Opening Montage

Song: "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha

We see Quinn wake up in the morning. Next, we see her emerge from a house with Jim. They jump into a Silver Camaro SS and race down the street. This is followed by a shot of Quinn and Jim fawning over Chuck and Stacy's baby. Next, a shot of Kevin trying to mow his lawn while talking to Quinn and Jim. Pan out to reveal that he has accidentally mowed down Brittany's rose bush. Next, we see Sandi at a restaurant with a girl. They look like they're more than just friends. Cut to a shot of Helen telling off Eric. Next, Daria and a guy on a double-date with Quinn and Jim. Finally, we see the new Camaro pull up to the house as Quinn and Jim walk in. Once the door closes cut to Quinn's smiling face in a circle with a pink background. Below that...

Quinn

in

"Is It Over Yet?, Part II"

written by

WildDogJJ

Act I

Quinn and Jim's house, evening...

Quinn, Jim and his brother, Chris are at the kitchen table having dinner. Tony, Jim and Chris' father, is with them because he just showed up and forced Jim to let him in. Tense doesn't even begin to describe how Jim and Chris are feeling. Tony immediately spits out his food.

"What the hell is this crap!? In 'Nam I ate rat shit that tasted better than this."

Visibly offended, Quinn said "That's my shrimp scampi."

Tony barked "It tastes like dog shit." He turns to Jim. "See, this is what happens when you let your woman have her way. A lousy dinner."

Wanting to change the subject, Jim asked "So, Dad, what made you change your mind about coming to the wedding?"

Tony said "I figured Chris would come here so I showed up to apologize for the tongue lashing I gave him when he showed up at our place."

Chris is genuinely surprised.

"I thought I'd lost your respect because Brooke's taking me for everything in the divorce!"

Tony said "You did, but you're still my son." Pointing to Jim, he added "Also, you're still more of a man than this pussy ass sack of shit. Anyway, I figured since I'm here I might as well come to the wedding after all."

Quinn sarcastically added "How considerate."

Tony barked "Don't sass me, woman."

Defiant, Quinn said "Excuse me, you're in mine and Jim's house. You could at least try to be polite."

Tony turns to Jim.

"Dammit, Jim, you need to do a better job controlling your woman!"

Nervous, Jim said "Dad, Quinn and I are equal partners in both life and business. We treat each other accordingly."

Tony said "A bigger pile of anti-American communist hippie crap I've never heard."

Chris immediately said "Why Mom continues to put up with you I'll never understand."

Not liking the insinuation, Tony said "Don't give me any lip, Chris. I once killed a hundred gooks in a single day when I was in Vietnam."

Quinn, Jim and Chris all frown.


Quinn and Jim's bedroom, later that evening...

Quinn and Jim are sitting up in bed talking about the latest developemnt. Quinn said "I can't believe he just barged in here and invited himself over for the next two weeks."

Jim said "I can't believe he changed his mind about attending the wedding. Especially since it's no secret that my father hates you."

Quinn said "That's why I'm worried. What if he's up to something?"

Jim said "I doubt that. Everything's been set in motion and the weddings as good as done at this point. The only way to stop it now is for us to back out and my father knows that's not gonna happen."

Quinn said "I just know he's going to ruin the wedding."

Trying to be optimistic, Jim said "Maybe Dad'll behave himself...for once."

Quinn said "I'm not holding my breath on that one. He's up to something, I feel it in my gut."

Sighing, Jim said "I've got that feeling, too. I just can't figure out what his possible endgame is."

Quinn said "If he's up to something than what are we gonna do?"

Jim thinks for a moment.

"We let it play out. If he's up to no good then chances are my mother knows nothing about it. Once Dad tips his hand we call Mom and tell her what's going on. She's the one person I know who's capable of keeping him in check. Once she learns that Dad's pulling something she'll put a stop to it real quick."

Quinn said "So, we just keep our eyes peeled for now?"

Jim nods. Quinn looks thoughtful.


Quinn and Jim's garage, the next day...

Jim is checking under the hood of Tony's 1968 GTO. Everything checks out.

"There you go, Dad. The oil's good, the steering and brake fluids are top notch and the transmission's fine."

Tony said "At least you're good for something."

At this point they're approached by Kevin.

"Hey, Jim." He notices Tony's car. "Is that a '68 GTO!? Cool!"

Jim said "Yep, fully restored." Jim introduces Tony and Kevin to each other. "Dad, this is Kevin Thompson. He lives next door. Kevin, this is my father, Tony Carbone."

