Jackie: Yay! Finally I've got another chapter up! Sorry it's taken so long but I've been getting ready for school to start tomorrow so just as a heads-up it's gonna take me longer to update now.
Merik, YMerik & Bakura: *drinking beers*
Seto: *working on laptop*
Yugi & Joey: *dueling*
Mai: *putting on makeup*
Isis, Bambi & Tea: *talking about jewelry*
Tristin & Duke: *comparing hair gels*
Ryou: *sleeping*
Yami: *watching Yugi duel*
Isis: HEY! MERIK GIVE ME THAT BEER! *grabs beer from Merik* You're too young to be drinking beer!
YMerik & Bakura: *sniggers*
Merik: *glares*
Jackie: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLO?!?!?!?!? DIDN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME!??!?! I'M BACK!!
Yugi: *looking up* Oh hello. *goes back to dueling*
Jackie: -_- Ugh whatever. I don't own Yugioh.
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In Duke, Bambi, Tea & Ryou's room Duke was already asleep and Bambi and Ryou had gone to get some drinks. Tea was standing alone in her nightgown looking out the window. She sighed, thinking about everything that had happened that day. Suddenly she felt a hand on her shoulder and saw a lock of white hair.
Tea: 'Oh crap! Merik!'
Ryou: Hey Tea.
Tea: *sighs* Hi Ryou. 'Thank god!'
Ryou: Why are you so tense?
Tea: Oh nothing.
Ryou: *looks out the window*
Tea: Where's Bambi?
Ryou: She was also hungry so she went down to get something to eat.
Tea: *looks at Ryou's profile* You know with that earring you look very...I dunno, I guess dangerous.
Ryou: Really? It was cool at first but now I just feel weird without Brian and Kent. Plus Bakura's mad at me.
Tea: Why do you care what he thinks? He's never nice to you.
Ryou: *shrugs*
Tea: Besides...I think it makes you look really good.
Ryou: *takes Tea's hand* Really?
Tea: *flushes* Yeah.
They stood there holding hands looking at each other and Tea felt the same weird sensation she had felt back at Duelist Kingdom whenever Ryou would look at her. Then the door opened and Bambi walked in.
Bambi: Hey I got some sandwhiches, do either of you want one?
Ryou: Uh, no thanks Bambi.
Ryou said goodnight and climbed into his bed, but Tea couldn't help notice that he sounded a little disappointed.
Meanwhile in Seto, Serenity, Yugi & Yami's room Seto was lying awake on his side thinking. Yugi was snoring softly in his own bed, and Yami was facing the other direction on his own bed so he couldn't tell if he was asleep or not. Serenity was lying on the otherside of him asleep. Earlier after about 15 minutes of awkward starring they had decided to lie back to back, but Serenity had rolled over in her sleep.
Seto: 'Great! This is just great! What a shit-load of a mess you've got yourself into this time Seto! You're sleeping in the same bed with the woman you like, and she's the mutt's sister!'
Seto rolled over and watched Serenity sleeping in her pink pajamas.
Seto: 'No! No I don't like her. She's a Wheeler and below me.'
At that moment Serenity sighed in her sleep and leaned against Seto. He looked down at her sleeping peacefully against him.
Seto: 'Oh screw that! I'm in love with her!'
And he wrapped his arms around her and almost immediately fell asleep. (Awww! KAWAII!!!!)
In Isis, Bakura, Merik & YMerik's room Isis was lying awake in bed. Bakura was lying on his bed not making any noise and Merik & YMerik were snoring loudly.
Isis: *rolling over* 'How the hell am I supposed to sleep with those two making such a racket?!'
She rolled over again restless and then got up deciding she would fix herself a midnight snack.
Meanwhile back in Tea, Duke, Bambi & Ryou's room Tea also couldn't sleep. She finally got up and wandered into the hallway and stood by the window.
Tea: 'What's going on with me? I originally liked Ryou, then Yami, and now I don't know who I like anymore! I felt a little annoyed when Bambi opened the door on me and Ryou, but I also felt kind of relieved. Plus when Yugi said he kissed Salina I got all jealous...do I like Yugi?'
Then Tea felt for the second time that night a hand on her shoulder and saw out of the corner of her eye white hair.
Tea: 'Oh no Merik! Or is it Ryou again?'
She turned around and saw Bakura right behind her.
Tea: Bakura! 'Ugh there are too many white-haired guys!'
Bakura: Hello Tea. Why are you out here?
Tea: *nervously* Uh, just couldn't get to sleep.
Bakura: Neither could I. *looks out the window* The stars are very beautiful tonight, aren't they?
Tea: Bakura are you alright?
Bakura: *grins* Never better.
Tea: *nervously* Cause you're kinda freaking me out.
Bakura: Well I have to act like my abiou, remember?
Tea: Oh right.
Bakura: *puts his arms around Tea*
Tea: *very nervously* Uh - Bakura what are you doing?
Bakura: *grins* Acting like my abiou.
Tea: Ryou wouldn't do this, or want to do this for that matter!
Bakura: How would you know what my abiou wants to do? I can read his thoughts, I know everything he wants to do, whether he does it or not.
