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Honey-Senpai's Three Bitter Days
Chapter 12
Day I
"Now you've done it!" Tamaki said as he, Hikaru and Kaoru who were holding on Haruhi while looking at a tea stained Usa-Chan.
"Now you guys have really done it," She laughed a little as she worked on her homework with Kyoya. "You are in for it."
"It's done alright," Hikaru said.
"But it wasn't our fault" Kaoru said.
"But you two were the ones that bumped into it!" Tamaki said as he turned to the two twins but then the twins replied. "It's only because we were trying to catch Haruhi," Hikaru said.
"Yea we were trying to dress her up in cosplay," Kaoru said.
"So what? We cosplay all the time!" Tamaki said.
"We weren't going to go with the regular host club cosplay," Hikaru said.
"We wanted to dress her up in bunny dressed as a girl," Kaoru said.
"But she already a girl," Kagome said and Haruhi nodded in agreement. "Correct," Haruhi said rolling her eyes.
"Wouldn't you want to see that too boss?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
"Uh!" Tamaki said shocked as he started to visualize. "I would like to see that" Tamaki said with his face red. "What the heck am I doing? You two are just trying to distract me from the mess you have made! Let go of Haruhi you punks!" Tamaki said.
"No way!" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"Let me go!" Haruhi said cried out as she tried to get away from the three idiots.
"Please I know we don't have any guest right now so I don't mind the racket but you better to wake up not to wake Honey-Senpai," Kyoya said. All of them paralyzed and they looked towards the canopy bed and saw Honey-Senpai sleeping.
"He's a 3rd year and he still takes naps?" Haruhi said confused. "Well we're going to have to tell him about his bunny soon we might as well wake him up." Haruhi started to go to Honey-Senpai but then heard a few cries.
"No Haruhi!" Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru whispered fiercely.
"Come over here where it's save!" Tamaki whispered.
"What's gotten into you guys?" Haruhi said.
"Honey-Senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after naps," Tamaki said.
"Huh?" Haruhi said confused.
"Now this may be just a rumor but they say the Haninozuka family visited a US military base to give combat training to the soldiers there. Honey-Senpai slept through most of it because of his jet lag," Tamaki said.
Honey was sleeping on a couch in his tent when one of the soldiers walked up to him.
"Hey master you okay?" A soldier said shaking him.
"That poor soldier made the very stupid mistake of trying to wake him up because he had been sleeping for so long!" Tamaki said.
"I'm still sleeping!" Honey said as he stood up.
Then the soldier started screaming. "OH DEAR GOD! ! ! !" He yelled as the base suddenly blew up.
"On that day he wiped out two platoons of soldiers and not just any soldiers green berets. And I've also heard we've have had diplomatic problems with the America ever since!" Tamaki said
"How absolutely terrifying!" Hikaru and Kaoru said scared.
"And what's even worse is what's happened to Usa-Chan! He was a handmade present by Honey-Senpai's late grandmother! You see the way he carries that little bunny around! It is like his most prized possession! I can't even imagine how he's going to act when he finds out what happened to his precious Usa-Chan!" Tamaki said. "HE'S GOING TO DO WITH US WHAT HE DID TO THOSE GREEN BERETS!" Tamaki and the Hitachiin twins yelled.
"Do you think we should tell them that we can just clean Usa-Chan?" Kagome asked the Shadow King across the table.
"No, it is not as fun that way." Kyoya said before taking a sip of his tea.
"Yea but you've got to admit it is pretty funny," Kagome said laughing at little.
"You guys are just being dumb there's no possible way for that story to be true," Haruhi said.
"It is! And there's more clues to say that Honey-Senpai has a dark side," Tamaki said. "His blood type's AB how about that?" Tamaki said.
"So?" Haruhi said.
"…That would mean he would have the same blood type as Kyoya and Kagome." He finished saying aloud, then Haruhi was suddenly convinced, and they all turned to the two people with fear in their eyes.
"What do you have a problem with my blood type?" Kyoya said.
"Or mine?" Kagome asked with a hint of anger in her voice and on her face.
"Oh those of you reading with type AB blood type please don't take any offense to this." Haruhi said. Their conversation was interrupted when they heard Honey starting to stir in his sleep.