As Kevin and Tony shake hands, Tony said "Nice to meet you, Mr. Thompson."

Kevin said "Call me Kevin, Mr. Carbone."

Tony barked "And call me Sergeant Major, Kevin. That was my rank until those pencil necked pinko bereaucrats forced me to retire early."

Kevin said "Sergeant Major, cool!"

Tony bragged "Yep. Used to be in the Army. Killed me a hundred gooks over in "Nam."

Kevin said "Cool!"

Tony said "You think that's cool, get a look at this."

Tony rolls up his sleeve and shows Kevin the tattoo on his bicep. It's a dagger with two M-16's across it. Under that is a ribbon that says "Ranger". Above it is the motto "Rangers Lead The Way".

Kevin admiringly said "You used to be an Army Ranger. That's really cool, Sergeant Major."

Rolling his sleeve down, Tony asked "What's your story, Kevin?"

Kevin bragged "In high school I was the QB."

Tony said "No kidding. My other son, Chris, was the quarterback in both high school and college. Won back to back state championships."

"Awesome!" said Kevin. "Did he go pro?"

Tony shook his head.

"Nah, just got a cushy job as a casting agent in Hollywood and married a blonde hottie. Then he managed to f#%$ that up."

Kevin said "I never went pro either. I had to repeat my senior year of high school because my grades sucked."

Tony barked "WHAT!? Since when do athletes get shit on like that!?"

Kevin said "I know, dude."

They exchange smiles while Jim looks absolutely livid.


McGrundy's Pub, a few nights later...

A taxi pulls up in front of the pub. Quinn, Daria and Jane step out. Quinn looks a little confused. She said "Okay, after Tony drags Jim and his friends to Philadelphia for the evening you two show up and beg me to come with you to McGrundy's. What gives?"

Smirking, Jane said "You'll see."

Quinn notices that Daria has her famous half-smile.

Music: "I Like It" by Enrique Iglesias

They enter the bar and find that Stacy, Sandi and Lindy are there. Also present are Quinn's old college roommate, Nicole, as well as Tiffany, Tori Jerhico, Erin Chambers and a few other people that we don't know and will never see again so I won't even bother with a description.

"SURPRISE!"

Lindy added "Quinn, welcome to your bachelorette party."

Quinn now has a huge smile on her face as she joins all her friends and acquaintences.

"How did you guys put this together?"

Jane said "I called in a few favors. Benefits of having a musician brother."

Quinn asked "Do I get a preview of this new mystery band Trent has?"

Daria said "Unlikely. He's been really tight lipped about this new band he's got."

Jane added "He says we'll find out at the wedding."

Sandi approached Quinn and said "I booked some entertainment for later. He calls himself the sexy stud."

"A male stripper?" said Quinn, "Nice."

Stacy asked "Is he cute?"

Sandi reassured them.

"I've seen pictures on his website. He's an absolute stud."

Tori told the bartender "Drinks for everyone."

They are all served drinks. Even Lindy.

I shouldn't, but it's a once in a lifetime party, so what the hell.

She immediately downs her Bourbon on the rocks. All the other girls do the same.


Meanwhile, at a hotel in Philadelphia...

Jim, Tony, Mack, Chuck, Chris and Kevin are standing in the lobby. Mack looks disappointed. "Tony," he said, "This is where you wanted to go instead of Cafe Risque?"

Tony said "Hells yeah! This is way better than a regular strip joint."

Chuck notices that all of the women are in either their late teens or twenties and very scantiliy clad.

"Ohhh, I like. Grrrrroooowww."

Kevin looks at one of the girls. She walks right up to him.

"Hey, stud."

As she practically grinds Kevin, he said "Hey, babe. What's up?"

The woman, a blond with faked boobs and a strapless dress so tight it's a miracle it doesn't fall off, said "Nothing much, sexy. What's your name?"

Visibly turned on, Kevin said "Kevin, I used to be the QB."

"Ohhh, Quarterbacks get me soooooo wet."

Chris, looking very apprehensive, said "Kevin, you're married."

Kevin said "X-nay, dude. She, like doesn't need to know that."

The woman said "I don't care. I'll do things to you your wife never would."

"AWRIGHT!"

Mack asked Chuck "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Chuck said "Yes, and if I wasn't married I'd be all over these feisty ladies. Grrrrooowwwww!"

Apprehensive, Jim asked "Dad, what kind of hotel is this?"

