Chapter 12 – Unexpected paperwork
50 km SE of Lebyazhye
3000 ASL
0450 MSK
18th January 1983
"Another night to scratch down, comrade?" Tatiana asked her companion from Suomus.
"Indeed…" Aina yawned fiercely. "Ugh, my mouth will rip apart… We shouldn't have done such a big roundabout…"
"Well, we have to experiment, since we don't have a set objective… But I guess sleeping is your second and third name?"
Aina chuckled and said, "I would gladly name myself Aina Nukkuva Ruukilainen-Haraldsdotir just to keep it short, hahaha!"
"How was the awakening under the shower?"
"Ugh… Seriously, I wanted to rip that Kraut that did it to pieces…"
"You sure have a temper there, comrade."
"They struck a chord they shouldn't have… That's all I have to say," Aina answered with a neutral voice.
"Let the sleeping dogs lie…" Tatiana said quietly. "We're going back?"
"I guess it's time," Aina said after looking at her military watch with tritium-illuminated handles.
The two checked their bearings and went on to their base. After landing, securing their equipment and the hangar, they went towards the main building.
"Night strolls are surely something…" Aina said with a melancholic voice. "And the lampposts are working now, so the mood is almost perfect."
"And even if by some miraculous chance there would be some danger, we have our pistols," Tatiana winked.
"Speaking from experience?"
"The streets of Moscow at night are tricky…"
"What would a girl like you do on the streets of Moscow at night?"
"You have your secrets, I have mine," Tatiana smiled mysteriously.
"It seems everybody in this unit has a secret, traumatic experience or whatnot…" Aina sighed.
"Well, we're special in another way thanks to it, haha! Come on, Aina, let's hurry."
"And when the hell did we became such tight buds, huh?"
"We're working on the same shift, so we might as well ease up the communication process, right?"
"Ah, if it's about that, I suppose I could call you Tatiana… Or…" a devilish grin sprouted on her face. "Tanya!"
"For that, we have to drink first!" Tatiana said adamantly.
"You're looking up to a pro, you know…"
"Not drinking till we fall, stupid. Just a Bruderschaft …"
"Ooooh, yeah, I can do that… But do you have the necessary… Hmm… Supplies?"
"Did you ever see an Orussian without vodka?" Tatiana asked with a wide grin.
"Ah, then my body is ready!"
"See, we're already getting accustomed to each other! Our nations are cooperating with each other, and so should we both."
"Is it me, or did you lose your comrade shtick?"
"I only use that to annoy those who I want to annoy," Tatiana shrugged.
"Ah… Figures…"
"What? You thought every Orussian talks that way? Hahaha!"
"In Soviet Orussia, you're on the joke it seems…" Aina shrugged nonchalantly herself.
Tatiana chuckled and said, "Oh stop, or we'll have troubles sleeping… On the other hand, no, wait, don't! Or I'll have to drag you again!"
"You had to drag me to bed? Jesus, how fucking embarrassing… Then let's run! I won't fall asleep suddenly if I'm in the middle of running!"
"Fine with me!"
The two quickly ran to the building and slowed down just before the door to the bedroom. Tatiana silently opened the door and let Aina in. After the witch from Suomus went in, Tatiana closed the door behind her. She saw that Aina quickly scuttled towards her own bunk, and just as she stood, so she slumped down on the matrass.
"Heh, still an improvement over last time…"
Tatiana looked towards the bunk of Aya, but this time she didn't see a single glint. After taking off her uniform, she crawled under the blanket and fell asleep.
1.5 hours later
Aya opened her eyes and let them adapt to the darkness. The moon wasn't shining through the windows, rather it was shrouded by the clouds.
"Mmmmm… Bother… I really don't have anything to do now… Jogging? Not the same indoors and outdoors isn't permitted… Kuro is compensating for the lack of my winter jogging, but I still wake up too early… Ugh…"
Aya looked towards Sieglinde's bunk, and she saw that the Karlslander was looking at her from the edge, with her blanket lifted.
"Sigi… No…" Aya said quietly.
"Come on, Aya… I know you're on the fence whether what to do, now that you're awake at this hour."