"We have to do something quick Hikaru, Kaoru!" Tamaki said snapping his fingers.
"Sir!" They said.
"Go get your folks Zespa, fly to Ozirisan, and bring back a medium. We will channel his dead grandmother and she will guide us through on how to make a new Usa-Chan for Honey-Senpai. Take this map with you and don't forget to bring back apple juice, apple jam and souvenir dolls!" Tamaki said makin everyone stare at him with wide eyes.
"We don't have that kind of time boss." Hikaru imformed Tamaki.
"We're use to your crazy ideas but you should come up with some more practical," Kaoru said.
"Alright we're going to have to send Usa-Chan to the cleaners. Haruhi you're going to have to wear the bunny suit," Tamaki said holding up a bunny suit.
"Yea good idea," Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"No way in hell," Haruhi said. "I'm not going to wear that stupid bunny suit he'll no it's me!" Haruhi said trying to run away nut being held back by Tamaki.
"No he won't! He won't be able to tell if he's just waking up from a nap!" Tamaki yelled at Haruhi.
"Then why don't you wear it Senpai?" Haruhi asked still trying to get away.
"It won't be as cute if I wear it!" Tamaki said.
"No Senpai!" Haruhi said before breaking away.
"Fine but what are we going to do with this?" Tamaki asked pouting. Then Honey slowly to sit up. "Oh no he's awake! We'll have to use a substitute!" Tamaki exclaimed. Honey rubbed his eyes and saw Kuma-Chan (Tamaki's teddy bear) sitting next to him. He picked him up and threw him down.
"No! Not Kuma-Chan! Is he okay?" Tamaki wailed.
"But he's going to come after us next!" Hikaru said.
"Ah! He just spotted Usa-Chan!" Kaoru said.
Honey walked over to Usa-Chan and picked him. "Who's responsible for this? Who got Usa-Chan all dirty?" Honey asked.
"Ah! Someone help Mori-Senpai!" Tamaki and the Hitachiin brothers yelled.
"He wanted tea so Usa-Chan decided to have a drink," Mori said.
"I see! That's why his face is all dirty! Do you think he might want some cake too, Takashi?" Honey asked as Tamaki and the Hitachiin brother sulked in a corner. "You silly Usa-Chan you're going to be all sticky we can't have that. Kaggy-Chan can you clean Usa-Chan up please?" Honey said holding out his bunny.
"Sure thing," Kagome said taking the bunny from him.
"Wait Kagome you knew how to get the stain of Honey-Senpai's bunny?" Haruhi asked her friend.
"Yea my grandmother used to be maid she knows all about this stuff," Kagome said as she walked around.
"And you failed to tell us why?" Tamaki demanded.
Kagome looked back at him, "You never asked" Kagome said with a shrug.
"If you don't ask you don't learn," Haruhi said as Tamaki and the Hitachiin brothers sulked in the corner.
"Um Honey how do you like to have chocolate? Mousse? Bon-Bons? Wait I bet chocolate cake is your favorite!" One of Honey and Mori's guests said.
"Well let's see…Well I like them all! I love anything chocolate, Usa-Chan and all of you ladies!" Honey said.
"Oh! He's so cute!" All three of the guests said.
"Mitsukuni Haninozuka otherwise known as Honey-Senpai age 17. Ouran Academy's 3rd year, class A and a member of the host club. Favorite things include, cake, chocolate and bunnies. He's famous for his charming boy-Lolita personality," Renge narrated.
"It's good we settled that little incident earlier huh Senpai?" Haruhi said.
"Yes I'm glad we settled that whole Usa-Chan thing without any violence." Tamaki said.
"Honey-Senpai's catch phrases include 'I love cake and I love cute things. Though some seem to enjoy this cuteness, I however am not sold on his cuteness it does nothing for the character! It's just not enough! It feels like something is missing in his character arc!" Renge said.
"News flash! No one cares Otaku!" Kagome said with a huff.
"Why are you all so mean to me? Why do you keep calling me that?" Renge asked.
"Because you're obsessed with it." Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"Oh well then that makes sense," Renge said.
