Chapter 12 Master Yoda

"Welcome to the Star Wars Talk show!" The Announcer welcomed, "Today on our show is Master Yoda!"

The crowd cheered.

"So Yoda," the Host began, "how's it hanging?"

"Understand you I do not. Teenager I do not speak."

"What's happening?"

"Not much."

"Hahahahaha!" the Host laughed, for no apparent reason. "You little greeny! You're such a kidder!" she said pushing Yoda causing him to fall off of his chair.

"Ack!"

"So Yoda, Yoda?"

"What?" he asked looking up at her.

"Hey where are you?"

"Here I am." he answered.

"Yoda? Yoda! Where are you!"

"Here I am!" he answered again.

"Yoda!" she shouted.

"Ow! Stepping on me you are!"

"Yoda! Yoda!" she whistled, "Here boy!"

Yoda Climbed on the arm of chair, "HERE I AM!"

"Oh! There you are!"

Annoyence was writen all over his face.

The Host Patted Yoda on the head, "Good boy!"

"Doing that, why are you? A dog I am not!"

"Aw, your a good boy! Here!" she smiled, holding up a doggied bisquit, "Get the snack!"

"Kidding you must be..."

"Come on! Up! Up! Beg!"

"Beg I will not! Insane you must be!"

"That's a good boy!' she continued iggnoring his words, "Now roll over!"

"Insane you are!"

"That's a good boy!" she said, petting Yoda like a dog.

"STOP PETTING ME!"

"Aw aren't you the sweetest little thing!" she said, squishing Yoda's cheeks together.

"That's it! Getting out of here I am!" he ran for it.

"That's it!" she called after him, "Go get the stick!"

"INSANE YOU ARE!" he shouted back to her.

Authore's Note: This part chapter was extra insane because Yoda is my favorite Character. :)