Dear Mister Weasleys I have asked you several times not to encourage other students to cause trouble and yet you continue to do so. What do I have to do to get the message to sink in?.
Professor McGonagall
Dear Minnie
We got the message loud and clear along ago we just chose to ignore it on the grounds its funny to see other students getting into trouble.
Sincerely Fred and George
P.S we're about to convince a first year to blow up Filchs office, wish us luck.
Mister Weasleys
I swear to Merlin, if Filchs office is blown up I'm writing to your Mother and all three of us know what she threatened to do to you both if she got another letter from me.
Professor McGonagall
Dear Minnie the blackmailing Kitty
Um… Filchs office has already been blown up, but to be fair it happened three seconds before we got your letter.
So you cannot write to our mum.
Fred and George
P.S PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE DO NOT WRITE TO OUT MUM.
Dear Mister Weasley
I've written to Molly. So tough luck.
Professor McGonagall
Dear Minnie the betrayer
We really do not like you at this moment and lemon taste sour.
Fred and George.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
