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Well super fast update RAAAH! Not light speed though... Next is the actual party itself. I decided to split it in half because it was too long and I was getting lazy. Sorry guys, in this chapter all you'll be getting is an intro from MeiMei. Sorry MeiMei, (MeiMei pouts) Oh well, next Chap should be coming next week.

Who is the Yao Wang replacement?

Warning: Some Adult Suggestions very mild but just to be safe.


"My lord Yao Wang, is the scenery to your liking?" A maid asked with her head respectfully lowered as the crown prince of the fairy kingdom gazed out of the carriage windows, before him was the road to the Youkai Kingdom. The prince grinned and rested his chin on his palm, "Mmm, needs a little more sunlight" He turned to the maid with a big grin on his face "For the flowers..."


At the Palace...

Kiku sighed as he laid there stretching his stiff limbs, basking underneath the warm sunlight. He blinked drowsily as MeiMei stomped over with a huff of anger. She plopped down in an unladylike fashion and crossed her arms, from her cute little mouth she voiced their problem. "I'm bored aru!" Kiku was about to offer a solution but MeiMei turned her head away and continued rudely, "But I rather die than play shogi or do something equally dumb aru..."

Yao didn't know what possessed him to make him insult Kiku's favorite board game but now he regret it. Yao bit back a scream as he sped passed countless servants, who were used to such occurrences that they just simple parted way for their guest and grinning prince as they sprinted past them. Tears gather at the corners of Yao's eyes, he was debating whether or not to just stop and apologize but he could hear that sadistic kitsune laughing. Yao peered at Kiku from the corners of his eyes and saw Kiku holding a jar of something in one hand.

It was Raisins soaked in Vinegar... Yao's mouth dropped open, oh no, Kiku wouldn't right?

Yes Kiku would and he did. Yao stomped his way into the balcony after a long shower, he let his hair dry out in the sun as he combed it through. He rapidly tied his hair up and stuck pins through. He gotten better at hair styling, he used to stab his scalp or position the pin in the wrong angle, now he's almost a pro. A smile lit up Yao's face, he loved getting good grades... Yao slumped over the bars then in a rage he banged his fist on the hard wood.

Kiku was getting more and more evil! Yao was sure of it! Ever since his confession and rare act of kindness, he been bullying Yao non-stop! In fact it was only just yesterday when he dropped a salamander down Yao's back. Yao shivered in disgust at the memory of the slimy amphibian oozing nasty slime down his back, Yao almost gave away his gender when he started stripping, luckily he wore 12 layers of clothing so the ladies in waiting were able to stop his strip tease. And this morning Kiku pour a jar of bugs from the balcony above Yao's, Yao remembered relaxing under the morning sun before feeling wiggley, creepy, crawly things running down and in his hair to his back.

Yao growled and scowled darkly, Yao felt his gut tell him that something bad's going to happen today. He took a cautious step forward and felt the hair on the back of his neck rise sharply, he stopped his advance suddenly with wide eyes. He slowly looked up but saw nothing, looked to the side but nothing appeared, looked to the other side and there was nothing. The tension in his shoulders began to leave, Yao straightened up before hearing a sweet airy voice behind him ask clearly, "Yao-Yao?"

Kiku bit his lip, he couldn't help it... He really liked MeiMei but... Every time he saw her, he felt his heart speed up and threaten him with whispers of possible heart failures when he was around MeiMei. And how could he ignore the sadistic pleasure he got from her beautiful, adorable screams?

He sighed, the salamander induced scream was the best. It rose sharply before descending slowly then soaring like an eagle then dipping down like... Kiku stretched his arms out... Like a complicated music sheet. Kiku rested his chin on his elbow, contemplating more scream worthy schemes...

While day dreaming of MeiMei's loving screams a shriek rose into the air, Kiku nodded his head with a smile on his lips. Yes, like that... That was the scream he liked best, filled with sweet fear and... Soon the shriek was followed by plitter patter of feet, Kiku nodded contently, yes yes yes, everything was going well. He heard the sound of running feet get closer and closer at a rapid rate.