Bakura leaned in and kissed Tea gently on the lips.
Tea: *blushing* Wait, that's it?
Bakura: *grins* I'm acting like my abiou, remember?
Tea: *confused* But, but, why would you do that? If Ryou doesn't...I thought you liked Isis?
Bakura: Well she chose Yami and you're the second best thing.
Tea: *annoyed* I'm second best?
Bakura: *grins* Was that jealously I heard? And I thought you liked my dear little abiou.
Tea: *speechless*
Bakura laughed and went back into his room, leaving Tea alone starring after him.
Tea: *fuming* 'I'm second best! Hmph! How dare he? He thinks he can just call me second best, kiss me and walk away? Wait - why do I care if he thinks I'm second best?'
Tea paused looking out the window.
Tea: 'He's an awfully good kisser.' *frowns* 'Eww Tea! What's wrong with you? He tried to kill you and everyone else including Yugi! ...But he was so gentle, I mean, he could have raped me or something evil like that but he just gently kissed me and went back to bed, like a gentleman, like Yugi or Ryou! ...Probably because he was acting like Ryou! But he wasn't really...Ryou wouldn't have laughed, and Ryou wouldn't have kissed me in the first place. Ugh! What is up with all the evil guys hitting on me?!?!?!'
Tea stumbled back into her room still thinking and went to bed.
Meanwhile in Seto, Serenity, Yugi & Yami's room everyone was alseep. Until-
Serenity: *wakes up and sees someone's arms around her* Ahh!
She jolted causing her with Seto still holding onto her to fall off the bed onto the floor.
Seto: What the hell, Serenity?
Serenity looked up and blushed. She was lying on the floor and Seto was ontop of her in his green boxers.
Seto: *realizing the situation, blushes* Er...
Serenity: *looks over Seto's shoulder*
Seto: What? *turns around*
Yugi was standing there looking at them horrified in his yellow star pajamas.
Serenity: Er - no Yugi it's not what it looks like!
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yami: *waking up, rolls over and sees them* What? What - oh my sacred Ra!
Seto & Serenity: *blushes*
Yami: *grins* Looks like you two were getting comfortable!
Seto & Serenity: *at the same time* Nothing happened!
Yami: *still grinning* And yet you're still in the same position!
Seto & Serenity: *blushing quickly get off each other*
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!! *starts crying*
Yami: Yugi! *grabs Yugi and hugs him* Look what you did! YOU RUINED YUGI'S INNOCENCE!!
Seto & Serenity: Err.... *sweatmarks*
Yami: Shame on you! And I've tried so hard to keep him innocent and pure! *to Yugi patting him on the back* There, there Yugi, it'll be okay!
Yugi: *hiccups*
Yami: *glaring at Seto* Look now you've gone and given him the hiccups! Stay here with him while I go get some water! *leaves*
Seto & Serenity: *blushing*
Yugi: *hiccups*
Seto & Serenity: *sweatmarks*
In Joey, Tristin & Mai's room things were more peaceful. Mai was sound asleep, Tristin was snoring loudly and Joey was lying awake in bed looking at Mai.
Joey: *sighs* 'Why can't I stop thinking about her? Even my usual trick, counting the different kinds of donuts isn't working!'
He got up and walked to Mai's bed. Then he turned around to go back to his bed, but changed his mind, turned around and kissed Mai on the forehead. Then he went back to his bed to go to sleep.
Mai: *yawn*
Joey: *freezes, turns around*
Mai: *yawns, opens her eyes* Uh, Joey?
Joey: *startled* Huh - yeah?
Mai: *sits up* Why are you still awake?
Joey: Er, I couldn't get to sleep.
Mai: Well now I'm up too. *yawns* Let's go downstairs and get a drink. *they leave*
Downstairs, Isis was eating some yogurt when she heard a noise.
Isis: Who's there?
Yami: *walks in* Oh hey Isis, it's just me.
Isis: Oh. *blushes*
Yami: What are you doing down here?
Isis: Well my brother and his dumbass yami were snoring so loudly I couldn't get to sleep, so I decided to come down here and eat something.
Yami: *looks at yogurt* Fat free vanilla? Doesn't that stuff taste like crap?
At that moment Joey and Mai walked in unnoticed but quickly backed out when they saw the two of them there.
Joey: *whispers* It's Yami and Isis!
Mai: Shhhh!
Isis: Yeah, it does but atleast you know you're not getting any fatter. *finishes yogurt*
Yami: *blushes* I think you look perfect.
Isis: *blushes* Thanks Yami.
Silence.
Yami: *hesitantly* Did you really mean what you said - in truth or dare?
Isis: *blushes heavily* Well it is truth or dare.
Yami: Is that a yes?
Isis: *even redder* Er...
Yami put his hand on Isis's shoulder and ran his other through her hair.
Joey: *whispers* Awww man we shouldn't be seeing this! Come on Mai let's go!
Mai: *whispers, starring* No, it's sweet!
Then Yami slowly leaned down and kissed Isis firmly on the lips. Isis blushed beet red and put her arms around Yami while he continued running his fingers through her hair.
Mai: *her hand to her heart* Awwwwwww!
After a minute they broke away, both of them blushing bright red.
