Fan day
Alexis had just arrived home from her dance class, well Irish step dancing class but it was all the same to her. It was 7 pm and she was board she'd figure that the guys were eating by now so why not join them. She stopped at the dinning hall and saw that they weren't there. Alexis then figured that they were in the hot tub. So she went to her room and changed into her swim suit. She arrived to where the hot tub was and saw that they were there.
"Hey guys." She said as she slowly slipped into the water and sat in between Nathan and Toki…She had noticed that Skwisgaar was no where to be found.
No one said anything they couldn't help but stare at Alexis's bikini. Her bikini was black with a couple of hearts on the boob and ass.
"Uh guys are you okay?" asked Alexis as she saw Pickles mouth hung open. The guys were staring at Alexis's body. They hadn't seen her body in a while and they saw her very skinny body to the point where they could count her ribs. They saw her long creamy legs, sure her boobs were pretty small the fact that that they could see most of them popping out.
"Okay whatever." She stated it was then she heard Murderface yell
"Take it off!" Alexis turned and looked mortified and seethed out
"What was that?"
"Uh nothing." Said Murderface
"That's what I thought." Said Alexis she then turned to look at Pickles "Hey Pickles could you get me a drink."
Pickles was a little shocked because Alexis hardly ever drank unless on some sort of occasion or she just wanted to party finally the shock seemed to finally ware off and he said "what'd ya want."
"Could you get me a shot of Vodka and a shot of Rum." Asked Alexis not sure which one she wanted to drink as Pickles got out and poured her a shot of each. Alexis went over to Pickles and took each shot she first took the vodka she swallowed it and then took a shot of rum.
"She then took the bottle of Captain Morgan that was beside Pickles and went back to were she was and took a big swig of Rum.
"I never knews you liked de rum Alexis."
Alexis turned and said
"Oh yeah my friends recently introduced me to it…I say it taste like liquid candy." Alexis then took another big swig and set the bottle down near her.
"So Alexis what's the occasion?" asked Nathan
"Oh well I found out I aced this really hard test that I didn't study for and that I have no school tomorrow." She smiled as she took a third swig. The guys looked at each other and got out their alcohol and began to drink as well. Soon Alexis had to have her bottle taken away from her by Toki who wasn't really in the mood to drink, but Alexis was so drunk that she was swaying side to side and laughing at every little thing.
"UH! It's too hot" said Alexis suddenly she was in a hot tub but she didn't want to get out so she decided to cool off the only way she knew how when she was drunk she untied her top, pulled it over her head and flung it across the room and was now left topless. Everyone was surprised that she did that and where now staring at her bare breasts. Alexis saw this and yelled out
"Who wants to touch them!"
Nathan quickly downed his 20th beer and proceeds to get his 21st as they all stared at Alexis. Toki then said
"Alexis gets yous tops back on."
"I'm hot." Was her drunken replied as she stared to giggle and said
"Aw Toki your too sweet but your still a big bitch for taking my bottle away." Alexis then turned to Nathan and said
"Nathan-" but that was as far as she go because she slipped and fell into the water only to have a drunken Nathan save her by holding her bare boobs. Alexis really didn't seem to notice and continued on "Pickles I love you for giving me Alcohol behind daddy's back…And Murderface stop being emo." She slurred then everyone broke out in drunken laughter. It was now Midnight and Alexis was getting sleepy.
"I'm gonna to bed now." She slurred as she tried to get out of Nathan's grasp, but he wouldn't here of it so he squeezed against her boobs tighter.
"Damn it Nathan let me go to bed." She yelled while slurring it at the same time. She gathered up her top and made her way down the spinning hall and into a room with a bed on it (the bed room was Pickles) she laid down on the bed removing her bottoms and then promptly fell a sleep. The next morning Alexis was woken by the loud beeping of an alarm clock.
'Wait a minute I don't have an alarm clock.' She thought very confused
She then saw in the dark a hand move to the alarm clock trying to silence it and heard that it was Pickles who was still kinda in a dream saying something as a few cans and bottles were kicked around.
"Oh…OH! Maybe Wilbur…Shut up! Damn it…damn it shut up! Shut up you crappy alarm!" said Pickles his arm flailing about to turn the alarm off. Finally she felt Pickles sit up and turn the lamp on and both were met with the screams of
"Oh, yeah, Pickles!"
Alexis who was on her side in his bed eyes turned wide eye 'oh shit I thought this was my room'
"Pickles wake's up just like everybody else with a chick in his bed!"
