Vacation Surprise and Beach Chaos

Time passed without much notice. Before I knew it, summer vacation was soon upon us. I decided, that this year, the vampires of this household would not be sitting around like lazy bums all summer. No, these vampires are going to experience a real vacation. Blair ad I had been planning it since May. Now, after successfully rounding up all six of them, I have a plan to get them to agree. Yes, it does include bribery... and possibly blackmail.

"Alright, now that I have all of you here, I have a very important event to announce. This year, you all, plus Blair and I, will be going on a real summer vacation." They give me a deadpanned look, and then all of a sudden the room is filled with blind protests, but my face simply curves into a smile. "And, if you don't agree to come, I will starve you." I state. Silence ensues. My smile grows wider. "So... who's coming then?" six people raise their hand, and I see one paw up from behind the couch. "Excellent. Plane leaves at 8:00 AM tomorrow. And yes, I did say AM. Be packed for two weeks." Kid crows in excitement (probably because of the time) and everyone else groans. I flash one more smile and run upstairs, purple cat on my heels. (Just in case you were confused, I had found out in a very random experience that sun does not, in fact, harm vampires in any way, they just have sharper sight, so they need stronger sunglasses.)


"We're going to MEXICO?!"

"To be more specific, the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico. Were visiting the Mayan temples!" I smile happily, Blair resting calmly atop my head. We had just looked at our flight progress on the board, and my companions were quite surprised to see where we were flying to. "And guess who has presents!" I squeal. They look at me blankly, and I start handing out small wrapped boxes. Lets just say I have been saving for quite awhile, and I bought each a pair of stylized, super strong sunglasses! Stein's were aviator style, with simple silver rims. Kid's are shield style, and have the same stripes as his hair, but on both sides. Black*Star's are sports sunglasses, and bright blue, with a transparent star on one lens. Crona's are simple gray wayfarer glasses, and Ragnarok's are the same, but black and white checkered instead. Soul's are my favorite, though. When I was bored in class one day, I had drawn a little logo with his name. It depicts the soul shape I saw on the jacket he sometimes wears but I added a little face, with slanted eyes and a spiky smile. It says 'soul eater' in big block letters, with the soul in between the two. Anyway, I put the logo on the temple pieces of his black and yellow shield style sunglasses. Frankly, I am quite proud of myself, and really hope they like the glasses, because I worked very hard on them.

"Hey Maka?" Soul grins at me, and slides his glasses on, followed by the five others. "Thanks." I grin, and we climb on our newly arrived flight. (after various stops for food, bathroom, other random requests, ect.)


Since we live in Nevada, the flight isn't too long, and we reach our destination without event. (aside from the stares I was getting from traveling alone with six teenage-to-young-adult boys.) I stroll from the Airport with a smile on my face, overjoyed to finally be out of that house. The vampires look less than happy, but also don't look miserable, so I take that as a good sign.

"Alright!" I practically yell, startling Blair right off my head. She yowls, complaining loudly about being surprised, and I try to shush her, hoping nobody notices the random taking cat (Soul's expression when he walked into my room while she was in human form was priceless, and everyone else had similar, if more calm, reactions when they figured it out). "We need to find the hotel. Its supposed to be near here. Its called Secrets Maroma Beach Riviera Cancun." it doesn't take us long, and soon we are standing outside a huge beach side hotel. I ask the receptionist, and she gives me seven keys to the suite I reserved. It has seven rooms, a living area, and a kitchen (I even asked in advance to have Kid's room arranged symmetrically). We head to the top floor, where ours and seven other similar suites reside. I rush inside, and look out the window, smiling gleefully at the beautiful view.

"Soul, look! The beach is right over there! And they've got a huge pool and lazy river too! OMG I'm so excited!" I jump up and down happily, and Soul rolls his eyes, peering out the window behind me.

"OMG! MY ROOM IS PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!" I hear a gleeful shout from another room, and laugh, glad that my request made it through. Everyone disperses to their rooms, and Blair follows me to mine.

"Ohmylovelygoodnesspurplepancakeschocolatepuddingeatmysoulgracious I am so excited!" I squeal, bouncing around my room and unpacking/stowing my things excitedly.