Isis: *still red* Er, so anyway you never told me why you were down here.
Yami: Oh, uh, Yugi had the hiccups so I came down to get him some water.
Isis: How did he gets the hiccups at this time of night?
Yami: Well, he kind of, um, lost his innocence.
Joey, Mai & Isis: *very confused*
Isis: Huh?
Yami: Well I woke up when Yugi screamed, and he was starring at something on the ground. So I leaned over and well, there was Serenity on the floor and *blushes* Kaiba was ontop of her.
Joey: WH-
Joey began to yell and run in but Mai clamped her hand over his mouth.
Isis: WHAT?!
Yami: Yeah and they were both starring at Yugi.
Isis: Was - I mean, uh, were they...?
Yami: No, they both had their clothes on.
Joey: *relaxes a little (a very little)*
Yami: But they both looked like they were enjoying it, if you know what I mean!
Joey tried to run in again but Mai tackled him onto the ground.
Isis: *giggles* Huh, what was that noise?
Yami: What?
Isis: Whatever. Anyway how did they get on the floor?
Yami: Well, they were sleeping in the same bed-
Joey tried to yell but Mai's hand was still over his mouth and she was barely able to hold Joey down. However Mai was just as shocked as Joey. She was listening with her eyes bulging.
Yami: -so I guess they must have fallen off.
Isis: *in disbelief* Why were they sleeping in the same bed?
Yami: Because there were only three beds in our room and Yugi and I had our own.
Isis: *gets up* WHAT?! You made them share a bed?! You and Yugi could have shared or one of you could have gone into your soulroom! *hits Yami* I can't believe you did that!
Yami: Ow!
Isis: That's so wrong! *pauses* I'm disgusted with you Yami! *starts to leave*
Yami: Wait, Isis! *runs after her*
Mai: *hisses* Quick!
She pulled Joey with her behind a plant as Isis and Yami ran by. After two minutes Mai uncovered Joey's mouth.
Joey: GET OFFA ME MAI! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS! HOW DARE HE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY SISTER!!!
Mai: Joey! Shhhhh! We can't go up there or Yami and Isis will know we were listening and I don't know about Yami but Isis will never forgive me!
Joey: So what? That filthy piece of slime gets to get away with abusing my little sister!!?!?!
Mai: Joey he didn't abuse her! It was just an accident! They fell off the bed!
Joey: Yeah well Yami said he looked like he was enjoying it!
Mai: No, he said they looked like they were enjoying it.
Joey: *confused*
Mai: They Joey. *softly* Serenity included.
Joey: *dumbfounded* No! She wouldn't....she's my little sister!
Mai: She's not that little anymore Joey! She can decide for herself.
Joey: No way! I won't let her! He's 4 years older than her and a jerk!
Mai: He's not necessarily a jerk to her Joey. He's a jerk to you because you're Yugi's best friend and he's always disliked Yugi for beating him. And as for the age thing - who cares? Joey I'm a year older than you!
Joey: But that's different! You're only a year! Plus it's okay that I'm younger because I'm the guy and guys are naturally tougher than girls anyway...
Mai: WHAT?!
Joey: Er...I mean but it's still four years versus one! And you know Kaiba!
Mai: Yeah I know Kaiba, but Joey are you completely blind as well as stupid or haven't you seen the way he sometimes acts around her?
Silence.
Mai: *sighs* Someone had to break it to you eventually Joey.
Silence.
Mai: Just don't do anything stupid and Joey-like, okay?
Silence.
Mai: Ugh, let's go back to bed.
They walked back up to their room still silent and went back to bed.
The next morning Seto, Yami, Yugi, Tea, Mai, Merik, Ryou, Bakura, YMerik, Isis, Duke and Bambi were all sitting down eating breakfast.
Joey: *walks in*
Seto: About time you woke up Wheeler.
Joey: *glaring* F$@% off Kaiba!
Yugi: *shocked* Joey!
Tea: Joey that was uncalled for!
Serenity: *walks in*
Joey: Hey Serenity! Come sit by me! *points to the empty chair next to him*
Serenity: Uh, okay Joey. *sits down avoiding Seto's glance*
They ate quickly, Joey talking to Serenity possesively and shooting evil glances at Seto while Bakura kept on complaining about how his hair was damaged because he ran out of his hair cream to make it soft and fluffy. After a half an hour they assembled outside to start their journey again.
Seto: Okay, who's going in my car?
Serenity: *opens her mouth to talk*
Joey: *quickly grabbing Serenity* Serenity you're going in my car!
Mai: -_-; *putting her hand to her head, mumbling* Could he be more stupid?
Isis: I'll go in Kaiba's car.
Yami: Then so will I.
Isis: *glares, still mad at Yami*
Yami: *shrinks away*
Seto: I don't really care who goes in my car as long as those two freak-shows don't! *points to Merik & YMerik*
Merik: *pouts*
After an hour everyone got in the car. Tea, Mai, Serenity, Bakura, Ryou, and Merik in Joey's car and Yugi, Yami, Isis, Duke, Bambi, Tristin and YMerik in Seto's car to his annoyance.
Joey: How come I got stuck with the psychos?!