Tony said "Isn't it obvious? I'm buying all youse guys hookers."

Jim, Chris, Chuck and Mack all gasp in shock. Kevin, on the other hand...

"WHOA! Like, thanks, Sergeant Major."


Act II

A hotel/brothel in downtown Philadelphia, evening...

Everyone is shocked that Tony has just brought them to a brothel for Jim's bachelor party instead of a strip club. Mack said to Jim "The original plan was too have this party at Cafe Risque, but your father insisted."

Chuck added "Yeah, we didn't know this place was a brothel."

Patting Jim on the back, Tony said "Go on, kid. Pick yourself out a live one."

At this point, Jim is approached by a brunette in a tight black tube dress that shows ample cleavage and has a hem so high that any movement of her legs shows her thong panties. She grinds on Jim.

"Hey, big boy. You're the guest of honor, huh?"

Tony said "Jim, I'd like you to meet Candy. She'll rock your world."

Chris said "Dad, you know her!?"

"Of course. I'm a regular customer."

Candy aggressively grinds her ass on Jim's crotch.

"Hey, stud, you make me soooo wet. What are you gonna do about it?"

Jim is too freaked out to speak. In fact, he's so uncomfortable that Candy's sexy grinding isn't even making him hard, which she notices.

"What's the matter, sexy? You're too young to need Viagara."

Tony said "Candy, unzip his pants and show him what you can do with your mouth."

Candy turns around to do just that when Jim stops her.

"No."

Candy said "What's the matter? I'm not your type?"

Ignoring her, Jim said "Dad, I'm not cheating on Quinn."

Tony said "It's not cheating when she was paid."

Kevin stops making out with his hooker and adds "Yeah, dude. It's your bachelor party. You, like, get a pass for doing other girls."

Sarcastic, Jim said "And I'm sure Quinn'll see it that way."

Tony said "That's why you don't tell her."

Mack said "I'm not cheating on Daria, no way."

Chuck said "And there's no way I'm cheating on Stacy."

Finally, Jim said "Look, it's my party and I say we get out of here and go to a legit place."

Chris finally said "As much as I'd like to get busy with these girls, I'm with Jim, Mack and Chuck on this."

Realizing he's out voted Tony graoned "Awright, fine, you bunch of pussys. We'll go to Cafe Risque."

Kevin stops making out with his hooker.

"AW, MAN!"


McGrundy's, a short time later...

Quinn and her friends are all having a good time at her bachelorette party. Even Daria is loosening up thanks to the alcohol. She said "Thi...his...t'is iz awezome, Qu'n...his..."

She's obviously drunk. Quinn thought Well, better her than Lindy.

While Lindy's a little tipsy she's actually pacing herself and still has a ways to go before she'll be wasted. Just then, the lights go out, ecept for a spotlight on the stage.

"And now..," said Sandi, "...it's time for the main event."

The girls all turn their attention to the stage. A voice booms on a loudspeaker.

"Alright, Ladies, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Preeeesenting...THE SEXY STUD."

The curtain draws back. Standing next to a stripper pole is...Jim's uncle, Vito. Everyone gasps in shock. He's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and black pants. The music starts.

Music: "Evacuate The Dance Floor" by Cascada

Vito immediately rips off his shirt, revealing his flabby chest and massive beer gut, both of which are disgustingly hairy. He sways in time with the music. Next, he rips off his pants to reveal the thong speedo that he's wearing. He shakes his flabby, hairy and enormous ass at the visibly disgusted girls.

In the audience, Quinn turns to Sandi.

"Sandi, what the hell!?"

Sheepish, Sandi explained "In the picture he looked like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. I thought since he's a stripper we could overlook the fashion faux pas."

Stacy asked rhetorically "Does that look like a disco stud too you."

On stage, Vito grinds his barely covered crotch on the stripper pole. In the audience Jane and Daria look with disgust. Daria said "I'm go..urp...BLEEEEEEECCCH!"

As she vomits on the floor Jane said "I feel like doing the same thing."

Vito sways his body in a manner that the girls would find hot on an in shape guy, but seeing Vito's old, flabby body jiggle is making everyone nauseous. Sandi finally decides enough is enough. She hops right up on stage, kills the music and gets right in Vito's face.

"WHAT THE HELL!? I expected a sexy stud, not an obese old guy. In fact, aren't you the guy who got fresh with me in the champagne room last year?'

Vito said "You recognized me, huh."

Sandi asked "Who was the guy in that picture on your website?"

Vito admitted "Me...When I was 25."