Kiku's eyes snapped opened, this was not supposed to happen! He looked up to see MeiMei's tear filled and horror filled eyes as she charged down the hall, her wild eyes sought sanctuary, she quickly grabbed Kiku's arms. "Hide me! Hide me quick aru!" She begged, though her words were demanding her tone was not.

Kiku frowned, a twinge of jealousy tore through his heart. Who could make his MeiMei so afraid that she'd beg him for help? An unfamiliar childish giggle came down the hall, MeiMei's eyes widen even more, she gave a squeak and hid behind Kiku. Her hair pins and robes gave her away, Kiku turned to her with an irritated expression, his tail curled around her protectively but his ears twisted in annoyance.

"MeiMei, what is it?" She looked at him with her lips trembling, Kiku would've enjoyed the view but someone else other than him had induced it. "I-It's m-m-m-my..." She was stuttering so bad Kiku had trouble understanding her but his question was answered by a light and cheerful "Darling? Where are you? Are you hiding from me?" Turned to see a towering man, no, boy with messy platinum blond hair and a thick woolen scarf around his neck.

Kiku involuntarily took a step back, how did this stranger get here so quickly without Kiku noticing?! But his thought were interrupted by "Oh Yao-Yao you're so cute!" MeiMei gripped Kiku's sleeve and hissed back angrily, "Don't call me that, Ivan aru!" Ivan closed his violet eyes and hummed "Awww Yao-Yao don't like her name?" MeiMei stopped cowering and spat "I'm not brother! So stop calling me that aru!" She gave a little stomp and Kiku almost kissed her for standing up to that intruder. "Come to me da?" Ivan said reaching for MeiMei. MeiMei suddenly lost her bravo and courage, just gave a small hitched scream before ducking behind Kiku again, her slender fingers digging into his kimono with a deathly grip.

Kiku slapped the gloved hand away and half growled, "Leave, you have no right to bother my guest nor do you have the right to be here." Ivan blinked before smiling happily, "But I'm MeiMei's fiance~~~!" He cooed, if MeiMei had a tail, it'd be all fluffed up by now. "And I was invited here see?" He pulled out a crumpled invite from his pocket, "Besides Kiku should know who he invites to his palace da?" Kiku twitched

"Oh your fiance? How sweet of him to find you!" The Youkai king gushed, things have been going pretty bad for the fairy princess, in fact if her family got a wind of her treatment in the Youkai Kingdom, there'd be another war. And wars gave kings headaches... "Oh! I know! Since your loving Fiance" The king stole a glance at the couple, Ivan was positively blushing and MeiMei had a (stiff) smile on. "Came here just to see you, I think you guys should be together!"

MeiMei blinked and opened her mouth but Ivan beat her to it, "Da! I came here very early so I could spend time with my beloved Ya- I mean MeiMei" both MeiMei and Kiku looked at Ivan in horror, the king nodded, tearing up, he was a hopeless romantic... "Yes, Yes, yes oh young love! In fact maybe you should share rooms! To make up for the lost time-"

MeiMei quickly jabbed in "Nonono! Ivan doesn't visit me much anyway back at home aru!" But Ivan countered with a clever "Oh MeiMei, I was busy! I spent many nights without sleep so I would have free time with you!" The king nearly sobbed at the sweet reunion. "Yes, yes, yes don't worry I won't tell your parents."

He said when he caught MeiMei's horrified expression, it reminded him of a rabbit about to be mauled by wolves. He nodded sympathetically he knew just how scary parents were. In fact when he wooed his wife... He went through hell and back. "You have my blessings." The king said holding his hand up, Kiku's hand was on his sword the whole time, his usually blank face looked strained and tight.

