Hey it's my stuff I noticed being updated!
Oh god *sirius moment* this is my favourite story of all that I write. I don't feel any pressure like I do on my others.
Ick! Gross! SAP!
I have decided to write a oneshot parody for this chapter!
"What about I believe in nargles too?" You ask me!
I think I'll call it!
The shittiest Hp ships
(I have a way with words!)
Hermione sighed. She was in a situation. Twilight fans would call it a love triangle but it wasn't.
It was more of a...
OCTAGON
Who would she choose from?
Draco?
Snape?
Lucius?
Dumbledore?
Dobby?
The Sorting hat?
Or Gale...
WRONG FANDOM SORRY!
Of course neither Ron nor Harry was on this list because fuck healthy, nuturing relationships.
And age appropriate stuff?
Pass me a puke bucket!
Hermione started crying softly and instantly every guy came over to her offering her a tissue.
"Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean." Dobby muttered to her.
"I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets." Draco whispered.
Hermione had had enough.
"Shut up everyone!" She said, still looking beautiful somehow,
"I pick..,"
Of course the story ended here and wouldn't be updated until 6 virgins were sacrificed.
Hey, at least the cliffhanger isn't as bad as the Mark of Athena!
If you haven't suffered enough here's a song parody to the song...
If I die young bury me with my books
Lay me down on a bed of nailies WTF
Sink me in the river of lethes
Send me away with the words of Dumbledore
Uh oh uh oh
Books made me a fangirl, Worse than any other
You know you read too much when
You have more than one cover, oh and
Life ain't always what you think it oughta be, no
Ain't even gay, but have an otp
The sharp pain of a short life,
Well, I've had just enough time
If I die young bury me with my books
Lay me down on a bed of nailies WTF
Sink me in the river of lethes
Send me away with the words of Dumbledore
Uh oh uh oh
The sharp knife, of a long strife
But they had, not enough time!
And I'll be fuckin queen of my fandom kingdom
Ship my notp and you'll see my middle finger
I've never known the lovin' of a man
But it sure felt nice when my ship came into land
There's a boy here in town says he'll love me forever
My eyes say yes but my books say never
The sharp knife, of a long strife
But they had, not enough time!
So show me your best books and I'll wear my robes
Why don't I ship death and the sun!
A penny for my thoughts, oh no I'll sell them for a sickle
They aren't appropriate, curse my mind is fickle
And maybe then you'll see the words I been reading,
Funny when they're movies how people start butting in
If I die young bury me with my books
Lay me down on a bed of nailies WTF
Sink me in the river of lethes
Send me away with the words of Dumbledore
Uh oh uh oh
Seaweed Brain don't you see
They're my otp
Gather up your knives, keep them in your pocket,
Save it for a time when you really need to them, oh
The sharp knife, of a long strife
But they had, not enough time!
So show me your best books and I'll wear my robes
Doneeeeee!
Now I have an announcement.
I have a nickname for you guys!
You will now be know as...
My Nargleators
And I will use you to rule the worlddddddddddddd!
On a second note if you have any songs you want parodyed just review it and I'll try to do it!
