I don't own twilight.
Bela paced around the room. He watched Edward sleep. Edward hadn't taken his hands off his swollen stomach. Was Edward really in labor? Bela started to sob. He walked over to Edward's bed and sat down in the chair next to him. He grabbed his hand and held it tightly.
Edward started to stir. His eyes opened. He looked like he was in pain.
"What's wrong?" Bela asked.
"My side hurts" Edward whimpered. Bela got up out of the chair and sat on the bed. Edward tried to embrace him but his side was struck by pain.
"Be careful baby" Bela comforted. "The baby broke your rib"
"How?!" Edward asked franticly.
"When you fell down, you startled the baby and she kicked pretty hard" Bela replied. Rosalie walked into Carlisle study. She walked up to the bed.
"I am so sorry Edward" she pleaded. Edward looked at her.
"What are you sorry for?" Edward asked. "It's not your fault that I'm in labor."
"Actually your not in labor" Carlisle said as he walked in. he held some x-ray's in his hands. "When you fell you startled the baby and-"
"Yeah yeah yeah" Edward said. "Get to the good part."
"Well what exactly is wrong?" Bela asked.
"You water hasn't broken" Carlisle replied. "Your rib is broken and it needs to heal"
"But if my water isn't broken then why was my booty wet" Edward snapped.
"That's why I was apologizing" Rosalie said. "I had just finished mopping the floor when you fell"
"Its alright I forgive you" Edward said. She hugged him.
"So what can he do to feel better?" Bela asked.
Carlisle thought for a second. "He needs to be on bed rest for a while just until his rib heals"
"OH GREAT!"
Edward lay in his bed wiggling his toes. He couldn't think. He wanted to get up and move. It didn't help that his baby was wiggling and kicking around. He looked outside to see his favorite willow tree. Its leaves were drooping, some branches were up. There was a knock on the door.
"Enter" Edward exclaimed.
Emmett walked in with a tray. He closed the door behind him.
"Hey calamity Edward!" he said. "Here is your sandwich with extra pickles." He set down the tray on Edward's lap as he sat up.
"Pickles, hot fudge sauce and pickles, are you seriously going to eat that?" He asked.
"That was the plan" Edward said. Emmett sighed a long sigh. "What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing I don't want to brother you with it"
"Well brother's bother now tell me" Edward pleaded.
"Well….. I was sort of…messing around with Rosalie-"
"Messing around?" Edward interjected.
"Yeah having sex"
"Oh" Edward replied. He couldn't believe this is what was bothering Emmett.
"See this is why I don't want to bother you with it!" Emmett exclaimed "its weird talking to a pregnant guy about having sex anyway!"
"Well Emmett" Edward replied. "How do you think I got pregnant?"
"Ew!" Emmett exclaimed. "But anyway, we were you know and I was about to you know and I sort of smashed the bed."
"Oh my Gosh!" Edward exclaimed.
"I don't know how to deal with it" Emmett explained. "Since I don't know why"
"Well maybe talk to Carlisle."
"That's a good idea!" Emmett said as he walked out. Alice walked in with a perfectly wrapped gift.
"Hey" she said. "I got this for you" Alice handed him the pink box.
He unwrapped it like Christmas morning. He revealed a pair of fuzzy pink slippers.
"Thank you" Edward said unsure of him. "I love them"
"Look I know they are not your style" she said. "But I figured they can be for my niece. So put them on so that she will be all warm and toasty"
"Thank you" Edward said happily. "I'm sure she will love them when she can fit into them"
Alice grabbed them and put them on Edward's feet.
"Hehe they look so fabulous on you" she started to walk out. "Hi Bela"
"Hi Alice" Bela replied as he walked in. he saw Edward's oink slippers.
"What's up with the slippers?" he asked.
"Alice got them for the baby"
please review and tell me ant ideas for the story and the middle names for the baby