Yami: Hey we've got the moron's yami over here!
Isis: My brother isn't a moron!
Yami: Yes he is.
Isis: No he's not.
Yami: Yes he is.
Isis: *red* No he's not!
Yami: Yes he - AAAAHHH!
Isis pounced on him and a big dust cloud occurred in the car.
Duke: *gets hit in the face by Isis's arm* Ouch! It's too squished in here to fight!
Seto: And I thought she liked him.
Bambi: Well you know the ones who fight the most really love each other.
Isis: *pauses kicking the crap out of Yami* GYAHH!! *starts kicking the crap out of Bambi*
Bambi: AAHHHHH JESUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: What is that matter with you woman?!
Isis: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes back to kicking the crap out of Yami*
Yami: AHH! Oof! Ow!
Yugi: Er, why do I suddenly have the feeling that Isis has gone crazy?
Seto: Okay let's go!
The two cars lurched forward and began driving to Paris. In Joey's car...
Bakura: *clutching his stomach* I think I'm going to be sick!
Tea: Ewwww!
Mai: *holding on for dear life to the car door* Joey for the love of god slow down!!
Serenity: Joey!!!!!!!!
Joey: *presses down on the brake*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *thrown forward*
Bakura: I'm gonna be sick!! *runs out of the car*
Seto on the video phone: Mutt, why have you stopped?
Joey: STOP CALLING ME A MUTT OR I'LL SHOVE YOUR FACE UP YOUR ASS!!
Seto on the video phone: *smirks* I'd like to see you try. Get back on the road! *goes off*
Joey: What a jerk!
Serenity: Don't call him a jerk Joey!
Joey: *looks at Serenity piercingly* Look Serenity I want you to stay away from him, no matter what he may seem to you he's a jerk and I don't want you to get hurt. I've known him longer than you Serenity and he's not a nice guy!
Serenity: That's not true! *flushes* I mean, it's not like he's evil or something like Bakura, Merik or YMerik!
Joey: I don't care Serenity! He's a bastard!
Mai: Joey! *grabs Joey*
Bakura: *sighs getting back in the car*
Mai: Just start driving Joey!
Joey: *scowling starts driving*
Tea sat nervously in the back because Bakura had pushed Ryou over and now she was sitting in between him and Merik.
Bakura & Merik: *smiles at Tea*
Tea: *sweats* Er...
Bakura: *starts fiddling with a pair of scissors*
Merik: *starts sharpening knives*
Bakura: *glares at Merik, starts twirling a chain saw*
Merik: *glares at Bakura, starts juggling daggers*
Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile in Seto's car Isis was still kicking the crap out of Yami even though Yugi, Duke, Bambi and Tristin were all trying to hold her back.
Bambi: Calm - down - Isis!
Yami: AHHHH! SHE BIT ME!!!!!!!!
Seto: What the f$ck is going on back there!?
They finally got Isis off Yami and back into her seat but she was still thrasing around trying to get back up.
Yami: *looking around*
YMerik: *grinning holding something behind his back*
Yami: *eyes narrow* If you're holding behind you're back what I think you're holding behind your back, then I'm about to stick what I think you're holding behind your back up your ass!
Everyone: *very confused*
YMerik: Uh...
Yami: *lunges at YMerik and grabs the Millenium Rod from behind his back, growls*
YMerik: *sweats* Er...nice pharaoh!
Yami: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!! *begins punching YMerik*
Yugi: Yami no! Stop!
YMerik: Get off me pharaoh!
Seto: SHUT UP BACK THERE I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY PISSED OFF!!!!!!
Yugi: *pulls Yami back into his seat*
Yami: *growling still holding the rod*
YMerik: *glares at Yami* Give me back my rod pharaoh!
Yami: Shut up!
YMerik: *tries to lunge at Yami but Tristin stops him*
Yugi: Yami give him back his rod!
Yami: But Yugi-
Yugi: *puts on sad innocent face*
Yami: Ugh, fine! 'I can never say no to that face!'
Yugi: ^_^
Yami: But first... *releases Isis* Now you can have it back! But don't you dare try to control her again or I will shove it up your ass! *throws it at YMerik*
Isis: Hey! *looking around* What just happened?
Bambi: YMerik was controlling you somehow and got you to beat up me and Yami.
Isis: Oh no! Bambi I'm so sorry! *turns to YMerik* You little - I should send you off to boarding school for this!
YMerik: *pales* 'Shit I forgot!' No no please it won't happen again!
Isis: *glares*
Yami: Hmph. You apologize to her but not me when you bit me?!
Isis: Oh Yami I'm sorry! Where did I bite you?
Yami: *points to his arm*
Isis: Here, will this make it better? *kisses his arm*
Yami: *blushes*
Tristin: How come he gets all the girls?!
Duke: I know, right?
Tristin and Duke began complaining about how no girls liked them while Seto kept driving. However unknown to any of them something very bad was going on in Joey's car.
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Jackie: Hee hee, what's going on in Joey's car? I'll tell you this...it's not pretty...
Tea: Hey I've gotta question, how come I can't decide who I like?
Jackie: Shut up. I don't feel like talking to you. Anyway sorry that whole chapter was a little "reflective"-y but I had to put that stuff in somewhere. Please review!!
