Here's another interview! It's of Behrooz. He was voted in by...the other camels. Yeah. Here goes.

Interview #5

Behrooz the Camel

-featuring explanations on the beginning of the Camels' herd AND extra details about Ryu/Behrooz

"Alright, Mr. Behrooz, what do you do?"

"Well, I'm a pianist." The larger camel (larger as in height, not in weight) sat upon the now green couch. (it's snatural)

"What do you play?"

"Well, I do all sorts, but mainly jazz, and a little bit of the waltz." Behrooz was adorned by flower necklaces, and a herd (cough) trio of slightly-calmer fan-girls were curled up by him. They fanned him, they gave him chocolates, and they massaged his feet.

"So, I heard you played the main piano piece in Yo ho. How did that go?" Bob scratched his head, possibly in envy of the three fan-girls (who were actually calm, because they were the three specially-picked by Behrooz himself) who were helping his every need, or perhaps because he just needed to move around the lice.

"It was...well, it was a little too boring for my taste, to be honest."

"Oh. So...are you Crevan's 'top dog'?"

"I suppose you could say that."

"Does she give you any responsibilities or privileges that the other camels don't have?"

"I don't think that's something I can say on the air."

"Well, do you have any news on Keanu and Ryu? I heard that they went to the Bahamas."

"Yes, well, I think that's their own business."

"Oh, Behrooz! You can tell them! And if you won't, I will." Crevan sat across the room, listening patiently, and handing Boxy fresh french fries at the same time.

"Fine, fine, fine." Behrooz smiled. "Well, as you might or might not have heard, they recently were wed, after they decided that 'they were right for each other', as Ryu would put it." He leaned back. "They took a really long time, as far as camels go. I think we filmed for four or five months, and there was all the planning and crap before that. We've been a herd since...I think after The Will Turner Bashing Series, Crevan, Boxy, and I met Keanu. After that, we met Ryu in the lighting department and Crevan bought her from an Arabian who was in charge of the lights. So, after the first two months of filming Yo Ho, we had gotten to know each other, and we formed our 'herd'."

"Don't forget, Behrooz, that you and Ryu were together for a while," Crevan added, throwing him a fry.

"You and Ryu were together?" Bob asked in wonder.

"Yes, we were together for about...maybe five and a half weeks. After that, we knew we weren't the right types. For one thing, she's like my little sister. I have to take care of her sometimes, and sometimes I have to back her up, and sometimes I just need to tell her she doesn't know what the heck she's talking about. The other thing is, I think we're actually distantly related. For camels, being together is alright if you're not of the same direct line. Like, you have to be second cousins or beyond to be 'together' permanently. Even if not, it just didn't seem right." Behrooz stopped for a minute.

"So, do Keanu and Ryu seem right?" Bob asked.

"Do be honest, yes. They seem just right. He has his calm side, and she has hers, but then they both have completely different personalities. Like, I think you already know that Ryu's a vegetarian, but Keanu can't go fifteen minutes without his beef jerky," Behrooz chuckled.

"Are you going to be in the sequel to Yo ho, The Dead, the Dying, and the Very Tan?"

"Only a small part. I play a part with the Kronos Quartet near the end as Aravis and-" Crevan leaped up and smacked her hand over his mouth.

"You're not allowed to tell the ending, remember?" she reminded him, shaking.

"Right. And I'm a random passerby, too."

"That's all?" Bob was hunched over. Still.

"That's all." Behrooz arose, and with him his three fan-girls. "Well, I gotta run, I'm doing a Minuet at one of Kaden and Kiley's plays."

"Okay. CUT!" Bitten walked in.

"Nice job man, nice job."

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