In the corner of the galaxy where love and desire fly freely, there are two life forms who have been engaged in a battle since Creation.

...

So, my little lost Lamb. Why have you come to my church? Brassiere asked.

"O all powerful and all knowing God! Please stop...stop the fighting between B-Boxer and S-Sock..." Brief pleaded.
"I beg of you.."

"I'm gonna choke you so hard, you won't be able to mouth off at me ever again! "Sock yelled as he strangled Boxer.

"Whoa! Timeout!" Brief yelled as he tried to pull them apart." What's wrong with you guys?! Boxer and Sock ignored him and stared at eachother." Haven't you learned your lesson about how petty your squabbling is?!"

Boxer and Sock punched Brief in the face." Shut the fuck up!"

Brief flew back and crashed into the alter where Brassiere was standing.

"They refuse to grow up." Bra muttered.

At that moment the sky turned red and two asteroids came crashing down!

"W-W-W-Wow!" Brief exclaimed gawking at the asteroid in front of him.

He banged his fist on the asteroid. "Is this..." he licked it."an a-asteroid?!"

A door open on the asteroid and crushed Chick. Out came a blue and red robot.

"The battle will take place here." The robot stated.

"A-Awesome! I never dreamed I'd actually meet a real robot warrior! Wait rill I tell my sci-fi buddies! "He said to himself. "My name is Brief! "

"My name is Cocktimus prime. I have come to end this."

"End what?" Brief asked." Did you come here by yourself to stop their fighting? "

"No you are mistaken. I am not alone."

And then. A loud crash sounded behind them as a robot burst through the wall.

"My name is mingeatron. It's over Cocktimus." The other robot said.

"There's another one!" Brief yelled.

"What are you looking at?" Mingeatron asked Sock who was staring intently at him.

"That marshmallow looks really good." He replied.

"This?" Mingeatron asked pointing a pink spot in his chest. "This is the core of all sentient robots. Known as the Guimauve. It serves as our heart."

Sock disregarded him and ate the Guimauve anyway." Delicious! "

"You fool! That isn't food!" Mingeatron yelled. He broke apart from the destruction of his core.

Sock went through a slightly similar process but was reconstructed as a robot.

"My name is Gothic Emperor Sock. Now it's over!"

"That was badass! "Boxer yelled on the side.

"I don't believe this..." Mingeatron said as he was now only a head.

"A fitting end, Mingeatron." Cocktimus stated. He looked to the side and saw that Boxer was eating his core." Stop!" He broke apart like Mingeatron had.

"Ew,this taste like shit!" Boxer went through the same reconstruction and was now a robot." My name is Douche Commander Boxer. I'm here to end this!"

What do I do?! This is totally out of control! "Brief yelled. A piece of the ceiling fell and knocked him out cold.

Boxer was in his room looking for new recruits.

His things began to transform into robots.

"Soundnoise transhome!"

"Lovechair transhome!"

"Spinbed transhome!"

"Cattlehead transhome!"

"Condom transhome!"

Sock was in his room doing the same.

"Firetorch transhome!"

"Sugarscream transhome!"

"Cage transhome!"

"Skullhead transhome!"

"Bigdildo transhome!"

...

In the kitchen the Boxerbots have surrounded the refrigerator.

"Sock is obsessed with eating. "Boxer stated." Once we've secured the sweets that are his lifeblood, victory will be ours!"

"My radar's going crazy!" One of Boxer's boys said. He scanned the refrigerator . Blades penetrated the robot when he touched the fridge.

"What?!" Boxer yelled

Another robot ran up to the fridge.

"Are you okay? Im coming..." The robot was pierced by multiple blades.

Sock emerged from within the fridge and gave an evil chortle.

"Everything sugary is already in my tummy! "He laughed.

"Fuck!" Boxer exclaimed as more of Sock's allies surrounded his team." That's fightin' dirty, Sock!"

"Too bad for you, Boxer."

"Boxerbots, attack!"

Each of them shot lasers at each other while Brassiere and Chick sat at the kitchen table.

Sock was in the hallway outside the bathroom ready to burst.

"Open up!" He yelled banging on the door." I can't hold it in!"

Boxer laughed." Silly Sock. You can shit your guts out for all I care!"

A frightening tactic from Boxer.

Boxer signaled for his team to be quiet.

"It's too damn quiet out there. Something's up he's not calling me a bastard."

Boxer quickly checked outside the door before a red dot appeared on his forehead.

"You're still a bastard and you're still stupid." Sock chuckled.

More red dots appeared until Boxer's face was completely red.

"An ambush! No fair, Sock!" Boxer yelled.

The Sockcons' response was to wear diapers.

"All's fair in love and war!" Sock told him. He took out a megaphone and yelled,"Fire!"

They all fired blowing out the whole bathroom.

...

Boxer retreated to the Boxerbot base in the chapel to do some maintenance.

"Damn! I'm in a shitty mood now!"

A pink car raced into the base.

"Transhome!" The car transhomed into a female Boxerbot." Please forgive my tardiness."

Boxer turned his head toward the bot."Huh? Who the hell are you?"

"C-Commander Boxer?"

"Such a hottie..." Boxer drooled. He grabbed the bots hand."Come with me!" Then ran into a private room.

It's time to screw.

"I'm about to explode!" The female bot said as Boxer put his screwdriver to her screw.

Sparks erupted as they connected and moans were the only sounds that could be heard.

"Spark!" The pink bot yelled before she exploded.

"It's a suicide bomber!" The Boxerbots outside yelled.

Meanwhile, at the Sockcon base in the residential tower.

"The church will be yours in no time, Master Sock." A robot informed him.

Sock chuckled,"That spy should have reduced Boxer to scraps by now."