Merik, YMerik & Bakura: *drinking beers*
Seto: *working on laptop*
Yugi & Joey: *dueling*
Mai: *putting on makeup*
Isis, Bambi & Tea: *talking about jewelry*
Tristin & Duke: *comparing hair gels*
Ryou: *sleeping*
Yami: *watching Yugi duel*
Isis: HEY! MERIK GIVE ME THAT BEER! *grabs beer from Merik* You're too young to be drinking beer!
YMerik & Bakura: *sniggers*
Merik: *glares*
Jackie: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLO?!?!?!?!? DIDN'T ANYBODY HEAR ME!??!?! I'M BACK!!
Yugi: *looking up* Oh hello. *goes back to dueling*
Jackie: -_- Ugh whatever. I don't own Yugioh.
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In Duke, Bambi, Tea & Ryou's room Duke was already asleep and Bambi and Ryou had gone to get some drinks. Tea was standing alone in her nightgown looking out the window. She sighed, thinking about everything that had happened that day. Suddenly she felt a hand on her shoulder and saw a lock of white hair.
Tea: 'Oh crap! Merik!'
Ryou: Hey Tea.
Tea: *sighs* Hi Ryou. 'Thank god!'
Ryou: Why are you so tense?
Tea: Oh nothing.
Ryou: *looks out the window*
Tea: Where's Bambi?
Ryou: She was also hungry so she went down to get something to eat.
Tea: *looks at Ryou's profile* You know with that earring you look very...I dunno, I guess dangerous.
Ryou: Really? It was cool at first but now I just feel weird without Brian and Kent. Plus Bakura's mad at me.
Tea: Why do you care what he thinks? He's never nice to you.
Ryou: *shrugs*
Tea: Besides...I think it makes you look really good.
Ryou: *takes Tea's hand* Really?
Tea: *flushes* Yeah.
They stood there holding hands looking at each other and Tea felt the same weird sensation she had felt back at Duelist Kingdom whenever Ryou would look at her. Then the door opened and Bambi walked in.
Bambi: Hey I got some sandwhiches, do either of you want one?
Ryou: Uh, no thanks Bambi.
Ryou said goodnight and climbed into his bed, but Tea couldn't help notice that he sounded a little disappointed.
Meanwhile in Seto, Serenity, Yugi & Yami's room Seto was lying awake on his side thinking. Yugi was snoring softly in his own bed, and Yami was facing the other direction on his own bed so he couldn't tell if he was asleep or not. Serenity was lying on the otherside of him asleep. Earlier after about 15 minutes of awkward starring they had decided to lie back to back, but Serenity had rolled over in her sleep.
Seto: 'Great! This is just great! What a shit-load of a mess you've got yourself into this time Seto! You're sleeping in the same bed with the woman you like, and she's the mutt's sister!'
Seto rolled over and watched Serenity sleeping in her pink pajamas.
Seto: 'No! No I don't like her. She's a Wheeler and below me.'
At that moment Serenity sighed in her sleep and leaned against Seto. He looked down at her sleeping peacefully against him.
Seto: 'Oh screw that! I'm in love with her!'
And he wrapped his arms around her and almost immediately fell asleep. (Awww! KAWAII!!!!)
In Isis, Bakura, Merik & YMerik's room Isis was lying awake in bed. Bakura was lying on his bed not making any noise and Merik & YMerik were snoring loudly.
Isis: *rolling over* 'How the hell am I supposed to sleep with those two making such a racket?!'
She rolled over again restless and then got up deciding she would fix herself a midnight snack.
Meanwhile back in Tea, Duke, Bambi & Ryou's room Tea also couldn't sleep. She finally got up and wandered into the hallway and stood by the window.
Tea: 'What's going on with me? I originally liked Ryou, then Yami, and now I don't know who I like anymore! I felt a little annoyed when Bambi opened the door on me and Ryou, but I also felt kind of relieved. Plus when Yugi said he kissed Salina I got all jealous...do I like Yugi?'
Then Tea felt for the second time that night a hand on her shoulder and saw out of the corner of her eye white hair.
Tea: 'Oh no Merik! Or is it Ryou again?'
She turned around and saw Bakura right behind her.
Tea: Bakura! 'Ugh there are too many white-haired guys!'
Bakura: Hello Tea. Why are you out here?
Tea: *nervously* Uh, just couldn't get to sleep.
Bakura: Neither could I. *looks out the window* The stars are very beautiful tonight, aren't they?
Tea: Bakura are you alright?
Bakura: *grins* Never better.
Tea: *nervously* Cause you're kinda freaking me out.
Bakura: Well I have to act like my abiou, remember?
Tea: Oh right.
Bakura: *puts his arms around Tea*
Tea: *very nervously* Uh - Bakura what are you doing?
Bakura: *grins* Acting like my abiou.
Tea: Ryou wouldn't do this, or want to do this for that matter!
Bakura: How would you know what my abiou wants to do? I can read his thoughts, I know everything he wants to do, whether he does it or not.
Bakura leaned in and kissed Tea gently on the lips.
Tea: *blushing* Wait, that's it?