"What the hell are you People doing here?!" yelled Pickles
"Hi Pickles." Came some random voice and
Pickles seemed to calm down and said
"Oh. God! I forgot…I hate fan day." As the phrase
"Pickles was doing some chick last night, OH yeah!" This Pickles finally noticed Alexis who was met by a scream.
"ALEXIS what the hell are you doing here?!...And Naked!"
"Apparently I thought this was my room last night…and lost my clothes too." As she turned on her back and turned her head to see a bunch of strangers staring right back at.
"Oh god." She said with modification in her voice that they could see everything.
"Oh crap your clothes are in your room and you can't go an get them till 6." Said Pickles as he gathered his sheet up for her so she could wrap it around herself. She stood up with the sheet wrapped around her securely and stated
"Uh to get the record straight me and Pickles did nothing last night."
"They're not gonna believe that ya' know." Said Pickles "Just let them believe that you had sex last night."
"Fine whatever just get me out of here." Said Alexis as they both bolted for the door and ran down the hall way to escape the on slot of screaming fans they finally made it to the dinning hall where they were met with the rest of the band who were sitting minus Skwisgaar and both sat down.
"What's wrong with you two?" questioned Toki
"Don't ask." Said Pickles and Alexis together.
"Uh? Alexis why are you warring Pickles sheet?"
"I prefer not to talk about it." She answered
"Well why are you wareing the sheet?" questioned Murderface
"Because I somehow ended up in Pickles room naked…happy." Snapped Alexis
All the guys were silent till Alexis asked
"What the hell is Fan day?" as she began to drink a pitcher of water
"It's were we open the doors of our home to our fans." Answered Nathan
"That's dumb." Muttered Alexis
"Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?" questioned Nathan to himself while covering his face it was event that everyone besides Toki had a hangover. Alexis had a small one which just made her consume a lot of water.
"I believe you drink because it is fan day." Answered Murderface
"Don't talk to me about that…Wait where's Skwisgaar?" asked Nathan slamming his hands on the table.
"Oh I don't think he's gonna be here for a while." Stated Toki "He had a very big night with a huge fan." He smiled with glee as if it was some big joke
"So he fucked a fat chick last night?" Alexis questioned
"Very fat." Said Toki
"When the hell did this happen?"
"Right after you went to bed." Stated Toki
"Yeah, we were all up pretty late last night." Stated Nathan
"Not me." Said Toki "I actually got good rest."
"Will you please just be quite for a second?" said Pickles
Alexis had taken to what Murderface was doing a burying her head in her arms as she heard Toki answer
"What wrong Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle. You should try a pickle-herring sandwich…" said Toki as he handed Pickles the sandwich "famous from Oslo!"
Pickles then ran for the door…upon opening it he was met with fans which he promptly slammed the door and braced it with his back
"God! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere."
Alexis lifted her head and stated
"It could be due to the fact it's fan day."
Pickles ignored that and said
"Can't I throw up in my own house?!" as soon as he said that he clutched his stomach which was a sign that he was gonna throw up.
"Oh, God! Don't!" yelled Murderface "What are you, bulimia like Alexis."
Alexis turned and said "I'm not bulimic I tend to like keeping my food in me."
"Oh great. Now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction puke-a-thon" said Nathan peeved that they were gonna all throw up. Pickles mouth filled with vomit and soon everyone's mouth filled with vomit. (including Alexis) and they promptly threw up in order it went Pickles, Murderface, Toki, Alexis, and finally Nathan who held his in the longest till it finally became unbearable and vomited out blood.
"OH that's disgusting." Said Alexis who in turn made her vomit again and promptly everyone else vomited again. Once they were all finished puking Toki said
"Oh blood puke! Good song title. Someone writes that…Oh. That's right…we already wrote that… good song though…it should go back into the set list."
"Oh I think I need another liver transplant." Stated Nathan looking at the blood.
"Wait how many have you had?" asked Alexis
"Bout five." Answered Nathan
"Ok…hey what's this about me not aloud to enter my room till six cause I would really like to get a pair of clothes." Said Alexis
"Oh yeah your daddy said something about your room being off limits today." Said Murderface
"Yeah somethin about the fans messing up your room…" said Pickles
"Uh okay could I borrow some of your clothes?" asked Alexis
"Uh which one of us could you fit into?" asked Murderface
"I guess Toki…I don't know… Nathan can I borrow a shirt."
"Uh why?"
"Cause your sizes bigger then me and with a shirt I could be covered all day." Stated Alexis
"You can brow any of our clothes if you can get passed the fans first." Pickles said as they got up and left.