"Mmmm… Oh okaaaaay…"
Aya silently went from under her blanket, and ever so stealthily jumped onto Sieglinde's bunk, and under her blanket. The two embraced each other, and Sieglinde said, "Sleep, Aya… I promise I won't do anything to you…"
"You've repeated that so often that I don't know if that's an established truth or you still plan on doing something, heehee…"
"Heh… No, really…"
"Go to sleep already…" Angela mumbled from down under.
"Soooorryyy…" both of them whispered back apologetically.
Aya tucked herself tighter into Sieglinde and drifted away.
"My poor Aya… I'll protect you from all the evil of this world…" Sieglinde thought as she embraced Aya tighter and fell asleep herself.
0730 MSK
Shinobu opened her eyes and saw something rather odd. Aya's bunk was empty, but instead, she saw her raven-black haired friend sleeping in one bed with Sieglinde. She leaned over down and pulled Nami by the sleeve of her t-shirt.
"Waaah… What is it…?" Nami mumbled.
"Do you see what I see?"
"It's still dark, Shinobu… You know your eyes are way better than mine…"
"Then I'll describe it – our friend Aya is sleeping under one blanket with her friend Sieglinde."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah."
"Maybe they're just keeping warm… It is a bit brisk in the dead morning after all… Maybe we should do it too?"
"I'd rather freeze…" Shinobu grumbled.
"Awwwwww… Shinobu… I'm offended…" Nami pouted.
"I didn't mean it that way, sheesh… Sorry…"
"I hope… Hey, why don't we just ask them?"
"Well, we c…"
Shinobu suddenly saw movement, and Angela got out of her bed. She pulled on her socks and went over to Nami's bunk, sitting on the side.
"You're wondering why Aya is sleeping with Sieglinde?"
"Well, yeah?" Shinobu said.
"Either of us three doubles as a big, warm teddy bear. She usually sleeps with us when she has trouble doing so after an emotional day."
"So you act as natural sleeping pills?" Nami asked.
"Well, kind of," Angela answered with a smile.
"Phew, I and I had some weird thoughts…"
"Sieglinde would never go farther than a boob grab, I can assure you," Angela said with a stern face. "Aya is like a big and little sister to us all."
"Imouto and aneue at the same time?" Nami asked. "How?"
"Her childish part is what makes us want to hug her all day, and her decisiveness and prowess in battle make us look up to her."
"Aaaaah… Makes sense."
"We should start waking up everyone slowly," Shinobu said. "Right?"
"Yes, we should. I guess Sieglinde is really awake now, she just doesn't have the heart to move even one of her finely developed muscles not to wake Aya up."
"Oh, then I'll wake her up!" Nami cheered.
"Wai… Actually, you can go. You are her friend after all."
Nami pulled on her socks and went on the current resting place of Aya and Sieglinde. She leaned over on the top bunk, and saw Sieglinde almost begging her with her eyes to wake up Aya.
She smiled and started stroking Aya's hair.
"Ayayaaa…" she said silently. "Come on, wake up."
"Mwwwwwuuuuuh…" Aya mumbled and Sieglinde immediately closed her eyes, simulating sleep.
Aya turned around and looked up at Nami.
"Oh… Nami… Moooooooooooorning…." Aya yawned and smiled.
"Hiyaya!" Nami cheered and grinned.
"Heheh… Haven't heard that one for a looooooooong time…" Aya said and turned back to Sieglinde. "Oh? Siiiigi, waaakee uuup…" she proceeded with poking her bedmate.
"Oh… Hi, Aya…" Sieglinde said with a faked sleepy voice.
"You sure slept good, heehee…"
"Yeah…" Sieglinde said while looking around awkwardly.
Nami quickly escaped to her bunk, leaving the two.
"Hiyaya… I always have a laugh at that one…" Shinobu shook her head. "It seems that you placed your bet properly, Angela."
"Now I know how much Aya trusts the two of you outside battle. But I still have to assess how well you fare in combat with her…"
"If we would have actual combat training, I'm all hands on deck," Shinobu said.
"Maybe I should throw in a word towards the commander… Hmm, we'll see…"
"Who made you boss?" Shinobu asked.
"Oh please, we're returning to that already?"
"Don't think I'll just settle for this room like that, oh no!"
"Then why don't we simply ask our commander about the chain of command?"
"So simple… Okay, we both do it at breakfast!"
"Almost as if an electrical arc is going between the eyes of the two, sheesh…"
After thinking that, Aya looked over at Elsa. She was sleeping soundly as usual, with her mouth open like a crevice.