Sandi is NOT amused.

Vito said "I recently went into the male stripper business to get chicks, but since I'm 59 and a little overweight I had to be creative with the advertising."

Sandi buries her face in her hand and lets out a frustrated sigh.


Cafe Risque, an hour later...

Music: "Take It Off" by Ke$ha

Jim, Chris, Tony, Mack, Chuck and Kevin are at the bar while girls are dancing topless on stage. Mack said "Now, this is more like it."

Tony crumbled "Well, it's not a brothel but at least all of the girls have nice ta-tas. How'd you know this place?"

Jim explained "When Quinn was still at her father's consulting business this place was one of their clients. Also, our friend, Sandi, works here."

Tony asked "Is she hot and can I see her?"

Jim said "She has tonight off, she's with Quinn at her bachelorette party."

"Figures." Tony grumbled.

At this point, a waitress walks by. She's clad in nothing but a matching bra and G-string. Tony immediately slaps her on the ass.

"Get me a Jack on the rocks, woman."

A bouncer walks up to Tony.

"Hey, this place has a strict look but don't touch policy."

Tony barked "Don't talk to me like that. I killed a hundred men."

The bouncer said "I don't care if you've killed a million. Keep your hands to yourself, this is your only warning."

Tony folds his arms and grumbles.


Meanwhile, at Quinn and Jim's house...

Quinn, Daria, Jane, Lindy, Stacy and Sandi are in bikinis relaxing in the Jacuzzi that's adjacent to the pool. They're also having more drinks. Sandi said "Sorry about that disaster at McGrundy's."

Quinn said "It's okay, Sandi. It was an honest mistake."

Daria's eyes start to get heavy. She's about to fall asleep when Jane shakes her.

"You alright?"

Quinn added "Yeah, sis."

Daria slurred "I...hic...I...dink...urp...too...mucking...futch...hic..."

Jane said "Daria, maybe you should sleep it off."

Quinn said "Yeah, you can sleep in any of the guest rooms."

Daria said "t...hic...'ankz...hic..."

Jane helps Daria out of the hot tub.

"I'll be back once she's settled."

With that, Daria and Jane leave while the other four continue to sit and drink.

After downing a whole glass, a tipsy Sandi said "This is great, Quinn."

Quinn said "Hey, the official party may have been a bust, but this after party has been great."

An also tipsy Lindy said "How about a game?"

Also tipsy, Stacy said "Great idea. I'm up for Truth or Dare." Whe the others give Stacy a 'really' type look, she adds "Adutl Truth or Dare."

"I'm game." said Quinn.

"Me too." said Sandi.

Stacy took another swig of her Mojito and said "Okay, who goes first?"

Lindy said "I will. Stacy, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever kissed a girl?"

Blushing, Stacy said "Yes, more than once. I did it at party's to tease Chuck."

Stacy said "Sandi, truth or dare."

Sandi said "Dare."

"Take off your bikini and play the game naked."


An hour later...

Music: "Not Myself /tonight" by Christina Aguilera

The girls are still playing. Daria is in the house sleeping it off while Jane has joined them in the hot tub. They're all a little drunk, but not totally wasted, and still playing Truth Or Dare. They're also naked.

"Quinn," said Sandi, "truth or dare."

"Truth."

Sandi takes another swig of Patron before asking "When Danni kissed you last fall, how did it feel?"

Quinn looks a little uncomfortable.

"Are you sure you wanna know?"

Sandi said "I'm over it, and yes."

Quinn downed her drink to steel her nerves.

"I...To be honest, I was too shocked for anything to register when she kissed me."

Inching closer, Sandi, in a sultry voice, asked "Well, what about when you think back to it?"

Jane said "Yeah, Quinn. Inquiring minds wanna know."

Quinn admitted "When she kissed me I went into autopilot for a minute out of surprise."

Inching even closer to Quinn, Sandi asked in a seductive tone "And?"

Quinn, emboldened by alcohol, said "We had our tongues in each other's mouths."

Now right next to Quinn, a drunk Sandi asked in a breathy whisper "Did you like it?"

Caught up in the moment, Quinn admitted "I kinda did."

Sandi immediately leans in and kisses Quinn on the lips. Quinn is too stunned to react until Sandi opens her mouth. Quinn responds by opening her own mouth and letting Sandi slip in some tongue. When the kiss deepens, Sandi throws her arms around Quinn and pulls her close. Quinn automatically moans into Sandi's mouth. The kiss breaks.