'Bastards' thought Alexis as she stayed an extra ten minutes sipping on some water. She finally got up and left the dinning room and noticed that none of the fans were around so she decided to see Skwisgaar he was also pretty close to her size…some what just not length wise. So she hiked up the sheet so that it covered her completely and headed for his room. Once she got there she saw a bunch of fans heading into his room she flowed in suit getting strange looks from security
"Don't even ask #12." She said as she entered and saw Skwisgaar naked she then shook her head as she saw the fat chick in his bed. She cringed a little and yelled out
"HEY Skwisgaar can I get some clothes from you?!" Skwisgaar turned towards her and saw Alexis wrapped up in a sheet. Skwisgaar was very surprised by this and walked over too her. Many fan-girls swooned and plotted to kill Alexis for knowing Skwisgaar well.
"Alexis whats you doing in that sheets?" he asked
"Oh I'm just planning a toga party…what dose it look like I got drunk last night discarded all my clothes and ended up in Pickles room the morning completely naked." Said Alexis a little peeved about all this
"Alright what you needs."
"Shirt…pants…possible pair of boxers." She said
"I thinks I have all thats." Said Skwisgaar as he helped her over the velvet black rope.
All the fans were astonished by this, Skwisgaar Skwigelf helping a random girl out, and the girl acting as if she knew him very well. Skwisgaar then went over to his dresser squatted down and went throw his dresser to see what he had for her. Alexis sat on his bed just staring intently at his ass, she also saw a bit of his penis. She could not stop staring.
'Oh god damn it!' she yelled at herself the urge to ask how big his penis was rising but Skwisgaar turned around and handed her the stuff she asked for plus one of his belt to help keep the pants on.
"Thank you you're a life saver now I'm gonna change." Said Alexis as she got behind the fat chick and slipped the sheet off and proceeded to put the clothes on she first put on the tank top then the boxers and then the pants and belt and she rolled the pant legs up and made them into caprices. Sure they were bit big on her but no matter she didn't care too much as she hopped over the rope dragging the sheet behind her. Many of the girls were very pissed off at Alexis.
few hours later
Everyone was in a different dinning hall and where waiting for everyone to leave. Alexis was enjoying some ginger tea now that her hangover was gone and saw that her father was staring at her from the other side of the table.
"Uh Alexis sweetheart why are you wareing Skwisgaar's clothes?"
"Because I couldn't get into my room today after I woke up in Pickles room naked." She answered Charles turned towards Pickles and glared.
"We didn't have sex." Pickles argued.
"Its true daddy we didn't I just thought that it was my room." said Alexis
"I'll be very glad when this is over with." Said Nathan staring out the big window
"If they only knew how much we hated them, I mean, they just keep crawling back like groveling putrid zombies that…well, just want to eat out brains that is our art." Said Murderface
"Wow Murderface that was really well put." Said Alexis sincerely as the doors opened behind her and in came two guys one fat one in a wheel chair with a beard and another lanky and both had glasses.
"Hey, what are you doing?" asked Pickles
"He's in a wheel chair, my lords." Said # 333 "I did not know what to do."
"That dose not means you get free lunch for entrance to everything." Said Skwisgaar peeved.
"We are the Jomfru brothers, proprietors for said the fat one in the wheelchair.
"Really that's interesting?" said Pickles clearly not interested Alexis snorted approval into her tea.
"What are you selling? You know handicap stuff?" Said Pickles which made Alexis laugh a little into her tea
There was an odd sort of pause till the lanky guy said
"No…we want you to pay for a good review on our website."
"HA! That's rich." Laughed Murderface
"That's gotta be the most stupidest thing I ever heard." Muttered Alexis
"We are the fans. We are the power. Without us your precious brutality means nothing." Said the fat one.
"If I were you two I'd just walk towards the door and never look back cause their wrath is pretty bad." Said Alexis loud enough to finally be noticed by the two guys.
"AH the legendary Alexis Ofdensen daughter to Dethklok's manager and supposed Mistress to Dethklok…well I don't think we have to suppose anymore with what happened in Pickles bedroom this morning." Said the fat one holding up some pictures of Alexis sprawled out naked on Pickles bed from that morning. The guys all stared
"I must say you have an exquisite body if I say so myself."
Alexis was mortified beyond belief now…the guys were seeing naked pictures of her. Alexis tried to snatch the pictures out of his hands but they were quickly brought out of reach followed by the remark of
"I some how pictured her boobs much bigger in real life."