"Oh not that again…" Aya moaned in the privacy of her own mind.
She jumped over to Elsa, but this time, the kinetic energy of the landing seemed to have done the job, as the sleepyhead started opening her eyes. She opened her eyes completely, looked at Aya, and quickly fell asleep again.
"What…? Did she get infected with narcolepsy from that Aina girl? Jebus… Let's try something different than yesterday…"
Aya leaned over Elsa, and started knocking on her forehead, as if it was a door. She was simply doing it mechanically, looking at the others in the meantime. Angela woke up Elwyn and Giulietta, and Aya's hand was grabbed.
"Ugh, I'm awake, I'm awake… Why do you torture me like this every time…"
"Because you could sleep through a nuclear blast…" Aya mumbled shyly.
"Whaaaaat… I just have a heavy sleep…"
"Veeeeery heavy, heehee. Okay, I'll go… wake up Marie…"
"Don't force yourself, Aya."
"I have to g-get along with everyone here… Somehow…"
Aya jumped down on the floor and walked up slowly towards the bunk bed occupied by Elizabeth and Marie. With a shaking hand, she delicately shook Marie by her right shoulder. After a few seconds, Marie mumbled, "Whhh… Mhhhhhnnmmm… Hrrrrmmm… Shweeep…"
"M-Marie… W-Wake up, it's m-morning…"
"Morning… Okaaaaaaay…" she yawned with her eyes still closed. "Aya, just a minute…"
"O-Okay…" she said silently and hoisted herself up to the top bunk. "Oh, y-you're awake…"
"Yes, thank you for your concern though," Elizabeth said in a polite tone, topping it off with a bright smile.
"H-Heh, o-okay… I'll be g-going my way…"
"You don't have to be afraid of me," Elizabeth said quietly, still smiling like before.
"It's not… Um… I…"
"You can always talk to me if you like, but I won't force you into anything, okay?"
"O-Okay…"
"Go now, I have to get dressed myself."
Aya nodded, jumped down, and went to her place, where she started to clothe herself.
"This is unbelievable… I'm here only two whole days, and I already have two friends, and a third in wake! Just how… Marie didn't wait long, and she proposed to be my friend the same night we arrived here. Although she might have did that from pity, I doubt it somehow… She looks too honest to do something like that… And Elwyn? Well… Somebody that knows so much about electronics can't be a bad girl, right? She looks kinda cute in those specs of hers… My… And the last years I only talked to people other than Sigi, Elsie or Angela if I had to… Literally had to… What gives? Some kind of genetic memory passed on from my grandparents? Maybe that's the case why they are so friendly… The hell should I know… I just hope this isn't some kind of prank… If something would happened like back then… I don't know if Kuro would stop me from either genocide or suicide…"
"Hey, Aya…" Elsa suddenly said.
"WAH!" Aya jumped up and turned around all scared, ripped out forcefully out of contemplation.
"Whoops, sorry, you were a bit away in your thoughts… Did you see my bra anywhere?"
"Um… How could I know that?"
"Could you pleeeaaase look under your bed?"
"Yeah…" Aya sighed and looked under the bed.
After a few seconds, she spotted Elsa's brassiere lying on the floor inconspicuously. Aya mumbled something unintelligible and grabbed the lingerie item.
"Here, dumbo…"
"Heh, thanks, Aya," Elsa said as she grabbed the bra from her.
"Hey, is that a C-cup?" Giulietta asked all of a sudden.
"You're asking me?" Elsa countered.
"Um… Yeah…"
"Elsa. I don't bite, contrary to Sieglinde, heheh…"
"Ah, okay, Elsa… So…"
"It's a C-cup, Giulietta. Mind if I call you that?"
"Yeah, sure…"
"You sure know your boobs, but given your heritage…" Elsa sighed.
"Well pfff… I could tell the sizes of all of you right now!"
"Oh?" Angela asked. "Hit me with mine."
"34DD."
"Indeeeeeed…"
"But you have about two centimeters advantage over your comrade."
"If only you used your observation skill for something useful…" Sieglinde sighed. "But enough about my knockers, how about Liberion under you?"
"Ummm… 34DD when she was bandaged up, but now she's an F!"
"Horrifyingly accurate…" Elwyn shuddered. "But before you start revealing the numbers of the rest, how about you tell us yours?"
