"MEN! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Skipper shouts. I look up from my book.
"Ahem."
"And Amy."
He keeps on saying men, and I am a girl.
"Good. Now whats up?" I say.
"A scientist is coming to attach trackers to us and study us!"
I stare at him. "And this concerns me how?"
"They cant know you can change!"
"Great. Now I have to MOVE."I say.
"I'll just stay away from him. He cant catch me if I don't want him to."
Later…
"He is here!" Kowalski says. He is looking through the spy hole.
I change to penguin form to go and listen to the scientist and Alice. The penguins join me.
"We have a new penguin, with odd feathers." Alice says.
"I want to see it."
"It is a girl, and she is very young. And I doubt that you will get near her. The other ones are very protective."
Aint that the truth.
"I NEED to see that." The scientist guy says.
"Good luck." Alice says, and walks away.
The scientist guy sets up his camera.
"Okay, come here little penguin."
"LITTLE INDEAD!" I say to the penguins.
"Hmmp." I grump.
He calls in some divers to put tracking things on the penguins.
They let them do it to them, but when the divers come to me, the penguins start to circle me.
They are to late, and some guy puts one on me.
I widen my eyes.
"This..thing…ICHES!" I say, and jump out of the water.
I splash water on the scientist camera, but he is too busy watching me to notice.
"Get it off!"
I run to the wall, and hit the tracker on it.
It breaks off, and I sigh.
"OH MY GOSH. THAT ICHED."
"I need to show this to someone! I must study that penguin!" I hear the scientist say.
He starts coming to me.
Alice walks by the habitat, and sees the scientist about to pick me up.
"Um…I wouldn't do that if I were you.." She says.
"I have to study this penguin!" He says.
I slide away from him. He keeps on missing me, and ends up in the pool.
I laugh.
"That's what she does when someone tries to pick her up." Alice says.
"Arg. Hey! My camera has water all over it!" He finally notices.
"I guess I cant put a tracker on this one…"
"Nope." Alice says and walks away.
I smirk.
We do our regular stuff until the zoo closes.
I change into human form and jump into HQ.
"Yay! Chinese takeout night!" I say.
"Yep. Lets get the money." Private says.
We go to the fountain, and they collect the money.
I count it, and we get the phone. Since I am here, they don't have to use the strange arms.
I call, the food gets here, and we eat. Unlike everyone else, I don't eat till I am about to pop. I prefer not to be up all night groaning.
But I did see a strange flash of light…Must be nothing.
I go into HQ and get a book to read while the animals groan there heads off.
I sigh when I sit back down.
What a life….
I listen to everyone groan for a minute, then I look in the water.
I see myself, and….what is that? A light?
"Hey Kowalski, come here." I say.
"Do I have to?"
"Yes."
I show him the light, and he has no clue on what it is.
"Skipper?"
"Not now!"
I groan and pick him up and show him the light.
"Must be a gift from the sky spirits, for me!" Julian says.
"Shut up, Ringtail." Skipper grumps.
"You cannot be telling me to shut up! I shall shut myself up!"
"I have no idea what it is." Kowalski says. "Lets just get some sleep."
"Fine by me." I say.
We go down into HQ, and get ready to sleep.
When all the penguins are in be, Skipper makes them all turn over.
That's is SO weird!
I wake up around 6:30, and the penguins are still asleep, probably because they ate too much.
"Oh gosh. Still asleep?" I say to my self. I notice the same light outside, but brighter.
"Hmm.." After getting dressed, and packing a bag with books, I head out.
I'm guessing this had to do with Blowhole, so I want to be prepared so I don't die of boredom.
The good news is, I'm almost immune to stun guns now. Its like, if you get a cold, your body remembers it so you will be ready the next time you get sick. So I am ready for a stun gun.
Yes. I know, I'm strange.
I step out of HQ.
"What. The. Cheese." I say.
I see the most pathetic excuse for Mort ever. It is a robot, but you can see all the duct tape.
I shake my head and throw a rock at it.
"ZZZZZZZZZ" It sparks.
"Hmm….speaking of cheese, I need food."
I head out to the store, and get stuff.
When I come back, I see crabs fighting with the penguins.
"I think I know what happened when I was gone." I say.
"Mmm-hmm." Private yells. He is smacking a crab.
"Gosh this is annoying. I will be reading."
I sit under a tree, and read of course. The fight is still going on. Joey is kicking the living snot out of the crabs.
Literally. I see crab snot.
As I read I notice a crab with a stun gun coming near me.
"HOLY FUZZODLES! ALL THE CRABS! JUST GO BEFORE I…" You can't hear the rest of what I was saying because Julian starts to play his music loudly.
The crabs leave.
"AND TELL YOUR BOSS HE IS A…" This time, a truck comes by.
The crabs run away.
"JEEZ!"
Everyone is staring at me.
"I need to be alone!" I run off. Dangit! I need to cool off.
Not anytime soon. I am shaking, I am so mad.
"Aw CRAP! Why can't he just leave me alone?" I say to no one in particular.
"Who?" Fred pokes his head out of a tree.
"Nothing." I say.
"Nothing is a persons name? I want to meet this nothing." He says.
"ARG!"
I run off.
I find a place under this bridge in the zoo. Just the right place for someone to sit when they are mad.
Which is what I do.
After a while, I feel a little better, but then I see another crab.
"OH! SO YOU DID NOT GET THE MEMO? HERE!" I kick it.
"DANGIT! JUST GO AWAY!" I almost scream. "GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
I write a note and tape it to the crab, and then kick the crab to kingdom come.
The note basically told Blowhole what a lousy villain he is, how he should be a Boo-boo, how the next time I see him I'm gonna throw bricks at him instead of a bucket with barf.
I sit back down, and kick each crab that comes near me.
I notice that I am seeing more of them as time passes.
After 30 minutes, there is the entire crab army.
My temper boils over.
"THAT'S IT!"
I kick, punch, throw, smack and pound my way through the crabs.
When I am done, I sit back down.
"Oh gosh…" Hm…I feel better.
Sometimes beating the snot out of things makes me feel better. This is one of those times.
After a few minutes, Skipper and Co. arrive.
Skipper takes one look at the crabs and me and gets Rico to vomit a slingshot.
They shoot the crabs away, and crowd around me.
"You okay?" Private asks.
"Yeah. Beating the living snot out of them made me feel better." I reply.
All of them ask questions, but I can't understand them all at the same time.
I just sit there, staring at them, like a teacher. They stop talking.
"Thank you. Now lets go back, okay?" I say.
Yep. Pretty awesome life I have. Considering I get to beat people up and not get into trouble!