"Ha, I doubt your plan's gonna work." A Boxerbot laughed.

An explosion came followed by Boxer with the broken suicide bomber.

"You've got serious balls, asshole! Get your ass over here so I can split you in half!" He yelled angrily.

"Follow Commander Boxer's lead!" A member of his team yelled.

All the boys began to shoot as Sock walked over to boxer.

"Weren't you the one complaining about ambushes just a moment ago?!" Sock screamed. He raised his sword and swung it back down.

Boxer blocked the attack with his gun.

"What? When did that ever happen?!" He said before punching Sock.

They hit each other back and forth. Days went by with no progress at all. Weapons were built into the building after a while.

...

"It's finally time! This will be our final battle!" An upgraded Sock said.

"Ha, the hell it is!" Boxer retorted.

Both sides were staring each other down. The end was finally near.

"Sockcons transhome!" They charged forward toward the Boxerbots.

"Boxerbots transhome!"

The Boxerbots and Sockcons fought each other until the brink of destruction.

Boxer broke through Socks defenses and began to attack.

"I'll send you to the scrapheap!" Boxer screamed.

"We'll see who's going to the scrapheap!" Sock yelled back.

They crashed into each other and flew back to their sides. Boxer shot most of Sock's team and raced back towards Sock.

A giant robot fell leaving Boxer and Sock to fall into the chapel.

Who will win this epic battle?

...

"I feel like I just had a really bad nightmare." Brief groaned after he regained consciousness.

He looked around at the metal walls before he saw Boxer and Sock tumbling toward him.

Brief stumbled back and stepped on Cocktimus' and Mingeatron's head.

"Brief! Could you please not step on my head?" Cocktimus asked.

"You got guts, kid." Mingeatron added.

Brief stumbled back farther.

"I'm sorry!" He screeched. "If your still alive, you should stop their fight!"

"Give it up, Brief. Those two in our stead are going to settle the war upon which the destiny of all sentient robots rests." Cocktimus explained to Brief.

"That's so selfish!" Brief yelled." You dragged them into your stupid little war!"

"They did this to themselves." Mingeatron retorted.

"Don't you have any respect for human life?!" Breif asked hastily.

"There's no need to feel shame! Our race considers it an honor to die in battle!" Cocktimus said. "However that is no longer important. This war will not end until the two of them have settled this once and for all!"

"Why do you keep going on about honer and all that crap! You sound like complete idiots! "Brief yelled.

"What?!" Both robots said in unison.

Brief pointed to the left,"Look!" He was pointing to the battle between Boxer and Sock." Don't you find it repulsive?! This is the true nature of the destiny you speak of!"

"Are you telling us that this is the destiny of our race?!" Mingeatron asked.

"It's hideous! "Cocktimus added." Brief, that was a magnificent speech."

" This kid may be right."

"After watching the two of them squabble, I realize how foolish we've been to allow destiny to bind us in this eternal struggle!"

"We swear that we shall call an immediate halt to this pointless war." Mingeatron turned to Cocktimus." And we promise together from now on."

Their severed arms shook hands.

"That's right!" Brief said cheerfully. "You should work together! And with that settled..."

"I have an excellent idea." Ckocktimus interjected. "To commemorate our new alliance. "

"Uh huh!"

"We shall join forces..." Mingeatron began.

"Uh huh!" Brief said again.

"...to annihilate every pathetic life form on this planet!" They said at the same time.

The broken parts of robots connected to form an enormous ghost.

"Oops." Brief said.

"The fights over, Sock!" Boxer yelled while choking Sock." I'm gonna choke you so hard.. "

They heard the screams of Brief in the distance and turned around.

"H-Help!" Brief screamed.

"Huh? What's that?" Boxer asked.

"It's pretty big." Sock said.

Rumbling came from the private room before a male robot ran out. The robot was soon followed out by Brassiere who was adjusting her clothes.

"Listen up, my motherfuckin' angels! That is clearly a Ghost! An evil spirit born from aliens who lived to fight but were never able to settle things once and for all because their home planet was destroyed! After traveling through the depths of space, it finally reached this planet!" She explained.

"I see." Sock said." So, we're dealing with an imported Ghost from outer space."

"I have no idea what you're talking about, but if we're dealing with a Ghost, it's party time!"

Boxer began a robotic transformation as did Sock. Their appearance returned to that of a human before they began to chant awkwardly, " O wicked spirit born of a something in limbo...Judge? Jury? Re...Something does something or something else... Return to...to... to...!"

They let out a loud scream before attacking the Ghost.

The Ghost exploded like many before it.

"More than meets the eye, my ass!" Boxer said teasingly.

Thousands of blue heavens fell from the Ghost. Every robot burst into thousands of more coins. The flooded into the chapel covering everything.

Boxer popped his head out and yelled," Hell yeah! We hit the damn jackpot. "

"This should be enough for lots of journeys between Heavan and the surface!" Sock said floating along on an inflatable.

Bra picked up a coin and bit on it.

"Hm? thought so. These are foreign Heaven coins. A thousand of these aren't even worth one Heaven." She explained.

"Goddammit!" Boxer yelled.

...

After storing all of the coins they all took a break.

"I was getting worried for a while there, but I'm so glad you're back to normal." Brief said patting the angel's backs." Now you no longer have a reason to fight each other."

They slapped his hand off their backs and turned.

"Would you shut your damn mouth already! "They both said before punching him in the face.

They went back to choking each other like before.

"Do you boys even know how to grow up?" Brassiere asked slightly annoyed.

A box of coins broke open and fell on brief who was lying on the ground.

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In the corner of the galaxy where love and desire fly freely, there were two life forms engaged in a battle since Creation. Their battle will never end!

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