Bakura: *grins* I'm acting like my abiou, remember?
Tea: *confused* But, but, why would you do that? If Ryou doesn't...I thought you liked Isis?
Bakura: Well she chose Yami and you're the second best thing.
Tea: *annoyed* I'm second best?
Bakura: *grins* Was that jealously I heard? And I thought you liked my dear little abiou.
Tea: *speechless*
Bakura laughed and went back into his room, leaving Tea alone starring after him.
Tea: *fuming* 'I'm second best! Hmph! How dare he? He thinks he can just call me second best, kiss me and walk away? Wait - why do I care if he thinks I'm second best?'
Tea paused looking out the window.
Tea: 'He's an awfully good kisser.' *frowns* 'Eww Tea! What's wrong with you? He tried to kill you and everyone else including Yugi! ...But he was so gentle, I mean, he could have raped me or something evil like that but he just gently kissed me and went back to bed, like a gentleman, like Yugi or Ryou! ...Probably because he was acting like Ryou! But he wasn't really...Ryou wouldn't have laughed, and Ryou wouldn't have kissed me in the first place. Ugh! What is up with all the evil guys hitting on me?!?!?!'
Tea stumbled back into her room still thinking and went to bed.
Meanwhile in Seto, Serenity, Yugi & Yami's room everyone was alseep. Until-
Serenity: *wakes up and sees someone's arms around her* Ahh!
She jolted causing her with Seto still holding onto her to fall off the bed onto the floor.
Seto: What the hell, Serenity?
Serenity looked up and blushed. She was lying on the floor and Seto was ontop of her in his green boxers.
Seto: *realizing the situation, blushes* Er...
Serenity: *looks over Seto's shoulder*
Seto: What? *turns around*
Yugi was standing there looking at them horrified in his yellow star pajamas.
Serenity: Er - no Yugi it's not what it looks like!
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yami: *waking up, rolls over and sees them* What? What - oh my sacred Ra!
Seto & Serenity: *blushes*
Yami: *grins* Looks like you two were getting comfortable!
Seto & Serenity: *at the same time* Nothing happened!
Yami: *still grinning* And yet you're still in the same position!
Seto & Serenity: *blushing quickly get off each other*
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!! *starts crying*
Yami: Yugi! *grabs Yugi and hugs him* Look what you did! YOU RUINED YUGI'S INNOCENCE!!
Seto & Serenity: Err.... *sweatmarks*
Yami: Shame on you! And I've tried so hard to keep him innocent and pure! *to Yugi patting him on the back* There, there Yugi, it'll be okay!
Yugi: *hiccups*
Yami: *glaring at Seto* Look now you've gone and given him the hiccups! Stay here with him while I go get some water! *leaves*
Seto & Serenity: *blushing*
Yugi: *hiccups*
Seto & Serenity: *sweatmarks*
In Joey, Tristin & Mai's room things were more peaceful. Mai was sound asleep, Tristin was snoring loudly and Joey was lying awake in bed looking at Mai.
Joey: *sighs* 'Why can't I stop thinking about her? Even my usual trick, counting the different kinds of donuts isn't working!'
He got up and walked to Mai's bed. Then he turned around to go back to his bed, but changed his mind, turned around and kissed Mai on the forehead. Then he went back to his bed to go to sleep.
Mai: *yawn*
Joey: *freezes, turns around*
Mai: *yawns, opens her eyes* Uh, Joey?
Joey: *startled* Huh - yeah?
Mai: *sits up* Why are you still awake?
Joey: Er, I couldn't get to sleep.
Mai: Well now I'm up too. *yawns* Let's go downstairs and get a drink. *they leave*
Downstairs, Isis was eating some yogurt when she heard a noise.
Isis: Who's there?
Yami: *walks in* Oh hey Isis, it's just me.
Isis: Oh. *blushes*
Yami: What are you doing down here?
Isis: Well my brother and his dumbass yami were snoring so loudly I couldn't get to sleep, so I decided to come down here and eat something.
Yami: *looks at yogurt* Fat free vanilla? Doesn't that stuff taste like crap?
At that moment Joey and Mai walked in unnoticed but quickly backed out when they saw the two of them there.
Joey: *whispers* It's Yami and Isis!
Mai: Shhhh!
Isis: Yeah, it does but atleast you know you're not getting any fatter. *finishes yogurt*
Yami: *blushes* I think you look perfect.
Isis: *blushes* Thanks Yami.
Silence.
Yami: *hesitantly* Did you really mean what you said - in truth or dare?
Isis: *blushes heavily* Well it is truth or dare.
Yami: Is that a yes?
Isis: *even redder* Er...
Yami put his hand on Isis's shoulder and ran his other through her hair.
Joey: *whispers* Awww man we shouldn't be seeing this! Come on Mai let's go!
Mai: *whispers, starring* No, it's sweet!
Then Yami slowly leaned down and kissed Isis firmly on the lips. Isis blushed beet red and put her arms around Yami while he continued running his fingers through her hair.
Mai: *her hand to her heart* Awwwwwww!
After a minute they broke away, both of them blushing bright red.
Isis: *still red* Er, so anyway you never told me why you were down here.