"My ta-ta's? Proud and stout 34E, the biggest yet since my great-grandmother!"
"Sure is something to be proud of…" Sieglinde muttered.
"So anyway, a quick rundown of the rest – our commanders are both 34C, Marie here is 32B, which is a damn shame…"
"Hey, still better than nothing…" Marie pouted.
"…sleeping beauty has 32C's, her comrade in night flight has 32B's, our Brit has 32DD's, the giantess has 34DD's, her friend is one D short of her, and our taciturn combat genius has 34D's."
"Taciturn combat genius? Sure went around the bush with that one, ha!" Angela snickered.
"I would say it differently, but a certain third party wants to murder me with her gaze right now…"
Before anyone else looked at her, Sieglinde changed her oppressive look to her neutral one.
"What are you looking me at for?"
"Because we know you have a beef with Giulietta?" Elwyn asked.
"I just set a few ground rules with her, it's not like I want to kill her or anything."
"That choke hold back then kind of said the opposite…" Giulietta mumbled.
"Sigi, how could you…" Aya said with a sad voice. "Choking a sister-in-arms? Shame…"
"Aya… I… Please don't start crying…"
"What's this all of a sudden?" Shinobu whispered to Angela.
"Sometimes Aya's morals take over her agoraphobia, and she can be ruthless in executing justice."
"Ahhhh… Well, time to break out the popcorn…"
"If you don't apologize to Giulietta, I'll start crying for real…" Aya mumbled with a sad-puppy face.
"Aaaaayaaaaa… Please don't do this to me!"
Sieglinde threw a distressed look towards Giulietta and back at Aya. The latter's lower lip already started trembling.
"Aaaaaargh!" Sieglinde moaned, approached Giulietta's bunk with her hand extended upwards. "I'm only doing this for Aya."
"Of course you do…" Giulietta smirked and squeezed Sieglinde's hand. "I owe you one, Aya!"
"Oh… P-Please… Don't mention it…" Aya blushed fiercely and turned around.
Sieglinde seeing that pulled out her hand forcibly and went away to her bed.
"I should bonk you on the head…" she whispered to Aya angrily.
"Sigi, choking somebody? Please, I'm disappointed at you… Couldn't you just verbally persuade her not to do anything?"
"You know how I am…"
"Yes, Sigi, I know that you don't like to be touched by strangers… But really…"
"Okay, okay… I'll try to get along with her a bit better…" Sieglinde mumbled.
Aya's bright smile was enough for Sieglinde to know she was forgiven, but also that she now set her promise in stone.
"Let's go to the dining hall already…"
"Hey, that's mine to decide!" Shinobu said a bit loudly. "Come on everyone, let's start moving, or our commanders will cap our asses."
"Remember about what we talked about," Angela said.
"Yeah, yeah…"
As she said that, Tatiana suddenly sat on her bed.
"I'm hungry…" she mumbled.
"Me too…" Aina moaned, with her eyes still closed.
"You two should be asleep right now," Shinobu said sternly.
"I know, damn it…" Tatiana mumbled. "But we made a modification to today's patrol, and it seems the increased magic expenditure is taking its toll."
"Well, then come on with us you two. I guess you're excused from clothing properly, since you'll be going back to sleep afterwards, right?"
"Yes," Tatiana responded. "Aina, come on, off the bed with you."
"Kay, kay…"
The two put on just their socks and boots and joined the rest. The whole lot went into the dining hall, and they encountered Ellie drinking coffee with Kola, and Katie bustling around the kitchen, accompanied by the smell of bacon.
"The Lebyazhye Misfits Squadron reporting in for duty!" Shinobu shouted with a big grin.
"Don't you title us like some kind of penal company!" Angela yelled.
"Bahahahaha!" Ellie laughed out heartily. "At ease, kitties. Take your seats and wait for Katie to start serving breakfast."
"Um, there's one thing though…" Shinobu said shyly.
"…rather important for us..." Angela mumbled along.
"What is it?" Ellie asked, visibly curious.
"We still don't kind of grip the chain of command here…" Angela quickly blurted out.