Charles had not stopped glaring at these two how they dare have those pictures of his daughter. Nathan then came up and said
"Take a walk before I kill you."
"Not so fast Mr. Explosion." said the lanky one "Though I do appreciate your simplistic views of smashing that which you don't understand."
"Effective." Said the fat one
"Oh come on! Screw that internet crap, I mean come on what is that internet you know?" said Pickles as he turned to Charles "Seriously. What is the internet?" Charles just shrugged his shoulders
"Perhaps you will give us more than a link when we debut this on our website." Said the fat one as the lanky one held up a tape recorder and one of Dethkloks exclusive songs played. "Along with these under the title 'Mistress finally reviled'….we've taken the liberty of appropriating all of these things which is ready to hyperlinked on our web site in a single keystroke." Said the fat one as he rose up the pictures of Alexis again. Alexis was now about to cry her name would be tarnished and she'd be known forever as Dethkloks whore. Murderface then said in a last ditch effort to try and intimidate them.
"How about we have a link to the bottom of the stairs…by me throwing you to the bottom of the stairs?!"
But they would not be intimidated
"I think not." Said the fat one
Everyone glared except for Alexis who had silent tears rolling down her eyes. Charles was pissed but knew the perfect plan to get them out of the way and get those pictures of his daughter back before anyone ever saw them again.
"This way gentlemen. We will give you…your money." Said Charles as he got up and lead the two away. Once the door closed Alexis burst out into tears.
"Oh Alexis stop crying those pictures aren't goin on the internet…your dad will make sure of that." Said Pickles
"Oh yeah I'm sure money's gonna make them not post those pics." Sobbed Alexis "I'm gonna be know as Dethkloks whore the rest of my life." She then buried herself in her arms
"No you won'ts." Said Toki trying to comfort her
Alexis looked up and said with a sniff
"I won't."
"Come on the shows about to start." Said Murderface as they went up to the window just as Jean-Pierre entered the room with a tea pot and coffee pot and topped off Alexis's cup and gave Nathan a cup of coffee. Skwisgaar led her up too the big window as they saw the snipers blow the head off the lanky one and the fat one In the wheel chair began to serpentine. Alexis laughed a little at this which interned made them look at her.
"What?" she said as she sipped her tea.
"Meric" said Nathan followed by a phrase in French
"Danke." Said Alexis in German
"Thank you my lord and lady." Said Jean-Pierre as he left the room. They all stood in front of the window and a flaming blimp went in front of them as Charles entered the room and said
"I've taken care of everything and will all be fine."
"OH thank god." Said Alexis breathing a sigh of relief.
"Tolds you's you be all right." Said Skwisgaar "Nows you can stop crying now it's not metal."
"Oh shut up." Laughed Alexis whipping her tears away.
"I hope you learn something Alexis." Said Charles
"Oh yeah don't get drunk the night before fan day." Said Alexis
"Yeah." Said Chariles "You're very lucky the cops won't do anything to us."
"Yeah I know…hey can we all just eat." Said Alexis as she went back over to her spot and waited for dinner to be served. Charles rolled his eyes as his daughter dug into her sushi with chopsticks.
"You know I've been wondering how the hell you eat with those sticks?" said Pickles
"I really don't know I taught myself and I'm even doing it wrong…at least that's what my Japanese friends say." Said Alexis shrugging her shoulders
as she continued to eat her food.
"Oh before I forget…uh Nathan you touched my boobs last night." Sated Alexis Charles spit his drink out and began coughing
"I did?" questioned Nathan unsure how to handle this
"OH yeah you fucking man handled them I think I have a bruises on them." Said Alexis "You need to be gentler in the future."
Charles was now pissed stood up and said "No more Alcohol in this house for a while." And promptly stormed out of the room. Alexis smirked a 'ha ha I win' smirk'
"Sorry boys." She said as she popped the last of her sushi in her mouth and said one final thing before she went to her room for the evening
"Oh and by the way…you all have hard on's." as she pointed to their dicks. All of them covered them quickly as she left the room.
"Did she mean to do that?" asked Nathan
"If she did she failed cause we still have plenty of alcohol to last us a while any way." Said Pickles
Everyone let out a sigh of relief as they finished their meals to go get drunk again.
A/N: Okay I have to say this is my personal favorite…so I hope everyone enjoys it. Oh and if you still want to see Alexis kimono you're going to have to go to my DeviantArt account but my name is different it's; Lunafoxgoddess. I post this fanfic there as well. But the link is in chapter 11 so just go there and click the link.
Metalocalypse owned by Brandon Small
Alexis is mine