Yami: Oh, uh, Yugi had the hiccups so I came down to get him some water.
Isis: How did he gets the hiccups at this time of night?
Yami: Well, he kind of, um, lost his innocence.
Joey, Mai & Isis: *very confused*
Isis: Huh?
Yami: Well I woke up when Yugi screamed, and he was starring at something on the ground. So I leaned over and well, there was Serenity on the floor and *blushes* Kaiba was ontop of her.
Joey: WH-
Joey began to yell and run in but Mai clamped her hand over his mouth.
Isis: WHAT?!
Yami: Yeah and they were both starring at Yugi.
Isis: Was - I mean, uh, were they...?
Yami: No, they both had their clothes on.
Joey: *relaxes a little (a very little)*
Yami: But they both looked like they were enjoying it, if you know what I mean!
Joey tried to run in again but Mai tackled him onto the ground.
Isis: *giggles* Huh, what was that noise?
Yami: What?
Isis: Whatever. Anyway how did they get on the floor?
Yami: Well, they were sleeping in the same bed-
Joey tried to yell but Mai's hand was still over his mouth and she was barely able to hold Joey down. However Mai was just as shocked as Joey. She was listening with her eyes bulging.
Yami: -so I guess they must have fallen off.
Isis: *in disbelief* Why were they sleeping in the same bed?
Yami: Because there were only three beds in our room and Yugi and I had our own.
Isis: *gets up* WHAT?! You made them share a bed?! You and Yugi could have shared or one of you could have gone into your soulroom! *hits Yami* I can't believe you did that!
Yami: Ow!
Isis: That's so wrong! *pauses* I'm disgusted with you Yami! *starts to leave*
Yami: Wait, Isis! *runs after her*
Mai: *hisses* Quick!
She pulled Joey with her behind a plant as Isis and Yami ran by. After two minutes Mai uncovered Joey's mouth.
Joey: GET OFFA ME MAI! I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS! HOW DARE HE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY SISTER!!!
Mai: Joey! Shhhhh! We can't go up there or Yami and Isis will know we were listening and I don't know about Yami but Isis will never forgive me!
Joey: So what? That filthy piece of slime gets to get away with abusing my little sister!!?!?!
Mai: Joey he didn't abuse her! It was just an accident! They fell off the bed!
Joey: Yeah well Yami said he looked like he was enjoying it!
Mai: No, he said they looked like they were enjoying it.
Joey: *confused*
Mai: They Joey. *softly* Serenity included.
Joey: *dumbfounded* No! She wouldn't....she's my little sister!
Mai: She's not that little anymore Joey! She can decide for herself.
Joey: No way! I won't let her! He's 4 years older than her and a jerk!
Mai: He's not necessarily a jerk to her Joey. He's a jerk to you because you're Yugi's best friend and he's always disliked Yugi for beating him. And as for the age thing - who cares? Joey I'm a year older than you!
Joey: But that's different! You're only a year! Plus it's okay that I'm younger because I'm the guy and guys are naturally tougher than girls anyway...
Mai: WHAT?!
Joey: Er...I mean but it's still four years versus one! And you know Kaiba!
Mai: Yeah I know Kaiba, but Joey are you completely blind as well as stupid or haven't you seen the way he sometimes acts around her?
Silence.
Mai: *sighs* Someone had to break it to you eventually Joey.
Silence.
Mai: Just don't do anything stupid and Joey-like, okay?
Silence.
Mai: Ugh, let's go back to bed.
They walked back up to their room still silent and went back to bed.
The next morning Seto, Yami, Yugi, Tea, Mai, Merik, Ryou, Bakura, YMerik, Isis, Duke and Bambi were all sitting down eating breakfast.
Joey: *walks in*
Seto: About time you woke up Wheeler.
Joey: *glaring* F$@% off Kaiba!
Yugi: *shocked* Joey!
Tea: Joey that was uncalled for!
Serenity: *walks in*
Joey: Hey Serenity! Come sit by me! *points to the empty chair next to him*
Serenity: Uh, okay Joey. *sits down avoiding Seto's glance*
They ate quickly, Joey talking to Serenity possesively and shooting evil glances at Seto while Bakura kept on complaining about how his hair was damaged because he ran out of his hair cream to make it soft and fluffy. After a half an hour they assembled outside to start their journey again.
Seto: Okay, who's going in my car?
Serenity: *opens her mouth to talk*
Joey: *quickly grabbing Serenity* Serenity you're going in my car!
Mai: -_-; *putting her hand to her head, mumbling* Could he be more stupid?
Isis: I'll go in Kaiba's car.
Yami: Then so will I.
Isis: *glares, still mad at Yami*
Yami: *shrinks away*
Seto: I don't really care who goes in my car as long as those two freak-shows don't! *points to Merik & YMerik*
Merik: *pouts*
After an hour everyone got in the car. Tea, Mai, Serenity, Bakura, Ryou, and Merik in Joey's car and Yugi, Yami, Isis, Duke, Bambi, Tristin and YMerik in Seto's car to his annoyance.
Joey: How come I got stuck with the psychos?!
Yami: Hey we've got the moron's yami over here!
Isis: My brother isn't a moron!
