I own Twilight Muahaha!...... Fine then! I don't really. Why must you taunt me so!
(Out Hunting: Edward, Jasper and Emmet)
Edward was just about to tuck into his nice tasty lion when his phone started to ring. He flipped it up answering his beloved.
"Yes my dear what is it" he was starting to get bored now he had waited a whole 3 seconds and he was hungry.
"Ed…Ed…Edward" Bella said through sobs. Edward started to run alarmed his by loves tone of voice. Was she in danger? She was all that mattered at this point in time.
"I'm on my way" he said into his phone, slamming it shut.
He ran to her house knocking down every door that got in his way and an extra one for good luck. He burst into Bella's room and found her hugging her knee's in the corner.
He did a quick 360 round the room ready to attack any imposters. When he looked at the wall he saw something that made him giggle (yes Fan girls of the world Edward Cullen was giggling).
Suddenly Jessica and Kate walked in and slapped Edward breaking their wrists in the process.
Edward looked at them
"Where do you come from?"
"Well silly we where born in England and have lived out lives tracking you down and now we follow you everywhere, we're surprised you haven't noticed yet"
"No I haven't noticed. Now go away!"
The two girls walked out the house heart broken
"He never appreciates us does he?" Jessica said to Kate
"No, no he doesn't dear but one day he will, you'll see!"
Edward turned back round to the thing that made him giggle
There was some sort of creature cocooning on the wall He walked over to the creature and squished it.
"You're unbelievable Bella. You're afraid of this measly bug yet you'll sit in a room full of vampires and it won't raise a hair on your body"
He turned round to face her only to find she was asleep.
"Bella, Bella, Bella." Edward shook his head
"If only you where Lauren. God she's hot."
Bella sat up
"SHUT UP EDWARD CULLEN OR I'LL PAY JASPER TO BURN YOUR BARBIE COLLECTION!"
Edward looked at Bella.
"You wouldn't!"
"Wanna bet?" Bella said evil echoing in her voice.
Suddenly Alice popped up
"Hey, stop stealing my lines!"
"Sorry Alice, hey do you want to go watch Maggie and the ferocious beast?"
"Sure thing" Alice said to Bella all happy and such.
"What about me?" Edward said upset!
"You can clean up." Said Bella
"Fine!" Edward said in a moody voice "I'll have more fun on my own!"
"That's cool" said Alice "c'mon Bella," and the walked off to watch telly.
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