"I know right! No offense, but being stuck in your room all the time is no fun at all." Blair purrs, transforming to human and stretching. "I can't wait to get some sun! I wonder if there are any cute boys around?" I roll my eyes at her antics, deciding not to mention that she sneaks out my room all the time anyway. I also don't mention that she practically rules the mansion during school hours, since even Stein comes to school with us (he is the biology teacher for freshman).

"C'mon Blair, lets go tell the boys the schedule for the next two weeks." I say, sprinting out of the room to roundup said boys. Once I get them all in the living room, I start explaining the schedule.

"Alright everyone, this is how the next two weeks are planned. We have fourteen days, and ten temples to visit, so I have put in four free days. Today is Wednesday, and will be the first free day. Tomorrow we will visit the Lamanai temple, Friday we will go to Coba, Saturday we will see Caracol, Sunday will be free, Monday will be Copan, Tuesday is Tulum, Wednesday is Calakmul, Thursday is Palenque, Friday will be off, Saturday will be Uxmal, Sunday will be Tikal, and Monday will be the last temple- Chichen Itza. Then we have Tuesday off and we leave that Wednesday. Everybody got it?" I get a few lost faces and small nods, but I am too elated to care. "Yay! Now Blair and I are going to the beach, come if you want a drink tonight!" I say, marching off to my room to get changed. I run to my room, Blair on my heels. She transforms immediately, blabbering about which (way too inappropriate) swimsuit to wear. I pull out the simple tankini that I brought. Its lime green colored, with orange polka dots. Blair says its too childish, but compared to what she has put on, I much prefer it (I'm also not going to even try to describe it, just think as little cloth as humanly possible without being naked). I throw a little sleeveless sweatshirt over my swimsuit and Blair and I head downstairs.


The beach is beautiful. Apparently, so are every one of my companions, excluding myself. Only three minutes into our beach visit, all six vampires plus one magical cat are surrounded by bimbos of every size and shape (in Blair's case, the male version of that) and for some mysterious reason, it really pisses me off. And for some reason, I really, really want to punch the blonde who has her chest pressed firmly up against Soul's arm. And the one who's touching his hair. Particularly the one who's trying to be sexy by trailing her fingers up his scar. It makes my blood boil, and I don't know why. And I am seriously concerned with my own state of mind, because I am so angry that any second that dam I rebuilt and reinforced in my brain is going to blow, because they will not go away. Damn, the first day of my lovely vacation and I've already lost my mind. I feel the blood in my veins harden, and my eyes blink obsidian. I just hope I don't accidentally kill them.

I stand, walking toward the unknowing group casually. Soul is the first to notice, followed by the three blondes. My smile widens into a grin, and I meet the eyes of my first offense.

"Ugly, hands off." I command, waving my hand in a dismissal. Unfortunately for her, she doesn't.

"Ugly?! Who are you calling ugly, midget?" I whirl to face her, grin widening, and meeting her icy blue stare with my obsidian one. I flex my fingers, curling them into a fist, willing my blood to reinforce it with the hardness of steel.

"You." CRACK! My fist hits her right in the nose, and a nasty bruise starts to form immediately around the cracked cartilage. I round on the other two, casually inspecting my nails for imperfections.

"I don't suggest, touching what doesn't belong to you in such an utterly repulsive manner." I glare down at second and third offense, cracking my knuckles, and they pick up their friend and scamper off. I can practically see the quivering tailstucked between their legs. I whirl on Soul then, because my insane brain can't leave me with the embarrassment of what I had already done. My hand grabs his jaw with a grip of steel, and not even he can break away.

"And you. You need to learn that I cannot allow such insolent women to drool all over you. Its disgusting, and repulsive, and it makes me want to puke. Do you know why, silly vampire?" I ask patiently, not once relinquishing the hold I have, keeping his face mere centimeters from mine.

"No." he states hesitantly, not sure what to do about my sudden strength over him.

"because," I grin, pulling his face over so I can speak right into his ear. "You belong to me."

And that is when madness relinquishes it's hold, and my vision goes white, and my body goes limp.


I'm sure that this bit of events seem completely random, but i can assure you that its all part of my diabolical plan. patience is a virtue, my children.

By the way, that is a real resort hotel in the area, no i have no idea if it has seven room suites on the top floor. and those are the real Mayan temple names. Just fyi, i don't own either, nor do i own soul eater or any of its characters. Farewell in my absense, and await my return in elation.

~Fish