"I want you, Quinn."

Sandi kisses her again. They passionately moan into each others mouths and start groping.


Act III

Quinn and Jim's house, evening...

Quinn, Sandi, Stacy, Jane and Lindy are in the jacuzzi next to the pool in the back yard. They're all naked and drunk. Sandi and Quinn are passionately making out. Smirking, Jane said "Well, this just took an interesting turn."

Stacy said "It's too bad Jim and Joey aren't here."

Lindy said "Yeah, they'd probably enjoy this."

At the mention of Sandi's boyfriend and Quinn's fiancee both girls eyes suddenly go wide. They immediately stop making out and back away from each other.

"OHMYGOD!" Sandi exclaimed.

"WHAT ARE WE DOING!?" said an equally shocked Quinn.

Jane said "Some pretty wild tongue wrestling."

Quinn said "You were...we were...making out...I...I was...ENJOYING IT!"

Sandi stammered "I...I..don't know what came over me."

They exchange funny looks. Stacy said "Well, this just got weird."

"No kidding," said Lindy, "I knew Sandi was bi, but Quinn."

Quinn protested "But I'm not into girls."

Sandi said "You seemed pretty into me just now."

Quinn said "But...I mean...we can't...Jim...Joey..."

Sandi now has a guilty expression on her face.

"Yeah."

Jane said "The way I see it, what happens here stays here."

Sandi looks at a now petrified Quinn.

"Sorry."

Quinn says nothing, she's too shocked.

Jane said "Sandi, how long have you wanted Quinn?"

Sandi said "That's just it. I find her very attractive but I know she's straight. I can't believe what we just did."

Sandi takes another drink and slams it down her throat in one gulp. To Quinn, Jane said "Don't worry about it. I went all the way with a girl once but I'm still straight."

The others give Jane a curious look.

"What? I was curious so I hooked up with a girl when I was at BFAC. Haven't done it with a girl since because my curiosity was satisfied."

Sandi gives Jane a curious look.

"You once had sex with a girl and you don't consider yourself bi?"

Jane explained "It was just to satisfy curiosity, nothing more. In any event, I got it out of my system."

Sandi said "But you can't just be with a member of your own gender and no longer be bisexual."

Rolling her eyes, Jane said "That's why it's called bi-CURIOUS, not bisexual."

Quinn and Sandi now look very confused. Lindy said "Maybe we've just had too much to drink. I mean, we are naked in a hot tub talking about sex."

Everyone now feels extremely awkward.


Meanwhile, at Cafe Risque...

The guys are all liquored up and having a good time. Suddenly, the owner, Mr. Vorchevsky, takes the stage.

"We have special guest tonight. Mr. James Carbones is gettings married next week. Come on up here."

Jim looks at the other guys. Mack said "Come on Jim."

Chuck added "Yeah, you didn't really think you were gonna leave without a lap dance, were you."

Jim comes up on stage as a chair is being placed in the middle. Mr. Vorchevsky said "Have a seat."

Jim sits down in the chair and the music starts.

Music: "Naughty Girl" by Beyonce

A brunette clad in sexy lingerie and a feather boa takes the stage. She wraps the boa around Jim and proceeds to give him a lap dance. All the guys cheer her on. Jim, loosened up by alcohol, enjoys every minute of it.

Tony said "He'll take a lap dance but not a f&%# and a blow job!?"

Chris said "C'mon, Dad, loosen up."

Tony turned his attention to the bartender and barked "Another Jack on the rocks!"

The bartender gives Tony his drink. He downs it in one gulp and asks for another.

"Keep 'em coming."

The bartender complys. As he drinks, Tony thinks This is such bullshit. My pansy ass son gets a lapdance. A look of pure rage is now on Tony's face. That little waste of sperm doesn't deserve action, I do!

With that, Tony downs the rest of his drink.

F#$% it!

Tony immediately hops on the stage and pulls the girl away from Jim.

"Why don' ya dance f'r a real man, sweet cheeks?"

The woman shouts "HANDS!"

Tony forgot that Cafe Risque has a strict look but don't touch rule. He grabs her ass and she slaps him.

"I like 'em feisty!"

Chuck has a guilty look on his face.

"Didn't that used to be my line?"

At this point, a bouncer rushes the stage.

"YOU WERE WARNED, PAL!"

