Chapter Twelve; The Dance
Luna studied her reflection in the mirror and turned to the side to see how she looked wearing her princess dress. It was bright sparkling red with matching slippers and a glittery silver tiara. All of a sudden there came a knock on the door. "Luna, are you decent?" Neville questioned.
"Yes, come in!" she called when suddenly he entered the room dressed as a vampire. "How do I look?" she asked as she turned to face him.
"You look good enough to sink my teeth into," he began in his best Dracula voice before giving a great thunderous evil laugh.
"That's a pretty good impression Neville." She told him.
"Thank you, now kiss me you fool." He told her as she smiled warmly at him before he removed his fangs and she placed her arms around his neck before leaning in close to him and giving him a nice juicy kiss on the lips that he returned and started to deepen. A few seconds later they slowly pulled away.
"So have you told anyone that we're dating yet?" Neville asked her.
"No but I think that they basically have it figured out." She answered with a nod of her head. "I mean after all Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny saw us together at the Qudditch game."
"Speaking of Ginny, how are things going between you?" he asked her as he took ahold of her hand.
"Not good, we're still not talking to each other." She told him.
"Well sooner or later you're going to have to. I mean Harry's one of our best friends and Ginny is his girlfriend." He pointed out.
"I know, you're right Neville. Let's go, everyone's waiting for us. I'll talk to her downstairs." She told him as the two of them walked out of the dormitory hand in hand.
Meanwhile Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were already waiting down inside the great hall. Harry was dressed as a muggle, (although Hermione didn't think that it should be considered a costume) Ron had spray painted himself with invisible wax so that he could go as a ghost, Hermione was dressed as a black cat and Ginny was dressed as a muggle version of a witch with a purple robe and matching hat.
She also had on black eye makeup and long black fingernails. "So, how do I look?" she asked them.
"You're the cutest witch I ever saw." Harry told her. "Although that isn't much different from any other day." He added as he smiled at her lovingly.
"Whoa, you look totally Cheetahlicious!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Gee thanks girl!" Ginny cried before she quickly spun around and realized that her friend wasn't talking about her. Ginny scowled as she saw Neville and Luna standing there in front of them.
"Hey Ginny." Luna said trying to sound friendly.
"Luna," Ginny said sounding the most unfriendly Harry had ever heard her.
"Listen Ginny, I just wanted to apologize about earlier today. Do you think it's possible if we started over and tried to be friends?" she questioned her but before Ginny could have time to think it over she heard a familiar voice calling her name.
She looked up and turned around to see Aaron Parker rushing towards her along with the other three members of The Dragons. "Aaron?" she questioned with disbelief.
"Hey Ginny!" he cried excitedly before wrapping his arms around her tightly in a tight embrace. "Oh Ginny it's so good to see you." He told her with a grin as he patted her shoulders before breaking out of the hug.
"It's good to see you too," she began. "but what are you all doing here?" she asked.
"Well a couple of different things actually." Rickie began. "First McGonagall invited us to come sing at the dance, but after she told us about the talent show and how interested we all were in it, she invited us to be judge it." He explained.
"Yep, we're here until after Christmas." Justin said.
"So care to spend it with us?" Derek questioned as he eyed Hermione.
"Alright that's it! Back off Romeo, Hermione is my woman so you go get your own!" Ron snapped as he pushed right out in front of him while Hermione smiled and sighed dreamily.
"Alright, alright don't have a hairball." Derek told him before he stepped away from him.
"Hey that reminds me, Hermione and I are going to be in the talent show! We formed our own singing group The Cheetah Girls." Ginny explained.
"Oh really?" Aaron questioned. "Well that sounds interesting. Why don't you show us what you got?" he suggested as everyone else in the room started to cheer them on before the music started playing in the background.
"Well alright, if you insist." Ginny said before she raced out onto the dancefloor followed by Hermione, Amber, and Casey. (Amber was dressed as a scarecrow and Casey was dressed as a singer from Bewitched) "Alright now y'all, this tune is dedicated to the memory of the great Charles P Phunk who was one of the best hip hop wizards of all time." Ginny said before she started to strut the floor with the rest of the girls.
"This hit, that ice cold, Aaron Parker that white gold!" they sung together when suddenly The Dragons leapt in next to them to join them as the crowd went crazy.
"This one for them Cheetah girls, them good girls straight superstars!" they sung.
"Stylin' whilen, livin' it up in the castle!" the girls sung as they swayed back and forth and snapped their fingers when suddenly out of nowhere Luna started to sing as she placed her hands on top of her hips and rocked back and forth to the sound of the beat.