Haruhi walked over and placed a tea set on Honey and Mori's table. "You know Honey-Senpai you can't keep eating sweets all the time. You're going to get a cavity soon." Haruhi said.
"Oh don't worry about Haru-Chan I always brush." Honey said before taking a bite of his cake. 'Ow!' Honey thought as his check turned red.
"Honey-Senpai is it?" Haruhi asked.
"Nah it's okay it's nothing" Honey said holding his cheek.
"Let me just take a look in your mouth" Kagome said as Honey started fidgeting violently. "Hold still Honey-Senpai!"
"Hold still." Hikaru said as he and Kaoru tried to hold Honey down.
"Honey-Senpai stop squirming" Kaoru said.
"There's nothing wrong! Quit messing with me! Leave me alone!" Honey exclaimed. He looked up and Mori took his hand and tackled him to the couch which made all of the girls squealed.
"Yes that's it, that's it! That thing was missing! It was…Moe!" Renge said. Mori forced Honey's mouth open and looked inside.
"So is it a cavity?" Tamaki said.
"Yea" Mori said as Honey closed his mouth.
"It's alright I'll be okay" Honey said tearing up.
"Tamaki" Mori said.
"Yes I know" Tamaki said. "Until Honey-Senpai gets over his cavity I'm afraid he can't have sweets." Tamaki said.
"WHAT?" Honey said.
"So I'm going to have to ask you to be supportive and kindly stop eating snacks in the club room until this ordeal is over." Tamaki said.
"NO! Please Takashi don't take my snacks away!" Honey said. Mori picked up the cake and took it over to Kagome. "Please no! I can handle it! Please don't take it away!" Honey said.
"No more cake" Mori said.
"AHHH!" Honey said.
"Kagome finish this." Mori said.
"Sure why not," Kagome said. She handed the strawberry to Haruhi before finishing the cake in one bite. "Hmm not bad"
"NOO!" Honey said.
"Ohm, question...why doesn't Honey-Senpai go to a dentist?" Kagome asked, "My family has one on call, want me to call me?"
"Yes," Mori said and Kagome whipped out her cellphone, "Totosai, we need your help." Kagome groaned, "No I don't need a sword made, I need you to fix a cavity of Mitsukuni Haninozuka...yes I know...I will be there don't worry and so will Sesshomaru just in case. Honey-Senpai won't injure you I promise. Okay, see you later today."
Kagome hung up her cellphone, "Honey-Senpai you have an appointment with my family's personal dentist,"
"But Kagome?!"
"No," Kagome said firmly, "we are going to take care of this cavity before it gets any worse."
"I don't see why everyone has to come over?" Kagome said as they all left the school.
"It's because we need to make sure that Honey-Senpai is okay," the twins said together as they walked on each side of her.
"Haruhi, why are you going?" Kagome asked her best friend.
Haruhi shrugged, "I finished my homework early and Dad is not going to be home until later, I thought it would be okay.'
Kyoya inquired, "Tell me Kagome? Is your brother going to be in town?"
Kagome blinked, "Sesshomaru? Yes he will be at home..."
"This is going to be a wonderful experience, we are going to meet Kagome's mysterious brother!" Tamaki explained with excitement.
"Tamaki-Senapi, I am going to warn you, my brother can be...moody."
"Yea," Mori nodded in agreement, he took Sesshomaru's self defense classes, he could be moody in his own way.
"Yeah, Sesshomaru is a little cold but he is a great teacher!" Honey said smiling.
At the manor, the maids bowed to their mistress and her friends. "Sesshomaru!" Kagome screamed throughout the house! "Onii-san!" A few seconds later, a huge shadow came down th stairs.
Sesshomaru in all of his glory appeared at the top of the stairs. Haruhi's face instantly flushed at the sight of him, long sliver hair that traveled loosely down his back. "Miko, I told you I am busy."
"You are always busy but I wanted you to meet my friends."
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow, "Oh the Host Club you talk about,"
"Yes," Kagome introduce Sesshomaru to everyone and vise-versa. "This is Haruhi, you been wanting to meet her for a while."
"Hello Haruhi, welcome to my home."
Haruhi bowed respectfully, "Yes, thank you."