The bouncer attempts to tackle Tony, but Tony immediately turns around. He grabs the bouncers wrist with one hand and his collarbaon with the other. Tony rolls onto the floor and throws the bouncer clear across the room. Two other bouncers try to rush Tony, but Tony leaps up and does a spinning kick that knocks them both unconscious. He lands on his one feet.

"WHO'S NEXT!?"

Three more bouncers try to rush Tony. He sidesteps one and trips him. As the bouncer falls face first Tony knocks him out with a karate chop to the back of the neck. The second bouncer lunges at Tony. tony ducks under his arms and comes in close. Wrapping the bouncers right arm with his left, Tony uses his own right arm to elbow his face before forcing his head down as Tony brings up a knees. The bouncer is unconscious with a broken nose and jaw after that. Thon leaps at the third bouncer and jump kicks him in the face before punching him in the gut, followed by a devastating punch to the face.

"HOOOO-RAH! THIS IS FUN!"


Mr. Vorchevsky's office...

Mr. Vorchevsky in on the phone.

"Lawndale Police, there is crazy man on rampage at my club. My security can't handle him...Thank you. Please hurry!"


The main club, a short time later...

All of the bouncers are beaten to a pulp while the girls and the bartender have run off. Only Tony, Jim, Chris, Mack, Chuck and Kevin remain. Kevin said "Whoa! Sergeant Major, you, like, totally kicked ass!"

Tony said "You take on a former Delta Force operator that's what happens."


Meanwhile, outside...

A whole team of police cars has surrounded the building. A SWAT team in full riot gear storms the building.


Inside...

The guys are now surrounded by SWAT. The team leader said "DOWN ON THE GROUND! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!"

The guys all get down on the ground. Jim muttered "Nice job, Dad."

And you thought your bachelor party was crazy.


Quinn and Jim's house, morning...

Quinn enters the kitchen in her pajamas. Daria is there and having coffee.

"Morning, Quinn."

"Morning, Daria."

Daria asked "What did I miss?"

Quinn said "After you went down we played sexy Truth or Dare. It got kind of wild."

Daria asked "As in?"

"As in we all wound up naked. That and I made out with Sandi."

Daria's eyes go wide.

"I thought you weren't into girls."

Quinn said "That's why I'm confused. I've never been interested in girls but last night I made out with one. If we hadn't thought of our guys at the last minute who knows how far things would've gone."

Daria said "So, you had a bi-curious moment."

Quinn said "It kind of turned me on. What if I've been bi all this time and just never realized it?"

Daria asked "Have you ever looked at other women the same way you look at men?"

Quinn thought for a minute.

"No."

"Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about a girl?"

"No, that's what makes it so weird. I've never been into girls but last night I was a little turned on when I kissed Sandi."

Daria explained "I think what turned you on was the excitement of something new. I think if you and Sandi had gone past kissing you would've felt really weird about it."

Quinn asked "But, what if I am bi and I just don't know it?"

Daria said "Quinn, you're 27. If you were bi I think you would've suspected before now."

Quinn looks thoughtful.

She's right. Sandi said she first felt attracted to girls around the same time she discovered guys. I was only ever attracted to guys. Sandi repressed that side of herself until college while I never had anything to repress. I'm not bi. what happened last night was just curiosity mixed with alcohol.

"Thanks, Daria."

At this point, Lindy and Stacy come in. Stacy asked "What are you guys talking about?"

Quinn said "My makeout session with Sandi."

Lindy said "Quinn, just because you got drunk and kissed a girl doesn't mean you're bi."

Stacy added "Yeah, Quinn. I've kissed girls and it turned me on, but what turned me on was the fact that it was turning Chuck on to see me do that. I never wanted to actually go all the way with them."

Relieved, Quinn said "That's Daria's assessment too. I was just turned on by the thrill of unexplored territory."

Daria asked "Where are Jane and Sandi?"

Lindy said "They stayed in the hot tub a little while after the rest of us turned in."


Upstairs, a short time later...

Quinn, Daria, Stacy and Lindy are going to one of the spare bedrooms. Quinn said "This is the only room they could be in."

She opens the door and they all walk in. Sandi and Jane's bikinis are on the floor while Jane and Sandi are in bed. They're asleep in each others arms and they're naked. Not only that, but it's obvious by the thrown sheets that they did very little sleeping. blushing, Quinn said "When will I learn to knock first?"

Daria said "I'm going to pretend I never saw this."

"Me too, sis. Me too."

At this point, Quinn's cell phone vibrates.

"Hello...Jim!...Where are you guys?"

Quinn's eyes go wide.

"Arrested!?"

To Be Continued...