"Getting my groove on with Justin Long,.." she began.
"C'mon and hit me hard with that bassle!" Justin exclaimed.
"I'm too hot!" Aaron sung.
"Hot damn!" The Cheetah Girls echoed.
"Better call the wizard cops and friendfyremen!" Aaron sang as both groups got down and started shaking to the music.
"I'm too hot!" Ginny exclaimed before she continued to dance with the rest of her group.
"Hot damn!" The Dragons chorused together.
"Make a Dragon wanna party man!" Aaron sang.
"I'm too hot!" Hermione cried.
"Hot damn!" everyone else harmonized together.
"Say my name you know who I am!" Ginny belted.
"I'm too hot!" Aaron sang as all of The Cheetah Girls nodded.
"Hot damn!" they sang with everyone else.
"Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down." Derek sang as all of them stood back up.
"Girls hit your hallelujah!" The Dragons sang together.
"Ooh!" All four of them cried in response as they extended their fists into the air.
"Girls hit your hallelujah!"
"Ooh!"
"Girls hit your hallelujah! Cause uptown phunk is gonna give it to ya, yeah uptown phunk is gonna give it to ya, Friday night and we're in the spot,.." The Dragons sang together.
"Don't believe me just watch!" The Cheetah Girls sang before they started to sway back and forth in time to the music.
"Don't believe me just watch!" Aaron cried.
"Don't believe me just watch!" Ginny chorused.
"Don't believe me just watch!" Rickie echoed.
"Hey, hey, hey oh!" Ginny harmonized before they all placed their hands in front of them while The Dragons continued their song.
"Now stop, and wait a minute!"
"Fill my mug put some butterbeer in it!" Luna sung while she danced with everyone else.
"Take a sip, play some chess," Ginny began in song. "Uh Harry I think you've got a check." She said as Harry grinned at her.
"Go to Hogsmeade, Honeydukes, all around the village!" they all sung while continuing to sway and dance to the music.
"If we show up, we're gonna show out, smoother than any witch or wizard!" The Cheetah Girls sang together.
"I'm too hot!" Luna sang while swaying her hands from side to side.
"Hot damn!" Everyone else in the room shouted.
"Better call the wizard cops and friendfyremen!" The Dragons responded.
"I'm too hot!" Derek belted.
"Hot damn!" all the girls shouted back at him.
"Make a Cheetah wanna party man!" Amber sang.
"I'm too hot!" Justin sang.
"Hot damn!" all the girls cried.
"Witch say my name you know who I am!" Justin exclaimed.
"I'm too hot!" Ginny sang.
"Hot damn!" everyone else in the room shouted.
"Am I bad 'bout that money? Break it down." Derek said.
"Girls hit your hallelujah!" The Dragons sang.
"Ooh!" They (all the girls) harmonized together.
"Girls hit your hallelujah!"
"Ooh!"
"Girls hit your hallelujah!" Aaron began. "Cause uptown phunk is gonna give it to ya!"
"Yeah uptown phunk is gonna give it to ya!" Ginny sang out with a shake and a shimmy.
"Uptown phunk is gonna give it to ya! Friday night and we're in the spot," The Dragons begun.
"Don't believe me just watch!" Ginny sang out. "Come on!"
"Don't believe me just watch!" Aaron sang.
"Don't believe me just watch!" Ginny shouted back.
"Hey, hey, hey oh!" Aaron belted as the whole entire room screamed loudly for him.
"Alright," Ginny began. "now it's time to get a little funky, cause I'm gonna tell you all a little something. Now check this out," she began as she started strutting with the other girls again a crossed the floor. "Uptown phunk you up, uptown phunk you up." She said as The Dragons started strutting aside them.
"Uptown phunk you up, uptown phunk you up." Aaron said.
"Now c'mon dance, jump on it, if you're a Cheetah then own it. Don't brag about it just show it!" Ginny sung.
"C'mon now dance, jump on it, if you're a Dragon than flaunt it!" Aaron sung.
"Don't believe me just watch!" The Dragons sung together before they all started dancing with each other as they all finished the song together.
"Uptown phunk you up, uptown phunk you up!" they sung.
"Say what!?" Ginny cried.
"Uptown phunk you up, uptown phunk you up!" they all sung together before the song finally finished with the last couple of notes and the room exploded with cheers and applause.
The song in this chapter was Uptown Phunk parody of Uptown Funk