When no one said anything the king put his hand down and coughed awkwardly into his paw. "In secret parent language, it means do as you please." The king coughed again "In your rooms." Then he flashed a kingly smile and waved them away. Kiku's knees were bent in ready-to-kill position and his hand was in the process of drawing his katana out; his expression was blank but within his eyes there was a barely concealed rage. Ivan's grin stretched so wide, it looked like it was about to split his face in half. MeiMei's face was completely drained of color, her eyes were wide as saucers and her mouth open in shock.

Late at night...

Kiku stared at the ceiling, he was done counting every ring, crack, indent on the wooden ceiling. Kiku's teeth began to press together, he should tell the servants to smooth the ceiling, heck, he should tell them to... Kiku exhaled slowly, he began to count sheep again but... Kiku sat up and slammed his paws on the blanket, hissing in anger, his tail angrily knocked his pillow aside. In the silence, he could hear his teeth grinding together and within his mind he could hear MeiMei and Ivan...

Blushing, Kiku pressed his palms to his cheeks; his fingers brushing his bangs aside clumsily. His lips pulled back in an unfamiliar position and his eyebrows scrunched up in sadness and frustration... Kiku wasn't use to feelings that easily overpowered his control, he slapped his face lightly but still... The feelings of jealousy and frustration still remained.

What could he do? Ivan was MeiMei's fiance, why was he so surprised? In fact it was expected! Ivan's kingdom was MeiMei's kingdom's neighbor and... What a fool he was... Telling her he loved her... A short and strangled laugh flew out of Kiku's mouth, no wonder why she didn't say anything when he confessed like a fool he was. To spare him...

Kiku stiffened up before crouching, his ears moved around, listening. He heard rustling of robes and sweaty bare feet patting the floor boards, he blinked, how did the intruder get here so quickly? Damn, if he wasn't so frustrated and distracted he would've noticed a long time ago, Kiku heard his door open. What audacity! To open his door without permission and closing it! Definitely an assassination attempt! Kiku whirled around and knocked the intruder flat on the floor with their hands pinned down above their heads.

Kiku jolted back when he saw who the intruder was, his tail snapped back, "Owww... Waaaah..." The intruder cried, Kiku swiftly jumped back with a huge blush on his face, "Perverted Kitsune aru..." Kiku sat back on his butt and began edging away, flustered "I didn't mean to pin you down like that! I thought you were an assassin or something." Kiku waved his hands in front of him, he remembered the feel of pressing the helpless princess on the floor and sitting on top of her frail form, though she wore too many layers for him to feel the shape of her body... He could still feel the warmth from her body.

"W-What are you doing here?" He asked harshly, for a moment MeiMei just sat there silently clutching her pillow to her chest, her lower lip trembled and tears filled her eyes. She sniffled, Kiku held his hands up helplessly, "Don't cry... Please!" He begged as his eyes wandered around for any secret audiences, there were none. MeiMei rubbed one of her eyes before asking, "Can I sleep here, please Kiku aru?"

When she asked in that sweet wobbly tone of hers, Kiku felt his heart thundering in his chest, he swallowed thickly. He opened his mouth to say no but her eyes... Her beautiful golden eyes... Seduced a "Yes" out of his reluctant lips.


What's this? Yao using womanly charms to get his way? Hurry up MeiMei get that carriage here faster or else Yao will be in danger of really becoming a woman!

MeiMei still sitting in a carriage ignoring writer and readers while looking out of the window.*

Don't worry Ivan's not going to be that bad of a guy... I was thinking of making him a spirit because we've got Youkais and Fairies why not Spirits. Since from all the Russian Fairy Tales they have a lot of spirits and magic talking animals.

The raisin soaked in vinegar part I was too lazy to write it out but I will make it into an extra chapter because I started on it. I got the idea from one of my mom's friends telling her it was a good remedy for sore joints. Ewww...

Thanks mcFinnian for your comment! (:

Intoxicated Panda, wow I totally did not expect you to see that kind of trait and be seen as masculine. Anyway Yao will be more masculine later on.

animexpert-Shizen, I might do a picture but I hate photoshop and I suck at coloring... I attempted but... Eh...