Sesshomaru nodded, "Now miko I have work to do, if you will excuse me." Kagome rolled her eyes as the dog demon crept back to his lair.
Kagome turned to them all, "Now let's get to the room, Totosai will be here soon."
Kagome motioned them to follow her, "Okay this is the room." Kagome pushed the doors open. "Everyone you guys can explore the house, just stay out of the western wing, that is Sesshomaru's domain."
"Sweet!" Hikaru and Kaoru sped off.
Slowly the rest of them disappeared. Kyoya set up his computer in the dining room, the twins went to the game room, Haruhi to the library and Tamaki just wondered around. Kagome, Mori and Honey waited in the room.
"Kagome!" The oak door flew open and Totosai stood there with his huge hammer in his hand. "I am here, let's fix that tooth."
Kagome turned to Honey-Senpai, "Now let's get...' She froze, he was not in the room but the window was open. "Oh great...Mori come on."
Both students jumped out of the window chasing after Honey-Senpai. Totosai just listened to all of the composition outside. "Honey! This is pointless!" A huge crash later, and Kagome reappeared with the little boy flung over her shoulder. "I had to use a sutra on him, hurry before it wears off!"
Totosai went to work.
Day II
The next day, Honey walked miserably through the halls of Ouran Academy. He had a piece of cloth tied his face. "Poor Honey-Senpai he looks so miserable." One girl said.
"Yea it's a shame the host club banned snacks. I know this may seem a little insensitive but…" The second girl said.
"He's so cute!" They said.
"Mitsukuni bag" Mori said.
"It's okay Takashi I can carry it." Honey said.
"I'm sure you can hand it over" Mori said. He took Mori's bag and emptied the candy out.
"I was just looking I wasn't going to eat it." Honey said.
"If you were just looking then take this." Mori said handing him a menu with different desserts on it. "You hang on to that and I'll keep the real stuff." Mori said.
"AHH!" Honey said in shock.
"Whoa that was tough" Hikaru and Kaoru, said as they, Haruhi, Haruhi and Kagome came to check on Honey.
"I feel so bad for him." Haruhi said.
"I had no idea that Mori-Senpai could be so brutal." Hikaru said.
"You wouldn't expect I thought his principals kept him from upsetting Honey-Senpai." Kaoru said.
"And to think he could get the boss to go along with it" Hikaru said. Before the host club started, Haruhi and Kagome were munching on something, which caught Honey's eyes.
"Hi ladies!" Honey said.
"Oh hey Honey-Senpai," Haruhi and Kagome said.
"What're you eating?" Honey asked.
"Just some candy from Spain Sesshomaru sent us. Tamaki was nice enough to let us eat it." Kagome said.
"Can I try some please? I'm dying here!" Honey said.
"Sure" Kagome said.
"Yay!" Honey said. Kagome handed him a lollipop and Honey quickly unwrapped it. "I know I'm going to love this!" Honey said. He popped in his mouth ready to savor the flavor but then his mouth started getting really, really, hot. "AHH! Haruhi-Chan! Kagome-Chan! That isn't candy!" Honey said.
"Of course it is" Haruhi said.
"Yea it's Spanish Candy. Made with jalapeño extract." Kagome said.
"And other things to make it spicy" Haruhi said.
"Spicy candy! What is the world coming too?" Honey said dropping to his knees.
"Whoop he is losing it isn't he?" Kagome said.
"A person can only go without candy for so long Kagome." Haruhi said.
"True" Kagome said.
"Oh Tamaki I wanted to give you some homemade chocolate made by our new French Batiste but I can't share them with you since the host club banned sweets" One of Tamaki's guests said.
"Do not fret my princess though I must restrain from sweets for Honey-Senpai sake but soon once this whole thing is over we'll eat chocolate together once again." Tamaki said.
"Oh wow your French accent is so beautiful." She said.
"I believe things will work out for the better my dear. I'm sure it's very delicious but no chocolate or sweet treat could ever be able to withstand the heat wave of my love so it would all melt and go to waste." Tamaki said clutching her hand.
"Oh Tamaki" The girl said blushing.
"Good show boss" Hikaru said as Tamaki was done with his guest.
"Missing sweets?" Kaoru said.