"Aaaaah, I get it… Well, let me reiterate what I've said once already, maybe a bit more detailed… Basically, I'm the king, emperor, tsar, first secretary, and God Almighty here. After me, it's Katie, second to God, and be sure to remember that, she'll also take in your inquiries. After that, it's all of you, including Kola here. I don't give a damn about your rank or affiliation, you are all one rank in my eyes, and I will enforce that policy with full prejudice. The only exception is Shinobu, who you agreed to be your dorm mother. She has power over you in that room, but everything can be turned over with my or Katie's word."
"Heheheheh…" Shinobu laughed creepily.
"Ah snap… You win, I guess…" Angela said and extended her hand to Shinobu.
The two shook hands and Shinobu said, "Don't worry; I'll just keep discipline around."
"And I thought you would start a damn power struggle, given your personalities. Unexpected…" Kola said over his coffee mug.
"I don't have a problem with superiors if they're competent," Angela shrugged. "Are you competent, Shinobu?"
"I was the representative of my squad back in Fuso, so I guess…"
"Oh, now that's good…"
"And a good representative!" Nami cheered. "She was in the very few that had Sunday tea with the base commander!"
"I guess that's all the recommendations I need, heh…" Angela said with a smile. "But… What about a battle commander then?"
"I'll appoint them at a per-battle basis, but it most likely be Katie," Ellie said. "So don't break your heads over that matter, okay?"
"Yes ma'am."
The girls sat at their places, and then, Katie shouted, "Come and get it!"
"That was fast…" Elwyn mumbled.
"You go first, girls," Ellie said, "The three of us will eat last."
"My gut opposes," Kola said.
"And what happened to common courtesy towards women?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll wait," Kola grumbled.
"Oh, ma'am, I have an inquiry," Sieglinde raised her hand.
"Yes, Sieglinde?"
"Will we have a set itinerary for the coming days?"
"Want some ordnung in your life?" Ellie asked with a rebellious smirk.
"Of course!"
"After breakfast, please, let me think it through."
"Right, ma'am."
"Are you coming or not?!" Katie yelled angrily from the kitchen counter.
"Coming!" the girls shouted in unison.
"Oh, and what are you two sleepyheads doing here at this time?" Katie asked, looking at Aina and Tatiana, dressed rather informally.
"Hunger got the best of us, heh…" Aina laughed dryly.
Breakfast was eaten almost in complete silence, and afterwards, Ellie dispelled it.
"Tell me, who has to train physically?" she asked.
"We have to," Angela answered. "Extended Development Program of the Bundeswehr. Rigorous training twice daily, under the supervision of Sieglinde."
"Why her?" Katie asked.
"You really need an answer for that, ma'am?"
"The fact that she looks like Miss Olympia doesn't exactly qualify her for that, right?"
"I take that as praise anyway, ma'am," Sieglinde smiled. "I have second level physiotherapy technician papers. Furthermore, grade one instructor papers. I guess THAT qualifies me."
"Heh, indeed."
"So that's the four of you," Ellie said. "Anyone else?"
"I have to train at least once daily to stop my narcolepsy from worsening," Aina said.
"Same with me, but I'm simply obliged to do so by my army," Tatiana said.
"So half of you have to have PE," Ellie chuckled. "Any more?"
"We two," Shinobu raised her and Nami's hand. "Twice daily."
"That would be eight. My my, what a fit bunch I have… Okay, anybody else doesn't matter, you all will have mandatory training at morning after breakfast, and I'll give you a timeslot for voluntary training before dinner."
"Much appreciated, ma'am," Sieglinde said with a small smile.
"Bawwww…" Elwyn mumbled.
"What's the matter, Elwyn?" Katie asked.
"My tits are so big they hurt when I'm running…" Elwyn blushed fiercely.
"You don't have a sport bra or anything?"
"Nope… I only took my normal ones as a precaution…"
"Uuuugh…"
"I can try to make you a bra," Elizabeth said suddenly.
"Huh?"
"Really, just get me the material, and give me some exclusive time with your breasts, and I can make you a nice sport bra."
"Ooooooh… Okay! But… Where could I…"
"It could be even made out of those bonds you had, I would just need a bit more."
"Okay, I have that!"
"Well now, my dear cousin knows how to sow? Cool!" Katie cheered. "I ripped one of my panties recently, could you do something about that?"
"Of course I can… ummm… Cousin."
"Yay!"
Elwyn looked at Kola suddenly and said, "Saaaay, big guy… Weren't you supposed to do something?"
