deuteronomy has agreed to join the wizards in the battle against Voldemort and Macavity. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are going to teach you some mechanics in fighting. Strategy is useful, magic or no magic. But, first, I must ask you all, if you wish to be a part of this. All who do, please raise your paw."

All of the Jellicles raised their paws. Dumbledore smiled and continued.

"Well, then we will get started in an hour. Hermione will take all kittens and magical cats. She will take them here, in the amphitheater, and will teach mostly defense mechanism. Harry will take..."

Hermione's mind trailed off. So I'm training Jemima, Etcy, Electra, Victoria, Teazer, Mungojerrie, Pouncival, possibly Alonzo, Plato, definitely not Cassandra, I can't stand her, Tumble, Coricopat, Tantomile, and...Misto. Ugh, how did I get myself in this mess? He probably thinks that I hate him now! How should I explain it to him? I can see it being so lame right now. Misto would be angry with me for intruding into his love life.

"Uh, hi Misto, I, um, was ignoring you because I saw you kissing Victoria."

"Why would that bother you?"

"Because I really, really like you...and I know you like me too, it's obvious."

Misto would snort. "Ha! Me? Like you? You must be crazy. I mean, you're human, and I'm a Jellicle. We're not meant to combine in any shape or form of love. Duh!"

I would tear up just as Victoria would waltz over. "Misto, time to go...my human house is free of humans tonight..."

Misto would smirk and put his arm around her waist- no, way lower than the waist- and they would transform into their cat versions and do whatever cats do when they 'play around.

Oh, Mistoffelees. You don't know how much it sends me into bewilderment whenever I see you. I've never felt this way before. Yeah, Viktor and Ron have been part of my life, but I have never felt so...connected. It's like you are the other half of me, the better half. I really wish you would see me that way too, but I guess you have Victoria. If only you knew...

"...Hermione!" Harry said snapping his fingers.

Hermione jumped out of her little daydream. All of the cats were gone. "What, what happened?" she asked.

Harry chuckled. "You have your first class in 20 minutes, thought I should wake you up. You've been sleeping for an hour."

"Why didn't you wake me up before?" Hermione asked, pissed for two good reasons. One:Harry had let her sleep for an hour. Two: He had just woken her up from one of the most insightful dreams of her life.

Harry looked slightly hurt, but grinned. "Because I know who you were dreaming about."

Hermione gasped. "But I thought you were horrid at Occulemcy! (A/N:I don't know if I spelled that right or not...don't criticize me) Wait. Have you been taking lessons from Dumbledore?"

"Nope. Tantomile is really good at reading minds...not to mention she's really nice..." Harry said, a slight blush coming to his cheeks.

"Oh, look at that, Harry has a crush on Tantomile...what about Ginny?" Hermione asked, smirking.

Harry was extremely red. "What about her?"

"I'm not stupid, Harry...I you guys have been eyeing eachother since 5th year..." Hermione said, rolling her eyes, bemused.

"But Hermione, she's dating Dean right now. It maked no sense to dog her wherever she goes when she has a boyfriend..."

"So you would do that if she was single?"

"I wouldn't be talking...you're the one stalking people in your sleep. I mean, Misto? Really Hermione? You are human. Misto is...a hybrid."

"He's not a hybrid! Jellicles are cats and human. So really, he's like Jacob Black, he's a werewolf and a human, and can change whenever they please or feel they need to get defensive!"

"Who?"

"You haven't read the Twilight Saga yet?"

"Nope." Harry said, popping his lips on the P.

"Honestly, Harry, sometimes you have to let go of saving the world and just read a novel or two. Most people I know have read the Twilight series!"

"I bet you a million Galleons that Ron hasn't read them."

"Well, Ron doesn't really read...he scans it over, and then copies by book report."

"Whatever...oh, Hermione, look who it is, every single one of those teenage toms...you have class soon...see you later," Harry said.

"Oh, Harry, I forgot to ask...who are you teaching?"

"Ron and I are teaching together. We're teach all of the older cats...and you, get all of these people...what is your lesson plan?"

Hermione giggled. It sounded funny to her ears. Apparently, it tickled Harry's funny bone, too, because he too was smiling.

"Well, I plan on just going around, introducing for the zillionth time, and telling what they think they could do to contribute to our army."

Harry frowned. "Ron says he has a lesson plan, but I doubt he really does...so I'm going to scribble one down-probably copying yours- and...wow, gotta go, bye Hermione!"

"Bye Harry." Hermione said, looking at all 14 Jellicles, ready to learn.

Hermione stood and said as strongly as she could, "Hi, I'm Hermione, and, um, let's start by introducing yourselves and what defense mechanism you can contribute towards..."

She grinned. She didn't care if Misto was in the crowd- she was having fun.

So whatcha think? Harry was inspired by one of my friends. We had this whole conversation about how every one is reading the Twilight Saga, and he said that he hasn't read them, with no intention of reading them...boys, so unsentimental. Read and Review! Thanks!

Oh, and I was listening to the "Jellicle Ball" when I wrote this. (I bought the soundtrack online from RUG's website.)