"Buzz off. The number one priority of the club is to make our guests happy." Tamaki said.
"You had better watch yourselves out there. Don't give any sweets to Honey-Senpai no matter what tricks he tries to play" Kyoya said. "And this is direct orders from Mori-Senpai" Kyoya said.
"Is it just me? Or does he seem to be enjoying this" Hikaru said. Haruhi was walking outside when she Mori talking with a girl. Wanting to watch the scene, she hid behind a pillar.
"I can't keep this inside I really need to get this off my chest. I just need to know what your love for me is" The girl said blushing while looking down.
"…" Mori said.
"Will you please say something? Unless there is someone else please tell me is there someone else dear to you? There is isn't there?" The girl said as she started to cry. "I knew it I just knew it" The girl said before running away.
Later, Honey decided to put his newfound strategy into motion. First step be cute. "Hey Takashi look! My cavity's all better!" Honey said.
"Are you sure?" Mori said not looking
"Yea even the swelling's gone down! So do you think I can have a piece of cake? Just one? Please?" Honey said before Mori shoved a cold Popsicle in his mouth, which made Honey grab his cheek.
"You're not fully recovered yet" Mori said walking away.
The next step was the indirect method.
Honey started twirling cutely around two guests as they sipped tea. They turned away from him. "Hello ladies what are you drinking?" Honey asked.
"Oh this wonderful tea Haruhi made I think she said it was her grandmother's recipe it's really good," The first girl said.
"Oh I've had Haruhi-Chan's grand mommy's tea it's really good! What are going to eat with it?" Honey asked.
"Well Kagome had made us some sandwiches," The second girl said.
"You know what you need? Some sweet! Haruhi-Chan's tea is great with something sweet! So what do you say?" Honey said.
"Well maybe it would go good with some cake," The first girl said.
"Oh maybe something sweet" The second girl said before they stood up and ran off.
"We're so sorry Honey!" The first girl said.
"But it's for your own good!" The second girl said before they ran off.
"Wait! Don't go!" Honey said tearing up. Then he tried pulling at a few heartstrings to get his cake. He walked up to Haruhi with his head down.
"Is something wrong Honey-Senpai?" Haruhi asked.
"It's so unfair Haru-Chan I just can't understand why god hates me so much. What have I done" Honey said looking up at her with tears in his eyes. Haruhi's eyes went to those of sympathy.
"Okay just this once" Haruhi said.
"Is it a snack?" Honey asked happily.
"Yea" Haruhi said before placing a little red packing in his hand.
"It's the same color as chocolate try it," Haruhi said. Honey obviously chose the wrong person.
Day III
On day 3 of Honey's day without chocolate, he had enough of it. He was pacing around the room like a mad man. Kagome just stood around munching on her sandwich with Nekozawa sitting right next to her. Today we was wearing a black sweater with sun glasses, it was a start. Her main goal through all of the training they did was for him to walk around without any hoods on. The sunglasses, she did not mind so much.
"He's going to crack" Tamaki said.
"Yep" Kagome said.
"Can someone please talk to him? He's scaring me," Kaoru said. He felt someone lock hands with him he looked and his hands linked with Haruhi's. He looked up at her and she winked at him before the host club members saw.
"He's heading for the candy!" Hikaru said.
"Not to worry we emptied out all the sweets," Kyoya said.
"Kyoya-Senpai you seem chipper today" Haruhi said.
"Yea almost dare I say it happy?" Kagome said. "Man it didn't feel right saying that" Honey opened up a cabinet and saw only Kuma-Chan he picked him up and threw him down.
"AH! Why does he keep doing that to my teddy bear?" Tamaki said.
"Don't worry Kuma-Chan's fine," Haruhi said picking him up. "I'll just hold on to him for you so he doesn't get any more boo boos," Haruhi said sitting down. Honey walked back in and fell on the floor.
"Well there he goes" Kaoru said.
"3 days and he's finally gives up" Hikaru said.
"Uh Honey-Senpai are you okay?" Tamaki said shaking him. Honey responded violently by biting Tamaki's hand. "AHH! Somebody help me! He's eating my hand off!" Tamaki said running around with Honey biting his hand. Mori stood up and walking over to Honey.