Yami: Yes he is.
Isis: No he's not.
Yami: Yes he is.
Isis: *red* No he's not!
Yami: Yes he - AAAAHHH!
Isis pounced on him and a big dust cloud occurred in the car.
Duke: *gets hit in the face by Isis's arm* Ouch! It's too squished in here to fight!
Seto: And I thought she liked him.
Bambi: Well you know the ones who fight the most really love each other.
Isis: *pauses kicking the crap out of Yami* GYAHH!! *starts kicking the crap out of Bambi*
Bambi: AAHHHHH JESUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: What is that matter with you woman?!
Isis: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes back to kicking the crap out of Yami*
Yami: AHH! Oof! Ow!
Yugi: Er, why do I suddenly have the feeling that Isis has gone crazy?
Seto: Okay let's go!
The two cars lurched forward and began driving to Paris. In Joey's car...
Bakura: *clutching his stomach* I think I'm going to be sick!
Tea: Ewwww!
Mai: *holding on for dear life to the car door* Joey for the love of god slow down!!
Serenity: Joey!!!!!!!!
Joey: *presses down on the brake*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *thrown forward*
Bakura: I'm gonna be sick!! *runs out of the car*
Seto on the video phone: Mutt, why have you stopped?
Joey: STOP CALLING ME A MUTT OR I'LL SHOVE YOUR FACE UP YOUR ASS!!
Seto on the video phone: *smirks* I'd like to see you try. Get back on the road! *goes off*
Joey: What a jerk!
Serenity: Don't call him a jerk Joey!
Joey: *looks at Serenity piercingly* Look Serenity I want you to stay away from him, no matter what he may seem to you he's a jerk and I don't want you to get hurt. I've known him longer than you Serenity and he's not a nice guy!
Serenity: That's not true! *flushes* I mean, it's not like he's evil or something like Bakura, Merik or YMerik!
Joey: I don't care Serenity! He's a bastard!
Mai: Joey! *grabs Joey*
Bakura: *sighs getting back in the car*
Mai: Just start driving Joey!
Joey: *scowling starts driving*
Tea sat nervously in the back because Bakura had pushed Ryou over and now she was sitting in between him and Merik.
Bakura & Merik: *smiles at Tea*
Tea: *sweats* Er...
Bakura: *starts fiddling with a pair of scissors*
Merik: *starts sharpening knives*
Bakura: *glares at Merik, starts twirling a chain saw*
Merik: *glares at Bakura, starts juggling daggers*
Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile in Seto's car Isis was still kicking the crap out of Yami even though Yugi, Duke, Bambi and Tristin were all trying to hold her back.
Bambi: Calm - down - Isis!
Yami: AHHHH! SHE BIT ME!!!!!!!!
Seto: What the f$ck is going on back there!?
They finally got Isis off Yami and back into her seat but she was still thrasing around trying to get back up.
Yami: *looking around*
YMerik: *grinning holding something behind his back*
Yami: *eyes narrow* If you're holding behind you're back what I think you're holding behind your back, then I'm about to stick what I think you're holding behind your back up your ass!
Everyone: *very confused*
YMerik: Uh...
Yami: *lunges at YMerik and grabs the Millenium Rod from behind his back, growls*
YMerik: *sweats* Er...nice pharaoh!
Yami: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!! *begins punching YMerik*
Yugi: Yami no! Stop!
YMerik: Get off me pharaoh!
Seto: SHUT UP BACK THERE I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY PISSED OFF!!!!!!
Yugi: *pulls Yami back into his seat*
Yami: *growling still holding the rod*
YMerik: *glares at Yami* Give me back my rod pharaoh!
Yami: Shut up!
YMerik: *tries to lunge at Yami but Tristin stops him*
Yugi: Yami give him back his rod!
Yami: But Yugi-
Yugi: *puts on sad innocent face*
Yami: Ugh, fine! 'I can never say no to that face!'
Yugi: ^_^
Yami: But first... *releases Isis* Now you can have it back! But don't you dare try to control her again or I will shove it up your ass! *throws it at YMerik*
Isis: Hey! *looking around* What just happened?
Bambi: YMerik was controlling you somehow and got you to beat up me and Yami.
Isis: Oh no! Bambi I'm so sorry! *turns to YMerik* You little - I should send you off to boarding school for this!
YMerik: *pales* 'Shit I forgot!' No no please it won't happen again!
Isis: *glares*
Yami: Hmph. You apologize to her but not me when you bit me?!
Isis: Oh Yami I'm sorry! Where did I bite you?
Yami: *points to his arm*
Isis: Here, will this make it better? *kisses his arm*
Yami: *blushes*
Tristin: How come he gets all the girls?!
Duke: I know, right?
Tristin and Duke began complaining about how no girls liked them while Seto kept driving. However unknown to any of them something very bad was going on in Joey's car.
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Jackie: Hee hee, what's going on in Joey's car? I'll tell you this...it's not pretty...
Tea: Hey I've gotta question, how come I can't decide who I like?
Jackie: Shut up. I don't feel like talking to you. Anyway sorry that whole chapter was a little "reflective"-y but I had to put that stuff in somewhere. Please review!!
