"Kratos, honey, are you sure it's safe for little Betty in this ghetto?" Lloyd asked, eyeing the bombed out buildings skeptically.

"Sure it's safe," Kratos rap-battled back. "We be homies now."

Betty was the champion swimmer on the league, and she won more gold medals than Michael Phelps.

But one day A GANGSTER pushed her into the pool! The GANGSTER was a bigot and didn't appreciate Kratos and Lloyd's love. HE didn't understand that theirs was the most special and truest love that could ever be because they were father and son. HE wasn't loved by his father and hated that Kratos loved Lloyd so much. HE also hated that Kratos loved his Betty (daughter and granddaughter) so much.

Betty drowned in five seconds, and neither Kratos nor Lloyd could swim.

"Oh no, I can't swim, my poor Betty!" Lloyd wept, and Kratos also wept.

"Oh darn. DARN!!!" Kratos cried. "Why can't I swim?!"

Kratos tried to save Betty but half-drowned and forgot who he was. He splashed to the surface and cried "I am a merman!"

Lloyd wanted to suicide.


Btw, mean reviewers, I do love Symphonia and Kratos and Lloyd more than anyone so I want everyone to feel their love like I feel it! Someday you should love Kratos and Lloyd as much as I love Kratos and Lloyd. I will write until everyone can love them too.