"Sorry, I need a bit more time. But I guess there's a chance we'll be watching at least BBC during dinner."
"Woohoo! It's almost as if I have my b-day today!"
"And when's that?" Elizabeth asked.
"Heh… Valentine's Day…"
"Now isn't that something!"
"My mom once told me that as the fruit of the love between her and Dad, I couldn't have picked the better moment to be born, heehee…"
"Daaaaaaawww…" some of the girls mused.
"Okay then, Elwyn, you're excluded from morning training. Elizabeth, you try to come up with a bra for our busty Liberian afterwards, so she can catch up afternoon, okay?"
"Yes ma'am!" both said loudly.
"However, Elwyn, you'll have another job for now?"
"Oh?"
"You'll go and inspect all the Strikers."
"Can do!"
"Hmm? So you have the skills necessary for that?"
"Yes ma'am! I'm a self-proclaimed Striker maintenance genius!"
"Hah! Okay genius, hop to it."
"Waaaait wait wait," Angela said quickly. "Before you look at the insides of Aya's Striker, you have to sign a release."
"A release? Why bother?"
"It's top secret, state of the art equipment."
"Is this necessary?" Ellie asked.
"Yes ma'am, absolutely. Our Tornadoes can be reviewed, disassembled, and whatever now to the Liberians heart content, but the Lilie is of limits until you sign. And that goes for everyone, sorry."
"I hope you have enough forms handy," Ellie said with a smirk.
"I got a dozen, ma'am."
"Then why not just bulk sign it and get it over with?"
"I see… Well, we don't have any contraindications as to not to do that… Should I fetch the forms?"
"Yes, please."
"Roger."
Angela ran out of the room, and Tatiana immediately said, "Why should I bother…"
"Do it, Tatiana," Ellie said. "Less stress later."
"I'm amazed that she'll even let me peek inside the Striker. I'm Orussian after all…"
"What, are you a spy? Or a KGB agent?" Katie said and started laughing hysterically, but she was quickly silenced with an elbow to the ribs from Ellie. "Heh, sorry…"
"This gets more and more interesting…" Tatiana thought.
They all waited a few seconds and Angela appeared with a stack of papers and a pen.
"Jesus… Just how long is that release?" Elwyn asked.
"I'll read it to you quickly…"
It took Angela ten minutes to go through the whole thing.
"So, basically, we peep a word about what we saw, and we'll be visited by stern-faced men in black suits and disappear in a black Volga?" Tatiana asked.
"More or less. I'm not trying to scare you all, but that's how it works," Angela shrugged.
"Ah, whatever now, let's get this over with. Angela, sit on a chair, the rest form a single line."
With the exception of the remaining Karlslanders, everyone signed the release forms, more or less dissatisfied.
"Now girls, off to training," Ellie said.
"Ma'am, I need to send these home," Angela said while pointing at the freshly signed papers.
"Give me them, and I'll take care of it."
"Thank you, ma'am," she said as she handed over papers. "Come on rest, let's go."
"Yeah, yeah…" Shinobu mumbled and the whole lot went out.
"Hey, comrade," Kola said while looking at Elwyn.
"Yeah?"
"Can I come with you?"
"To do the check up? Sure, why not."
"I'll go with you both," Katie smiled. "Just as a precaution…"
"Ma'am please, I know my way around men."
"Oh do you?"
"Uhuh," Elwyn nodded bored.
"Really?"
"Really! What is this, a damn interrogation?!"
"No need to get so steamy…" Katie mumbled with a pouty face.
"Oh, sorry… Well anyway, you don't need to accompany me just because this big lump of flesh will be alone with me."
"Then what about… I'm simply bored?"
"Well, whatever excuse you find, you're my commanding officer and I have to comply," the busty Liberian shrugged.
"True that… But I don't want you to feel bad about it. We're compatriots after all," Katie winked.
"Ah well, come on then, ma'am, if you want to look at me working so eagerly."
"Please, just Katie."
"Oh… This is unexpected…" Elwyn blushed slightly.
"Come on, Elwyn. And you too, Kola."
"Yeah, I'm going."
"Just don't stay there for the whole day." Ellie said.
"Meh, I'll watch the watch," Katie stuck out her tongue slightly.
Oy vey, nothing to… oh wait, just in case – those were US boob sizes.
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