"Mitsukuni don't take this out on other people," Mori said as Honey let go of Tamaki's hand.
"Phew! I thought I was going to be a goner!" Tamaki said.
"It's disgraceful," Mori said.
"Takashi…YOU IDIOT!" Honey said before slamming Mori down to the floor shocking everyone. "A little bit of candy isn't going to hurt me! You are so mean! You are such a hard head! That is it I hate you! I hate you Takashi!" Honey said angrily crying his eyes out as Mori sat up before Honey ran out of the room.
"Honey-Senpai!" Tamaki said before he, Haruhi, and Kagome went after him.
"Hey Mori-Senpai' Hikaru said.
"That was pretty harsh are you going to be alright?" Kaoru asked. Mori stumbled over as Honey's words echoed in his head.
"Wow Senpai it looks like it really got to you I don't know what's going on but it seems like you're self destructing," Hikaru said.
"Maybe Honey-Senpai wouldn't hate you if you weren't so hard on her in the first place," Kaoru said.
"It was on purpose," Haruhi said.
"Huh?" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"Mori-Senpai you wouldn't happen to be acting like this because you've been trying to get Honey-Senpai to hit you." Haruhi said.
"Why would he do that?" Hikaru said.
"Yea it makes no sense that would kill Honey-Senpai," Kaoru said.
"Why would he do it on purpose?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
"Because maybe he was trying to punish himself," Haruhi said. "I'm right aren't I?"
"Yea you are this is my fault. Mitsukuni has a cavity because I'm careless," Mori said. "Before his nap time I forgot to tell him to brush his teeth"
"That's not really you're responsibility" Hikaru said.
"Yea he should be able to take of that himself," Kaoru said.
"But if Mitsukuni has to get false teeth it'll be my fault." Mori said.
"Don't worry that's not going to happen" Kaoru said. "I wouldn't be able to live with myself if he hadn't thrown me down"
"Because he feels at fault Mori-Senpai wanted some sort of punishment from Honey-Senpai to make up for his failure," Kyoya said.
"Well" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"While that certainly makes for a nice story and everything," Hikaru said.
"It was just a little cavity," Kaoru said. The doors opened to reveal Tamaki and Honey.
"Well there you have it," Tamaki said.
"It was all just one big misunderstanding," Haruhi said.
"I think you should go apologize now," Kagome said.
Honey started crying before he ran over to Mori. "I'm so sorry Takashi! From now on, I promise to brush my teeth twice a day! I promise I won't forget!" Honey said crying.
"We did good," Tamaki said.
"Of course we did" Kagome said.
"Talking to people just comes naturally to us," Haruhi said as they each let out a smile.
"A few days later Honey-Senpai recovered from his ordeal and the host club lifted their ban on sweets and Honey-Senpai could stuff his face once more," Renge narrated.
"Ugh" Kyoya said as he looked over the numbers.
"What's wrong with Kyoya-Senpai? He looks depressed," Haruhi asked.
"According to my numbers, we were able to save a lot of money when Honey-Senpai stopped eating snacks over the last three days," Haruhi said holding up her own copy of the host club documents.
"Sweets don't come cheap," Kagome said.
"Excuse me" They heard a voice say.
"Oh my, it looks like we have a new guest everyone," Tamaki said. It was the girl that Haruhi saw Mori talking to about a week ago. "Are you a fan of Mori-Senpai?" Tamaki asked.
'It's that girl," Haruhi said as the girl walked up to Mori-Senpai.
"Well Mori I understand it all now I understand who you feel so strongly about and it's okay" The girl said before looking at Honey was happily chomping on cake and then looking back to Mori. "I find it a little surprising that it's Honey to think he's so special I don't know it's just so…it's just so…cute!" She said which made everyone said.
"Congratulations you've made a fresh new step into a brand new world," Renge said.
"Mitsukuni you've got cake all over your face," Mori said.
"Thank you Takashi" Honey said smiling which made the girls start squealing.
"That's right it's Moe! The best thing in the world!" Renge said.
"Even though this may seem like a happy ending I'm not sure Moe is how you end this story," Haruhi said.
"MOE!" The girls exclaimed.
"Oh good grief" Haruhi and Kagome said together.
