I updated. yeah, finally i know. Some people thought I was abandoning the story but I want you to know I would never do such a horrible thing.
Oh and my French exchange student came and she is very nice and we have been on a shopping craze. Gotta get ready for back to school. Grade ten here I come.
Okay now, envision this picture in your mind: there is a very big comfortable room that has red and gold themed wallpaper and well, the bathroom beside it has matching toilet paper.
I know, right ? Wiping your *lalalalalalla Icanthearyou LAllalalala* with gold toilet paper?
Who the hell did they hire for interior decorators?
Moving on, in this super comfy room, there is a super comfy couch and a super something that is not comfy but maybe homey fireplace. And on this super comfy, slightly burgundy couch there happened to be a messy mop of black hair, a very well groomed mop of black hair, an immaculate bunch of light brown hair, a couple red curls, me, and some very greasy, lank hair.
If your thinking OMG how did Snape get into the Gryffindor common room and why aren't Lily and James destroying the room, then you are WRONG.
Its just me in the room of requirement (my imagination was at a low point today so yes it does look like the Gryffindor Common room) doing my annual tradition of making the year's polyjuice potions.
(Well, it might not be an annual tradition yet but that's only 'cause this is the first year I've ever had magic.)
And as I was stirring my cauldron I came up with the most excellent idea of all excellent ideas ever came up with.
What is it? You ask.
Well, I'm not going to tell you, you'll just have to wait and see.
That night, the castle was at ease. James, Sirius, Remus and Frank (and me but we had since decided that I would be secret agent and my name would not be disclosed to the media) had already pulled a prank that morning (we dropped four boggarts in each sleeping room and left them to wake up the occupants) and they had an unspoken vow to never do more than one big prank (personal pranks were different) a day.
However because I was quite aware the real reason I was a "secret agent" (the daft twits thought they were protecting me, adorable I know, but I only have so much patience with adorableness before annoyance seeps through) I decided to do some solo action, when the castle was least expecting it.
For the first half of dinner the naïve diners munched on their soup and slurped up their veggies.
Then.
All of a sudden.
Without a warning.
The hall was filled with Snape clones.
I advantage of the confusion to meander over to the place where the actual Snape had sat and place a small fuzzy green caterpillar in my pocket, then meander back over to my seat.
"Silence!" ordered the Snape in McGonagall's seat. Snape shaped or not, everyone in the castle fears the great and powerful Minnie.
The Hall was quiet.
"Back in your seats!"
There was noise now but only that caused by a great amount of people sitting down at the same time.
"Potter! Black! Lupin! Longbottom! My Office! NOW!" Quick to place blame ain't she, our Minnie?
Now there was quite a bit of muttering going on to my left
"James, did you do it?"
"No, I thought you did it Sirius."
"I didn't, Remus it was you?"
"No, but James has a point, this is certainly your style."
"Then don't tell me. It was Longbottom? Hey where is he anyway?"
"Sitting with Alice."
"Again?"
"I thought you didn't like him."
"Yes but he has some… good ideas?"
"Insane ideas, more like it."
"Yes that's what I said, good ideas."
"Hey do think it's someone trying to challenge us!"
"James, why would anyone do such a—"
"That's a brilliant idea, I bet it is!"
"Aaaah, why am I even friends with you idiots."
"Ok, here's the deal: as soon as we get out of detention we plan the greatest prank ever pulled and the challenger who's boss."
"Black! Silence!"
And then they were shepherded out of the Hall. Funny, that they never even considered me as a potential challenger. Again, I repeat, those daft twits. All the more to let them get detention for a crime I committed.
Once they were safely out of earshot, the Snape in Dumbledore's seat spoke up, "Miss Roberts, I believe you have something to tell us?" Uggh, the house elves probably told on me.
I stood up, "Yes sir."
I walked to the front of the hall and pulled the caterpillar out of my pocket, "I'm sorry sir, but to proceed with my demonstration, I require the services of Sirius."
"Ah yes, I understand." He waved his wand, "Accio Sirius Black."
Sirius came flying through the doorway then collapsed at my feet.
In reponse to mine, and, I'm sure, everyone else's astonished look, he said "I'm afraid my wand is quite good at conducting my power."
Glowering at him I mutter, "oneday, I'll have to battle you for that bloody elder wand, oneday." But that only seemed to make him smile wider.
"Do continue with your demonstration, Miss Roberts."
"Right," I turned back to my class, which by now was spellbound, a little extra charm I placed in the soup. "The purpose of this demonstration is to show that the houses of Hogwarts do have things in common beside the fact that we are all Snape shaped right now courtesy de moi."
I point my wand at Sirius who btw is still on the floor and had somehow changed back to his normal appearance, "This is exhibit A. Now listen to watch happens when I do this," placing an amplification charm on my wand and keeping it pointed at Sirius, I softly stroked his hair.
Then, to my giant class's amazement, he began to purr.
You can stop the person from being an animal but you can't completely take the animal out of the person.
Next I pointed my wand at the caterpillar, "This, even though the appearance is deceptive, is Snape, the Actual Snape. Also known as exhibit B." I ran a finger down the caterpillars back, and then to everyone even greater amazement, it gave a faint purr.
"This just goes to show that even Slytherins and Gryffindors share common traits."
I turn to Dumbledore and place the caterpillar on the table next to his plate. "You might want to take care of this."
"Is that actually Mr. Snape?"
"Well no, it's Filch's cat."
"And where may I ask is Mr. Snape?"
"Third floor, west wing, first closet on the left."
"You do understand, that for appearance's sake I have to give you detention for this?"
"Yes sir."
I look at my watch. Two minutes left on the spellbound charm. I turn to my class, "One last thing, everyone, bow and say 'All Hail Snivellous, the caterpillar God'."
I watch as the whole great hall sweeps the floor with their hand while saying "ALL HAIL SNIVELLOUS, THE CATERPILLAR GOD." Some things are priceless.
I grab Sirius who is now standing as spellbound as the rest and prepare to book it.
"Miss Roberts." Dumbledore.
"Oh yes the polyjuice potion will wear off, eventually."
I run with only fifty seconds to make a getaway, Sirius racing beside me.
"So… That was all you?"
"Yeah, why?"
"It was wicked!"
Sirius was silent for a second.
"Ree?"
"Yes?"
"Can you pet my head again?"
"No."
And then the great hall behind us erupted as some very angry and finally united Hogwarts students streamed out.
There's probably only going to be twelve more chappies after this so this is like half way. and I lied about the order the mudperson chappie will be used later
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p.s. i just wrote the last chapter and it is EPIC
Song for this Chapter : Wikked lil' Gurrls
